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This guy appears to be Tinubu's incarnate in Edo state. Edo people should be wary of him.

LikeAking:
U are a disgrace to men…

Thank you for the compliment!

$100 now 1m in Zimbabwe as FX rate plunges to its lowest

The Zimbabwean dollar, on Tuesday, weakened to over 10,160 against the US dollar in the spot market.

The depreciation is the first time since the currency was reintroduced in 2019.

According to a Bloomberg report, though being a millionaire would be great news for most people, in Zimbabwe it underpins the country’s economic woes.

The decline means that anyone in the country with $100 is now a millionaire in local currency terms.

The Zimbabwean dollar remained just below that level at 9,973, according to data posted on the country’s central bank’s website.

The local unit, according to the report, has lost almost 40 percent of its value against the dollar on the official market so far this year — making it the worst-performing currency in the world.

The parallel market rate also surpassed the milestone — trading at between Z$12,000 to Z$14,000 according to ZimPriceCheck.com, a website that monitors both official and parallel exchange rates in the country.

https://www.thecable.ng/100-now-1m-in-zimbabwe-as-fx-rate-plunges-to-its-lowest/amp

When will the protest start in Nigeria? When will muric display their folly?

They were sentenced to community service because they harpless and helpless. Whereas there are individuals above the law.

I used to tell people that the 'Public' in 'Public address system' is your audience not people outside the confines of your gathering. If your PA is so audible outside the perimeter of your property, it's noise pollution.

Antiochus:
I woke up around 12AM and my body was itching me seriously Iwas scratching it too until I started seeing round and big marks on my body and I noticed my eyes had swollen. It was a strange occurrence so I started googling and I found Hives/Angioedema so I later checked the causes and I read that some foods usually cause it that the body is overreacting to those food. I saw peanut as a culprit.

Before going to bed yesterday I ate peanuts so I think that's the culprit tjis is not my first time taking peanuts though but now my body is still itching I can't sleep. My skin has swollen and I have this hot sensation on my skin all over.

Please can anyone prescribe a drug for me. This is hell for me. My whole body is itching me seriously.

It's an allergy. Yorubas call it 'egbesi'. It used to happen to me when I was younger, couldn't figure out what I ate that caused it.

macphilip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTX3VPiEzyc
An easy to learn strategy that you can trade on Deriv.com volatility indices on MT5

Hello,

Please I just learnt some rudiments of 'volatility index' from different sources and have tried with a demo account of $10k in a few days, I was able to turn over 700% with the demo account, though I hit some stop-losses.

Now my question is this, are the signals in demo account same as in real account. I plan crediting my account at month end and would want to adequately prepare.

Itzurboi:
I already made the payment, and it has been activated.
I just felt 1k is not much.

Please what Disco is yours? Were you given a code or how was it rectified?

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An incident happened to me recently which made me want to question 'My First Love'.
Preamble: I am a Christian.( Saying 'born again Christian', to me, is an aberration. That's a story for another day).

During my undergraduate days there was this lady we always studied together. Because she was in a sister department to mine, we shared a lot of courses together. She comes around 3 to 4 times a week and both of us indoor. Most hostel mates thought we were dating. This is a lady I will rate 12/10. Her shape is unbelievable, her beauty is celestial and to add to that, she was one of the top five in her class. What baffles me this present day is why I never had any sexual attraction towards her despite having all the liberty.

Fast forward to this year. I had to relocate to a state down start for job reasons and ended up getting an apartment same day with this 'indomie generation' lady.

