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If Mike tyson fought Muhammad Ali both in there prime(s), who would win ![]() |
i agree that evolution is a form of religion. Because evolution was entirely based upon hypothisis by ignorant scientists who just couldnt and would not believe that god created the earth. But, understand, god created the earth, heavens and everything in 6 days and rested on the 7th day or the "sabbath day" there have been multiple discoveries that support the bible. For instance: they discovered anctient types of wood buried deep in the red sea which would back up the moses story. Let me ask this question: saturn has 7 rings, why does one ring go the completley opposite direction than the other six rings? Because supposidley according to the big bang theory, everything in space after the explosion turned in one direction ![]() |
Will actor Charlie sheen's career ever recover from it's downward spiral? |
do you think donald trump has a chance at office? |
Magician and his parrot: Once there was a magician and his parrot. But, the magician just hated this parrot. Everytime the magician tried to do a trick, the parrot would give it away. " Broooooock its in his sock, Brooooock", Brooooock, its in his sleeve, Broooock". So one day the magician snaps and shoots at the parrot. The parrot ducks and the bullet hits a huge propane tank on the ship and blows the cruise ship into a billion pieces. The only survivors are the magician and his parrot, floating on two little pieces of wood. Finally the parrot says," Broooooock ALRIGHT I GIVE UP, WHERES THE DAMN SHIP?" ![]() |
I Lady Ga Ga a she, or he, or a He-She ? |
I admire your question sir. I believe that poverty is in the eye of the beholder so to speak. If you think your of poor status than thats what you are in your own opinion but others looking at your situation are apt to believe otherwise. |
Is Drew Carry a proper replacement for bob on "the price is right" |
Do you think that barry bond's home run record is tainted due to his steroid investigation?? |
Will the NFL Team New England Patriots remain undefeated this season?? |
This was A BORING football game. ![]() |
Nyfern, KAG. Both of you may argue your points on the evolution theory, but when it comes down to it , we who believe in GOD and all of his works will see who, in the end, will be in Heaven. |
I'm a sheet slitter, i slitt sheets, i am the best sheet slitter to ever slit a sheet. |
yeah, american idol is ok. Simon C needs to be beaten though. |
not has in Wrestling fake, but in terms of referees being Paid off or coaches. ONLY IN PROFFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, not in high school football. OF COURSE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL IS REAL!!!!! I Know that! |
"Our God" did not come from anywhere. As it states in the Christian Bible not Koran, God has just always "been" . |
Is NFL Football in america "Fake" or "set-up"? |
I believe in the creation theory. Not just because I'm a Baptist christian, but because the evolution theory has so many gaps that are unexplained. |
Which theory do you believe and why, Evolutionary theory or the Creation Theory? |
JOKE 1: A blond is driving along and sees a brunette jumping up and down on some railroad tracks. While the brunette keeps jumping she is saying, "21-21-21-21-21, ". The blond gets out of her car and joins the brunette on the railroad tracks and starts jumping up and down with her. All of the sudden a train comes along and right before the train gets to the brunette and the blond, the brunette jumps out of the way and the train hits, and kills the blond. Afterwards the brunette gets back onto the tracks and starts jumping again saying, "22-22-22-22-, "!!! BLONDE JOKES Q & A's Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers? Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too. Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what? Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A: A brain tumor. Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N, ah, oh well, I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea, " Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last Mouth Gig. Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? A: Because that's what they train for all their lives. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. |
There are actually two answers to this OLD riddle. they are both obsolete words, they are: meagry or aggry |
here are some nice cheat code sites: -www.cheatcode.com -www.cheatplanet.com -www.gamefaqs.com -www.gamewinner.com |
Why is everyone hating on mcdonalds?? I put it this way, McDonald's does not hold a gun to your head and MAKE you eat the large sandwiches and order large orders of fries. That is why they have a MENU so that u can order what YOU WANT TO. Most McDonalds have salads, fruit salads, and other healthy food that you can order. So, those people that are obese from resturants like McDonalds, should not blame McDonalds for their obesity. McDonalds does not MAKE you order the double cheese burgers and big macs. Personally, I order off of the Dollar Menu of McDonalds and usually get the Double Cheese burger with a medium order of fries. But that is on rare occassions that I do. |
Does Anything Move?? https://www.antiquespectacles.com/games/optical/circles.jpg https://www.antiquespectacles.com/games/optical/001.gif https://www.antiquespectacles.com/games/optical/002.gif [size=14pt]OPTICALL ILLUSSIONS[/size] |
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What is a naira in U.S Dollars ![]() |
Ministry |
Pretty funny man, try this one {How do you get 4 gay men on a bar stool? ANSWER: Turn the Stool Upside down!} |
Try these game sites, their pretty cool. www.funflashgames.com www.1001onlinegames.com www.arcadevault.com www.arcadeimpact.com HAVE FUN!! ![]() |
@dafman Thanks man, I say the same thing about this test it is not about intelligence. |
!!! That is Hilarious. LOL |
I am from the U.S.A and where I live at, which is South Carolina, gas prices are up to $2.89 per gallon. How much is Gas in Nigeria?? ![]() |
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