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Crime / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Husband In Kaduna For Marrying Another Wife (Graphic) by citrate(f): 7:55am On May 21, 2017
Useless woman she became a widow now because of jealousy.I wonder how she will cope with the children alone.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Weds His Old Oyinbo Bride (Photo) by citrate(f): 11:33am On May 02, 2017
Its not just for green card only but for money ritual as well.
Food / Re: 10 Gorgeous Times Eba Looked Finer Than You (photos) by citrate(f): 3:21pm On Apr 12, 2017
They package it well but all I want is the soup.
Crime / Re: Depressed Nigerian Girl Saved From Suicide Attempt After Slitting Her Wrist by citrate(f): 10:32pm On Apr 09, 2017
[quote author=AntiWailer post=55420903]Suicide should never be an option. Only a loser should consider suicide.

It can never get worse. You have to keep
Nice talk. But depression is a psychological disease not as a result of poverty.
Crime / Re: Depressed Nigerian Girl Saved From Suicide Attempt After Slitting Her Wrist by citrate(f): 10:29pm On Apr 09, 2017
[quote author=AntiWailer post=55420903]Suicide should never be an option. Only a loser should consider suicide.

It can never get worse. You have to keep
Nice. You really inspired me.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Should We Hire You? The Answer To The Question! by citrate(f): 10:30pm On Mar 24, 2017
sugarbeesmith:
ebi like say you lazy pass me for reading
Am very lazy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Should We Hire You? The Answer To The Question! by citrate(f): 7:43am On Mar 24, 2017
Can someone please summarize these 50 pages for me.
Romance / Re: Fitness Couple! Nigerian Lady And Her Hubby Release Raunchy Bedroom Photos by citrate(f): 7:00pm On Jan 06, 2017
To be candid she is not sexy @ll, this type of physic is only good for a man .

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Travel / Re: Beauty Of Nature: My Trip To Olumirin Waterfall(Pictures) by citrate(f): 2:47pm On Nov 30, 2016
Its a very nice place. I've been there before.

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Religion / Re: Helen Oritsejafor Lies On The Rug In Church As Choristers Sing (p by citrate(f): 10:22pm On Nov 28, 2016
Did anyone notice dat thing on her head ?
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Reveals How Ex-husband Maje Ayida Almost Ruined Her Life by citrate(f): 11:59am On Nov 25, 2016
She saw it coming but her thought was " am going to pull through dis" but I don't blame her , it's just a blind love and immaturity. I've passed through same thing. Ladies just need to be strong and stop thinking like weak vessels they are called.

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Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos On Wedding Eve, Drops Suicide Message For Sister by citrate(f): 8:20am On Nov 22, 2016
celestialAgent:
My bad!

I guess I considered tall cos I'm short, grin wink

You mind a lil chat off the forum? Skype, whatsapp, Bbm, whatever…
No
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos On Wedding Eve, Drops Suicide Message For Sister by citrate(f): 5:42pm On Nov 21, 2016
celestialAgent:
wow! Where to?


By the way, yo Dp is on point.

I so love tall slim girls, I'd relinquish anything to have one!
Am not tall
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos On Wedding Eve, Drops Suicide Message For Sister by citrate(f): 3:42pm On Nov 21, 2016
celestialAgent:
Did he die?
No his soul left his body.
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic And Ramsey Nouah Pictured On Red Carpet by citrate(f): 2:39am On Nov 20, 2016
Nothing is wrong with d dress,she's just trying to act like a pregnant woman.
Events / Re: Wedding Day: Reason Brides Show More Happiness Than Groom - Bamisepeters' Blog by citrate(f): 2:23am On Nov 20, 2016
21Savagw:
Why would a Sane man be happy on his wedding day? This generation, they all stinking Gold-diggas.
Did ur wife or gf runaway with ur money or what?
Maybe you've nva seen a man dat marries a lady because of her father's property.
Romance / Re: "I Met My Husband-To-Be Out Of Boredom";Excited Lady Shares Her Love Story. PICS by citrate(f): 5:27pm On Nov 15, 2016
truthsayer007:


why you dey hate undecided
Last thing on my mind. I am too busy to hate.

