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CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: Kanayo O Kanayo Rocks Matching Outfit With His Car by chysam: 10:23am On May 27, 2018
Nicklaus619:
Stop sounding uneducated and grow up. Common sense should tell u those things u watch are nothing but fictions. Na ya type dey cry while watching movies grin you take these things to serious
I am one,that is the only reason why I needed to know. Your answer should have been either yes or no,but you decided to release album instead sounding highly uneducated doing so.

I will spare you once,anymore ranting I wlll use you for ritual purpose and enlarge my financial boundary.
CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: Kanayo O Kanayo Rocks Matching Outfit With His Car by chysam: 5:19am On May 27, 2018
Nicklaus619:
It's a no no, it's like shooting ya own legs with a short gun. If he is really ritualist, believe me he wouldn't deer play that role exposing them.
Are you one?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage's Ripped Bum Shorts At Afrorepublik Got Fans Talking by chysam: 4:56am On May 27, 2018
is this first to comment or?
SportsRe: Mohamed Salah To Miss The World Cup by chysam: 12:04am On May 27, 2018
MrsNwaAmaikpe:
shocked shocked

It shall not be well with Ramos and his entire generation for inflicting such a serious injury on Sala


I can make Salah well before the world cup....by giving him deep throat three times a day plus massaging his shoulder girdle with my monstrous mammary glands will do the magic
ASHAWO KOBO KOBO!
RomanceRe: Couple Who Met On A Relationship Radio Show Wed In Calabar (photos) by chysam: 1:41pm On May 23, 2018
JACKPOT!!
To the lady


I hope she pray for other ladies to hit theirs too.
SportsRe: See What Torres Received As Prize After Friendly Match With Super Eagles. by chysam: 12:42am On May 23, 2018
HawkToBar:
If Nigeria team B can drag it Alt Madrid.
If the Super Eagles can beat Argentina.

Nigeria will go far in the World cup.

TeamNigeria
Abeg give me small codeine
abi e don finish?
EducationRe: Who Deserves This.. Pythagoras Or Einstein? by chysam: 8:53pm On May 21, 2018
tayebest:
I'll rather give it to Pythagoras. cool



Einstein formula is too sophisticated, like how it was use to discover bomb which America and other countries with all terrorist use to destroy humanity! cry
bombs are not discovered.
SportsRe: Fernando Torres In Uyo For Atletico VS Super Eagles (Photos) by chysam: 8:34pm On May 21, 2018
Yes,this is a very good opportunity for me to test the training I spent 7 years receiving and just recently finished with a certificate to show for it,HOW TO MAKE RAINFALL.

By exactly 6.pm,I will ensure rain and thunderstorm starts,the pitch will become so dark that teammates on either side wont see themselves not to talk of the ball.If the match is fixed for another,I will cause a more devastating storm.

Let me also use this medium to advertise my job; If your enemy has any kind of celebration or occassion at all,and you want it disrupted by rain and thunderstorm,just call me on this special number 008011223344.From my location,I can do my job,just give me the name of your street.We will discuss payment once you are ready.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by chysam: 4:18pm On May 20, 2018
I dey suspect Seun
Blogger vs Blogger
eku ewu omo oo
TravelRe: Good Reasons To Consider Flying First Class by chysam: 3:08pm On May 20, 2018
AreaFada2:
Lol. Not entirely true though. Some fly even even locally with Dana. I personally know some. cheesy grin
you only know some. You see he is right.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For Churches To Celebrate Cultural Day In Church? by chysam: 10:21am On May 20, 2018
Deltayankeeboi:
as long as it is the yoruba(skull miners), fulani or hausa denomic, babaric and evil cultures, it is not ALLOWED! Their cultures are setback to national development.

