₦airaland Forum

Tallesty1:
Crocodile meat, porcupine meat, and snake meat are the best meat in Nigeria. Snake meat is like a combination of fish, chicken, snail and grass cutter. Porcupine meat is better than orgasm, crocodile is like a combination of snake, crocodile and egg.

Guy pass me the ganja before e finish.

APCsupporter:
Thank God we still have people like you. I hope you are a GIVER and not a TAKER

Give some,take some

Pavarottii:
For once, try reading b4 commenting. They don't give award or money for being first to comment.

Why must you encourage anyone to listen to a looter of our national treasury?. What message will such a person pass?. Is our current problem not caused by looting as a factor? Yet one of the culprits is here diverting attention and you are advising somone to listen to him. Why must looters always be your heroes and idols? WHY?

ELPablochapo:
Although I do not support Biafra but the way this govt. is going about harassing them will eventually work in their favor. Before now, i use to see biafra as a big joke but not anymore. Until now Biafra was actually a sentiment used by Igbos to get favor from the fedral govt. But Buhari action and statements (5%) have made it a real struggle now. Let me tell you , God works in a mysterious ways, it will only take time before we all kiss Nigeria good bye.

People with ego, unstabilise emotion, sentiments and hatred never make a good leader quote me any where.

Nigeria has been in recession two good times and i believe GEJ caused both of them,abi? Let us keep deceiving ourselves after-all the world wants to be deceived.

Sorry your Biafra hope is dead on arrival and unrealisable. Perhaps in 5billion years it will becocme a reality. Regarding the 5% propaganda,you may like to tell us Buhari's closing remarks in that speech. Can you?

crazysaint:
One proverbs that states'' you have to marry two wives to know the one that is better is true '' but some times, you have to learn from other peoples experiences, Nigeria was not expected to passthrough this stage of retrogression in our history but now the people know better and understand better.
1. How would you have convinced the man in the street that dollar was not going to be equal to Naira if PMB lost.
2. How would you explain to school children that nofood for them if PMB has lost.
3. How do you explain to unemployed that no job, no stipend for them if PMB lost
4. How do you explain to people getting light 12 Hours that it will not be constant based on Fashola statement but now pay high tariff for darkness.
5. How do you explain to people that Boko Haram will still be killing people even when Gen is in charge.
6. How do you explain the fall of crude oil price if PMBlost.
7. How do you explain to the Public why corruption is in PDP and saint hood is in APC.
8. How will you explain fulani herdsmen if PMB lost 9. How will you explain religious and ethnic
intolerance growing among Nigerias if PMB lost.
10. How will you explain that Nigeria is now on
recession. etc(the list is endless) The truth, GEJ allowed Nigeria to have a taste of bad
choice to enable them appreciate good things. He might not be the best but comparing the two devil, he is and will always be better by all standards. we must appreciate good things and change our priorities as a people and country. appreciate good things and have value for hard work and excellence.


Zombies come and kill me!

You are dead already,why kill you a second time?

sekundosekundo:
Was it not in the public that he deceived you to vote for him that he will make 1$=#1 even without School cert. Look, it may not be called bribe but if he gives an editor #50,000,000. for transport and accommodation to this meeting what will you call it.

sds

You must be walking about with a vacuous brain and never ever composmentis. Did Buhari give you a time frame to make the naira equal to one dollar?. Your certificate propaganda is since dead,invent another dictum. Apparently his bail out fund is also bribery.

sekundosekundo:
Was it not in the public that he deceived you to vote for him that he will make 1$=#1 even without School cert. Look, it may not be called bribe but if he gives an editor #50,000,000. for transport and accommodation to this meeting what will you call it.

You must be walking about with a vacuous brain and never ever compomentis. Did Buhari give you a time frame to make the naira equal to one dollar?. Your certificate propaganda is since dead,invent another dictum. Apparently his bail out fund is also bribery.

LadyMercedes:
Thank you.

No, I don't. I'm just a car enthusiast. Especially, Mercedes-Benz

I have 10 different classes of Mercedes-Benz and I'm looking for a wife.

grayht:
ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ
sǝɯıʇǝɯos ..

And from downside up too.

This Sahara guy must have mixed weed with indomie, I mean confirmed Sapele weed. So if Buhari must bribe anyone in the public it has to be the Ngerian press that are wholly and purely PDP loyalists

wizflower:
When last did you visit the market, 2014 I guess. Visit now and rewrite your post about oil, egusi and even garri. You be man or woman sef

Anybody who lives in south West will just be laughing at you. The cup in question here is milk cup. As in peak liquid milk cup. Infact yoruba egusi could be bought for #60 per milk cup. How much oil and dry pepper do you need to cook two cups of egusi. Panla wewe (small panla) either fresh or smoked goes for #100. Sometimes it comes in two or three tiny ones. Some women sell bitterleaf #30 even which is enough economically to prepare your soup. A cup of garri (OYO) goes for #25 while Egba goes for #30. At Bodija or ojoo market Ibadan,10 cups is sold at #170 as I am typing.

Infact less than #500 will prepare a very nutricious soup if you go for okra and ugu.

Learn to learn and stop arguing with food and nutrition gurus. What has being a man or woman got to do with it?. Who doesn't cook when hungry?.

Guy shaaaarap ur buccal cavity on soup cooking. Now listen attentively. Abi Na read with full concentration sef.

1. 2 cups of Egusi - igbo own #160 -Yoruba own #140
2. Kpanla kekere #100
3. Bitterleaf #50
4.Onions #40
5.Dry pepper #40
6.Red palm oil #50
7.Seasoning cubes #20

Change remaining is #40 which will buy two cups of garri sef.

