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Autos / Re: 2004 Model Toyota Corolla Le Toks Selling Cheap by clemz85(m): 8:18pm On Mar 31, 2017
Nigerians aren't stupid nor novice

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Business / Re: Surplus Dollars Hit Nigeria Market by clemz85(m): 12:25pm On Mar 25, 2017
Them rich people are making money with suffering of the people, they won't be happy that this is happening,

Imagine individuals hoarding dollar.
Education / Re: Struggle To Buy JAMB Form In Maiduguri, Borno State (Photos) by clemz85(m): 7:05am On Mar 23, 2017
In PH they go there for 4am to pick queue number, like in the days of fuel scarcity,

Every age group of the youth is having a share of struggle from Nigeria system, soon it will escalate to new burn babies
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Subtly Reacts To Scandalous Reports Trailing Her Lately by clemz85(m): 7:39pm On Mar 22, 2017
veekid:
Person accused you of threesomê,all we expect from you is your own part of the story; either you continue where the story ended or you start your own episode. Mumu come dey tell us she believe in God, uhn uhn Na devil you for believe in. See her hypo glorified skin sef #olosho

Negative news tickles your ear, and that what you always want to hear
Events / Re: The Hilarious Difference Between Bride, Groom & Bridegroom By A Nigerian Guy by clemz85(m): 1:16pm On Mar 22, 2017
If U don't laff here ur problem has gone beyond spiritual realm

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Celebrities / Re: Yung6ix Gives $10,000 To The Man Who Gave Him N10,000 To Relocate To Lagos by clemz85(m): 12:03pm On Mar 20, 2017
When U complain he he seeking attention, U just gave him Urs,

Remember he said "strictly for motivation",



My Opinion is this, "cast thy bread upon the waters for thou shall find it after many days"
Forum Games / Re: Can You Find The Six Hidden Words In This Picture? by clemz85(m): 2:29pm On Mar 18, 2017
Novel, page, read
Politics / Re: Aisha And President Buhari Hug As Buhari Returns From UK (Pic) by clemz85(m): 11:04am On Mar 10, 2017
I repeat, the attire in this pic is not what I watched in channels tv
Romance / Re: Man Caught Gazing At A Lady's Backside While She Passes By (photo) by clemz85(m): 11:29pm On Mar 05, 2017
mployer:
He is actually looking at the trainers

More like it, Cuz the trainers looks somehow
Family / Re: My Brother Blocked Me On Whatsapp by clemz85(m): 2:23pm On Mar 01, 2017
One of my big half Sist did it to me, then I remembered two things,

1. Igbo ppl said when a slim person comes into yam harvest it looks as if he came to beg for onw

2. Success is the best revenge.

She was in Lag I am PH, guess what? The day we met we in PH I gave no Bleep, she became the one asking me to call her wimma line, I forgot to that till date, but I will when my success is full blown.
Car Talk / Re: Car Caught Fire In Awka, Near Central Bank By 6:12pm Today by clemz85(m): 4:07pm On Feb 22, 2017
What are you saying? Car don burn finish you thank God for men what...?

And what could make such a good car to caught fire?
Education / Re: Little Boy Found Hawking In Cross River Enrolled In School (Photos) by clemz85(m): 4:00pm On Feb 22, 2017
Can see that smile?

I am touched just by the smile
Religion / Re: Being Pure In Heart Can Be Traced To These 5 Things. by clemz85(m): 11:25am On Jan 29, 2017
Titus 1:15

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Romance / Re: See The Amazing 63-year-old Woman With A Mouthwatering Curve (photos) by clemz85(m): 10:04pm On Dec 09, 2016
Sixty what??

Is she a vamp?
Romance / Re: You Won't Believe What She Told Me Today - Harmey by clemz85(m): 8:30pm On Dec 09, 2016
Just imagine!

Ok....

Op your premonitions might be true,
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Like Fat Girls by clemz85(m): 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2016
Negodi!

