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CareerRe: How Can I Tell My Boss To Stop Spamming My Phone? by ClassCaptain(m): 12:49pm On Feb 26, 2016
waht is the content of the messages.. work ethnics, prayer point or grin
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye On His "Fight With Glo" by ClassCaptain(m): 7:22am On Feb 26, 2016
my glo come use my do am ambasa..... abeg wetin be the spelling of ambassador shocked
SportsRe: Oliseh Resigns As Super Eagles Coach! by ClassCaptain(m): 7:17am On Feb 26, 2016
when they employ am when he resign huh?


make dem come pick angry
RomanceRe: My Ordeal Wth -sinaj The Port Harcourt Fine Gal by ClassCaptain(m): 7:16am On Feb 26, 2016
jonaifame22:
I met -sinaj on NL,we started chatting on bbm and we became friends after a while,as time went on we developed trust in each other we decided to see each other face 2 face since I am in lagos and she is in port harcourt.
All the while I developed strong feeling for -sinaj and she knew and told me on bbm that she knows that I like her and as guy who loves to tell the truth most especially to beautiful gals,I attested to the fact that I like her strongly.
Then we made arrangement to see each other, and she decided to come by bus, but I had a change of mind as she's very beautiful and fragile,so I adviced that she comes by airplane, then I sent her 22,500 for her to board a plane,at first she objected and made me feel that I shouldn't spend so much jus for her to come over cos she is also willing to see me too,but I wouldn't accept that,so at last she had no choice but to board it and also since it was her first time to board a local flight frm state 2 state,
The day she came to lagos,I was at the airport waiting for -sinaj when all of a sudden her plane flew in and she alighted frm the plane, woooooooow! And there she was, -sinaj the beautiful port harcourt gal,then I went to meet her and we saw each other and I was happy that when she glanced at me,she was pleased wth wat she saw as that was the first time that we were seeing each other for the first time, then we hugged tigthly.
Then we left the airport premises and boarded a cab that took us straight to my house and we got in,as we got in I made her drop her bag and I told her that we are going out and yes we went out to the silverbird cinemas to see a movie, as we walked the premises of the silverbird cinemas, I was proud to walk side by side wth -sinaj as her beauty radiated and shined like the glory of God, men and women gazed at her, even ben murray bruce looked at me and wished that he was in my shoes walking side by side wth -sinaj.
Then we went to have lunch before our movie time and as we ate I looked at those beautiful lips of hers that she normally pouts in her pictures that always give guys who love blow-job to a fault countless tireless e.rections and my eyes caught sight of those beautiful eyes of hers which can look life in2 a dead child and then she asked me jonaifame22 why are you lookn at me like that,u're making me uncomfortable,you know I'm a shy and innocent gal.
There and then I began to tell her of how beautiful she is, and how much the creator of heaven and earth is always proud to show case her to his angels as one of his best works, and as she heard this,she blushed in a port harcourt kind of way.
Then we went in to watch our movie and it was a love and romance movie as we watched I put my arms round her neck and I cld hear the spirit of lust playing. This song in my heart wth it's mp3 player of konji " waa fe ku lale yi -sinaj,waa fe ku lale yi -sinaj, maa te so jue lale yi -sinaj, and as I heard the song my dick danced shoki to it.
Then after the movie ended we went home and as we got. home she sat on my ever reliable giant size mouka foam and I went to join her and I told her of how her sexy body is killing me and of how she's making my sex drive race faster than ifesinachi transport luxurious bus and she smiled and said joanifame22, I know my body is killing you but tonight I shall offer my self to you as a living sacrifice right on this your ever reliable giant size mouka foam that you've always talked abt and you shall ravish my sweet body and as I heard that the spirit of lust hit me wth a big wet long and green bamboo stick of konji and my dick drooled wth transparent semen.
Then I made to loosen her lovely pink bra jus after I had pulled her blouse, and as I was abt to unhook the bra, I felt an angel appear by my side saying " john pls don't loose that bra, pls don't commit this sin, and there and then I begged the angel to go and come back later,if my conscience wan judge me abeg, make e judge me.
