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U WERE BUSY SLEEPING WITH UR CHURCH GALS WITH UR HAND ON THEIR NIPPLES AND UR MOUTH ON THEIR PUSSYCAT

NOW U WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE because NO GAL TO SLEEP WITH IN UR CELL AND U CANT SLEEP because U ARE USED TO SLEEPING WITH GALS.

U BETA PUT UR MOUTH ON THOSE CELL IRONS AND SLEEP.

THINK LIBRARY.... THINKING OLUSEGUN OBASANJO PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
OOPL..... BRINGING ALL KNOWLEDGE TO UR EYES...


I hope obasanjo go pay me for dis ad

ONE MINUTE SILENT.


MAY THE SOULS OF
TAFEWA BELEWA,
AGUYI IRONSI,
MURTALA MUHHAMMED,
SANI ABACHA,
YARADUA AND
BU.... I MEAN
OTHER NIGERIA PRESIDENT THAT WILL STILL DIE ON SIT FIND PEACE IN THE BOSOM OF ALLAH/GOD.

THIS IS NOTHING BUT A PERFECT DEFINITION OF FEMINISM

FIGHTING FOR UR MAN

THIS IS NOTHING BUT A PERFECT DEFINITION OF FEMINISM

Then, last week my phone rang and the number seen familiar to me, when I picked the call it was a female voice saying that she is at my shop and want to see me urgently. She said we met at a night club last two months. I began to wonder why he want to see me.
Surprisingly, when I got to my shop, lol and behold was my wife"s cousin sitting there. And she was also surprise to see me. I then asked her why she wanted to see me. She narrated her story of how she left campus for a night club because she was in need of cash. How we met that night and after everything, I gave her the money she needed and we exchanged phone numbers.


GO AND DO CORRECTION ABOVE AND COME BACK SO WE CAN BELIEVE U

TRY TO BE THE FIRST TO WASH AND SPREAD AT THAT PARTICULAR SPOT.. ONCE U DO IT UP TO 3 TIMES SHE SHOULD UNDERSTAND

OUR ANCESTORS ARE DOING MEETING TO KNOW THE NEXT MAN THAT WILL SERVE OUR AMADIOHA OR SANGO SINCE THE PRESENT SERVANT IS ABOUT TO JOIN THE GREAT GRAND ANCENSTORS.

THATS IS HOW NIGERIA PRESIDENT IS BEEN CHOOSEN

RIP.. BUBA

HONESTLY THERE IS A HIGH LEVEL OF INFIDELITY AMONG YORUBA COUPLES.
MY BOSS ONCE TOLD ME THAT A TYPICAL YORUBA WIFE HAS A YOUNG BOY WHO IS SERVICING D HONEY POT TOO. AND THE HUSBANDS MAYBE BE AWARE BUT DONT CARE AS LONG AS THEY DONT KNOW THE PERSON. AND ALSO MOST MARRIED YORUBA MEN LOVES SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE..

IF NOT FOR THE SIZE OF UR BREAST, I NO BY NOW THEY WOULD HAV BEEN SLEEPING

BUT PLEASE STOP EXPOSING IT, THEY ARE ALREADY LYING DOWN DESPITE D FACT U ARE PUSHING THEM UP.

HOW COME UNA RECOVER ALL DIS AMMUNITIONS FROM HIM.. ABI HE STORED D WEAPONS FOR HIM GAL FWD HOUSE..

POLICE AND RECOVERED WEAPONS.

ANYWAY...THE MIGHY HAS FALLEN..

PEACE MASS TRANSIT AND DANGOTE TRAILER

TWO ROAD WITCHES..
DONT KNOW IF THEY EMPLOY DRIVERS FROM HELL..

PEACE MASS TRANSIT AND DANGOTE TRAILER

TWO ROAD WITCHES..
DONT KNOW IF THEY EMPLOY DRIVERS FROM HELL..

IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING THAT DAY.. AS MY BOSS WAS LOOKING FOR HER PHONE AND I WAS TRYING TO EMPATHISE WITH HER.
I USE MY PHONE TO CALL HER NUMBER AND TO MY GREATEST SURPRISE, HER PHONE WAS RINGING IN MY POCKET....

SO EMBARRASSING...

FAYOSE IS A TRUE LEADER...
HE HAS GIVEN ALL HE HAS INCLUDING SNOW..


BUHARI SHOULD EMULATE HIM

BOSSES AND OFFICE SECRETARIES ARE LIKE HUSBAND AND WIFE


GUY BE WISE SO U WONT BRING DOWN URSELF TRYING TO SMART.

IS BETTER U STATE UR PRICE AND DISCARD D INCIDENT IN UR LIFE

U HAVE BEEN RESTING..
I DONT KNOW IF I WILL SAY IS OK OR U SHOULD CONTINUE RESTING IN PEACE

WHEN NIGERIA POLICE CATCH U.. THEY WILL MAKE YOU TO PUBLICLY ACCEPT WHOM U ARE NOT... I DONT BELIEVE IN ANY CONFESSION OF A DETAINEE

IF THE COURT WANT THEY SHOULD AWARD N10M TO THE PLAINTIFF..
IT WILL STILL BE LIKE MMM
ROBING PETER TO PAY PAUL..

WHY WILL U BE SLEEPING NAKED...
U ARE INTENTIONALLY SEDUCING THOSE LATE ASHAWO.

WHY GOD NO GO SHOW U


NO BE UR BROTHER THEY ACT NOW..

ABI U DONE EVER SEE ANYWHERE FOR NIGERIA WEY PERSON GO ACT FINISH AND NOT TAKING UP D OFFICE..


AFONJAS

ONE MINUTE SILENT.


MAY THE SOULS OF TAFEWA BELEWA, AGUYI IRONSI, MURTALA MUHHAMMED, SANI ABACHA, YARADUA AND OTHER NIGERIA PRESIDENT THAT WILL STILL DIE ON SIT FIND PEACE IN THE BOSOM ALLAH/GOD.

AGBARU AKA NA AZO ANI


ONYE JI JI ANA KONYE JI NA ANI



NNAM ONYE ORU

BUHARI

BOYS NOW GO TO GYM COLLEGE SO TO BUILD UP BODY AND CHEST AS CERTIFICATE TO WORK AS A BOUNCER AND BODY GUARD JUST LIKE OIL COMPANY AND BANKS..


RECESSION..

BUHARI...

PEOPLE CANNOT EVEN EAT WELL AND BE HEALTHY.

BUHARI


PERSON NO EVEN FIT Bleep ORDINARY PUSSY WITHOUT KILLING...

POLITICIANS GET MIND OOO...

EVEN INSIDE THE CHURCH DEY STILL DEY LIE..
THERIS GOD OO

MARKETTING FOR INSURANCE COMPANIES IN NIG. IS LIKE SELLING A/C IN CANADA..


U BETA BUY PLENTY SHOE COS U GO TREK DIE

BADOO GALS AND STEALING ARE LIKE BREAD ABD BUTTER..


I WONDER WHAT THE MAN WOULD TELL HIS WIFE ABOUT HIS MISSING CAR IF TO SAY HE DON MARRY..

NIGERIA... is this really a country now?

The girl actually died last Thursday as she was preparing for CDS meeting cum seminar at OOPL (Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library). She was among the Batch A corp members here in Ogun state...

RIP our fallen soldier