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PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Technically Tackles Buhari's 'no First Lady' Policy by clemhova: 6:55am On Dec 27, 2014
tit:
Buhari is gone!
No woman will vote for him!
Even that his wife will not vote for him again!
Who no like better thing?

Buhari carry your wahalla go back to daura.
go meet your boko haram boys for there.
FYI: Buhari was the first president to appiont female into office. ( Remember he discovered and nominated Dora of blessed memory)

Source: Watch "Keeping It Real With Adeola: Episode 142 @
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuORqAQ4j_o
PoliticsRe: Man Demands Reps Pay Him N115m For Helping Them Draft 50 Questions! by clemhova: 6:26am On Dec 27, 2014
Na wah! Anyway knowledge is power and our house of reps member esp the finance committee should be ashamed.
But how dull person wan take shame? Thats why our learned friend abruptly seek settlement outside court .
onadana:
angrySo for 50 questions this fellow will be paid N115million and he will receive it and sleep well.If he had being paid him for don chop clean mouth.....we for no hear.Bro,carry your cross alone.
onadana:
angrySo for 50 questions this fellow will be paid N115million and he will receive it and sleep well.If he had being paid him for don chop clean mouth.....we for no hear.Bro,carry your cross alone.
its not as easy as you think. Its not just the question, they must have been born from high profile investigation, research and studies. Remember it know the honorable minister off balance then (took her long time to be able respond)... Which show the consultant did a very good job even a better job than the minister.

Labourers are worthy of their wages and agreement is agreement. So pay him his money.
CelebritiesRe: Buhari Vs Goodluck Who Nailed The Look? by clemhova: 3:48pm On Dec 24, 2014
RANDOM POLL RESULT
FOR GEJ: 3

donmalcolm21:
GEJ looks dapper and Buhari looks too local in that sui.
dunkem21:
The ever swagalicious Ebele.

E be like say Buhari dey for photo studio just dey change him tie.
MISSCONGENIALITY:
I go for Jonaman
FOR GMB:6
Tuktuk:
GMB all the way.looking dapper and corporate with his ever charming smile and the gap teeth... wink just saying lol.
kastonkastrol:
Buhari looks so comfortable in his suit and tie while gej is kinda not comfortable in his suit and tie. Anyway buhari wore it better cheesy
Cheadiva:
Buhari s a fine man cheesy
showgolee:
What I can deduce here is that one is frowning on suit and looks clueless while the other is ever smiling and intelligent...........BUHARI for CHANGE
lekzitakins:
I gave it to the people's General.
Sai GMB.
alaoeri:
GMB with fitted suit. cool
Ifeogunleye1:
Buhari ofcourse
Phone/Internet MarketBrand New Iphone 5 Going For 79k by clemhova(op):
INTERESTED BUYER ONLY EMAIL ME @ zionsoft1@outlook.com

PoliticsAlison-madueke Appointed President GECF by clemhova(op): 5:20pm On Dec 16, 2014
Doha, (Qatar) – The Nigerian Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Deziani Allison-Madueke, has been appointed President of the Gas Exporting Countries Forum (GECF) by the body at its 16th Ministerial Meeting on Tuesday in Doha, Qatar.
The Chairman of the meeting, Minister of Energy and Industry of Qatar, Dr Mohammed Saleh Alsada, announced this in a communiqué read at the end of the meeting.
Alsada, who said the meeting also appointed Minister of Oil and Gas, the State of Libya as Alternate President, added that the 17th GECF would be held in Nigeria in 2015.
Madueke was the alternate president of the forum before her appointment in the substantive office.
The meeting was attended by ministers from Algeria, Iran, Libya, Qatar, Russia and United Arab Emirate, and Heads of Delegation from Bolivia, Equatorial Guinea, Egypt, Trinidad and Tobago and Venezuela.
Others in attendance include Netherlands, Norway and Oman as Observers.
The Nigerian delegation was led by the country’s Ambassador to Qatar, Mr Shuaibu Ahmed, and NNPC’s Group Executive Director, Gas and Power, Dr David Ige, representing Alison-Madueke at the forum.
The minister, who was a few days back, appointed President of the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, was not in attendance because she was involved in resolving the oil workers union crisis in Nigeria.
The News Agency of Nigeria recalled that PENGASSAN and NUPENG on Monday embarked on three-day warning strike over a long list of demands which included the adoption of the delayed Petroleum Industry Bill.
The bill is aimed at overhauling the sector and maintenance work on oil refineries.
Alsada said the thrust of the meeting was on how to strengthen the gas market in the face of challenges of fall in the oil price
Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/alison-madueke-appointed-presidentgecf/
PoliticsAPC Leaders Fail To Agree On Buhari’s Running Mate by clemhova(op): 4:49am On Dec 16, 2014
A marathon meeting by the leaders of the All Progressives Congress ended in the early hours of Tuesday(today) without a consensus on the running mate for the party’s presidential candidate, Maj.Gen. Muhammadu Buhari.