we igbos have a very peaceful, God loving and biblical culture. We are therefore allowed to celebrate our beautiful culture in church and anywhere else
Abeg pass me da ganja,I wan feel iree like you too jare.
SportsRe: PHOTOS: Super Eagles Defender, Tyronne Ebuehi Joins Benfica by chysam: 7:15am On May 20, 2018
Xavier9ja:
A strange voice is telling me to go the
nearest police station and shout Transmitted, no sorry, transition, sorry I think am hearing
TRANSMISSION. Could that be the voice of
the Lord?
That is the voice of ‘Una don carry food go give am?’
CultureRe: 60 Igbo Names & Their Meaning by chysam: 4:25am On May 19, 2018
carpmam:
Most of the meanings there are wrong,
Absolutely wrong indeed. Most igbo names are unisex,at least 95%.It is just recently that some are thought to belong to a particular. Funny enough all the 'chi' in them has absolutely nothing to do with the jewish god YAWEH or JEHOVAH as most people ignorantly think.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Dutse, Jigawa State For A 2-Day Working Visit (Photos) by chysam: 3:15pm On May 14, 2018
Am proud to be the new secretary general of IPOB with our head office at sabon geri Kano.
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IGBO PEOPLE OF BUHARI,IPOB will soon match with their partners INDEPENDENT PEOPLE OF BUHARI,IPOB as we chase out IPOB to a point of no return like ...ANU who is on the run and eating Dokunu somewhere along west Africa coast.
HealthRe: Man Faints At Car Park After Taking Tramadol For The 1st Time In Onitsha (pics by chysam: 1:27pm On May 14, 2018
chuks34:
If you like kill yourself by yourself
what's my kwonsine
YOU AND NOT THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Graveyard At 26000ft, Stories About The Frozen Bodies On Mount Everest(Photos). by chysam: 7:37pm On May 13, 2018
DoTheNeedful:
I have never seen or heard of any religion that conceptualize "going to heaven" as travelling to Dubai or Hong Kong where you will need oxygen to breathe. That you can reason along that line alone shows your IQ. I am more of an Agnostic myself by conviction who rarely talk about it. However, I just smile at young boys who equate Atheism and Agnosticism to being intelligent.
So how is going to heaven or being in heaven conceptualised?
I know you are very intelligent and quick at letting others know they are dullards. So let me share in your intelligence today I beg of you. Jesus has built mansions in heaven for humans and people like Elijah has already moved in. Can you now see that your conceptuality theory looks meaningless in this case:

Also refer to my comment about falling STARS as one of the signs of end time. Pls dont run away from this explanation,I need to gain from your intelligence.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Graveyard At 26000ft, Stories About The Frozen Bodies On Mount Everest(Photos). by chysam: 6:31pm On May 13, 2018
DoTheNeedful:
I understand you perfectly. Your reasoning there is faulty. Although I reckon you are a borderline Atheist.
And you dont find it important to explain how you will breathe in heaven since oxygen is already depleted at Major mountains altitude even before getting to ionosphere region.This should be of concern to you.

In futherance,one of the signs of end time according to Jesus and John Batimos is that STARS will fall on a tiny portion of the earth. Does this truly make sense to you?

Does it take an atheist to decipher lies and deceit even when they are glaring?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Graveyard At 26000ft, Stories About The Frozen Bodies On Mount Everest(Photos). by chysam: 12:01am On May 13, 2018
DoTheNeedful:
If you really meant the bolded then you must be a very dull person pretending to be knowledgeable. Mind you I am not part of the sheeple.
How I wish I understood what you wrote. How I also wish you understood what I wrote.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Graveyard At 26000ft, Stories About The Frozen Bodies On Mount Everest(Photos). by chysam: 12:19am On May 12, 2018
So how will people breath in HEAVEN since only at 29 000 metres above oxygen is not available?

I think the realities on ground greatly confirms that the supposed innerancy of religion books is highly questionable.
CareerRe: Dangote Cement Appoints Cherie Blair, Tony Blair’s Wife As Director by chysam: 8:08pm On May 03, 2018
gideon1971:
How etake concern me,


Please for football lovers, like if you think MADRID can lift this champions league trophy, share for LIVERPOOL
HOW ETAKE CONCERN ME.LIVERPOOL KO, MADRID NI

Pls for indian help smokers,contact me asap,I have 30 containers already at tin can and will be cleared tomorrow. The ban on codeine will definitely boost my business. As for you guy,I will give you some packs for free if your head fit carry am.
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Baby Falls Into A Pit & Drowns While Mother Enjoys Sex With Boyfriend by chysam: 4:09am On Apr 26, 2018
ShyCypher:
The wonderment of preeq in a woman's life can never be underestimated.

