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In need of a one room self contain and a shop all in Enugu.
Should be atleast between 100 - 120k
Thanks.

gluv01: Oga Seun na wa to you o
See the analysis...MAthematician

Leave out the photo shopped work out now. Watch the American Idol video which was 3days back and you'll see it's no photoshop.
She is indeed still stunning, agreed she does cosmetic surgery and make up...Before the makeup session on American Idol, you'll see her for real, still sweet.

madam just forget that thing abeg, what our oga at the top says is final

gluv01: Get a grip bro. they speak better english than us. If you even check on their country's website, they've been awarded as one of the countries in Africa that speak good english. I'm not extending this to the whole population but you should also know that majority of them compared to Nigerians speak well.
I'm seriously laughing here because if you know how the whites yab downgrade Niger's english ehn. You'll feel like drowning. Most times they don't have anywork than to sit down and yab scoff our accent.

If this is so, then those whites are cowards. Why would they make jest of us whereby the language in question is not ours originally?

chucky234: Where is charcoal Ghanian goon coming from,I have no doubt in my mind that you are a bi-product of same s3x marriage.
Imagine Ghanians who pronounce come as "cam",there is no such thing as cam in oral English.
Your mechanical accuracy is simply the worst I have come across in my entire life,pathetic discombobulated chronic goon.

no mind them bro. People that pronounces DOCTOR as docter instead of dActor?

Kingso23: .......u knw my dad ws always like *good for nothing big fool all of ur mate are out thre making money nd careeing for their mother nd siblings! Bt here u are always eating my food dt is surpose 2 be meant 4 ur junior ones nd contributing nothing jst 2 prove how useless u are! Go out there and see ur mates even boys far younger than u are doing big things nd making their parent proud bt it is nt so wt this big for nothing dumb useless fool sitting here, nd by d way when are you going 2 start livng on your own so we can also be coming 2 visit u? Is it when u strt growing white hair!...? I cn assure u dt i am going 2 chase u out of my house before dt time comes....... bla bla bla, a day will hardly elapse without me receivig one of this insults either from him or my mum man . I cn tell u it ws nt fun 4 me when i ws living wt them, itz like i've been condemd 2 hell already bt 2day i live in a well furnishe 1 bedroom flat all alone paying all my bills myself baba God noni! U are 3much

kai my own insults is thesame if you change those 'good for nothing fool to' HOPELESS MONKEY. Chai, ever since i was born nobody has ever called me that exept my dad and you know what? I'm the only one he calls that

Kai nairaland oh, una go rant rant as if e go change anything but at the end of the day nothing go happen

Hahahaha sum pple sha. All these for just $5,000

If i dont have feelings for you and you can influence me positively, not materiqlistic and not a gogo girl, dont depend on people for everything. wow i'll love to be your friend

If i already have a lover, then any other girl with these attributes is a 'friend material' to me

You guys just shut the heck up, there is nothing like most beautiful women, why? Cos beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

GHmaanarh: somtyms am lost for words wn dis naija ppl think their eng is beta! Arh! How laughable dat sounds, listen to de bbc nd tell me. U guys say docto instead of doctor, morch instead of much, com instead of come, nors instead of nurse, won instead of one, wier inte
ad of where. I wonder how u evn conduct ur WASSCE english orals, am sure ghanaians help u to do dat!

what is this guy saying?

lightheart: Naturally, yes. Technologically, can't they skype or something? Na farm work??



I'm tempted to think this has led to most first sons being mumus *sorry for being blunt*

my2naira

exactly my thought. Every thing old man does to you is for your own good, even if he tells you to forgoe your education and come sell with him at the shop so that the road will be cleared for your younger ones? Haba, make una pity first sons na they too have dreams and aspirations.
Every father has a duty to train every of his child. The old man has acheived his own goal in life so let his offspring acheive theirs abeg.

Its not as if i hate the subject entirely, its just some of the topics i hate e.g logarithm, surds chai i hate these two like i hate boko haram eh.

the thing is that if you find the subject very knoty, just try and master at least six of its topics (for passing's sake oh)

ITbomb: Nah , rather you should tailor your dreams, goals and ambitions along family lines otherwise you will be termed a rebel

pls sir can you explain what you mean by tailoring one's ambition along family lines. Thanks

Started living on my own at age 16 to be sincere and am not even up to 22 right now. It all depends on your maturity of the mind and how you relate with people.
And also, you must have a source of income

[quote author=ITbomb][/quote]and so because you are the first son you should forget about your dreams, goals and ambitions

Sam, short for samuel. Nna-nna short for my native name. wont mention it though

Clapping for the protagonist when he does sumtin super human. My God! Thats what he was instructed to act mehn

asking silly questions like "did you see that"? "Did they just shoot him"? Madam, i'm watching the movie just as you are

Ok did she cry?

And who's that dude by her left? did a dog pollute in his eyes?

You have been banned from that section, check your profile to see who banned you and why you were banned

I swear sum ppl have gone mad even without realising it

Ok lemme tell you guys why i loved cooking.
When cooking stew, half of the fresh tomatoes goes to my tummy and so does when frying beaf-i fry one, i eat the next and it goes like that

Cooking rice, i didnt have to pick the stones out first, i have tactics that makes all these things easy for me.

Also pounding yam arrgh i love that job mehn. Pound small, chop small

When making abacha, all the young garden eggs goes to my tummy and so does the ugba (dont know what it is called in english) and sliced kpomo

WHY I DONT LIKE HELPING SOMEONE ELSE OR SOMEONE ELSE HELPING ME IS THAT I DONT HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE ABOVE

omicron: I feel you deserve some spanking for saying wat you don't know. Are you the kidnapper?


You have made the right choice bro. Enugu is a wonderful place mostly, and your kind of business will flourish there due to the high number of youths there, mainly students. They are very accomodating and extremely peaceful. Life in Enugu is almost trouble-free. Cost of Living is average.....a one room self contain averages 120k but it depends on the location and the state of the room. I don't know about shop rent, but I'm sure you will not regret your choice. Needless to say, nobody will kidnap you!

thanks so much bro, i realy appreciate
but pls can you name some areas with average accomodation price as you said the price depends on the area.
thanks

What is so special about dubai that he has to take his wedding there sef? abi dont we have beaches in Nigeria?
Well na hin money and he can use it anyhow he likes but he should bear in mind that HE FALL OUR HAND COME MATCH AM JOIN

Good morning nairalanders, hope you guys slept well?

I've lived in this north all my life especially Niger, i do business (mens clothing) and also cater for my education and i have decided to shift grounds to the east so i choose enugu.

Pls i want to know how life is over there

cost of living and standard of living accomodation like a one room self contain and a shop in the street goes at what price with complete package (agent fee)

And if. there is anything you feel i should know, i appreciate. Thanks

I love cooking but hate helping another person cook. I also hate doing dishes

Is it that we dont have nairalanders in Enugu or what?
You guys should coment na

Dyt: Xynerise
Ow cld u fart like dat?
In public?
Dunno wat to say to u

jeez! Abeg cover the pot oh before the food gets contaminated