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She's pretty but sorry to say, she's Second hand

admindim:
Am interested

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Smiles..... Why is it so difficult to make $1=N1?

Seriously, burial now groovy? New and surprising things springing out in this our era of social media madness. Have you had a groove in a burial before?

Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/05/burial-groove-see-what-somebody-posted.html

lalasticlala, ijebabe

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Top Music producer Donseth, gave an epic response to a fraudster who posed as a Bank BVN Agent. The words from Donseth is enough to turn the fraudster away from his evil ways if only he has a heart. See the touching words after the cut....


Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/05/music-producer-donseth-replies-bvn.html


lalasticlala, Ijebabe

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The comical actor shared the news on his Instagram page. He wrote "Yes it's true... been made Special Assistant To The Governor On Ethical and Social Reorientation, Akwa Ibom State. Thank you Gov Udom Emmanuel. Most above all, Thank you Jesus!"


http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/05/actor-okon-lagos-gets-political.html

lalasticlala

Appland:
Am no fool, and stop this my friend or someone i know stuff
When some one come up in open and lie we know
I know when he bought that adsence from a guy called miky or there about @ 20,000 naira ;i think last year june or there about
If you talk of newseveryhour.com or vivian gist i will believe to some extent because this site has large authourity and traffic
ChuzzyBlog does not have such traffic to pull half of that amount not even in 6months, check his site traffic and do the maths there and see for your self

Oya no vex its a lie

Concrete information reaching me right about now revealed there is a serious clash between Hausas and Igbos at Water-side in Aba, Abia State. The source however revealed that force men are around and looking for a smart way to end the clash as it is really intense.

Will update you formally as the full information roll in... In the mean time, stay safe if you are anywhere in Aba.


Chuzzyblog Reporting


lalasticlala, ishilove

Born2berich:
Please may i know the domain register you are using or better still, recommend a good one for me.

whogohost is cool and have good customer relationship

stpat1:
I thought you cannot reapply with the same name once you have been banned on Google AdSense? Has this rule been rescinded?

you can if the url is not banned... however my url that was banned was www.chuzzysblog.com difference of chuzzy"s"blog

A Chuzzyblog reader sent this across feeling pissed. from 4 to 3 to 2 and now 1 piece of fish inside the popular Titus Sardine. Who knows what's gonna be found next *sigh* maybe just vegetable oil..

Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/05/he-bought-titus-sardine-and-opened-it.html

lalasticlala, ishilove, seun

saasala:
4500 USD? Do I look like a fool?

Smiles.... i know ur type. had two choices tho... believe of disbelieve. you choose the latter and that's a clear sign of ignorance.

cyborg07:
Hi, Please, i am facing similar issues right now. my US adsense was banned yesterday morning with about 2k$ inside. Someone wants to sell a new Nigerian adsense account for me at 45k, but i have my reservations. Please, I will like to know, While creating this new adsense account, did you choose Nigeria as location as somewhere else? Because i heard its tough getting Nigerian adsense and they are more prune to getting banned more than other countries. Kindly share. Thanks.

its actually easy, follow the steps here>>https://www.nairaland.com/2438717/goodnews-adsense-applicantsget-adsense-approved#35659311>

Chillinmasoul:
Hi,

Sorry to bother you, i read your testimony got back up after you got banned for invalid clicks! Can you reveal to me how you got to apply and got approved in two weeks.

Will be anticipating your response buddy, and that's a simple blog template you got there, lovely, is this wordpress or blogger?

best regards,
Frank

This should help...

https://www.nairaland.com/2438717/goodnews-adsense-applicantsget-adsense-approved#35659311>

sketcherJ:
Chuzzyblog I so much like ur enthusiasm..thanks for d encouragement bro..but I will like to know how many posts did u have when u got approved again d second time?

20 posts....

yomalex:
Good news
Chuzzyblog sent you a pm

Resend pls

This post won't be pointing out any tip on how to get google adsense approval but it's just to encourage fellas....(you can check here for tips>>https://www.nairaland.com/2438717/goodnews-adsense-applicantsget-adsense-approved#35659311>

On the 18th of March, i lost $4500+ to google(For invalid activity according to them) I was shattered spirit, soul and body. I felt like my whole blogging career had crumbled.

After a week of being really low in spirit, i had the zeal to get back into business asap but my lazy and discouraged mind wouldn't let me.
I resorted to looking for an Adsense account to purchase, just to save myself the stress of writing new articles and applying for "Nigerian google Adsense" again.

However, this did not go down well as i was scammed over #75,000 and even lost some more money to some miscellaneous expenses.
I finally gave up the thought of buying and decided to get approved no matter what effort it'll cost. (obviously i had no option cos i was officially broke)

I got a new domain, and started writing and in less than 2 weeks, i was approved.