After I packed in, I invited my family over to spend some time with me. Few days after they left, the lady in question came knocking asking if she could iron her clothes as she had exhausted her prepaid unit. I allowed, based on the fact that I have received similar favours when I was her age. The second time she came visiting around 7 p.m, she came up with the excuse that she had flitted her room and she just wanted to stay for some time so the insecticide would fizzle out. And it 8 p.m, and 9 p.m, 'hello, come and be going the insecticide must have reduced to the barest minimum', she said she'll stay some more time. It was then I started smelling fish. The next statement she made was 'I'm here to sleep over', I was like 'sorry, I didn't get that '. It was when I took a second look at her that I saw she didn't wear bra, maybe she didn't where pant set. It this point my body became 'crazy aroused'. She saw the hardon and touched my p*nis, saying I should insert. Then it became a serious matter. To cut the long story short God helped me and I was able to get rid of her. And in bits, I was able to severe contacts with her completely.

From these two instances, I feel like I wasn't fired up like I used to in my university days and need to seek God's face to re-ignite my first love. If it was my younger days, I wouldn't have had such arous*l. Another contributory factor I assume could be the explicit skits that are all over the social media, those skits are subconsciously planting sensual contents into our minds.

Europe on the beat. The Europeans are masters of the game. They know how to use Africans against Africa. And the mumu that we are, we prioritize our personal gain as against the common good.

Look for original wild honey. Take two table spoons before you sleep. Honey helps improve bladder sensitivity which will wake you up when your bladder is full.

Adeshi:
At first i thought it was stress, but yesterday, i was home throughout and it happened again. This is like the 4th time this year. I'm really concerned and i do not mind any advice as to what could cure the problem. I called a friend of mine this morning to request to see a urologist, he said i might have to wait 2-3 months to see one.

I do not want to wait another 2 months, my marriage is just 2years and my wife is starting to worry too.

A 34 years old married man still betwets. I need help please.

Please which is better 5kva/24v or 5kva/48v? What are the pros and cons of each. I understand the 24v uses two batteries a time while 48v requires 4 batteries per time

Obnoxious2001:
1kva system at least

Please which is better 5kva/24v or 5kva/48v? What are the pros and cons of each. I understand the 24v uses two batteries at a time while 48v requires 4 batteries per time.

abidemidare:
Installation of 5kva 24v hybrid inverter with 4units of 220amp tubular batteries and 4pcs of 600w solar panels in ikota, lekki....

Please which is better 5kva/24v or 5kva/48v? What are the pros and cons of each. I understand the 24v uses two batteries at a time while 48v requires 4 batteries per time

abidemidare:
Installation of 5kva 24v hybrid inverter with 4units of 220amp tubular batteries and 4pcs of 600w solar panels in ikota, lekki....

Where were the animal right activists when police arrested an innocent cat in Igboho's house, suspecting it to be Sunday Igboho.

Let's not compare cooking gas and petrol abeg.

Cooking gas has several alternatives such that before it became popular, it wasn't an essential commodity. If cooking gas supply stops today, life will still go on, though it may be difficult to return to the old cooking 'fuels'.

Now petrol! Petrol practically has no alternative, as it drives up to 95% commuter vehicles in Nigeria. How many diesel cars/buses, eV's do we have in Nigeria. Also our rail system isn't functional. Maybe improved planning to reduce frequency of traveling would reduce consumption, but not significantly. Finally the presence of union isn't good for buyers.

In cities like Ibadan, trecking is not even an option, if you try am , your body go hear am.

Therefore the demand/supply plot for petrol would almost be a flat line.

The Independent Petroleum Marketers Association of Nigeria (IPMAN) has stated that its members are still selling Premium Motor Spirit, also known as petrol, at N196 per litre, despite the removal of fuel subsidy announced by President Bola Tinubu in his inaugural speech on May 29, 2023.

During an appearance on Channels Television's Sunrise Daily programme on Wednesday, IPMAN's National Public Relations Officer, Yakubu Suleiman, emphasized that the association had advised its members not to panic and to continue selling the product at the appropriate pricing at their filling stations.

Suleiman stressed that virtually all the stations were selling petrol at the appropriate pricing.

When asked about the "appropriate pricing," he mentioned that some stations were selling at N195 per litre, while others were selling at N196 per litre.