As I loosened the bra the breasts spilled out of the bra and as I saw them,they were so lovely and big. And at first the size of the breasts almost scared me cos it was almost as big as the RMS titanic ship, but I refused to be scared of the size of the breast as I heard a voice by my side saying fear not for I am wth you, on hearing those words I launched an attack on the breast by rubbing it tenderly and lovingly and I felt -sinaj move her body in response to the way that my hands travelled through the east,west,north and south of her lovely breasts then I launched another attack on the breasts by sucking it tenderly and lovingly wth my small buh succulent lips and after that I parted the breasts and put my head in between as I closed the breasts in on my head,chai the kind KVA of current wey enter my head immediately I got an idea of how to tackle a problem that has been on my neck for the past two weeks!
-sinaj moaned as I went to work on her then I begged to let me pull her jeans and sniff her pants and suck her pvssy as well,at first she protested buh after planting lovely paecks all around her face she agreed.
And then I pulled her jean and pulled her lovely yellow pants and I there it was, -sinaj's beautiful black and slightly hairy african port harcourt pvssy,chai as I saw the pvssy the spirit of lust gave me 2 hard knocks and 1 hot slap of konji,then I planted my lips on her labia majora, and I svcked her pvssy and she moaned uuhhhhhhmmmmmm, uuuummmmmmhhh unnnnnnnnnnmmmmhhhmmmm,sssssssshhhhhhhh, chai as she moaned, she held my head wth her both hands like a basket ball abt to be dunked,-sinaj moaned and begged me to put my dick in2 her and pleasure her and then I pulled my boxers and brought out my dick and -sinaj showed how naughty she cld be by asking me to let her hold my dick and feel it in her hands which I kindly obliged her and then she part her legs and slid my dick in2 her and she made sounds like ssssssshhhhhhhh,uhhhhhhhmmmmmmm,unnnnnnnhhhhh. As I thrust her wth my able dick right on my ever reliable giant size mouka foam,she curled her legs around my waist and wrapped her two hands round my neck as I fired her wth my dick and after a while I cld feel my warm and lovely akamu preparing to spill and then I fired her faster wth my dick as I climaxed and she made sounds like ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah in response to the speed of my thrust as I climaxed and filled her lovely womb wth my akamu, then I kissed her and pecked her lovingly and she said jonaifame22 pls don't open a thread on this!
bro abeg dey include me for your stories now abeg ... very creative mind and scenarios u got up there
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Important In A Relationship by ClassCaptain(m): 7:11am On Feb 26, 2016
common sense
LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 10:46pm On Feb 24, 2016
olyrayy:
one of the best stories i have ever read on nairaland.. kudos classcaptain ..
thanks oga nla
LiteratureRe: Pics:how "Classcaptain" Valentine Tragic Story(valencry)reliefed Som1 Of Boredom by ClassCaptain(m): 10:41pm On Feb 24, 2016
jdula:
I was on facebook late last night, like around 12 to 1am when this girl posted she was feeling bored, I was like how can somebody be feeling bored at this time of the night? So I dropped the question on the comment box, then she revealed that she was in a state of insomnia. that was how the conversation got to inbox chatting.
oga ,gimme the babe number naw
LiteratureRe: Pics:how "Classcaptain" Valentine Tragic Story(valencry)reliefed Som1 Of Boredom by ClassCaptain(m): 10:40pm On Feb 24, 2016
grin
RomanceRe: Photo Of The Day: 9ja Made hoverboard by ClassCaptain(m): 3:53pm On Feb 24, 2016
tazoomzoom zoom
LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 8:28am On Feb 24, 2016
Honestly1:
You will be a good script writer... I hae a story can we work on ot together?
o
ok sir. I will love to work with talented people like you sir.pm sir
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LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 9:47pm On Feb 23, 2016
Okaakoko:
classcaptain, na so the ministry take end. Why don't you just wake up, just to realise you have been dreaming. will be waiting for part two. kudos to you.
thanks G.. God go bless you pass your imagination
LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 8:36pm On Feb 23, 2016
Episode Finale ( 15)


I woke up probably some days after in an unknown hospital ... i opened my eyes for the first time and looked around. The first person i saw was an old man with unkempt beards, sitting right next to me..

Haa,, ola ju ( he has opened his eyes )..., Adupe oo.. adupe oo.. doctor ..doctor....



Where is Bunmi ?? i asked
Bunmi ??......
Yes..... bunmi.. she was with me, she was with....
( cuts in ) Mr boo, you are asking of bunmi ?? one guy in the room asked me , and he seemed a liitle confused.