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Romance / Re: "I Met My Husband-To-Be Out Of Boredom";Excited Lady Shares Her Love Story. PICS by citrate(f): 2:53pm On Nov 15, 2016
Am bored fetch u ur husband or u met by d grace of God? I don't know y some people think everything is by their making or they are perfect. What if he did not propose marriage or dump u?
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Arrives Heathrow Airport In Grand Style by citrate(f): 10:51am On Nov 03, 2016
Hope her arrival will reduce the price of rice and gari in the market

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Celebrities / Re: Falz Celebrates 26th Birthday, Releases "Chemistry" Ft Simi As They Pose Topless by citrate(f): 1:51pm On Oct 27, 2016
if dis guy is really 26 I think I should be 16

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Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi Kisses A Female Fan At A Bus Stop by citrate(f): 9:20pm On Oct 26, 2016
Did he marry his grandmother ?
Education / Re: Pictures That Show That Cheating In Exams Is On A Whole Other Level. by citrate(f): 5:40pm On Oct 26, 2016
Am just speechless.
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Commited Sin Here by citrate(f): 5:36pm On Oct 16, 2016
they're doing their job grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Who Commited Sin Here by citrate(f): 5:21pm On Oct 16, 2016
Its not by force to contribute money in d church after paying tithe and offering.So d man of God has committed a sin for collecting a stolen money.

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Romance / Re: Meet The Handsome Abuja Based Guy Who Has Won Affection From Ladies Online. PICS by citrate(f): 11:03am On Oct 16, 2016
I be fine gel too and guys dey run after me so no big deal abt him.

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Agriculture / Re: Hardworking Female Farmer Processing Garri (Photos) by citrate(f): 7:32am On Sep 17, 2016
I've done all these things bfr but can't do it again. These types of job make someone aged quickly.

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Romance / Re: How 5 Ladies Gang-raped Me. Should I Repport? (sexy Pic) by citrate(f): 6:48am On Sep 16, 2016
Its just an imagination. Nothing of such happened.
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood & Mark Zuckerberg: Femi Branch Angry At Stars Misrepresentation by citrate(f): 6:26am On Sep 16, 2016
There is no Nollywood structure in Nigeria, it's just a borrowed language. We only have yorubawood,igbowood,hausawood and other groups.
Romance / Re: How 5 Ladies Gang-raped Me. Should I Repport? (sexy Pic) by citrate(f): 1:25pm On Sep 15, 2016
[quote author=PoliticalThuG post=49363328]is it now a crime to be wealthy and handsome in the society i have found myself? I canna be safe on nairaland becus of numerous pms nairaland babes have been bombanding me with and i canna aswell be safe offline because of how ladies stalk me here and there


this gory incidence happened yesterday when i was coming from Akure shopping mall. Some of you may ask "must it always be akure shopping mall" yes! I visit Akure shopping mall every week because i change my wardrope every week.

So on my way coming back, i drove pass two gorgeous ladies waiting besides the road. I decided to help them because they looked stranded and exhausted.

So i revised and stopped my SUV in front of them.. I asked them where they were going.. They told me they were going to Benin. I told them to come in because i was routing the same way.

I was blasting one of the songs of mastercraft - "you no say money no be problem"

i couldnt srike a convo with any of the babes becos none of them met my "taste".. We got to a place ( i have forgotten the name of the place), one of the ladies told me to stop my car, that she wanted to ease herself.

I stopped immediately becos i dnt want the lady to pee inside my new SuV i just bought last week. I checked my rolex watch i bought at the rate of 1m, it's already 5pm.

Before i could say jack the robbins, i was surrounded by 5 sexy ladies. Before i could repeat another jack the robbins, i was dragged to the bush and got raped by 5 sex starved beeches.

It was very painful.. I am ashamed of myself right now. I feel like killing myself..

Warning to the guys, stop flaunting your valuables on social network. Hungry ladies are watching.

I have a well polished edifice, one iphone7, two rolex watches, one SUV but i will never flaunt them on social media. I dnt want this incidence to repeat itself again.

Illusionary state of mind.
Crime / Re: Is It Necessary I Report This Rape Incident I Witnessed? by citrate(f): 5:12pm On Sep 10, 2016
You should have prevent ur friend from raping d girl in d first instance , that could have saved u from guilty conscience since u are at d scene of d rape.
Romance / Re: PHOTO: If U Played With This And Still Unmarried, U need to Visit Shiloh 2015 by citrate(f): 3:59pm On Sep 03, 2016
U need Shiloh more than anyone else because ur sense of reasoning is too shallow.
Career / Re: I Earned N10,000 Per Month For 2 Years by citrate(f): 9:36pm On Aug 18, 2016
There are ladies out there uh can't still do what ur gf did. But what u guys always use to pay them back is so terrible.

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