Can U imagine!
Romance / Re: Can You Imagine?" by clemz85(m): 8:21pm On Dec 09, 2016
Just imagine!

Negodi!
Romance / Re: They Met In Lagos Traffic, Now They Are Married (Photos) by clemz85(m): 10:57am On Dec 06, 2016
I see money
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Always Wants Sex by clemz85(m): 10:55am On Dec 06, 2016
This is so simple, you guyz ain't match,
Your libido is not in the same level so break it,

Let him understand you guyz ain't match,
There are girls, ladies and women who can match him out there,

Once again, break it.
Romance / Re: Traditional Marriage Of 20-Year-Old Man And 40-Year-Old Bride (Photo) by clemz85(m): 10:34am On Dec 06, 2016
Some records takes some balls to break though!

Here, if she got what the guy needs and
The guy got what she needs, their boat floats

And we Gan be here trashing
Events / Re: Couple In Wedding Outfits Spotted At A Shopping Mall by clemz85(m): 3:15pm On Dec 05, 2016
I only saw two people who agree on one thing, none of them could object the idea

Honestly they are one.
Crime / Re: Girl Dies During Scuffle With Her Boyfriend (Photos) by clemz85(m): 3:10pm On Dec 05, 2016
How can you even put a foam around this kind neck?

The guy is Soo insensitive,
He was dating an Egg
Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Men Trying To Reconnect Electricity, Risk Their Lives (Photos) by clemz85(m): 3:00pm On Dec 05, 2016
Nothing dey happen God lives in nigeria

BTW, if U ar alive U ar already risking death
So risk it all
Romance / Re: Couple Wears Ruggedman’s 8 Figures Hoody For Their Pre-wedding Shoot by clemz85(m): 5:55pm On Nov 24, 2016
Romantic for them

Problem for me

God abeg I need my call up letter now
I can't wait anymore,

Ahn Ahn! See naaw!

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Asks Mike Godson The Bleaching Cream He Uses. See The Reply She Got by clemz85(m): 5:16pm On Nov 24, 2016
Ayibaba1:
Trashy and classless. A fan called you and asked you the bleaching cream you are using, if you have class you would have told her what exactly you do or you don't do.

Response: Sorry madam, I don't use any such creams, my complexion is natural.

Simple.

Aawwsh! Even twins never reason alike in this
Way,

Hey! Are you me?
Celebrities / Re: Lady Asks Mike Godson The Bleaching Cream He Uses. See The Reply She Got by clemz85(m): 5:15pm On Nov 24, 2016
So now what's he feeling like?
What happened to politeness and sense of
Humor?

A simple 'sorry miss, I don't use bleaching cream' couldda been way mature
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by clemz85(m): 2:18pm On Nov 13, 2016
Who have an idea about
How much is 190? Fairly used and
Direct toks, I need 1,

And Pls how is it true that 190 carburetor can be replace with Japanese carburetor for fuel economy?
Who knows any mechanic that does it well?
Romance / Re: Shocking! Meet Man Who Married ‘cobra Snake's, Goes On A Date With It (photos) by clemz85(m): 12:53pm On Nov 12, 2016
People can reincarnate as animals, I that is true, but let's leave that apart and let's ask our selves these,

The story didn't say the man nurse the snake
From small, so how did a mature strange snake got familiar with man?

And look at the attention they are giving to each other, I mean you can the connection between them,

Oh! The whole thing strange though
Romance / Re: It's Time To Murder English. by clemz85(m): 12:37pm On Nov 12, 2016
Am I the only one that this thread is not hilarious to?
Car Talk / Re: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by clemz85(m): 11:24am On Nov 12, 2016
Manual all the way,

Check out American muscle cars - manuals
Check out racing cars - manuals

If you wannu send me with automatic let it
Be tiptron, I love the sport mode

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Car Talk / BENZE 190 Needed by clemz85(m): 8:34am On Nov 12, 2016
190 benze, direct or fairly used is needed in portharcourt, urgent

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