If you are an upcoming blogger and really want to earn via google(obviously the best at the moment), and you haven't been approved, don't give up. Keep the fight on and don't relent. Sometimes, you are only a step away from your success.

I am In a relationship (with google)

You are on this page probably because you have been Mobilized by NYSC, a prospective corper or better still a parent who is helping out his/her child source for necessary information as regards NYSC camp requirements. I'm going keep it precise but detailed so you you don't have to run around the internet searching for more information.

Now there's a huge excitement in your heart that you are going to serve your father land, that's obviously amazing. However, it will be really sad and shattering if you got to camp and you are being sent back because you don't have some required items for registration.

Now follow me closely as i list all you will need for registration and also to make your stay fun..

Official NYSC Camp Registration Requirements:

1. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of camp registration and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps member (colloq. Corper, or Otondo) and you are not impersonating anyone. This will be taken from and not returned to you. So if at all you even forget you luggage (lol) never forget this.

Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter.

2. Registration Documents: Foreign graduates should take along important registration documents used in registering at Abuja.

3. Final Year Student Identity CARD

4. Notification/Statement of Result from School

5. PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very important. Take as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You would need them at every registration point mostly. Then those of you who would likely redeploy or join one group or the other in camp, you would need more than others.

6. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS: Now make about 5-10 copies of every document required. There would be photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time.

Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year.

7. CERTIFICATES/LICENSES: For Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of certification.

8. STATIONERY: PEN, PAPER, GUM, TIPPEX. Yeah this saves time and lots of unnecessary begging.

Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during check-in. So do not forget to include pins in your stapler if you are taking that along.

Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number, you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to start the Military parades.

Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1 NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of White Converse. A “Belt” is also included.

YOUR DAILY NEEDS:

9. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS: This is an essential outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at camp to just fulfill all righteousness which surely would never be your size especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6). Why? Because you probably wont have time to wash during the week after being stressed out from the parades and Man-O-War drills.

Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of colored clothes because you wont need it.

10. WHITE SHORTS: I beg you please do bring yours. you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.

11. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS SHOES: This is a very important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of low quality white tennis shoes customized for NYSC. It’s either you are not given your size although you can find someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white). They also sell this in camp, so in case you are not able to get you could buy in camp just carry extra cash for that because the price would be higher – as with everything in Mammy – because they know you have no choice than to buy. Now, If you happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ & ‘C’), get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted to the Southern part of the country . The parade fields/mammy market might be messed up after the rains. You will get this in camp.

12. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs.

13. MOSQUITO TREATED NET: You would do not want to fall sick in camp from malaria. Just bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. I also used mine as a room to protect my box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants.

14. BASIC DRUGS: Like Panadol or paracetamol, medicine for your allergies, menstrual pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs, antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is sometimes inadequately stocked with drugs so help yourself.

True story – A corper from the previous batch donated at least a million Naira worth of medicine to our (Lagos) camp clinic, and barely a few days later, they claimed to have run out of medicine.

15. PADLOCKS: [BRING or BUY from Mammy] Please lock your boxes and bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know someone who lost more than 5 items including his two phones – like he’s the only one in camp.

16. WAIST POUCH: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse).The bum bags are more popular because they won’t bang against you when you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all times. You should sleep with it too.

17. BEVERAGE: The camp will supply u with “Tea-water” so you can make tea when u need to!

18. DETTOL OR ANY DISINFECTANT: This is very, very essential. Firstly the bathrooms can be very annoying and dirty and more importantly, you would not like to have infection from camp. Bad idea. Depending on your camp, the water can be dirty. Most people always have reaction to it.

19. DETERGENT: [BUY from Mammy.] Again, this reduces the amount of load you’re bringing into camp. However, if you’re lucky the mammy market will have vendors offering laundry services! It costs about N50 per item, N100 for your khaki trousers or shirt, extra N50 if you want your items pressed.

Tip: The Bucket: Buy this in Mammy. Don’t stress yourself taking one to Camp, which you’re probably going to leave behind after 3 weeks.

Toiletries: Toilet Paper, Sanitary Pad, soap dish etc. BUY in Mammy.

20. TOWELS

21. A PAIR OF SLIPPERS: [BRING or BUY]

22. Bed sheets, Pillow Cases and A Pillow. You could also get pillow from mammy market to reduce load.

Tip: Mattresses will be provided by NYSC. It is best to “double up” with the mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2 inches thick. Lol.

23. HANDKERCHIEF. There will be BUCKETS of sweating. Do yourself a favor.

24. FLASHLIGHT OR RECHARGEABLE LAMPS: [BRING or BUY] Most camps, or in fact, all camps do not give light except at a specific time of the day. It’s very essential especially at night when you need to use the bathroom, early in the morning when preparing for morning drills and meditations and at night in case you need to do anything. At the mammy market, there is always light till they close, usually 10pm except on days like the Camp Fire Night. You can charge them there at a little fee.

