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Evestar200: So all they want to tell me that there is no body on Nairaland with JUNE 13 as his/her date of birth

I also rep June 13

Hello fellow law graduates

@Op.....The problem is not only associated to ur skul, bt inlcudes Federal Uni. My faculty slot in the NLS each year is 150 slots. Since d number of students are more dan d available slot, ur chances of goin 2 law skul in ur year of graduation depends on d class of honours u graduated with. Eg a first class or 2.1 students is assured of goin 2 NLS dat year. While others will hopefully wait 4d supplementary list, if dey are nt among d 150 student.
Hopefully, d ASUU strike will be of help, and u will be mobilised for Law Skul dis year.

hello peeps, pls any idea of the cut off mark of linguistic for admission and do uniosun release cut off marks for admisiion of each course

Toto Dicck is back 2 reclaim her FP spot 4rm Beverley ooooo

robonski16: SAY SAY SAY!!!!!! Correct guy

Which Set Bro..........I rep 06 set

robonski16: I had so many experience during my school days from oshodi to fadeyi and back.. So many drama from drug sellers, preachers etc..

On this particular day I boarded molue from fadeyi to oshodi, I had spent all my transport fare on "sisi pelebe, balewa, baba dudu etc.

Na so I enter this molue there where sits but based on no meney I stood the conductor asked me of my money with a deep voice "OWO e da" meaning where is ur money I told him " omo IGBOBI le me" meaning am from igbobi college, because sometimes the linient conductor respect student from igbobi college.. I told him I lost my money and I started begging him but for where..o boy the next thing I know the conductor gave me a dirty slap I started seeing stars for like 2 minutes, the passengers started insulting the conductor then the conductor insulted one guy who was pleading on my behalf.. Na so this guy stand up ooo the guy na even army man na so fight start inside molue ooo every where scatter.. The guy beat this conductor ooo and the funny thing is that with all this drama the driver will not say a word or even stop he kept firing on..

The army man ordered the conductor to give me #100 for slapping me.. Omo na so I collect money they happy enuf guguru and epa to buy..

UP IC

No be Today....the ceremony na Wash

O B O

He deliberately shot them. I can still remember this matter, it happened at Olonode, Alagomeji. Those boys were not Arm Robbers, they were only relaxing in the car that belonged to one of them cos there was no light, at the front of their house.... RIP 2 them,hopefully Justice will be Done.

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Make dis thread reach FP,b4 i comment jawe

So ?

Religion creates division in this country.....sumtyms wish there was no such introduction of christianity n islam in this country. Religion is the major problem in this country.

Super Story

Olosho Babes

Rubbish

Crime:It is the work of the Devil

@Op.....is it a must to open a thread ?
I don't see anything wrong in wat d man is doing.....after all, u don't have any proof that d man is selling the water. U neva bothered 2 snap and upload the good infrastructure u saw in place in d skool...........M.umu

D portal is now opening

Information Nigeria has learnt that spirited efforts
to get Ayo Balogun popularly known as Wizkid, to
retrace his steps back to the label that gave him
the platform to become the superstar he is today,
has shifted to his mum.
According to reports we are monitoring, Banky W
supposedly went to Wizkid’s mum seeking her
intervention in the crisis as it was becoming clearer
that they (EME) were losing their hottest prospect
yet.
Banky was said to have reminded her of how he
helped propel Wizzy’s career to greatness and
being a mother, she reasoned in that direction.
“You know women, she felt compassion for Banky
and promised to talk to her son,” a source privy to
the trouble-shooting meeting squealed.
Banky, also has not failed in dousing the media
speculation that his prodigy has left EME as he
described such reports as ‘nothing but rumours’.
He maintained that “Wizkid remains a member of
the EME family.”
According to Banky, in response to question on
what was wrong between him and Wizkid, “there is
no problem that can’t be solved” he said in Lagos
during the world press conference organised by
COSON at the Protea Hotel, GRA, Ikeja.
For now, it is fingers crossed as we await a peaceful
resolution to the management crisis that is rocking
what can be described as one of Nigeria’s finest
and most successful music label

9ice Pix

Mine was Igboo(Weed) due 2 ma Voice

Ur Waste.......all I want is ur Waste ;DUr Waste.......all I want is ur Waste

I will Drink the juice and we will go 2 court to Prove that i drank it before seeing the Substance and it has affected my Health negatively..........Evidence based on Medical Report.
Donoghue v Stevenson Locus Classicus

Jokingly told ma gf dat she was stupid,regretted it cos she took ma statement personal

Breaking News!!!!!
Attacks have been reported in lagos, kaduna, inshort in
every part of the country against the confraternity of
aquatic and terrestrial animals, these attacks and
hostilities have become unbearable. infact, this studios
we be shut down at the end of this bulletin as attacks
are imminent. At the time of filing this report, the
mouthpiece of the confraternity had voluntarily
resigned d position. we hope to be back on air next
year. Tune in by Jan. 20th for fresh edition of the
bulletin. I remain Mr. Cock reporting for DAC (Domestic
Animals Confraternity). kukuruku!!!!

FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs)
CC: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs
BCC: Senate Commitee on Conflict Resolution
NOTICE OF SUSPENSION OF STRIKE
-------------------------------------------
This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns
and conclusion on this Xmas period hereby suspending
strike till further notice.
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB?
A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
Singlet & expect iPad 2?
Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at
Chicken Republic?
Yet we preach gender equality.
Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has
concluded it should be trade by barter this Xmas Oº°˚˚
°º.
Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her
natural hair.
If she shows up at your door empty handed, put NTA or
AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your
subscribed cable (no free thing).
If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an
expensive night vigil.MFM or CAC to be precise.
She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock from
Olumo (all na nature).
The above is currently our exchange rate for the Xmas.
We hereby suspend our strike.
OF THE GREATEST GBAA GBAA...
OF THE GREATEST GBOO GBOO...
OF THE GREATEST NABSITE... GREAT Oº°˚˚°º .

Describe how your day was using the
first later of your
Username

From The Boyfriend Association Of Nigeria (B.A.N)
To Girlfriends
With regards to the meeting held today, the Boyfriend
Association of Nigeria(B.A.N) decided to go on a two
months strike starting from 1st December, 2012.
This strike is not to cause mayhem, riot or any form of
breakup with our beloveth girlfriends. We plan to use
this strike period as a time for appraisal and re-
dedication in our supposed relationship. During this
period, all forms of communication(formal, sexual or
otherwise) is allowed but all form of financial
assistance will be put to rest.
We assure our girlfriend(s) that this supposed strike
period, our commitment will be 100% and won't be
questioned, also, this period will not, WE repeat, will
not pose a threat to the relationship unless you the
girlfriend(s) choose to.
Full boyfriend responsibility will resume on the1st of
February, 2013 to enable both parties plan for the
upcoming valentine(14th February, 2013).
We thank our girlfriends for their anticipated 'Good
Behavior' during this period.
Sign
CHAIRMAN (BAN)

Akpos, a Ghanian, just got
admission into one of the Nigerian
institutions. At the first day of lecture,
the following conversation
erupted..... The Lecturer said, "let's
...
begin by reviewing some Nigerian
history." The Lecturer asked who
said, "I shall return to die in the land
of my fathers?" She saw a sea of
blank faces, except for Akpos, who
had his hand up. Akpos replied:
"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" "very
good!" said lecturer. Then,she asked
again, who said, "The land use act
will feed the nation?" Again, no
response except from
Akpos:"Obasanjo , 1976."The
Lecturer snapped at the class; "class,
you should be ashamed. Akpos, who
is new to our Country, knows more
about our history than you do." The
Lecturer heard a loud
whisper:"Ghana must go". "who said
that?" she demanded, Akpos put his
hand up,"Buhari 1984." At that point,
a student at the back scornfully said;
"Hmmm, you think you are smart?"
The Lecturer glared and asked; "All
right! Now, who said that?" Again,
Akpos said,"Babangida to
Abiola,1992." Hmmm, a Student at
the back smilled "I dey laugh ooh"
Akpos smilled back and said
Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now
furious, another student yelled;"Oh
yeah! Eat this!" Akpos jumped out of
his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian
mistress giving an apple to Abacha,
1998" Now, with almost mob
hyseria, someone said; "You little
shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill
you." Akpos frantically yelled at the
top of hisvoice; "Chris Uba to Ngige,
2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as
the class gathered around her on the
floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're
in Big trouble now!" Akpos
whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose and Lucky
Igbinedon 2007" Someone angrily
said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool"
Akpos smiled nd replied; "Obansanjo
to IBB, 2011" Now, the Lecturer
managed to get up and asked Akpos;
pls, who're you? Show your self..
Akpos jumped, yelled and said;
Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012

WHICH ONE IS THE MOST SCARY?
A ~18 missed calls from your Mom/dad
B ~18 missed calls from your Bf/Gf
C ~18 Missed calls from your boss
D ~18 missed calls from your crush
E ~18 missed calls from your Ex
F ~18 missed calls from your pastor
G ~18 missed calls from your Lecturer
?