Unlike the national convention/ primary which produced Buhari on Thursday without much rancour, the meeting which started at about 10.30pm on Wednesday and ended at about 1.58am on Tuesday was said to have been characterised by intense horse-trading.

Different caucuses of the APC had started a series of meetings which culminated in a larger one that had all the party’s governors and leaders in attendance.

The National leader of the party, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, did not attend the enlarged caucus meeting.

Before the enlarged meeting which held at the Rivers State Governor’s Lodge in Asokoro, Abuja, rose, former Vice-President Atiku Abubakar and Imo State Governor Rochas Okorocha had left.

They did not return as of 12. 50am when Buhari and some other participants, including seven governors, started filing out of the lodge.

Although the reason for their action could not be ascertained, The PUNCH learnt that the National Working Committee of the party would ratify one of the shortlisted vice-presidential aspirants on Tuesday.

The aspirants being considered are Governors Rotimi Amaechi(Rivers), Babatunde Fashola(Lagos), Adams Oshiomhole(Edo) and a former Lagos State Commissioner for Justice, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo.

Others whose names came up were former governors Dr. Kayode Fayemi (Ekiti State), former Governor Olagunsoye Oyinlola (Osun State) and former governor Adeniyi Adebayo (Ekiti State)

A seven-member committee headed by Chief Tony Momoh was set up to prune down the number of aspirants. It has representatives from each zone of the country.

They include Chief Bisi Akande (South-West), Senator Chris Ngige (South-East), Senator Danjuma Goje (North-East), Chief Audu Ogbe (North-Central), Chief Sam Jaja (South-South) and Governor Yari Abubakar (North-West).

The enlarged meeting will reconvene by 12pm today.

The caucus arrived at two major decisions which included the rejection of Muslim-Muslim ticket.

It was gathered that Abubakar, Okorocha, Kwankwaso and Nda-Isiah would lend their voices to the choice of the vice-presidential candidate. This would be followed up by input from Buhari.

One of the governors, who attended the meeting said, “We are still meeting. It is not as easy as you see it. We are still meeting.”

Another leader of the party also confirmed the stalemate, saying “We have not picked anybody yet.”

He explained that the NWC which would meet on Tuesday(today) was expected to “ratify whoever is picked if there’s a stalemate tonight(Monday). “

Earlier on Monday, another top ranking member of the APC privy to the meeting said, “The meeting is going on now to draw up the general principles of (the) choice.

“It has been agreed that no Muslim/ Muslim ticket. The choice is also not restricted to the South-West; any zone in the South could produce our candidate’s running mate.”

The APC chieftain said the governors and Tinubu, were engaged in serious calculations about the viability of aspirants being proposed.

The meeting had in attendance, the party’s National Chairman, John Odigie-Oyegun; the National Secretary, Mai Malabuni; ex-Minister of the FCT, Nasir el-Rufai as well as Governors Rauf Aregbesola (Osun), Oshiomhole (Edo) and Yari.

Others were Governors Babatunde Fashiola (Lagos), Magatakarda Wamakko (Sokoto), Ibrahim Geidam (Yobe), Kashim Shettima (Borno), Senators Bukar Abba Ibrahim, Atiku Bagudu, Chris Ngige and Ahmed Sani.

Also in attendance were the party’s national publicity secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed and a former presidential aspirant, Sam Nda- Isaiah.

Abubakar and Okorocha left the meeting midway and were yet to return as at the time of the time participants starting filing out of the lodge.

When contacted, Mohammed said, “We are still consulting.”
Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-leaders-fail-to-agree-on-buharis-running-mate/
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by clemhova: 5:15pm On Dec 07, 2014
U try and u too much.