Tip: You will be fed three times a day in camp but I must not lie to you, the food there is nothing to write home about. They can be nice on few occasions like Sundays, but most days, they are poor. If you are someone who loves to eat good food, make provisions for your own food. You should get some fast foods along, some breakfast cereals and beverages. You should also hold extra cash to eat at the Mammy market. You will get good meals there.

25. PLATE, BOWL AND CUP: [BRING or BUY] For eating. Important for those who intend on eating Camp food.

26. Some form of entertainment: Novels – for those who get bored easily, please carry some. And for guys PSP or chess. also iPod your and MP3 players for audiophiles.

27. Your Ray-Ban sunglasses for the sun. And if you can’t afford that, get a Ray-Bon. LoL

28. Get extra phone batter(ies) and extra Network SIMs. Some network are not available at some camps in remote locations far from towns. Once you get your call-up letter, you can find out (fromStudents.com.ng) which network has the best reception at your destination camp. If you need data access, find out if that available also. Instagramers and keekers, if you get EDGE thank your stars.

29. CASH: Extremely important. You would need about N15,000. Then between N20,000 – N30,000 to be ‘just’ comfortable. For those that can manage, say, N10,000 – N15,000. There are lots of things that take up money. Things like food (for those who don’t intend eating camp food), drinks, recharge cards, charging of phones, laundry, pleasures e.t.c

Tip: You wont be allowed to leave camp. So do not be stranded, trust me it’s not a good idea. Just budget 1000 per day. You could take your ATM card along, incase. (This might sound counter-intuitive since there might not be any ATM in camp and you are not allowed to leave camp. But figure it out…)

You can keep you extra cash with the Accounts Department (as the case was in my camp) while some shops offer POS services, you still have access to extra cash whenever you need it.

If you have a camera you can take it along because you will want to snap a lot of scenes. If you have a Smartphone with great camera, that’s good for you because you can easily take and share photos on social networks.

Tip: If you don’t have any of those, you will have to pay some guys on camp who do that as business to follow you around and snap you wherever you go. They might charge up to N2,000 for the duration of the camping. They should give you all your photos and videos in DVDs at the end of Camping. Or you could wait till the last day of leaving camp and snap at a cheaper rate.

This is all i have to share with you today... whatever your heart tells you to pick along, please do... lol.

Thanks for reading, feel free to share


http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/04/things-you-must-take-along-to-nysc-camp.html

lalasticlala

Curvinus:
Didn't realize yesterday was 19th April 2015

i should simply ignore this but no. please don't be too fast to speak/type/criticize

Confirm the accurate time when this post was published on Nairaland.. The mods moved it to frontpage today.

vizkiz:
yeah, it happens...I.e I have a crush on Nicki minaj

crush kwa?

What's your take?

In other to get an accurate or near accurate analysis to this question, click "like" if yes is your answer and "share" if no is your answer

lalasticlala

How heartless people can be. While some are fasting, praying and doing all sorts just to get a child, someone else is doing this.

This 2-day-old baby was reportedly dumped inside a trash can and left at a refuse dump by his mother in Cameroon. He was found alive and is currently doing well. God is great!

Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/04/2-day-old-baby-found-alive-in-trash-can.html

lalasticlala

Do you agree with her?

http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/04/checkout-this-ladys-advice-to-ladies.html


lalasticlala

Pennsylvania:
Thank God no life was lost. The company should sack the driver asap for this.

I know of some transportation companies that pays their drivers based on the trip they make - the more trips they go, the more they earn, so these drivers will end up running themselves to exhaustion without even caring for their own safety or that of the passengers.

This could be one of those instances.

are you kidding?

This happened yesterday 19th April 2015 at about 12pm. According to reports gathered from the passengers, they were traveling to Lagos from Asaba. It was a smooth trip until when they got close to "Bypass" in Benin, the Captain (driver) started waving the steering randomly from left to right.

At first, they thought he was trying to navigate the potholes on the road but it was pretty obvious that road at that point was good and there was no need for that.

Suddenly the Captain began to wave to the right almost out of the road, the man at the front noticed that the driver was sleeping, so he quickly reached out his hand for the steering trying to wave back into the road. He was not very successful because his seat belt held him back but he managed to wave it a little. The bus hit the bump by the right and fell. lots of the passengers were injured but none died.

When the Captain was confronted, he apologized and told them that he worked the previous night. He drove from Lagos to Asaba and was forced to take another trip without any good sleep.

Transportation companies need to value the life of customers. Thank God no life was lost. Quick recovery to all that were injured.


Source: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/04/car-crashes-as-driver-sleeps-off-while.html


lalasticlala