Yes.. yes.. i said agitated.. You see.. i said trying to stand up a bit in order to emphasize my point..
No no.. easy.. easy .. The old man cautioned me ..
We were together the day we were attacked . we were attacked.. have u found out where she is, pls where is she ??..Please what happened to her ?? Somebody say something ..
Mr boo, this your tactics wont work ?
What do u mean ?? i asked, confused and uncertain about the whole situation.
Bunmi was found dead . We have reasonable evidence to believe you murdered miss bunmi , after you raped her and then threw her body away. We have been waiting for the past 48 hours for you to get back so we could arrest you and bring you in for more investigation ... And as we can see, i think you are fit enough now..

Inspector jegede...
Sir
Inspector Calypso

Sir..

Mr boo ,, you are under arrest for the murder and rape of miss s p bunmi .. you have the right to remain silent as anything said by you here and at the station will be used against you in the court of law ..


Haha..oga olopa ..he is not yet fit.. he is still recovering please, he is .. the old man begged ..
Baba.. if not that you are an old man ,.. please u have done your part ,, unless you will love to join him to the station..
Haha
Yes , .. yes baba.. officers,,Now take him

Doctor.. the old man voiced again to the doctor,in disapproval of my arrest..

The doctor just shook his head and made a very heavy statement “ He is a murderer. Its beyond my power “

In all these, i stood there dumbfonded, shaking.. i felt a loud bang revolving round my head.. am i to be saddened by the news that bunmi is actually dead or by the fact that i am actually labelled as the murderer..

I say move or i will be forced to shoot ..

Valentine brought me to this .. IT was this Valentine day that led to bunmi"s death.. Valentine is going to lead me to jail. I am innocent BUT surely, there is more to the case than meets the eyes.. and i will stop at nothing to unravel it.



THE END..
..
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LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 8:19pm On Feb 23, 2016
Episode 14

I woke up the next day .....half naked ...... tied down ... my captors knew i could easily escape with the type of rope i was tied with.. my head was hot and beaming, my body was weak and i managed to wriggle myself out of the ropes . i walked out out of the uncompleted building .My phone, purse, atm ,wristwatch,suit and other belongings had been taken .. where i was , why i was kidnapped , what transpired last night .. i had no single idea...

i kept walking not knowing where i was headed to in the bushy area. I felt something in my blood stream but could not decipher what it really was ..... oh GOD..is this how am going to die ??... my mouth was dry and i could feel a small wound on my head as i felt the warmness of the blood up there.

My body was weak and somehow i fostered strength to move on.. i had a feeling i was going to faint soon. I kept walking and walking untill i could no longer walk no more.. i collapsed..
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RomanceRe: Things I Learnt Frm Co-habitting Wth Nkechi For Two Years 2009-2011 by ClassCaptain(m): 4:41pm On Feb 23, 2016
Cool
RomanceRe: Would You Be Open 2 Ur Hubby/wife About How Many People U Were Intimate With? by ClassCaptain(m): 3:58pm On Feb 23, 2016
What made me love her goes beyond how many people she has been with
CelebritiesRe: Comedian AY Comes For Bloggers,Says His Marriage Is Still Intact(photo) by ClassCaptain(m): 3:52pm On Feb 23, 2016
A happy home, a better career
RomanceRe: Help Me!!! XVIDEOS Has Finished Me!!! by ClassCaptain(m): 3:48pm On Feb 23, 2016
Get a non browsing phone.
RomanceRe: Older Ladies by ClassCaptain(m): 3:17pm On Feb 23, 2016
Haa .
PoliticsRe: 10 Lies Most Politicians Tell During Election Campaigns To Deceive Voters by ClassCaptain(m): 3:05pm On Feb 23, 2016
cry
LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 2:13pm On Feb 23, 2016
RaDaZaBaNa:
Ghen ghen ghen embarassed
.episode finale tonight
LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 8:31am On Feb 23, 2016
Episode Finale in a bit.
cc lalasticlala. dominique
LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 8:28am On Feb 23, 2016
Episode Thirteen


We held hands as we walked out of the venue.. i was immensely happy and joy filled my heart.. i cant remember the last time , i felt this happy,.. we smiled and talked happily as we walked a few miles to stop a taxi..

. We got home and i never even enter house wella when i grabbed her. She sef grab me back.. no time..

