₦airaland Forum

You are the best after e-jacu-lation and coca cola

You are the best after ejaculation

I just passed through that state yesterday. Jigawa does not need all these stoves and round abouts.
It needs direct intervention in health education and agriculture. This is what a rural setting requires.

The pictorial campaign does not reflect the wishes of the talakawa. These are people that have been traumatized
and subjugated by bad governance during the Saminu Turaki era and Kano domination in the erstwhile Kano State.


The two governments in Kano and Jigawa missed the road when they abandoned the Blue print of the late  Audu Bako and they are
paying dearly for it through as whatever they do lacks content, linkage and effect on the foundation laid by this man.

They  must revisit these plans and get their bearings, instead of frittering away valuable time and resources.

OBJ is trying to serve us the same dish, lacklustre Jonathan and a dimunitive/ colourless Lamido.  I do not see any verve in that dish.

Imagine the cheek, this assembly line has no apparatus and the vehicles are covered with dust. As far as I am concerned the y are in a warehouse
or is it mothball, as they do with army surplus. Warehouse (or assembly) is too neat, with no oil patches and signs of wear and tear. These
cn be assembled anywhere by any motorcycle  dealer.

People should stop insulting our sensibilities

@Afam,

Just to tell you that you did not get the drift of my comment. Please readit in the context of the
preceding post and you will get it. \The point  here is that some guys tend to deny their kith and kin
when there is a blame to be apportioned. Are  Igbo folk from the fromer midwest really Igbo or not.

A belated compliment and best wishes for the new year. I just dey resume.

@Afam,

Just to tell you that you did not get the drift of my comment. Please readit in the context of the
preceding post and you will get it. \The point here is that some guys tend to deny their kith and kin
when there is a blame to be apportioned. Are Igbo folk from the fromer midwest really Igbo or not.

A belated compliment and best wishes for the new year. I just dey resume.

Ha , news of the decade-- do you remember some lines of that song-- ''stepping into darkness''. I think it was one
American group. Let him do just that

He should go back to his scandal sheet.

Point of correction, there were no Igbos in the former Mid west.
Let somebody deny that.

Quote from Emperor

Investors love eye candy, if you take picture of okirika ,no investor will want to come to Nigeria ,but if you take the picture of a remote unspoiled waterfall ,people will be curious to know more about your country.

My dear Emperor, I dey go sleep jo.

I love that your eye candy stuff buti thought yu want to salvage Nigeria. You want to give foreigners eye candy and chastise us with scorpions.

Your last post has shown me that your idealism knows no bounds. Every strategist has to have a fall back position, your own na Eye candy.
Good night everybody.

Onlytruth, enjoy youe eye candy

@Emperor

For the sake of all of us, I want to direct your mind to what is happenning in Guinea. It will
be very unfortunate to end up that way. I think you should refine your position on this matter
and make sure that your very laudable proposals are not overshadowed by extreme positions
that deviate from paths that are redeemable through pressure and vigilance. Godfathers are
gradually becoming endangered specie and there is no way we can tolerateone on a grand scale.
I want to assume that youare using Emperor in a very loose sense of the word. The Rawlings
scenario is already past its sell by date.

I will hesitate to encourage you to come back home and begin your campaign as it is a very
pregnant and potentially dangerous enterprise. I appreciate your chivalry, radical and resourceful
disposition but the consequences of failure will be disastrous. It will take you a long time as Emperor
before you stabilise your position and introduce the Visa loterry that will bring in your specialists
from around the world to come and take our jobs. South Africa is doing well ,as you are doing there ,
and there is no Emperor there.

@Emperor,

At least i am honest about my intentions ,everyone knows what they are in store if i ever get into power.Honesty is the first key to good governance.Tell your people what is on your mind and let them know what your real intentions are.That is better than kicking them around like Maradonna for 9 years.

If you read my initial post, I said clearly that I agree with some of your proposals
but my problem is your position on issues of democracy and I even asked how you
will ignore the present istitutions. Nothing short of a coup will make your dream materialise.
I then proposed theat our people muat strive to use democratic means - courts, public
protests  to ackeve change.

I take particular note of your comment above and tell you pointblank that honesty flew out of the window
when you nominated yourself as the vehicle for this change and more alarmingly ''crowned '' yourself
as an Emperor in waiting. You give me the impression af a one man rioting squad. This does not of course
deny you of the credit of giving us some points to ponder on.

@Emperor,

Come home and start today. Where do you wan us to arrange your crowning ceremony.