Self confidence is not being free from mistake but comes from not being afraid to make mistakes.

I love your courage and i know you r very smart. My advice is aviod the abusive words, its the only tin that contaminated your great contributions thus far.

Dear NL, let behave like one nation, scoffield is very smart and confident guy, one with potentials we can harness for great gain. I expected sum1 to politely caution him on the abusive words and amplify his potentials. Thats how we can make a postive change.



scoffield245:
This house seems to have only dead introverts hiding behind Prayers and Dutch courage.each person tries to attack me cos I said it's cheap questions. Even the others that say it's cheap questions in their comment also join the band wagon of the never do wells chanting the ITK voodoo hymns.why haven't I seen someone make a useful contribution. I expect some people to remind us of some of the questions so we can learn our mistakes and even though iv tried to lure some people out to do so,yet I have failed as each has shied away from the subject of intention and continued singing about ITK and how I failed some or all my questions yet only the combustion and aircraft has been mentioned by the many that commented .cant u teach others or are u not proud enof to test ur knowledge here b4 ur comperes. Its really appaling to see our graduate youths so shy and timid.every one wants to hide behind one another and be shouting de war song directed at me.fact is if u wrote poor u will fail and if u go to another exam without taking correction on this one you will also keep failing.its time I stop commenting till people bring out questions they remember so we can debate de answer.happy Sunday to u all.if u can't make any contributions den go do sunday Sunday and don't keep shouting I too kno I too kno.its become boring
PhonesRe: TECNO, Gionee, & Fake Galaxy Phones Preloaded With DeathRing Trojan? by clemhova: 4:55pm On Dec 07, 2014
But installing a full version of efficient antivirus like kaspersky, avast should be able to detect and eliminate or quarantine this malwarehuh


oyb:
Pre-loaded Malware Found On TECNO Smartphones: The Deathring Trojan


https://blog.lookout.com/blog/2014/12/04/deathring/
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by clemhova: 4:35pm On Dec 07, 2014
Does anyone know if they will apply negative marking?

Does anyone have idea of their interview questions? Pls share here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by clemhova: 3:49pm On Dec 07, 2014
Kpon kpin grin
goksman007:
Guy calm down
CelebritiesRe: Tuface Idibia's Joint Turned Into A Strippers Club? by clemhova: 10:09pm On Dec 03, 2014
Superstar007:
OMG

Still on this club matter
Mehn Yesterday was Maadddddd!!! I had only N3,000
Naira in my pocket and I was very hungry. But I
wanted to eat good food, so I went to one High
Class Hotel at Ogba and made an order of the
most expensive meal and wine they had available.
After the meals, the drinks and champagne, my
bill was N57,500 but I told the waiter that I had
only 3k and she called the manager.Anyway to
cut the long story short, after being angry and
disappointed in me, the manager handed me over
to the Nigerian Police. On my way to the station, I
gave the Police officers N2000 and I was set
free.Loool, this is what I call "Financial
Management" and I will do this sh*t again
tommorrow, I'm going to Eko Hotels today
evening. So who wants to join me for dinner
OYO
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do Not Put These 6 Things On Your CV by clemhova: 11:51am On Nov 30, 2014
checkdate:
DO NOT FORGET PRAYERS TO ALMIGHTY GOD FOR HIS GRACE.

BECAUSE ONE CAN GET A JOB WITHOUT C.V, & APPLICATION LETTER; JUST LIKE ME

MD: MY FRIEND CAN YOU DO THIS & THIS & THOSE?

ME: YES SIR

MD: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING & DOING THIS?

ME: SINCE 2005 TILL NOW


MD: OKAY. I WILL NOT DOUBT YOU. WHAT DATE IS MONDAY?

ME: 03/02/2

MD: COME ON MONDAY AND START.

ME: GOD BLESS YOU SIR.
Bros confirm say this na contract work..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by clemhova: 4:58am On Nov 29, 2014
Edokpia:
No body want to answer my question,has any experience hire been invited for the test,because I am yet to hear any one.
Yes experienced hire have been invited too.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by clemhova: 3:33am On Nov 28, 2014
nmezi1:
Am with you on this. Will only press the panic button by month end. Meanwhile someone help me with Philips consulting support line
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Phone: +234 (1) 8535234, 2703667, 2702278,
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Email: info@phillipsconsulting.net

More details: http://www.phillipsconsulting.net/en/pcl-contact
PoliticsRe: Sanusi Erases Scheduled Leave, Dares Jonathan by clemhova: 11:58am On Nov 27, 2014
winniz: At Mynd 44

"GEJ by March should give him a dismissal letter, If he refuses to resign he should apply force by Locking up his Office and getting him arrested as well, it was GEJ that employed him so if his services are no longer needed he can be sacked as well, Sanusi has always been incompetent to be the CBN Governor for crying out Loud, all his banking policies has always be useless that Mallam should just go."