When further questioned if the price range should not exceed N195 and N196 per litre, the IPMAN executive responded, "Of course, that is the stipulated and normal price that filling stations used to sell even before the announcement made by Mr President the day before yesterday."

Suleiman cautioned Nigerians against panic buying and stated that the absence of subsidy payments would take effect in July, not June.

He revealed that IPMAN had deployed a Task Force team across the country to enforce the N196 per litre price. Around 100 retail outlets had already been sanctioned and shut down for selling at exorbitant prices and exploiting Nigerians. Suleiman clarified that retail outlets selling petrol beyond the appropriate price were not members of IPMAN.

"We have a task force that visits all the filling stations in the country. I want to assure you that they are actively working, and any filling station caught increasing the price just because of this announcement will face penalties. I want to assure Nigerians not to panic," emphasized the IPMAN spokesman.

https://www.nigeriainfo.fm/news/homepagelagos/petrol-is-n196-per-litre-despite-fuel-subsidy-removal-ipman/

CuriousMind2022:
It's a known fact that most Nigerian girls marry who they consider ready for marriage and not necessarily who they love. I am exactly in that dilemma and the question I am asking myself is whether I should continue in this loveless marriage or slowly drift and walk away.

My marriage is barely 2 years and a few months, but it has been a rough journey for me. Things I never envisaged I would experience in my marriage, I have suffered, from utmost disrespect to verbal abuse.

I came to the conclusion that she doesn't love or care about me based on what happened yesterday. I was recently transferred from my base to a new location and because of that, I would only be able to visit weekends or twice a month. Prior to that, we barely had sex once a week.

We had already had sex the normal once we usually had it (Saturday morning), but I wanted more because I will only be coming back after two weeks. I initiated a move on Sunday morning, she declined because she was thinking of preparing food for our baby before we leave for church. We went to church and came back, and as usual, my wife was in her undies (just panties and bra) in the sitting room (This was what she wore throughout that Sunday).

I watched her walk around the house in that and that even turned me on the more. I am a practicing Christian, and I try not to look after other women lustfully, but common this is my wife, even God sanctions that. After being turned on throughout the day, I went to my wife in the night, (note she slept in the sitting room with our baby leaving me alone in the room) to enjoy my conjugal rights with her, but she gave me excuses that she is upset and not in the mood.

I left and went back, seriously konjified, I managed to sleep. The next morning, I woke up with my urges and went to the sitting room to have my morning devotion, but I could barely concentrate because I was still very Hot. I explained to her that so really wants me to go to my new station like this knowing fully well I will not be coming back until 2 weeks time. This woman did not care!

I took my bath, prepared myself, and set out for my office. I was not happy with her but I kept my cool and left for work. She had demanded that I dropped some money for her before leaving and despite the fact that I was not happy with her, I dropped the money in a conspicuous place where I know she will see it before leaving. This was my own way of saying I am not happy with what you did, but I still cared.

I try to do things I usually do for my wife even when I am angry with her. This is my own way of saying I may be angry with you, but I still cared about you and I am open to a resolution. On the other hand, my wife doesn't care what happens to me when she is upset. She immediately stops cooking for me ad any other thing she does for me when she is upset. It is obvious to me now that to my wife I don't really matter in the grand scheme of things. She is only caring and concerned, when she is not angry (when we are good and we don't have any issues). I believe that when you love somebody, you treat them right and show genuine love and care for them even when you're upset with them. This is what I have constantly shown to my wife in our 2+ years of marriage.

Back to my story of what happened weekend/Monday. My wife never bothered to call me to check if I arrived safely since I left the house yesterday. I even called her once (primarily to check on my daughter), but she didn't pick up and she didn't call back, and up till now, we have not spoken.

She obviously does not care whether I arrived safely in my station or not. In this country of insecurities, a family member of yours will travel and you do not care whether he/she arrived safely, that is the height for me, and in the actual sense, I should be the one upset here because she left me high and dry, despite knowing fully well I am very Hot.

