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ComputersRe: HOW TO CONFIGURE YOUR FULL IWP V1and 2 by chux76(m): 11:56pm On May 16, 2011
Jouslaw, ur server ROCKS!!!!! U sure say i no go kill the bandwidthhuhlol, Keep it up bro
ComputersRe: Let's buy your UK Used and Nigeria Used Laptops ( Terms and Conditions) by chux76(m): 11:52pm On May 16, 2011
No pricehuh??
BusinessPanasonic Lumix (dmc-fz7)digital Camera 4 Sale by chux76(op): 3:36am On May 12, 2011
There is a PANASONIC LUMIX (DMC-FZ7)DIGITAL CAMERA 4 SALE. It comes with a carry case,Battery,Battery charger and cord (to connect to PC).
Here's a link to see and know more about the camera:

http://www.dcresource.com/reviews/panasonic/dmc_fz7-review/


Asking Price: N40K
Mr Chux
08056715350

ComputersRe: HOW TO CONFIGURE YOUR FULL IWP V1and 2 by chux76(m): 1:42pm On May 08, 2011
Jouslaw
There is nothing in the link to click on. Check it
GamingRe: Difference Between Xbox,xbox 360 And Ps3 by chux76(op): 12:01am On Apr 27, 2011
Omega and Ecash, Tnx a zillion times for the insight, Una b correct men.
Thankxxx
PoliticsRe: Missing Youth Corper Confirmed Dead. by chux76(m): 10:31pm On Apr 26, 2011
Naijangel and Wislet,you too should be ashamed of yourselves, Raining abuses on each other while others are discussing and lamenting on the tragic happenings in the country. Abeg make una stop the exchange. We lost YOUTHS that are supposed to be LEADERS of "2moro" I wonder when that 2moro will come,when the likes of BUHARI will never let night fall and usher in the 2moro, Ukeoma's blood will surely CHASE,PURSUE AND TORMENT his killers and their families for generations to come.
GamingDifference Between Xbox,xbox 360 And Ps3 by chux76(op): 4:15pm On Apr 26, 2011
Forumites,
Could someone please explain what the difference is between these game consoles:
XBX,XBOX 360 and PS3.

Please tell me all you know about these 3. Thanks
ComputersDifference Between Xbox,xbox 360 And Ps3 by chux76(op): 4:14pm On Apr 26, 2011
Forumites,
Could someone please explain what the difference is between these game consoles:
XBOX,XBOX 360 and PS3.

Please tell me all you know about these 3. Thanks
Art, Graphics & VideoFilm Camera For Sale by chux76(op): 1:23am On Apr 22, 2011
I have a VERY CLEAN CANON AE1 35mm FILM CAMERA FOR SALE WITH 4 LENSES WHICH INCLUDES A WIDE ANGLE LENS AND A 30FT ZOOM LENS FOR SALE. PHOTOS ARE INCLUDED.
ASKING PRICE: N32,000
Please call for Negotiation

Chux
08056715350
07025505916

BusinessFilm Camera For Sale by chux76(op): 1:06am On Apr 22, 2011
I have a VERY CLEAN CANON AE1 35mm FILM CAMERA FOR SALE WITH 4 LENSES WHICH INCLUDES A WIDE ANGLE LENS AND A 30FT ZOOM LENS FOR SALE. PHOTOS ARE INCLUDED.
ASKING PRICE: N32,000
Please call for Negotiation

Chux
08056715350
07025505916

ComputersCamera For Sale by chux76(op): 12:55am On Apr 22, 2011
I have a VERY CLEAN CANON AE1 35mm FILM CAMERA FOR SALE WITH 4 LENSES WHICH INCLUDES A WIDE ANGLE LENS AND A 30FT ZOOM LENS FOR SALE. PHOTOS ARE INCLUDED.
ASKING PRICE: N32,000
Please call for Negotiation