Women have abandoned their parents, skipped school, kidnapped themselves, taken flights, poisoned rivals, left their kids, lost jobs and a whole host of other atrocities just to get to a throbbin' c0ck.

My preeq will forever remain the most vital organ in my body.
Your mother must be proud of you.Each time she sees you she remembers your da ddys COCQ
FoodRe: Man Buys Smoked Fish Stuffed With Cartons In Lagos (video) by chysam: 2:20am On Apr 15, 2018
matuskyoo7:
That is how it is done if the intestine is removed..so not new
shee owa ok shaa?
intestine for fish?
ko ya lo gba card oo
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 Facts About Netherlands You May Never Know- Aroms by chysam: 2:11pm On Apr 13, 2018
humamich:
Maybe, the smaller the better. ...or what do you think?
A flat head detected on my radar.
Just like China abi?
Christianity EtcRe: Herdsmen Kill Pastor Pius Eromosele Of Church Of God Mission In Benin City, by chysam: 12:15pm On Apr 08, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
RIP to the dead and I wish the injured a speedy recovery
That incidence is another proof Christianity is a lie and Yahweh is either imaginary or incompetent because he promised his followers divine protection but failed them at their hour of need

Let's read the Holy Bible for some of those verses, the below list isn't by any means exhaustive

1. Psalm 1:6 For the LORD watches over the




way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

2. Psalm 121:5-8 The LORD watches over you— the LORD is your shade at your right hand; the sun will not harm you by day, nor the moon by night. The LORD will keep you from all harm– he will watch over your life ; the LORD will watch over your coming and going both now and forevermore.

3. Psalm 91:10-11 no harm will overtake you, no disaster will come near your tent. For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways.

4. Isaiah 54:17“No weapon that is formed against you will prosper ; And every tongue that accuses you in judgment you will condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, And their vindication is from Me,” declares the LORD.

5. Proverbs 1:33 but whoever listens to me will live in safety and be at ease, without fear of harm.”

6. Psalm 34:7 For the angel of the LORD is a guard; he surrounds and defends all who fear him.

7. Psalm 112:6-7 Surely the righteous will never be shaken; they will be remembered forever. They will have no fear of bad news; their hearts are steadfast, trusting in the LORD.

8. Nahum 1:7 The LORD is good, a refuge in times of trouble. He cares for those who trust in him.

9. Psalm 56:4 In God I will praise his word, in God I have put my trust; I will not fear what flesh can do unto me.

10. Proverbs 29:25 Fear of man will prove to be a snare, but whoever trusts in the Lord is kept safe

11. Deuteronomy 31:8 Do not be afraid or discouraged, for the LORD will personally go ahead of you. He will be with you; he will neither fail you nor abandon you.”

12. Genesis 28:15 I am with you and will watch over you wherever you go , and I will bring you back to this land. I will not leave you until I have done what I have promised you.”

13. Proverbs 3:24-26 When you lie down, you will not be afraid; when you lie down, your sleep will be sweet. Have no fear of sudden disaster or of the ruin that overtakes the wicked, for the Lord will be at your side and will keep your foot from being snared.

14. Psalm 27:1 Of David . The LORD is my light and my salvation– whom shall I fear ? The LORD is the stronghold of my life– of whom shall I be afraid?

15. Psalm 91:1-4 Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, “He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust .” Surely he will save you from the fowler’s snare and from the deadly pestilence. He will cover you with his feathers, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness will be your shield and rampart.

16. Psalm 5:11 But let all who take refuge in you be glad; let them ever sing for joy. Spread your protection over them, that those who love your name may rejoice in you.

17. Proverbs 18:10 The name of the LORD is a strong fortress ; the godly run to him and are safe.

18. Psalm 144:2 He is my loving God and my fortress, my stronghold and my deliverer, my shield, in whom I take refuge , who subdues peoples under me.