You shud be eating your words now especially with the present economic crisis in the country...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by clemhova: 6:37am On Nov 26, 2014
taiwoon:
Hello please who has the E-copy of gnat 2005/2006 sHould please forward to my mail box to_nas@yahoo.com biko....I will really appreciate it. Thanks in advance.
Same for me zionsoft1@outlook.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by clemhova: 6:31am On Nov 26, 2014
Tonicbaby:
u re on point...
so on point
CelebritiesRe: Is D'banj Broke? Kokomaster Hit With Messy Debt Scandal by clemhova: 6:16am On Nov 25, 2014
Hmmmm
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Airports Rated Among The Worst In Africa by clemhova: 9:38pm On Nov 24, 2014
paulo007:
Source: http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/lead-story/187758-nigerian-airports-among-the-worst-in-africa-faan-differs
“I am just arriving from an event where improvement of Nigerian airports has been applauded,” he said. - Bros which event??
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Celebrates Wedding Anniversary With Teebillz (Pictures) by clemhova: 4:57pm On Nov 23, 2014
Victoriousvic:
No recent photo?

How are we sure they're still together? angry

Ain't saying nothing till I see a recent photo of the both of them together.
SAME HERE
SportsRe: Keshi & Crew, Players, Or NFF: Who Is To Blame For Poor Eagles Performance? by clemhova: 10:15pm On Nov 19, 2014
born2fuck:
I go blame Keshi: who think is the wisest of all but
I go blame ike uche: for answering calls after the damage have been done, him think say e bi Jesus christ
I go blame South Africa for not letting us win the match
I go blame Gej: for not letting keshi go after he has been issue sack
I go blame myself for putting hope in Nigeria..
nicx post but which kind name be this born2fuckhuh
PhonesRe: New BBM Beta: Ultra-private, Yours To Control by clemhova(op): 8:30pm On Nov 16, 2014
reaky:
Updated yesterday
Enjoy!
PoliticsRe: 'i'll Shoot You And Nothing Will Happen' 'i'll Shoot You And Nothing Will by clemhova(op): 3:55am On Nov 16, 2014
cjrane:
I have severally observed Nigerian journalists insult police officers in public after such journalist was caught doing something wrong. Nigerian journalists always like to breech security cordons and when you arrest them they flash a cheap ID card shouting in your face that they are journalists!!!

Boko Haram can even make better ID cards to infiltrate and detonate a bomb. The Police officers should messilessly handle and arrest such journalists. The Police men and soldiers pay with their lives to keep this country relatively safe. The last thing we should tolerate is an unruly journalist that wants to breech security and endanger their lives because he is another hungry journalist
Did the camera man break protocol?
PoliticsRe: 'i'll Shoot You And Nothing Will Happen' 'i'll Shoot You And Nothing Will by clemhova(op): 3:41am On Nov 16, 2014
The Corporal (Ayubu Ayefu) pointed his cocked AK 47 rifle at the AIT cameraman as he attempted to film the incident.

"Look at my name tag; nothing will happen. If you don’t leave this place immediately with your camera and your vehicle, I will shoot you. Now move!”, the corporal ordered.

A senior Department of Security Service (DSS) operative saved the day when he witnessed the scene and alighted from his vehicle.

He appealed to the irate DSP Buba to release the detained journalist.