Abeg delete soup matter from your list joor!!! And stop increasing the already risen temperature/blood pressure in people following the change we are in now.

Thisis2raw:
wen I finally get the address to your house

But I have absolutely nothing but my head. Or would you rather become a ritualist instead?,also because of recession?. Let me know asap.

Can anything good come out of Bokoharam?,YES!!!.

Thisis2raw:
I blame the Economic recess for this... Their are alot of Nigerians dat are gud, but this hard time will create alot of criminals

So when are we looking forward to your first armed robbery induced by recession?.

Oildichotomy:
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I'm disappointed in Bubu
Why not empty the wholes barracks in Nigeria to safeguard oil installations?

Foolishness in the administration is not farfetched.
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While economy killers are wise huh?

ladyF:
Chai, see as these ones just disgrace their families sha... But ermmm.... who put that red tin to cover the second pishure na? Vaseline crew will not be happy with you tonight o. Make me sef cover my eye...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

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I have always known that you are a cucumber crew member. Keep it up !!!

TonyeBarcanista:
He won't get it

I agree with you,he would rather get second "TENURE" instead.

EpicMaurice:
manage this one abeg

Dis one Na fake,I wan orijinal

PassingShot:
My point is, he has taken certain decisions such as banning importation of some goods, removing subsidy from fuel, etc that have equally contributed to the hardship.

If you too export to those countries will you die?

Nigerian poohlice and their lust to kill is like......abeg help me attach that Zuma pinshure.

ojmaroni247:
There are other companies building mostly modular refineries too. At various locations in Nigeria.

Name the locations otherwise your comment won't teach a thing.

shammah1:
As much as I don't support bombings of pipelines by the militants at all. However, I support their cry for justice & of negligence. For God sake these 5% have been feeding the entire nation for many decades.

Buhari must listen to their cry and come up with a solution. Military actions is the dumbest decision to cos they aren't fighting war or killing anyone.

Crocodile is a joke!

Who is killing those IDP refugees??. Take note of your last seven words to answer my question properly. Also remember that they militants started the bombings for no apparent reason that has any connection to this government. Again I want to ask people like you this question,'how many kinds of dialogue do we have?,which of them is the best to use in settling this madness?'. How many groups of militants is this government supposed to dialogue with?.

divinehand2003:
Lol
I dey laugh oooo
What kind of progress took place during the administration of the Clueless one?
You must be day dreaming Mr Ben. Wake up joor and stop spilling lies that are unfounded and ridiculous.

It's not lies bro, his pocket and that of Jonathan's cronies progressed indeed. The resultant effect is the mouth diarrhea he and other PDP juggernauts now have.

rozayx5:
askam oh

oil unity

the US senator summarised buhari n his letter


the average akwa ibomite has nothing n common with fulani herdsmen we gain nothng staying in this british experiment

look at qatar. look at kuwait look at brunei we cud have towed their path.. but here we are getting sapped

wonder how we got here sef

thunder fire lugard

Most of you were born on ignorant day. Why not ask the congressman if or not his country is united so you can also emulate him in this since anything that attacks Buhari is now your hero and role model.

Phylemon:
I hope my NL friends won't blame Buhari




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Hmmmmmm child molestation continues!!!

Airforce1:
well we never heard American commited suicide in Nigeria during good luck ebele Jonathan's government
So why now

But you heard about oyibos kidnapped and killed during Jonathan. Now ask your next question.

White garment churches will only frown at this news. This is their tradition since 2000BC.

I became a boyfriend to a 55 years old cele prophetess after she invited me to their "Ajadun" programme.Ironically she toasted me instead and I fell for her because she could see through the future indeed. Her Libido is so high that it becomes an offence each time I refused to lay her. I lost count on the number of times I laid her before I quit and when I quitted she kept calling me to come and have sex and threatened to deal ruthlessly with me if I refuse. I still can't imagine that a prophetess at that age taught me anal sex even when I refused,assuring me that it is more pleasurable than the pussy.

One just has to be careful about any homo sapien on white garment,they are not godly at all. That woman that harboured those girls also has church members and friends sleeping with her too.

sankky:
Propaganda news.
Is this the one hundred trillion billion that Buhari traced?
Is this what led us into a recession?
How many of the traced money has been recovered since About 18months of this wicked propaganda and how many people have been convicted consequently?

This govt should please concentrate on showing us what they are doing to improve the economy and the lives of ordinary Nigerians while leaving their Propaganda for the ZOMBIES

How would a nation's economy grow if looting is legalised and corruption fight sidelined as you suggest?. If you were the president,how exactly would you focus on the economy?. Are you sad that the culprits confess to their crimes and also return the funds they stole?. Please what is obtainable in China,Singapore,America ect in this cases like this?. What exactly is your point?. Why is a poor Nigerian like you who is a recipient of the negative effects of looting angry on hearing the some of the loots has been returned?. Are you from Malabo?. I just don't understand the behaviours of people like you when issues like this arise.

Since when did fighting corruption,terrorism and militancy become a crime?. Who came out clean amongst those charged and arrested for stealing Nigerias fund?. If this congressman has no answer to these very few questions,then he is a highly qualified idiot.

This presentation is doubtful anywhere.

twosquare:
Jesus will soon come with His whip like He did in the Temple.

He is already whipping those pickpockets called pastors.

legendte:
Was GEJ the governor of Borno state?
Who owns the police?

I won't ask you to receive sense because your own zombie na eternity.

Swerve biko! !!!!!!!

Eventually what was GEJ's decision on Borno crisis?