19. Exodus 14:14 The LORD will fight for you, and you have only to be silent .

there are still many more similar verses in the Christian Bible

Typical christians consoling words: "Ooh don't worry dear, god works in mysterious ways you know. His ways are not our ways. He knows his reasons for everything."
Does god ever protect his followers? Is he even capable??
It's high time you guys wake up from slumber and face reality, not defending the stories made by some ancient men from a certain culture with every strength in your body.

Yahweh is either incompetent, liar or nonexistent and Christianity is a lie

let's see how pastors are proving divine protection to be false

pastors are using bodyguards EVEN IN THE CHURCH but would stand on the pulpit and read verses on divine protection to its members, they would even sell expensive jackets, Car bumper stickers, stickers for their member's main entrance with words like "I'm protected by the blood of Jesus" "No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper" in order to raise money for more or better bodyguards

https://jadeafrican.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/CHRIS-OKOTIE.jpg

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2016/dec/20/fake-pastor-1.jpg

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1579625_bishop_oyedepo_armedguards_jpegb39e32a64f9312239aa1f76d9f0634e3

https://ooduarere.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/chris.jpg

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2041569_2015011816_13_05_jpegb950c1b3568027a549c6a77f660f24f5

Obviously this pastor killed by herdsmen wouldn't have been killed if he could afford the kind of divine protection shown in those pictures
May the source of your wisdom never dry.
What is a pastor who says god speaks to him doing with bodyguards?.
I have never ever gotten just a single answer for the above question each time I asked,only ‘’ You wont understand‘’ is all I get as response from thise who sometimes respond.
CelebritiesRe: Julius Agwu Visits His Mother In The Farm (Photos) by chysam: 5:22am On Apr 04, 2018
tyson99:
Calm down man,this is femi otedola's mum's home even after he built her an estate,old people prefer to live the way they have started and thats what gives them joy
may your source of wisdom never dry up!
One thing these unreasonable critics dont know is that it is we who see these guys as celebrities,their parents simply see them as that same little child of yesterday. You expect a woman in the village that still has some strenght to shy away from farming?,not even avegetable farm?. Sounds ridiculous to me.
Christianity EtcRe: This Generation Shall Not PASS, Till All These Things Be Fulfilled. by chysam: 2:52am On Apr 04, 2018
MrPresident1:
Na you sabi, if you like prepare, if you like continue to scoff, your comment here is proof that you heard.

Stiff-necked incorrigible scoffer
So when will the stars fall? Or has they fallen before now? I want to pick one for my research project.

Please advise.
FamilyRe: Mother Of Four Dies After A Five-day Sex With Lover (photos) by chysam: 4:43pm On Mar 26, 2018
Deltayankeeboi:
shocked 5 days sex. . . see enjoyment. me wey never see woman pant for like 6 months now. i dey alright although say na groundnut oil and joy soap i take dey survive myself cheesy if not, i no know wetin for don happen to me. my dick now just dey scratch me anyhow these days. to enter ashawo house go fvck just dey fear me. who know if na dem even carry this scratching dick give me. man pikin don tire for life sef
I just opened a factory where I,dey produce poison. Dont worry,once you contact me,all your problems in this life wey don tire you will be over ok?
InvestmentRe: Sergei Mavrodi, MMM Founder Dies At 62 by chysam: 4:13pm On Mar 26, 2018
See as all of una dey abuse sharp guy. Through this guys scheme,I built 5 state of the art houses,bought a bugatti car,married 3 wives in obedience to my late grandpa's advise,obtained chieftancy title in my community,travelled to LONDON,DUBAI,USA and RUSSIA on several occassions. I never lost a dime to him because I am equally a sharp guy.

I go miss this baba die.

Incase you seek another mouth watery ponzi shstcheme that will make you be like me,drop your number,I will call you.
SportsRe: Bolton Wanderers Signs Chinedu Obasi (Photo) by chysam: 9:57pm On Mar 03, 2018
Caseless:
as a wanderer.
isnt it WANDERFUL?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi: I Will Remove Some Doctrines Of Deeper Life (Throwback Video) by chysam: 5:55am On Feb 25, 2018
SarcasticMe:
It is appalling to see some churches laying great emphasis on tithes and paying less concern to the subject of holiness. It is these kind of churches that justify Freeze's argument. But Freeze's argument is wrong; and only wrong can justify wrong.