He said to Buba: “I came down because I recognised your face. Your boss was my classmate in the university, and I want to let you know that you are biting more than you can chew here”.
PoliticsRe: Military Moves To Attack Sambisa by clemhova: 1:46pm On Nov 15, 2014
So respected army officials / lietenants not murdered nigerian citizens is the motive for this belated offensive #misplaced priority#
PoliticsRe: 'i'll Shoot You And Nothing Will Happen' 'i'll Shoot You And Nothing Will by clemhova(op): 12:45pm On Nov 15, 2014
Politics'i'll Shoot You And Nothing Will Happen' 'i'll Shoot You And Nothing Will by clemhova(op): 12:39pm On Nov 15, 2014
Journalists on their way to cover the presentation and acceptance of the presidential expression of interest and nomination form of the Speaker, House of Representatives, Aminu Waziri Tambuwal, narrowly escaped being shot as they were attacked by the security details attached to the Vice-President, Namadi Sambo yesterday.

The Nation reports that a convoy of the reporters was attacked at Aso Drive junction (close to the Three Arm Zone) as the Vice President, who was on his way back from Jumat prayer at the National Mosque, passed the junction.

A Deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP) Buba. K, triggered the attack when he ordered the arrest of Mr. Emman Ovuakporie, who is a Senior Correspondent with the Vanguard newspapers, claiming that the reporter beat a security cordon mounted by the security details of the Vice President...
http://dailypost.ng/2014/11/15/ill-shoot-nothing-will-happen-sambos-police-guard-tells-ait-staff/#.VGc1CTDIb8U.twitter
PoliticsRe: I Will Beat You To Death Anytime I Catch You – Tompolo Warns Festus Keyamo by clemhova: 12:29pm On Nov 15, 2014
SeunEatsGARRI:
.and how will this affect the price of GARRI in the Niger Deltas? undecided
Same thing has happened again


'I'll shoot you and nothing will happen' - Sambo's Police guard tells AIT staff - DailyPost Nigeria http://dailypost.ng/2014/11/15/ill-shoot-nothing-will-happen-sambos-police-guard-tells-ait-staff/#.VGc1CTDIb8U.twitter

This the beginning of total collapse of rule of law...



































This space is for sale.
PoliticsRe: List Of People That Have Demanded Boko Haram Amnesty by clemhova: 10:40pm On Nov 04, 2014
Ikengawo:
[size=15pt]List of Individuals Who Requested Amnesty for Boko Haram[/size]

Governor Rabui Kwankwaso
http://scannewsnigeria.com/breaking-news/jonathan-must-grant-amnesty-to-boko-haram-members-says-kwankwaso/




Former Gov. Bola Tinubu
http://www.punchng.com/news/tinubu-backs-amnesty-for-boko-haram/




Sultan of Sokoto, His Eminence, Muhammed Sa’ad Abubakar III
http://breakingnaijanews./2013/04/12/boko-haram-amnesty-emirs-insist-deal-must-go-on-despite-amnesty-rejection-by-boko-haram/




Emir of Kazaure, Alhaji Najib Hussaini Adamu
http://breakingnaijanews./2013/04/12/boko-haram-amnesty-emirs-insist-deal-must-go-on-despite-amnesty-rejection-by-boko-haram/




Arewa Consultative Forum
http://breakingnaijanews./2013/04/12/boko-haram-amnesty-emirs-insist-deal-must-go-on-despite-amnesty-rejection-by-boko-haram/




ACF chairman, Alhaji Aliko Muhammad
http://breakingnaijanews./2013/04/12/boko-haram-amnesty-emirs-insist-deal-must-go-on-despite-amnesty-rejection-by-boko-haram/




Former Vice President Abubukar Atiku
http://www.naijapundit.com/news/if-i-was-president-i-would-grant-amnesty-to-boko-haram-atiku




Former Military President Muhammedu Buhari
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/buhari-backs-amnesty-for-boko-haram/




Former First Lady Turai Yar'Adua
http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=22761




Former FTC Minister Nasir El Rufai
http://dailypost.ng/2013/03/12/fg-should-grant-amnesty-to-boko-haram-militants-el-rufai/




Impeached Governor Nyako
http://www.thenigerianvoice.com/news/113201/1/embrace-amnesty-nyako-pleads-with-boko-haram.html




Governor Sule Lamido
http://www.frontiersnews.com/index.php/news/3426-amnesty-for-boko-haram-wisdom-has-prevail-lamido-shema




Governor Ibrahim Shema
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=boko+haram+amnesty++Lamido
Nicx 1
PhonesRe: New BBM Beta: Ultra-private, Yours To Control by clemhova(op): 2:22pm On Nov 01, 2014
Now Out
Mrkuvuki:
This is so cool ....I love the timed messages feature ..the official updates should come asap

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