I am a family-oriented person, I have always dreamt of having a peaceful, loving, and Godly home but unfortunately, the reverse is the case for my wife. I began to understand why family background is very important in a person's life, after getting married. My wife is from a family where they place little or no value on marriage. Her mother had children with 2 men, and my wife is obviously working very hard to follow that same path. She shows little or no enthusiasm in making our marriage work. I am always the one to initiate moves to resolve issues when we quarrel, whether I am right or wrong, I do not care, my focus is just on making my marriage work and my home peaceful.

This last episode shook me very hard, and I have been asking myself whether I want to continue in this loveless marriage or opt out. Working and living in a different city will even make it easier for me.

I needed to let my thoughts out and thanks to Nairaland, I have done so.

It's a normal thing in marriage to get fed up at early stage. But as for me I have mastered the art of massage as tool to turn my wife on when she declines. There's scarcely anyone who will turn down massage.

It looks like you have a baby. Common man! that woman seriously needs whole body massage (some pampering) almost everyday.

How I go about mine is, I start from my wife's temple, do some scalp massage, to the shoulder, devout some time on her limbs while deliberately brushing the side of her breast. She may want to remove your, still try to visit that area some more. Get her to lay chest down and work her back thoroughly, especially the waist region.
Finally, start from her toes, work her feet thoroughly. Trust me, when you're done with her feet she's 50-60% turned on.
Finally, massage her calves up to the thighs, while testing the mic with her b*mb*m. If she doesn't remove your hands, you're 70% there. Devote some time on that area, while trying to access her inner thigh, make some attempts to deliberately brush the honey pot.
Mind you, you'll have some hard*n while the massage is ongoing, always use every opportunity to touch her with the standing third leg.

Before you say Jack Robinson, you're in, digging for gold.

Just from a personal experience o. Been married for 7years+ now, and I must confess the s*x part was rough until I found a way around it.

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Ha! Nigeria misses Prof. Dora Akuyili

GANJA is really trying

ADC! ADC!! A, D & C!!!... My able party showing her prominence!

I once told people about my party and they called it a mushroom party, hopefully they get to see this and know that we mean business!

You expect we'll meaning Nigerians to abandon their strive to survive and go collect PVC?
No cash to transport, you spend chunk of your day on fuel queue et al. So, tell me where's the will to collect PVC?

I foresee the forthcoming elections marred with low turnout as a result of the hardship in the land.

Available?

Where are Tonto's fans? Your Lady is now a politician o. She's the running mate for ADC governorship candidate in Rivers State come 2023 general elections!

I thank Mr. Tonte Ibraye(@tonteibraye ), the Governorship Candidate of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) Rivers State for nominating me as his running mate.

We are looking forward to investing massively in social protection, creating a social value system for young people, increased women inclusion in our governance system, supporting small businesses and strengthening our traditional institutions to be active players in the drive to bring sustainable development to the good people of Rivers State.

I am glad to be a proud member of the
# RiversRescueMission2023

Please get your PVC and join the movement.
You are the Future and The future is now!
# TonteTonto2023

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Got a job by recommendation from a big uncle and it got to that point where I was asked my day rate expectation. It almost slipped from my mouth to say 50k/ day! Thank God for His Spirit. I just told the interviewer to tell me how much they'll be offering, so we can take it up from there. He then said $100-150/day ( I would have short-changed myself negotiating in Naira). Finally, by God's Grace, I got the uppermost band!

2m quick deal! I come inspect, do transfer of ownership, we sign, I pay on the spot!

You see, I just keep imagining how we'll fight to free our Biafra from the hands of corrupt leaders with UAR mentality, when it's finally actualised!

Hello Builders,

Please I intend to go with 3 coaches above the lintel as against two coaches, for bigger roof room(aesthetics). Aside the additional coach cost, is(are) there any other implication(s) doing this?