Pastors who lay so much emphasis on tithes do so because of the levite laws. That's where they shoot themselves, because the "law" doesn't bind us as Christians; which justifies Freeze's stance.
But, tithe paying preceded the Mosaic law. Abraham paid his tithe to Melchizedek, a priest of God (Gen. 14:20/ Hebrews 7)... Melchizedek, of course was a worthy priest, unlike many fake pastors we have these days. Here's my message to Christians, who face a dilemma concerning tithing:
Pay your tithes to your pastor for a job well done. If his teachings and intercessions have brought you closer to God. (Mind you, some pastors are doing their job very well. It's just some members who are not willing to adhere.)
But... If you're tricked into paying your tithes because you expect prosperity and blessings, and you are not living a holy life, either of these two things will happen:
-It's either you keep paying tithe and nothing happens. You continue to wallow in poverty. If this is your case, you should reexamine your spiritual life and get closer to God.
-Or the prosperity comes as expected. Then you should know that it is not from God. When you prosper in sin, it is a sign that your soul is at risk of eternal damnation.

The bottom line is, live a holy life and pay your tithes, bearing in mind that it is for the upkeep of your pastor; the pastor who prays for you and leads you in the path of righteousness. But... You're not compelled to do so. It is not by force.

I also have to note... When you're not living a holy life, your faith will be at the mercy of sugar-coated tongues. Most of these don't speak the truth, but because you are not even pursuing righteousness, you'll end up confused at the end of the day.
So why did christ,his apostles and early christians fail to realise that tithing predates the law while rejecting it and replacing it with freewill giving?
Is a Nigerian pastor trying to improve on the activities of his progenitors and originators by inventing this theory?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Kumuyi: I Will Remove Some Doctrines Of Deeper Life (Throwback Video) by chysam: 5:38am On Feb 25, 2018
SarcasticMe:
It is appalling to see some churches laying great emphasis on tithes and paying less concern to the subject of holiness. It is these kind of churches that justify Freeze's argument. But Freeze's argument is wrong; and only wrong can justify wrong.

Pastors who lay so much emphasis on tithes do so because of the levite laws. That's where they shoot themselves, because the "law" doesn't bind us as Christians; which justifies Freeze's stance.
But, tithe paying preceded the Mosaic law. Abraham paid his tithe to Melchizedek, a priest of God (Gen. 14:20/ Hebrews 7)... Melchizedek, of course was a worthy priest, unlike many fake pastors we have these days. Here's my message to Christians, who face a dilemma concerning tithing:
Pay your tithes to your pastor for a job well done. If his teachings and intercessions have brought you closer to God. (Mind you, some pastors are doing their job very well. It's just some members who are not willing to adhere.)
But... If you're tricked into paying your tithes because you expect prosperity and blessings, and you are not living a holy life, either of these two things will happen:
-It's either you keep paying tithe and nothing happens. You continue to wallow in poverty. If this is your case, you should reexamine your spiritual life and get closer to God.
-Or the prosperity comes as expected. Then you should know that it is not from God. When you prosper in sin, it is a sign that your soul is at risk of eternal damnation.

The bottom line is, live a holy life and pay your tithes, bearing in mind that it is for the upkeep of your pastor; the pastor who prays for you and leads you in the path of righteousness. But... You're not compelled to do so. It is not by force.

I also have to note... When you're not living a holy life, your faith will be at the mercy of sugar-coated tongues. Most of these don't speak the truth, but because you are not even pursuing righteousness, you'll end up confused at the end of the day.
So why did christ and the apostles and early christians chose to abandon tithing that preceeded the law? Why did Paul make it clear that it has nothing absolutely to do with christians and he taught his followers about freewill giving?
Why is it up to modern day pastors to remind their followers that tithing predates the law even when nothing like that is stated in the bible? Whose theory is this?

Jesus and the apostles werd the first christian leaders,and any christian must follow their footsteps,they operated and lived at a time tithe was paid and received by non christian judaism religion,but they as christians neither paid nor received because they were not quified nor entitled to do so. So when did this become a christian tradition if christian originators and progenitors rejected it?

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