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U don bring the matter come nairaland.lol. Shebi i dey tell u make u tell her the truth about your parents u go dey shout not yet time. Sha pm me her number make i follow beg jare.

Lol

Kasuki ito

See as the man face strong

i was cruising back in my toyota camry 2015 model after a fun filled friday night at the club when i encoutered two policemen on my way.. i had this beautiful girl ( a nairalander) with me whom i wanted to take home and impact certain knowledge unto her... i bin don spend all my money for club as i dey use champagne wash hand , na him i dey use moet wash face..the little money on me was to give the girl for transport fare after i teach her some things finish my house..

stop there.... stop there....

i greeted them very well..

where u dey come from..
club sir..
which club
i mentioned the name..

how are we sure u are not kidnappping this beautiful lady..
no no..we are together ,,, she said..
shuu,,who know if u ave charmed her..
sir.. dont you know me..am a comedian..
you comedian .. u.. oya crack joke make i hear..

i crack first joke , dem no laugh..crack 2nd joke, dem no laugh. crack ali baba joke. .. crack kevin hart own.no laugh.

na so i just vex comot 500 naira give one of dem..

hahaaa .. oga u are truly a comedian.we just wanted to joke with u a bit,.. u know u people joke with u too. hahaa you are really funny o oga...na so him dey laugh dey fold the money insyd pocket before i was finally alllowed to go.

na d yeye girl i carry i just dey pity.. out of the 2500 i plan give am na him i don give police 500 ..make she dey dere...

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QueenValerie:
Thank the goodness you didn't make this list.

lol.. i said ahead ... ahead as in ahead in life..

halleluyah.. see the way GOD works.. i never knew the account holder they sent the money to will be a nairalander.. bro pm me and send me my money asap.

.. hey baby.. can i just get into friendzone ..?? i promise you...works everytime

be ready to help him get " a head"

hmmn

lol

doyinisaac:
I will eat it and then give her my own cucumber....



cucumber ti take over...

Lol G

nice

Kudos..

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AWUFF DEY BUST BELLE



As i reach house,my papa don neatly pack all
my clothes inside ghana must go and backo
bags ,con carry cutlass for hand standa for
door like Terminator.. shebi d man na kuku
Night guard before.

Haha " papa boo " haha wetin happen " My
mama ask as we drop from the bike
Hey " Woman" stay out of this " my papa
roared.I never see the man vex like that before
in my entire life.

I told u this son is a bastard ...

But papa boo..he be.

" Shut up. Or i go curse you and your bastard
pikin.. my papa vex gan this time ooo ..


You... he pointed the cutlass to me..You are
not my son.


Bro boo " he is talking to u .Agbaya said to
me..i couldn't look up ..as i stared down in
shame.


" Chimo nwayama" If not for God ,If for not for
God,i should have cut off your head today "..


" Haa papa boo "" .



....You "' No come this house again '' - He stated as he threw my bags and Clothes out. And left in anger to the house banging the door after him as mama quickly
follow am.

...
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See A like Stool....Tight Why she put tight that community well na him tight
.

Yes ....Am dating two of them.......and They are Females... more interesting. they are nairalanders...



and i have never met both of them.

sad

oka ti Fo !!!

Were one

choi

Why dem no Allow baba complete him rehab. naw

libertyfather:
Hope they use condom?

Why Bros....why ??

End time robbers...
May God save us....

Ramon92:
This geh go like to de collect head gan..

u mean headies

lalasticlala:
Yes naa.. U no see d better cleavage with cute face and better makeup?

na Lala be this or dem hack your acct

Personally ...personally

personally I don't care if my wife is a virgin or
not...As long as she fulfills other requirements. ....and she no bring community borehole con meet me...am fine ...

Being a Virgin doesn't mean such a girl is the best ever and not being a virgin doesn't make her the worst ever..

For me....whether she is a Virgin or not doesn't mean shit...we all have a past..

#LeaveMatter 4matthias
#LeaveJest 4 jessica

personally I don't care if my wife is a virgin or not...As long as she fulfills other requirements. ....and she no bring community borehole con meet me