Emperor Bokassa incarnate

@ Emperor,
Am still enjoying xmas break and you come spoil am. Anyway i will respond in due course
but i am indeed worried that you want to be an emperor and you also desire to jettison
all democratic pretenses as we have today. I also realise that you want to sack every
Nigerian from his job. What shall we be doing while you are in power? Stay away from
any day to dayactivity?
For the avoidance of doubt, I agree with some of your proposals but they seem to be
too imperial for my liking and I do not see you going far with your aim as you have not
considered whether it is possible to create your empire.
Any attempt to revamp our polity without Nigerians is a non starter. As someone mentioned
the only solution is a complete overhaul of the mindset and concerted assault by Nigerans on
the persons, institutions and structures that are giving us grief, not any coup or emperor. We
must challenge them in the courts, in the media and in our town halls and village meetings.

@chosen)4

Pls can you delete one person?. We are looking for presidents for 6 confederal states only.

One na spare tyre. You know na.

@poster
Please listen to kobojunkie because I agree with her.

I recall in those days an uncle had a pressure stove (optimus) and he was a very impatient man. It was very difficult for him
to even boil water  and have a good bath and tea in the morning. After priming the stove, it goes full blast and suddenly the
flames cover the pot and stove. In fits of anger he used to fling the stove out of his room. You had to watch out , always .
This is where we are today with all these recycled people. Please encourage Nigerians to find fresh , healthy and refined minds.

Anything OBJ/PDP for me is danger- accident waiting to happen or it has even occured , na mortuary.

Chosen04 and all

pulling down the shutters

c u 2010.

E wu Ibo

Interlude

Onlytruth, wilywily, udezue, Eziachi, Oko1, Mekus, Jona etc- that group.
It will be a collective presidency.

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My dear Mbulela,

It this ugly, dour and colourless character that wants to make himself and Nigeria visible in the international community with our money.
I have never admired this fellow, his politics and carriage. I am only being honest. Do you remember when he was riding a bicycle? He
was also carting money from the Ministry of Transport and its parastatals. That bicycle was very symbolic- he was bringing produce from
the farm.

Mr Maxsiollum

All this beating about the bush will not help. Tell us your assessment of the whole unfortunate event

- was it tribally motivated?

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E dey 4 ya backyard also.

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I laugh like the wake of a whale passing by with jona in its belly.

@ too soon,

It is obvious that OBJ was trying to handle Agbani and Kema slapped him. I hear say Kema na OBJ workshop.

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Dood Talk

He will bring his goatskin mat and sit on the ground

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@Edoyad/Wirinet

Citizen Y siddon look as iron dey sharpen iron.

Me na referee, onlytruth na linesman

@Edoyad

Lucky you

@ EDoyad

Lucy you

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@Edoyad

I hope you included SECESSION in the demands of your zone.

Quote from Chosen yesterday

Watin the guy do you?


@CHosen04
Ha, sister, so you have not heard this man on the floor of the Ouse of Reps?

IF not say na you i for just kee p quiet.

You remember something about excessive velocity (Speed)?

Na dat kind old dogon turenchi e dey knack .

I give you andexample :

As I was decending from a declivity with such an excessive velocity, I suddenly lost the center of my gravity and gravitation and
fell on the macadamised surface.

Meaning:

I was coming down with speed from a hill and I slipped and fell on the road or domething like that.

Always making a fool of himself .

Gentlemen,

Today, take it or leave it, the constitutional structures we have are the major instruments of governance. In the absence of any other regulatory
institution, I have no alternative that to refer to the constitution. The legislature remains the only group of Nigerians empowered to make laws.
The issue of how they got there is neither here nor there as they bare recognized, nationally and internationally as our legislative body.

The provisions of the constitution also allow freedom of expression. There have been a lot of incendiary remarks across the board and each and every
one of us guilty of this offence in one way or the other. As the saying goes, another man's meat is another man's poison. Some people ask for Sharia,
ask for secession while some others are limited to hurling invectives at one national group or the other. Its good to taste your own medicine, literally.
In this respect, it is funny to attach labels to views other than your own.

The plank of my argument, remains that we should submit each and every demand to the presently established and recognised constitutional process
as there is no alternative in sight. If there is any , show me. You do not have the right to determine what other people should ask fo, just as they also
must recognise your right to object. I am sure that not every demaned will succeed.

I am afraid, I cannot give you much comfort if you do not recognise the legislative process, with all its flaws by way of structure, content and how the
members got there. At least I know you have only one vote nad if it failed to put your favored guy there, too bad. Better luck next time.

@ otobroto

Yes I agree but if you read the play and you are watching the film, you know what will happen next, abi.

When you see a posting by some people , you already know what to expect. This is what removes the excitement.