. it was only midway i remembered i had no protection...omo na val i plan for oo, no be pregnancy.. i sharpaly told her that i needed to quickly get something edible outside and she insisted on following me..

No don't bother .....
Haha, are u going to see another girl
... Haha,, no ooo.
.. Ehn, lets go naw..

Chai... This Girl was going to spoil my surprise for her ..

We went out .. i was still looking for a way to divert her attention when we get to the food seller so i can quickly get the condom when we suddenly we saw a taxi rush towards me.

. MY thought was that the taxi stopped for us, thinking we were going somewhere . ,i moved closer to tell him we were not heading anywhere..

, i cant really remember but it happened all within a twinkle of an eye.

One , two ,three , i cant exactly remember the number of guys that rushed towards us with dangerous objects.. whether it was cutlass, hoe, stick .. i don't remember

.. and no they didn't bother to force me in , or push me inside the car.... the last thing i remembered was a masked guy approaching with one of the weapons and gbam .. i Blacked out as screams of help me , help me ,boo ,boo echoed from a seemingly familiar female voice .
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LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 8:15am On Feb 23, 2016
Episode Twelve


Towards the end of the party,I no fit hold am again..

. i took her to a secluded place and kissed her . she responded well .. e don dey her body too... we kissed and smooched so hard .. i almost couldn't control myself as i struggled to shift her undies.. i think i was a bit high and though she refused alcohol at first , i forced her to take some and i think she was high too..

We were still at it when some other Hot couple came into our secret hideout , ready for the action not minding that we came first.

BOO, lets get out of here.. she said, her voice thick with emotion and love.

hah just like that grin

I didn't even have to tell her to follow me home, or that this will happen tonight. I guess she already knew and prepared for this as well.. THEN MY HOME IT IS.
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LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 8:11am On Feb 23, 2016
Episode Eleven

I had one of the best dates of my whole life.. i had only three in the past but this fourth one, it was the best

. She was the best.. she responded well , she answered well, she didnt eat much, she didnt asked too much questions, she gave me control , she smiled all thru, her gestures were very suggestive, she listened .. IN FACT,she was perfect.

Deep inside, i knew i had finally found a new babe for myself.. the date was totally fun and exciting for me.


I couldn’t stop staring at her massive behind as we left the restaurant. It was this wondeful architetural design called her back that attracted me to her in the first place but after this night, i loved her more for her attitude and character,, , i loved her for everything because everything about her was just perfect ..


... And i was going to surprise her today with a wonderful gift. I had decided to keep it for myself but i think she deserves it more than i do.. and tonight, i am going to ask her to be my one and only ..... i just couldn't wait.

We then headed to a nearby open field val party nearby where we had a lot of fun with performances from airforce1, iamsynord and andyblaze.. we danced and danced, drinks and food ,lovers competition, jokes.. i had the wildest and best fun ever as she twerked and rolled her ass on me. She rocked me to my satisfaction mehn.. . oh my GOD. This is the best night ever.
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LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 8:04am On Feb 23, 2016
Episode 10

At last .. she picked the call apologizing and begging profusely that she would explain everything when she gets here.. hah, i was finally relieved, i was already regretting the whole day in itself... at least she was still coming.

Finally she came...and oh my GOD, she was exceedingly stunning. All my anger and vex just disappeared immediately.

Immediately she entered,all eyes were focused on her..my face beamed as i happily shined my 32..
I signalled to her and she headed towards my table elegantly.. as she sat down , i quickly scanned the room for .. but unfortunately, he had gone.. my GOD, how i wished he was still around so he could see my beautiful date.

Why were u late ?? i said forming angry.

. Am very sorry ...

Omo, dat voice just melt my heart like this ehnn..

..Mum called and was like she wants to see me and that i should come home urgently .. that it is very important and bla bla bla.

She gave her excuses and apologized and i told her she will have to compensate me for the delay and time wasted..

Lol, and what will that compensation be ?? she said , smiling.

I smiled back too.. hehe hehe,grin u dont know nothing today..
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CelebritiesRe: I Paid Meek Mill 200 Thousand Dollars For Fans Mi - Davido by ClassCaptain(m): 9:05pm On Feb 20, 2016
Jisos
RomanceRe: 16 reasons Why U Should Date A Lawyer by ClassCaptain(m): 8:57pm On Feb 20, 2016
Wow OP Almost all the things u said here are true. Proud to be one. #teamlaw
RomanceRe: She Asked Me For A Blood Convenant by ClassCaptain(m): 7:33pm On Feb 20, 2016
blood covenant ?// undecided
LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 7:28pm On Feb 20, 2016
Epidode NINe

At almost 12 30pm,I use rushing and sweat enter the hotel.

