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Sports1988 Mike Tyson Vs 1967 Muhammad Ali: Who Wins?! by clemsonfan(op): 3:30am On Apr 27, 2011
If Mike tyson fought Muhammad Ali both in there prime(s), who would winhuh
Christianity EtcRe: Similarities Between Evolution And Religion by clemsonfan(m): 7:07pm On Apr 17, 2011
i agree that evolution is a form of religion. Because evolution was entirely based upon hypothisis by ignorant scientists who just couldnt and would not believe that god created the earth. But, understand, god created the earth, heavens and everything in 6 days and rested on the 7th day or the "sabbath day" there have been multiple discoveries that support the bible. For instance: they discovered anctient types of wood buried deep in the red sea which would back up the moses story. Let me ask this question: saturn has 7 rings, why does one ring go the completley opposite direction than the other six rings? Because supposidley according to the big bang theory, everything in space after the explosion turned in one directionhuh
CelebritiesCharlie Sheen by clemsonfan(op): 9:23pm On Apr 15, 2011
Will actor Charlie sheen's career ever recover from it's downward spiral?
Nairaland GeneralPolitics by clemsonfan(op): 5:43pm On Apr 15, 2011
do you think donald trump has a chance at office?
Jokes EtcJokes by clemsonfan(op): 3:54pm On Jan 25, 2010
Magician and his parrot:

Once there was a magician and his parrot. But, the magician just hated this parrot. Everytime the magician tried to do a trick, the parrot would give it away. " Broooooock its in his sock, Brooooock", Brooooock, its in his sleeve, Broooock". So one day the magician snaps and shoots at the parrot. The parrot ducks and the bullet hits a huge propane tank on the ship and blows the cruise ship into a billion pieces. The only survivors are the magician and his parrot, floating on two little pieces of wood. Finally the parrot says," Broooooock ALRIGHT I GIVE UP, WHERES THE DAMN SHIP?" grin grin
Music/RadioIs Lady Ga Ga A Transgender Or Not? by clemsonfan(op): 10:16pm On Jan 01, 2010
I Lady Ga Ga a she, or he, or a He-Shehuh?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is Your Definition Of Poverty by clemsonfan(m): 10:00pm On Jan 01, 2010
I admire your question sir. I believe that poverty is in the eye of the beholder so to speak. If you think your of poor status than thats what you are in your own opinion but others looking at your situation are apt to believe otherwise.
TV/MoviesIs Drew Carry A Proper Replacement For Bob On "the Price Is Right" by clemsonfan(op): 11:14pm On Dec 11, 2007
Is Drew Carry a proper replacement for bob on "the price is right"
SportsIs Barry Bond's Home Run Record Tainted Due To Steroid Scandal? by clemsonfan(op): 11:11pm On Dec 11, 2007
Do you think that barry bond's home run record is tainted due to his steroid investigation??
SportsWill The New England Patriots Remain Undefeated? by clemsonfan(op): 11:08pm On Dec 11, 2007
Will the NFL Team New England Patriots remain undefeated this season??
SportsRe: Super Bowl XLI by clemsonfan(m): 10:41pm On Feb 05, 2007
This was A BORING football game.
sad undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Evolutionary Theory And Creation Theory by clemsonfan(op): 10:53pm On Jan 29, 2007
Nyfern, KAG. Both of you may argue your points on the evolution theory, but when it comes down to it , we who believe in GOD and all of his works will see who, in the end, will be in Heaven.
Jokes EtcRe: Tongue Twisters by clemsonfan(m): 2:07am On Jan 26, 2007
I'm a sheet slitter, i slitt sheets, i am the best sheet slitter to ever slit a sheet.
Music/RadioRe: American Idol 07' by clemsonfan(m): 1:10am On Jan 25, 2007
yeah, american idol is ok. Simon C needs to be beaten though.
SportsRe: Nfl Football by clemsonfan(op): 11:16pm On Jan 24, 2007
not has in Wrestling fake, but in terms of referees being Paid off or coaches. ONLY IN PROFFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, not in high school football. OF COURSE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL IS REAL!!!!! I Know that!
Christianity EtcRe: Evolutionary Theory And Creation Theory by clemsonfan(op): 11:12pm On Jan 24, 2007
"Our God" did not come from anywhere. As it states in the Christian Bible not Koran, God has just always "been"
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SportsNfl Football by clemsonfan(op): 10:50pm On Jan 22, 2007
Is NFL Football in america "Fake" or "set-up"?
Christianity EtcRe: Evolutionary Theory And Creation Theory by clemsonfan(op): 10:49pm On Jan 22, 2007
I believe in the creation theory. Not just because I'm a Baptist christian, but because the evolution theory has so many gaps that are unexplained.
Christianity EtcEvolutionary Theory And Creation Theory by clemsonfan(op): 10:45pm On Jan 22, 2007
Which theory do you believe and why, Evolutionary theory or the Creation Theory?
Jokes EtcMore Blonde Jokes by clemsonfan(op): 6:04pm On May 08, 2006
JOKE 1:

