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No horror movie scares the shiyte outta me than nollywood's. Hollywood horror movies don't scare me.
Anybody watched 'forty days and forty nights' (nollywood)? jeez that movie almost scared me to death

Also SNAKE GIRL and PRINCESS RIHANNA. I couldn't place my legs on the floor while watching these, curled them on the sofa and when I was about to sleep, I had to look under my bed to check if snakes were hiding there

Karashika (queen of darkness). Though I watched this movie alone when I was 7. After I finished, I came out and I couldn't go into the house again unless someone went with me

Arusi iyi (nolywood). Went to a family friend's place to watch it, after watching it, it was already dark (say 9pm) I had to sleep there cos I was so afraid to return home which was just few meters away

tellwisdom: SEUN, i didnt come here to look at one woman sleeping on her bed ...I be illiterate, i come here come learn....Which kain nonnsense be dis na

Sorry the site is called NAIRALAND NIGERIAN FORUM not NAIRALAND NURSERY SCHOOL

Kai she looks scary in the first pix with those nails
How do some girls feel comfortable wearing those
And I won der how some guys feel comfortable around girls with those scary claws

Oh boy guys just dey display with Bikes oh. Jesus! This guys might kill themselves oh
Every body dancing and drinking
Well me and my guy dey do our own replay with PS3 for balcony, lol, had to bring out the TV
Mehn its been a long time I saw nigerians rejoicing together like this oh. This guys realy make us proud

Boko haram you people are over stepping your boundaries oh, Benue is not Maiduguristan oh those guys are fierce.
Back then in secondary school idomas were the majority tribe in my class and guess what...95% of them got a relative in the force. Its sumtin I just can't understand

barbie4real: Congratulations World Miss University Nigeria Queen, My name is Blessing Adesuwa, a 400 level Student of Medicine, University of Benin, I would love to be part of your noble competition, I was indeed impress by the idea behind the pageant (No-bikini and education regardless of size) I am a proud size 10 and 5ft 7 inch tall. if i may ask when is the 2013 pageant taking place.

Errm...does Tobi Phillips visit Nairaland abi you want make Oga Seun relay your message to her?

That's love mehn






Thanks op, this has increased the love of my country in me
No mater what circumstance, I will never hate you, despise or abandon you.
I will serve you, till your land, acknowledge your name and symbols, respect and love you cos
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Good, I like it

[quote author=tha_originator]I for like watch dis video ooo[/quote]Them hold your eyes?

Keneking: Na cigar[b][/b] make her lips be like that....her eyes be like tortoise pickin.

Huh

Rotmyt: She looks like a chinese doll

That was what I thought too

Hey hey hey I don't see anything wrong with this guy oh
Exept that thing on his head. Jeez I think I realy wana puke
Mehn is that his hair or what is left of his hair?

nnasino: By God's grace nigeria will win the trophy. And i think the final is on sunday, the 10th of february as finals are usually played on sundays

Yeah that is what I noticed but don't know why it is so. Can u enlighten me?

See fresh, sweet, gracious skin abeg

Tiwa why did you do this to me?
*picks pieces of broken heart and walks away*

Choi see them bad belle and jelousy. If u dey vex say you no fine reach her go hug _________

And if e dey pain u say she fine pass your gf, go kiss snake

The girl is very beautiful

oluwadare26: I bet you come 2020, u can never be popular as half of Wizkid..

Hey don't say that, no one knows tomorow

WizKID • StarBOY
Something childish about this two names
Well sha wish him goodluck

And ermm those pants look awkward to me

joeydozzy: everybody still lauds her cos she's still hot.

Give her 10 years

Did I hear you say everybody?

Wait oh, na that dude head she use do table?
See the lad dey even smile like roasted goat sef SMH

meenagiggs: Id*ot! What is so funny about this story?

And u feel the best way to tell me is by calling me id*iot?
Well my cousin laughed when I told him and guess that confirmed it was funny

Mine is quite funny

It was on a sunday like dat after church, wanted to go for parose. I stoped this yeye okada man and tol him my destination, we bargained and I entered the bike. Some stewpid fulanis had passed that area with their cattle so some of the cattle had dropped waste. We had gotten to a few meters when I just felt some thick substance on my back, I used my hand to touch it in order to know what it is and behold, it was fresh thick cow sh!t Jeez, the okada man had rode on it and the back tyre did justice to my beautiful navy blue prada shirt. I just use that same hand to beat the okada on his back "oga stop! Stop!!, u blind ne?" He stopped and on seeing what he had done, appologised. I just left in anger. My cousine laf me die dat day

Happy birth day SEX SKILLS

**popping alomo bitters**

Ewww I hate tatoos

Hmmm this dirty illiterates again. Nawo oh

Well as for me

•sex, I've been living without it since my birth. I'm proud to be a virgin

•alcohol, sorry I don't do that

•phone, to hell with it. Afterall no be just 3 months?

•MONEY, nna mehn na dis one I no fit do without for even a day

damiso: The trouble-shooter.But sometimes i wish someone elae too could be the calm one.My familia love drama .Esp my mums side of the family.My siblings seem to be picking up those traits small small

Chai, awww, u should be grateful oh, there are some ppl who ddnt hav the previledge
*imagining how a dramatic family would be like*

damiso: The trouble-shooter.But sometimes i wish someone elae too could be the calm one.My familia love drama .Esp my mums side of the family.My siblings seem to be picking up those traits small small

Chai, awww, u should be grateful oh, there are some ppl who ddnt hav the previledge

Ehen? So? Who no know say na dia aptitude test be dat?

Hmmm intresting, keep it coming guys.
How I wish I had a united family. I don miss sweet times for life oh











Ermm, I don't know if its just me but I can't see NL smileys on my screen