.As expected i met a lot of people there..young guys and girls,mostly teenagers and secondary school students. I could not but wonder how many of the girls are “ getting it tonight” in exchange for the 120 naira ice cream and one plate of fried rice the guys will buy for them..

..a particular young secondary school girl in my neighbourhood, ramata was also there with her secondary school boyfriend
This girl was just in jss3 and should not be more than 15 years old.. while she should be reading, she is here with a boyfriend ?? . she did as if she did not see me , me sef comot eye ,.. me i kuku find my own pkg come ni sef.

.i tried to scan the restaurant for her face but i couldnt locate her.. i tried dialling her number yet again but she no pick .. perhaps she was on her way,stucked in traffic or something ..So far i was the best dressed in that restaurant.. Everybody just dey look me ,dey feel my swag .. Baba iya anybody.

i dialled my date number again.. she didnt pick up..this happened almost 6 times .. i messaged ,, yet no reply.

Sir , please what are you looking for ?? the very rude statement came from one of the ugly female waiters who had been staring at me all this while but i no gree look her side.

I wanted to give her a very stupid answer but i controlled myself..

“ am waiting for someone “ i said calmly..
Ehn
Ehnn..
Ok , but you have to buy something sir... we have special discounts for today
Ok gimme....

So i ordered for my food alone.


Boo boo.. i heard someone call my name. I looked back to see where the voice was coming from. IT was emusmith .



how many people i sabi go dey this place now ??

He beckoned on me to come and my dumb coconut head also went there..

There sat his beautiful date, smiling as she rolled her tongue feraciously over the ice cream.

Haha.. even emusmith is here with his own babe , gisting , holding hands every 2 2 minutes . I looked around.. ladies and guys ,,all eating , chatting , smiling and constantly touching each other in anticipation of tonight marathon and here i was , all alone again looking like a rejected chicken .


30 mins pass , 1 hour , 1 hour 30 mins, i no see this girl oo.
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LiteratureRe: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by ClassCaptain(op): 7:10pm On Feb 20, 2016
Episode EIGHT


I switched off the phone in anger...i waited almost 30 minutes for the yeye man to come..and when he came back, he started begging and asking for forgiveness. ..

Oga no vex, na man wey dey catch on top another woman for my own room, na him dem rush call me from house..
Wetin happen..one of his inquisitive neighbours asked..
Tor,na so dem dey ask oo . its one of my friends ooo..he brought another”s man wife to my room and that one husband traced her ...
“ No be the first time he dey bring woman come my side be this but i know sabi say him taste don change to married woman own now oo.They almost killed my friend there before they called me to make sure say dem no kill person for my house oo

You see.. sebi i dey always tell u.. u don turn your room to hotel.. all your friends go dey bring woman come ur....( pauses) .. sha thank God sey he no pass this ..wat of if your friend contacted magun and died there or the lady herself died..??

God forbid..woo..let me sha give this oga his clothes ...so i can go back and settle the remaining ish .. He was disturbed and confused as he was sweating profusely .
Oga no vex oo..
Hah.. i no vex since u don explain wetin delay u now, i no vex .
Ok..

He rushed in and brought out my clothes for me and rushed back outside..

By the time i checked the time, it was almost 11 am.

I rushed home reflecting on the incident that happened to the laundry man as i remembered wrist bangle abi na legchain was also coming to my own house with a lady..ANYWAY, God don cancel that one plan as na me go use that room tonight.. .

I tried to call the babe to explain to her what caused the delay but she was not picking.. perhaps she was already pissed ,,omo lomo.. she might already be there waiting for me to come. I cant imagine how she will be feeling there all alone.

I quickly wore my red suit, blue tie, white shirt and black trousers and set out to hotel..throughout my journey to the hotel ,i was calling her, but she didnt pick up .. this girl dey quick vex ooo..
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RomanceRe: Would You Comfortably Date A Nairalander? by ClassCaptain(m): 8:26am On Feb 20, 2016
refiner:
yea!....just one guy here I will wish to date!
seun grin

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