A blond is driving along and sees a brunette jumping up and down on some railroad tracks. While the brunette keeps jumping she is saying, "21-21-21-21-21, ". The blond gets out of her car and joins the brunette on the railroad tracks and starts jumping up and down with her. All of the sudden a train comes along and right before the train gets to the brunette and the blond, the brunette jumps out of the way and the train hits, and kills the blond. Afterwards the brunette gets back onto the tracks and starts jumping again saying, "22-22-22-22-, "!!!

BLONDE JOKES Q & A's

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N, ah, oh well,  I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea, "

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last Mouth Gig.

Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Jokes EtcRe: A Riddle That'll Kill Your Brain! by clemsonfan(m): 5:33pm On May 08, 2006
There are actually two answers to this OLD riddle. they are both obsolete words, they are: meagry or aggry
GamingRe: Cheat Codes For Games by clemsonfan(m): 2:02pm On May 04, 2006
FoodRe: McDonalds: They're Tired Of Eating There But Can't Stop! by clemsonfan(m): 1:46pm On May 03, 2006
Why is everyone hating on mcdonalds?? I put it this way, McDonald's does not hold a gun to your head and MAKE you eat the large sandwiches and order large orders of fries. That is why they have a MENU so that u can order what YOU WANT TO. Most McDonalds have salads, fruit salads, and other healthy food that you can order. So, those people that are obese from resturants like McDonalds, should not blame McDonalds for their obesity. McDonalds does not MAKE you order the double cheese burgers and big macs. Personally, I order off of the Dollar Menu of McDonalds and usually get the Double Cheese burger with a medium order of fries. But that is on rare occassions that I do.
GamingVisual Games (images) by clemsonfan(op): 5:20pm On May 02, 2006
Car TalkRe: How Much Are Gas Prices In Nigeria? by clemsonfan(op): 2:18pm On May 02, 2006
shocked shocked man, and I thought the U.S.A's Economy was bad!!! shocked
IG:
Before saying gas is cheap in Nigeria, think of the income of the average Nigerian. In my area, a fresh university graduate working with the state government earns approximately N13,000 ($92) a month(remember millions like him are unemployed). The last time I know the price of a bag of rice, it was N3500 ($25) and that of sugar was N7000 ($50). I think we have every reason to want to crucify the government.
Car TalkRe: How Much Are Gas Prices In Nigeria? by clemsonfan(op): 1:57pm On Apr 27, 2006
What is a naira in U.S Dollarshuh huh smiley
Forum GamesRe: The Rhyming Game by clemsonfan(m): 1:52pm On Apr 27, 2006
Ministry
Jokes EtcRe: Short Jokes by clemsonfan(m): 1:47pm On Apr 27, 2006
Pretty funny man, try this one

{How do you get 4 gay men on a bar stool?
ANSWER: Turn the Stool Upside down!}
GamingRe: Website Where I Can Play Interesting Games? by clemsonfan(m): 1:36pm On Apr 27, 2006
GamingRe: The True Test Of Genius - Play The Game by clemsonfan(m): 1:32pm On Apr 27, 2006
@dafman

Thanks man, I say the same thing about this test it is not about intelligence.
Jokes EtcRe: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by clemsonfan(m): 4:50pm On Apr 26, 2006
cheesy grin shocked cheesy!!! That is Hilarious. LOL
Car TalkHow Much Are Gas Prices In Nigeria? by clemsonfan(op): 5:56pm On Apr 25, 2006
I am from the U.S.A and where I live at, which is South Carolina, gas prices are up to $2.89 per gallon. How much is Gas in Nigeria?? huh grin

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