₦airaland Forum

Dyt: I will b treating y'all wit water melon rice and pineapple rice
Fried vulture
Cooked lion meat
All will b ready in a snap

ok oh, i dey come make i go sharpen my teeth

xynerise: You and who? I go dey high table with the celebrant. You go ahead and slaughter the goat. You are good in hoarding goat head.

chai xynerise i no know say you harsh like this oh
Mynd take heart eh, but just go ahead and hoard the goat head

Hip! Hip!! Hip!!!
HURRRAY!!!
Happy birth day Ogugua amariyan Alhaji Sexkillz
Popping alomo bitters

Good morning nairalanders, hope you guys slept well?

I've lived in this north all my life especially Niger, i do business (mens clothing) and also cater for my education and i have decided to shift grounds to the east so i choose enugu.

Pls i want to know how life is over there

cost of living and standard of living
accomodation like a one room self contain and a shop in the street goes at what price with complete package (agent fee)

And if. there is anything you feel i should know, i appreciate.
Thanks

I use POLO BLACK and it cost just N1,500.
No be make i just dey smell nice?

[quote author=Mr..Cork]huh. aint Nigerian women suppose to be fat?? ..wher did he meet her from? kenya? [/quote]ehya e dey pain you

daywatcher: what type of bullshit is this? this very rich couple were given two SUVs by Governor Akpabio and 29 people are being sponsored to Dubai by the governor. We know all this will be paid for using public funds and yet we are here celebrating their wedding. This just shows. that in Nigeria we deserve the leadership that we get. Or because it is tuface receiving we can waste public funds?

did tuface ask him to do those?
You fail to understand that even if we celebrate or not wont change anything

Wow Annie is a very strong woman mehn. I give it up to her

Pls how much is a bottle of that thing?

Rossikk: I thought they said 80% of Nigerians live on less than a dollar a day?

Just goes to show the dubious nature of 'World Bank statistics'.

and you beleive that crap? oh lordamercy
i know there is poverty in Nigeria but 80%?

* Steal chalk from school and take it home

* wet the bed at night, wake and turn the other side of the bed so mum wont find out

* killing flies and other insects, then position it for an ant to discover it and go call its fellow ants

* eat chocolate or candy little by little so it wont finish on time

Salama in hausa

The most valluable items of this world (gold, silver, bronze,diamonds etc) are deeply hidden. While the valueless ones (dung, trash, garbage, etc) are exposed to the sun

The most valuable items of this world are deeply hidden while the ones with little or no value are axposed to the sun

obicentlis: I condemn whoever carried that act against Humanity in Kano whatever name the may call it as a cover. There is no value for human life in Nigeria. Its a war against humanity, its not a war against Igbo o

bbish!!!

na watin we don dey hear since 2009 be this; 'let us rise bla bla bla. Abeg who be this 'us' wey you dey refere to?
you youtself you no be human being? set the
Pace then we go follow you

Nah i dont, its a bad habit

chucky234: Oya Ikenna come show this guy why dem dey call you edward for primary school,just nod hole put for him forehead sharp sharp.

hahaha make una no try Hon. Ikenna oh a.k.a. HAMMER HEAD OF HORROR

chucky234: Oya Ikenna come show this guy why dem dey call you edward for primary school,just nod hole put for him forehead sharp sharp.

hahaha make una no try Hon. Ikenna oh a.k.a. HAMMER HEAD OF HPRROR

Coolest: iice, freecocoa, Mynd, acidosis, xynerise, cigar icon

funniest: truck pusher, table leg, chair cover and the mosquito family

Jesus! they look scary. kai i dont know why some girls love giving themselves wahala, carrying load about and call it fashion
fashion my left balls

chucky234: Kai see bashing, I just pray make Ikenna carry him big head come this thread,your own don finish cos him go use head nod craze comot for your brain.

lmfao guy u wan ki pesin wit laf?

Anti spam bot. whoever or what ever that is

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]But why [/quote]take permission from the oga at the top first

But why i never die up til now?
So what exactly do you want us to use in storing our water then, paper?

Erm wait lemme ask one question; how do you guys feel comfortable with these claws?

Oh gum!
I chew it for two reasons;
*To lighten up my mood: i love to be happy all the time so whenever i feel sad or angry, just a wrap of bubble gum brings me back to my happy mood (you cant chew gum with a gloomy or angry look, can you?)

*to drive away sleep: back in those days when i was in sec school, gum was what kept me all night long during exam periods lol

Are those things not thesame size as her head?

Mehn,are these for real?

Fried plantain
fried egg
Fried beef

chucky234: See people dey form holy holy for here sha,who wan dey spend money on top babe(s) make she no dey supply puss:y,the man na charity organisation abi orphanage home where dem give everything for free. Abegi Tope you be correct babe jare.

Its not a matter of holy holy or not, my life can't be thesame as yours just as you can't tell every body you see is not a virgin. You guys should stop generalising stuff abeg not every body is thesame, there are good, bad, and ugly

You can't keep a relationship without sex? Like seriously?

So what am I, an alien or a machine?
Some folks sha