Chux
08056715350
07025505916

Computer MarketRe: Laptop Batteries For Sale @ Reduced Price in Nigeria. by chux76(m): 5:29pm On Apr 21, 2011
Do you have the original battery for DELL LATITUDE D600 LAPTOP and how much is it? How long can the battery last?
SportsSoccer Trials In Asia by chux76(op): 8:39pm On Apr 17, 2011
A 3 MONTHS TRIAL TOUR IS BEING ORGANISED BY AN ASIAN CLUB AND THEIR REQUIREMENTS ARE BELOW:

ENTRY REQUIREMENTS FOR INTERESTED PLAYERS:

(1.) Players must be male, aged 15 to 28.

(2.) Players must hold a valid International passport; the passport must be valid for a minimum of 6 months.

(3.) Players must send scanned copy of their international passport data page and also their CV {curriculum vitae} which will be accessed by the officials; you will be notified if chosen to start registration immediately.

(4.) Players must send a scanned copy of their passport photograph (4by6).

If interested contact me immediately.

Mr Chukwuma
Collosal Sports Academy
08056715350
07025505916
Jokes EtcRe: Baba Iyabo (obj) And The Bb Craze. by chux76(m): 11:27pm On Apr 16, 2011
Wey d concluding part ohhhhh!!!! Cant wait bro, I know say u were dere wen all dis happened
Jokes EtcPenalty by chux76(op): 3:03am On Apr 16, 2011
Little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week, I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"
Jokes EtcRe: If U Are A Gay Please Click On This Picture To View Gays In Action by chux76(m): 2:52am On Apr 16, 2011
LOL, Very creative, nice one, but I am not gay oh, wen fine Okpekes wit brite futures and Impressive past full town, no wayl oh!!!
Jokes EtcHusband Store (u Must Laff) by chux76(op): 2:18am On Apr 16, 2011
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates, You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights, The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

(scroll and keep reading!)

PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
ComputersApplications For Lg Ku990 by chux76(op): 1:45am On Apr 10, 2011
Hello Guys,
I use an LG KU990 Touch screen and i would like to know where i can download applications for it. I need games,Opera Mini etc on it. Is there a website i could get applications for the phone?Suggestions are highly welcomed.
Tnx Y'all
Jokes EtcThe Happy Groom by chux76(op): 12:13pm On Apr 07, 2011
"Congratulations my boy!" said the groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life."

"But I'm not getting married until tomorrow," protested his nephew.

"I know," replied the uncle. "That's exactly what I mean."
ComputersRe: Free IWP VPS Server by chux76(m): 2:39am On Apr 07, 2011
@Annblay
despicableme.cz.cc. I have updated my nameservers as you instructed. 08056715350
ComputersRe: Any Forex Trader Using Iwp For Trading? by chux76(m): 1:58pm On Apr 04, 2011
Does freedom work with Forex Platform? If yes,which network is best to use it with?
ComputersRe: Any Forex Trader Using Iwp For Trading? by chux76(m): 4:35pm On Apr 03, 2011
I am yet to see or hear anyone using IWP for forex trading. I wish some1 could come forward with details. We would be glad.
Jokes EtcBlonde Jokes by chux76(op): 12:05am On Apr 03, 2011
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray,

"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays: "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays, "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Brandi, you have to buy a ticket."
Jokes EtcWhose Kid Is The Dumbest? by chux76(op): 11:49pm On Apr 02, 2011
There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth."

The second professor says "No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot."

The first professor says "Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there and find out. If I'm there then tell me to come home and eat dinner."

The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs off.

The second professor not to be outdone says "Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With one penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave."

Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors keep arguing.

Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has the dumber father. Jay says, "Well listen. My father told me to find out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had to do was to call the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he would be done. That is stupid if I've ever heard it."

Sam says "Well that is nothing. My dad told me to buy a car with one penny and a microwave with the other. But he didn't tell me which penny was for the car and which one is for the microwave."

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