₦airaland Forum

At 22? Meanwhile some students for naija don dey clock 25 no thanks to ASUU strike.

Police station tables.

andymofia: Dear all, I have a friend whose wedding was billed for Saturday, September 21, 2013, but his pastor on interviewing the bride, discovered that they have had premarital sex and cancelled the wedding. Now the young man is confused and do not know what to do. I just hope he doesn't do something nasty. what do you advise?

Simple. Port to another church.

Policewoman: That is what we suffer in this country from sexually aroused beasts. Any dude that tries that on me will get his ballz crushed

Abeg see me o! Hope my ballz are safe

An illegal forum asking for the minister's resignation? ahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhahahahahahahahhahahahhhahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahhahhaa!!!!!!!

pof600: You are a liar and ignorant. Your body decomposes when you die, and that it for your life cycle. Can you provide evidence to support that heaven & hell exist? Or your body is made up of the three nonsense you mentioned?

Mr boy, i said the individual is made up of these 3 entities and not that they are part of the body. I'm not saying it for atheists like you to begin arguing with or not because your minds have already been sold to the devil. My prayer is that God one day reveals his light of truth to you before it is late.

azibit: 1. After burial, the grave tightens up and presses the dead.

2. It presses the Muslim like a mother holds a child. It presses the Kaafir (infidel) to the extent of crushing them, like the left side bones end up on the right side.

3. When the people leave after burial, the dead hears the footsteps.

4. At that time, two Angels called Munkar and Nakeer come ripping through the earth. Their faces look very fearful and scary. Their bodies are black in colour. They have green and black eyes, which are very large in size popping out, like the Jinn's eyes and they are made of fire. Their hair is very scary and long from head to toe. Their teeth are very long with which they rip through the earth. They wake up the dead shaking and rattling them.

5. With great strength with a deep voice, they ask these three questions:

a. "MAN RABBUKA" meaning "Who is your Lord?"

b. "MAA DEENUKA" meaning "What is your religion?"

c. "MAA KUNTA TAQUL FEE HAJAR RAJL" meaning "What did you use to say about this person?"

If the dead person is a Muslim, he will reply as follows:

a. "RABBALLAH" – "My Lord is Allah."

b. "DEENIL ISLAM" – "My Religion is Islam."

c. "HUWA RASOOLULLAHE SALLALHO ALAIHI WASSALLAM" – "This is Allah's Messenger, He has been embraced with Allah Ta'ala's Mercy, greetings to him."

6. Now, a Voice from the skies will be heard saying: "My servant has said the truth. Lay the tablecloth of Paradise for him. Give him clothes from Paradise to wear and open the doors of Paradise (Jannat) for him." The cool air and the sweet fragrance of Jannat will continue to come and wherever the eyesight can reach, the grave will be made wide and large. Angels will say: "Sleep like a groom sleeps". All this will be for the good pious Muslims.

7. For the sinful, there will be punishment according to their sins.

8. This punishment will continue for a time. Then from the prayers of the pious or from "Esaale Sawaab" (good acts performed by people for the dead's forgiveness) or from prayers for their forgiveness or simply from the Mercy of Allah Ta'ala, this punishment will stop. Then, there will be relaxation.

9. If the dead is a Kaafir, then he will not be able to answer the questions and will say "HAA HAA LADRI" meaning "Shame for I know nothing'". Now a caller will shout: "He is a liar, lay the table-cloth of fire for him, and give him clothes of fire to wear and open the doors of Hell (Dozakh) for him, from which the heat of Hell will reach him." There will be two Angels allocated to him to give him punishment and will hit him with great big hammers. Big scorpions and snakes will also bite him. All different kinds of punishment will continue until the Day of Resurrection.

So you are saying that once you are a muslim you will eventually go to heaven despite your actions on earth? I guess also that the perpetrators of the september 11 attacks which killed over 3000 people will just be given a slap in d wrist by your god and then released to al janah/paradise thereafter? Na wah o! Some people can really believe anything.

obadiah777: i believe this verse would solve all the confusion sire

ecclesiastes 12 vs 7 Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.

nobody goes to heaven till after the second coming

The bible quotation is right. But let me add that man is made up of BODY, SOUL and SPIRIT. When we die, our spirit goes back to God from whence it came, the body goes back to the dust and the Soul goes to either Heaven or Hell.

As dumb as the theory sounds, it is very much plausible.

So hausa and yoruba dem dey do internet scam too? E be like say dem own worse pass sef.

