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airsaylongcon:
First Degree in Computer Science specialising in Computer Security and Encryption. So when I see what questions my knowledge I must talk

Abeg na your boy be dat joor,na you send am and yawa don gas.
Any way shaaa,as computer gurus wey una be,you go shaa know how to free am.

airsaylongcon:
Exactly my thinking! Different information encoded

Oh boy eee,see experience！ Guy you sure say dis no be una game too？

GMbuharii:
MERRY kwa..



REAR,ke...




Grammar nó easy o

yes oo,na gem wey dey for rear.After other gems don waka hin go appear. BUT DEM RARE SHAA.

NA THIEFNATHAN and hin wife dem suppose tie like that.Na dem thief thief destroy our economy finish thereby raising the tempo of brains like that of this guy to dey imagine wetin microsoft sef no fit imagine

If hin get luck,Bill Gate fit carry am when hin comot for cooler.Nigeria no know the value of this kind pipul.

PLS COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME WITH THAT CAT AND LION PHOTO！

It is very relevant to this post. PLEASE HELP ！！！

badman007:
I had to get to university to discover Africans had our own story of creation. That lesson opened my eyes to a lot of stuff.. Shame I didn’t learn that as a child.

Please share it briefly,am interested.

ccvizzle:
FTC.... I can fit shout....Dana u r plan won't work dis year.

Back to business.

I am an official and direct mandate to a seller on AGO and Crude oil in port Harcourt. Interested buyer can meet with seller to confirm products (seeing is believing) and close deal ASAP.

We also supply PMS to petrol stations : Payment on delivery.
Products are available.n
Contact or what's app: Captain Chibanj on 08068847148

Note: Our products are NNPC standard.



LET'S DO BUSINESS

Is that all？
Cant you also supply pure water？
I need a shipload of pure water.

Franzinni:
don't be decieved most people in that crowd have never ever ever tasted a normal average life... They were born into poverty, raised in poverty so they really have nothing Else to fight for when all they know is the hard life.... You will never see any well exposed person in that crowd.. Now I was opportuned to be close by when the vegetables came to nassarawa and it was the same story... I was shocked when a mopol officer detailed to protect the venue came to a shop to buy soft drink, he was actively begging us to make sure we collect pvc and vote the vegetable out.. And this is his security... don't be Decieved... besides if they mobilize only the almajiri in any state in ABOKILASIA the. Crowd will be more than that .... 2019 is not far anyway.... We are watching

You are better off as a comedian.
Are you yet to know that crowd pulling is not about the elites or the exposed in the society,it is absolutely all about the poor masses.They are the election winners！.The elites and the exposed rarely vote.

RexTramadol1:
Lionel Oluwabamise Messi






Slayer of the whole........... (complete it).

people in your village
OPONU

DonteMec:
My dear, @40+ I can not squeeze out time for silly jokes.
Am on Nairaland basically everyday for years now, but I hardly comment and have NEVER posted anything before today.
This is something am experiencing presently, as in NOW ...

If you are truly serious,then go to herbal medicine sellers and ask for the medicine called AGUNMU JEDI and OPAENYI.Please ask for freshly grinded ones still active. take a tablespoon full each and mixed together,pour into pap or 7up and drink. It will make you stool heavily early in the morning.After stooling,your dick could drill a rock. Repeat this treatment 4 days later and include a tablespoon full of another medicine called ALE,meaning to make strong. You should be ok after using these herbal medicines in powder form.

A few weeks later,go and get the leaf called EYIN OLOBE or ENYI KWO NWA in igbo language.Boil to extract the juice and drink a cup full in the morning and repeat at night.Repeat until the colour fades.

THANK ME LATER

Histrings08:
We didn't realize this man loves Nigeria on time..

His wife loved Nigerians the most.Because of this ,we agree to settle out of court with her.

Thank,you for your riddles and jokes,we enjoyed it.

datola:
Lagos Rescue Unit guys are really doing well even in the well.

hmmmm,Soyinka pikin,welldone

grandstar:
He cost Nigeria Italia 1994 World Cup.

Is that what your father told you ？ Eguavoen did,not Uche .

orijintv:
But Ronaldinho played at barca and messi still outshined him na. Baba Wetin Go Be Go Be

how messi tske outshine him？ Messi fit enter pitch when Ronaldinho dey play ？

Firefire:
If you like change to Hermaphrodite. Buhary is going back to his cows.

and finally they arrived .you are welcome sir ！

imhotep:
You want Amadioha to deal with you abi

I'm a begotten son of Amadioha,so dont worry about me.