GEJ, GEJ,GEJ ka anyi ga eso, ma o na eje eje ma o na ana ana GEJ ka anyi ga esooooo!!!!! All ACN and Boko haterz go and join ASUU strike.

And how does that concern you APC ODUDUWA people?

dayokanu: All these from the same Abidjan?

Did he follow his cross dressed hero to Abidjan in that flight

No he got temporarily insane after drinking rat poison like your great sage who unfortunately kicked the bucket.

dayokanu: ^^ The power of cutlass

Abi who else declares a war because they have 200 sharp cutlasses

Shut up and stick to the topic, olodo.

topsyking: [b][/b]why are you guys surprise... have you forgotten benin was part of lagos colony before... so they are still our people and we have the right as omo oduduwa to help and support them..just as kano state govt donated millions of naira to flood victim in niger republic... we are one people even though we are divided by the british... go to badagry.. there are french speaking part.. they even taught in french in primary school...
.. i wish lagos state still remains a colony... i bet all you Igbo will be deny visa to enter lagos.. my lagos.. eko o ni baje o

If they check your origin now, im sure your grandfather was a sierrleonean freed slave who settled in Ijebuode after being dumped in Lagos by his former captors. Every rat nd cockroach now claims Lagos heritage. I don't blame you.

musiwa1a: because it was part of the deal to build the dam. which they have to maintain.

So just go through your history at PHCN. you will see it. And nigeria has to continue to supply them. there can not be change to that agreement. It is too late to change it.

Nigeria is not supplying benin 200WM, that is a lie...

Na wah o. So this guy is sane afterall. Ehen, which Dam are we talking of here? Kainji or Shiroro?

Well dats good newz. PEEDEEPEE, POWER!!!

she is obviously confused. wont believe her till i hear from 2shotz himself.

is chidi lloyd not an igbman?

Spiff20: lagos is more dan enough

Oga answer the question. What international airport is in the dirty southwest? Don't hide under the shadow of lagos because the MMIA was built as the airport in the Nigerian capital then. Lagos is Nigeria,

Oga answer the question. What international airport is in the dirty southwest? Don't hide under the shadow of lagos because the MMIA was built as the airport in the Nigerian capital then. Lagos is Nigeria, as someone said and not omo nile land.

ballabriggs: Even Nigerian women must be ashamed of Governor Peter Adaobi, the first Nigerian female Governor.

This issue clearly shows you how irresponsible leaders in the South East are.

Was there exchange of correspondence? Obi did not bother to find out if there was any history of this but he rushed to the media to make a case for his own greed.

Anambra Liaison office received a letter with these people and these Local governments and did not write back to say some of these Local Governments do not exist in Anambra?

That is basic in office administration but I do not expect you all to know this. That Liaison office must be filled with the dimwits I see here daily. Adaobi should close that office down as it serves no purpose.

WHO GAVE THIS EEDIOT ACCESS TO NAIRALAND??

SABBOTUERS AND SELL-OUTS. Fashola is a bloody LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lovely pix. Reminds me of those good old days in the 60s

And how does this affect the price of Kilishi in the market??

[quote author=Ji_sun_pack]What if she's ibo married to a Yoruba man? Are you IBOS really dumb? Smh!![/quote]So if she is Igbo married to Yoruba, is she not supposed to be sent to Yorubaland? Or are you saying if Tony Anenih (an edo man) who is married to Josephine Anenih (an anambra woman) should clap for Fashola for sending his wife to Anambra instead of her adopted state edo? Do you see that you Yorubas allow tribalism and ethnicity to blind you all to the truth Foolish oily people.

dayokanu: Are you dumb?

Is ROTIMI Amaechi too from Ogun State?

Mumu, his surname is Amaechi. Get it We are talking of the lastnames which indicate their states of origin. So if i say my name is OLUSEGUN OKOYE, i am from orubaland abi? You are just an eediot!!!!!!

logica: If a Nigerian due for deportation from the UK lies that he is from Ghana, where do you think they will prepare his deportation to? Answer me quickly please.

SHUT UP OLODO. So if an abdulrahman or osunbor or adebayo claims he is from Anambra, that is enough reason to send him back? Without any verification from the home state? Have you seen that you reason via your anuz. Yorubas are asking for trouble and trouble they shall get soon. Mark my words.

Women are wicked.

Cowardly Yoruba man. Always cowards.

These Oduduwa people are so heartless and fetish. That is why i always discourage my sisters not to marry from there.