So,whats the price？,I'm serious.

imhotep:
I-g-b-o a-m-a-k-a

cc lzaa sarrki alariiwo ngeneukwenu amarabae resurgentxtian4

How much is this sex doll？.I need one for my girlfriend,her libido is too high that I need to be substituting each time I get tired. We will chose between each other who f...ks in the first half and who f...ks in the second half.

godsamist:
Bravo ,that's good job!
Please continue with your good job.
They are still more of them hiding secretly
The likes of Promise Njoku a current fraudster, He operate with this account number: 2224352236.Of Diamond bank.
His GSM Number: 08162824038
l lost #25000K to this scammer.

I will help you recover the money.

Ayopredict:
Why seize Tram when doctor do recommend it.

NAFDAC take ur time oooo

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I have since been looking for an ADDICT,happy to have found you.
I just completed my rehabilitation center and would like to offer you free medication and rehabilitation. I hope you can still remember your name otherwise no help.

mosho2good:
*Why MEN are important ??*��

1. You can't spell (Madam)��
without the (Adam)��in it

2. Neither can you spell (Woman) ��
without the (Man)��

3. You also cannot spell (Female)��
without the (Male)��

4. Nor spell (She)��
without the (He)��

5. You most definitely cannot spell (Mrs)��
without the (Mr)��

6. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say (Amen) �
and not (A-women)...

*Dedicated to All Wonderful MEN*�

*HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY*

In the days of the Pharoahs,you would have succeeded Joseph as prime minister for this.

Jesus is in my house now.I told him about Adegboye's private jet and he sent me to him to sell it off and give the proceeds to the poor.
But my mouth is too heavy to tell him.
Can anybody help me please？

desreek9:
Most persons above didnt bother to read the article to know the genesis of how the money got missing. I will not be bias, it all points to OKE and this money has been missing right from GEJ administration.

Oke was given the said amount by GEJ but didnt deposit it into NIA account, please always read up before accusichinausedcookingoil@stingroup.com.cnng and insulting anyone.

Seems like you are an importer of time.These mischief makers understand the thread much better than you. There is ongoing conspiracy theory to dislodge PMB at all cost for reasons such as the content of this thread.

slimthugchimee2:
Who the fvck is she?

Some threads are not for shildren.
Any way am writing from IBADAN.

aguiyi2:
Buhari winning the 2019 presidential elections will confirm our collective mumuness.I don't think we have gotten to that level yet.Even demons are against his re-election.

But he has just been declared the winner in spirit and only waiting to manifest next year.

billionman:
I hope the road will be completed irrespective of who is in power later - APC or PDP.

To think that this is a major road linking the south-south states to the FCT and has been ignored for years in its deplorable despite having two federal ministers of works whose corridor the road transverse, is still surprising to me.

This ia the more reason why Buhari who is not an indigene of that zone should be killed. He is putting an end to a financial feeder road by making it motorable. Senators in areas with such bad roads smile to the banks and care less about who suffers the pains. Is it now clear to all why Buhari must go？

samzzycash:
You are wrong that they had failled hope during their early years doesn't mean their doctrine of the end is Wrong. They might be wrong at the time but then many religious groups were just emerging back then from protestant, seventh day Adventist they all had some failed expectations But everyone move on and the jw has grown to have a better knowledge. So back to your assumption the jw doctrine about isn't any different from what's written up there especially as regards the world powers Armageddon and the establishment of christ rule..
Do you think all doctrines thought in churches today are in line with what the Bible teaches But unlike the jws who see themselves as increasing in understanding of the Bible no one is ready to look for the flaws and correct them, that is why we call it Creeds..
Creeds that has been put in place from the time of Roman catholicism mixed up with pagan doctrines..

Do you realise what you have just admitted？
Then they lied,but now they speak the truth.So where are the proves that they have changed？

But Jesus' prophecy on his return failed woefully. He assured all those standing with him and to whom he pointed at the time of his prophecy that they would not taste death until he comes back and take them to heaven. ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL ALIVE TODAY？

mrbillz:
BossNation chopping the life of her head

CORRECTION！
‘Chopping the life of your head’
oun jaiye ori e

ITbomb:
Typical Nigerians

1. When you call them on phone, if they know you they shout your name first, if they don't know the number, they do 20 questions with you.
You rarely hear a Nigerian answering a call with Good morning or saying his/her name first

2. Normal acceptable greeting: How far
You want to know if there are Nigerians around even outside the country, just say how far and start counting the number of heads turning

3. Starting a conversation
For guys, start with any of these 3
a. Man U fit beat Chelsea
b. Buhari don finish this country
c. Omo, see dat girl yansh




Ever since I got my Gionee M5, na only one phone I dey use. Full charge in the morning takes me all day

you dey craze wella,how much GIONEE pay you for all this advert？ Me wey i get GIONEE gan never advertise am reach like this.u dey craze u hear？

King4Roller:
No be say i go begin add you for ticket you go come begin serve okro.

I DELIVER YOU FROM NAIRABET,NAIJABET,BABA IJEBU ect IN MOHAMMEDs NAME, Oya say amin！