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Events / Re: Are You Bold Enough To Do Your Wedding With Any Of These Vehicles? by clemz85(m): 4:55pm On Apr 10, 2018
I may call it signatures, for people that love their job, using their equipment on their most happiest day

Wedding is only in nigeria an event to showcase affluent life style with less connection to happiness
Religion / Re: "Prophet Jacob Turns Water Into Petrol In Church In South Africa"- Facebook User by clemz85(m): 4:30pm On Apr 10, 2018
What ever it is, all I know is magic is real, miracle is real and deception is real,

What if the highest order of delusion is to think that there is nothing bigger than us out there?
Car Talk / Re: Nigerians Saw A Self-Driving Car For The First Time & Mobbed The Car (Pic,Video) by clemz85(m): 4:18pm On Apr 10, 2018
SalamRushdie:
I doubt that car was fully auto driving , looked more like a remotely controlled car

If there is much difference between self-driving and remote controlled, we can still call it driverless

The samething
Car Talk / Re: Nigerians Saw A Self-Driving Car For The First Time & Mobbed The Car (Pic,Video) by clemz85(m): 4:16pm On Apr 10, 2018
Effulgent:
Seriously, this car dosent look like a self driving car
I can't see any sensor,and that thing that always rotate 360 degrees on top am,uses laser I think

Yes, but it was improvised,
Car Talk / Re: Nigerians Saw A Self-Driving Car For The First Time & Mobbed The Car (Pic,Video) by clemz85(m): 4:12pm On Apr 10, 2018
sloopyy:
The tech company in charge of it will probably be laughing their ass out seeing how sheepishly those guys were looking at an auto-drive car for the first time in their life, they were dumb not to see the inscription on the bonnet cheesy

And suspect they are in the prado behind the car, they were just experimenting their tech
Religion / Re: "My Spirit Husband Is Ruining My Life" - Nigerian Woman Cries Out by clemz85(m): 9:55am On Apr 09, 2018
Temple1288:


200 times? Haha haha

Don't mind that part jare
Religion / Re: "My Spirit Husband Is Ruining My Life" - Nigerian Woman Cries Out by clemz85(m): 9:06am On Apr 09, 2018
eberetos:
See the total cure..

Say this 200 times with full concentration

"with the blood of Jesus Christ, I break every covenant, wedding ring & relationship with the spirit husband"

if it disturbs u again, I am a liar.

It is as simple as that o, she should add up verses like "my body is the temple of God"

She should also mix sea rock salt in her bathe water, it's also a mater of time

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Celebrities / Re: I Can't Be Trusted - Kiss Daniel Tells Fan Who Wants Him To Say Hi To His Girl by clemz85(m): 7:47am On Apr 09, 2018
pressplay411:


When I'm not mad, the call takes place on my phone! Period.

Simple

If one lost his girlfriend to a celeb, it's less painful to losing her to an agbero compare to your class dude

What I see is a selfless act from an open minded dude

And we all don't know where that request is coming from and where it is going

So stop judging the dude guys
Romance / Re: Who Do I Choose: The One Who Loves Me Or The One I Love? by clemz85(m): 3:38pm On Apr 08, 2018
If you can't find 50 50 choose the one that loves

For guys, if U love a woman who doesn't, u will be doomed and wasted but if take a woman that loves U, just try a little make her happy and ok, she will magically change your life for good,

Her prayers will save you like your mother's prayer do, even when you are dead and gone she will still stay attached to you

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Car Talk / Re: Tokunbo Shock Absorbers Vs New Shock Absorbers - Which Is Better In 9ja Context? by clemz85(m): 12:07pm On Apr 08, 2018
Sir, the problem might not be the shocks,

It may be a slacked exhaust hangers,

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Education / Re: Meet Dr. Timothy Aneke Who Ordered The Shaving Of Covenant University Students by clemz85(m): 9:09pm On Apr 07, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


May God give you more energy to shave all their hairs.

No responsible male student carries bushy hair or dreadlocks.
I stand to be corrected.
Technically speaking; a bushy haired student is a blockhead because the hair prevents wisdom from reaching their brain.

Shame on any parent whose son has a bushy hair.

Decency and morality must be instilled by force since parents have failed in their primary responsibility of raising decent kids.
I wish this could be tagged an OPERATION SHAVE THEM ALL and extended to our churches and police roadblocks.

I hear over 60% of males in Nigeria below 32 now wear dreadlocks or overgrown hair.

The founding fathers of the courses we study, the scientists, the likes of Isaac Newton, Einstein were shaved hair? The Disciples of Jesus and Jesus himself were shaved hair?

Nwamaikpe if your father was as Brilliant as Wole Soyika I think He could have been known nationwide

Daft.

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Achieves 50,000 Sales In First Quarter by clemz85(m): 8:59am On Apr 07, 2018
Forget that Australia statistic,

Someone is yet to prove to that there is a country that uses toyota more than nigeria do,
Toyota don't eve know their 1940 model still rides in nigeria

In short they owe us one assembling plant

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Family / Re: Delta Man Marks 10th Wedding Anniversary, Rides Wife In Helicopter To Mountain by clemz85(m): 11:55pm On Apr 06, 2018
omoolorire:





Oya send $1m then I will trust your opinion!

Wait... what?

Send me your akant numba!
Family / Re: Delta Man Marks 10th Wedding Anniversary, Rides Wife In Helicopter To Mountain by clemz85(m): 10:29pm On Apr 05, 2018
The man dey learn work where me dey

Try me
Literature / Re: Which Book Are U Reading? by clemz85(m): 3:56am On Apr 03, 2018
Royzevic:


Oga mi sir abeg help a broda. 2 things I need from you ..1 the site u download pdf books 2.. please send me all this ones u hav already..
iamroyalty55@yahoo.com… 07036807018 whatsapp
thanks brother ..HAPPY EASTER

I have gotten your contacts,
I shall grant your request soon

But it's very easy through Google, just add the letters 'PDF' in your search, it takes only 3 steps so far you have adobe Reader in you mobile

A book of 200+ pages is not upto 5mb in pdf
Literature / Re: Which Book Are U Reading? by clemz85(m): 5:20pm On Apr 02, 2018
Youngsage:


You are reading all these at the same time? shocked

Yes, in a different manner,
Like studying and research, one book makes reference to another, I dig it

I didn't even mention bible, though I don't see it as literary book
Literature / Re: Which Book Are U Reading? by clemz85(m): 9:40am On Apr 02, 2018
olyrayy:

Lol. Dude, are you a cultists? shocked

Brotherly, occult is just an expression the founding Elites used to keep the public away
From divine mysteries and Ancient wisdom
Literature / Re: Which Book Are U Reading? by clemz85(m): 9:36am On Apr 02, 2018
Demayour:




Are you reading all these simultaneously?

2,3 in a day,
I have them in mobile, so I opens at any chance,

One book led to other book
Celebrities / Re: Segun Ogungbe With His Two Wives On His Birthday (Photos) by clemz85(m): 9:32am On Apr 02, 2018
I saw 3 romantic friends!

But how did they started this?
Literature / Re: Which Book Are U Reading? by clemz85(m): 9:16am On Apr 02, 2018
The Power of Kabbala - Yehuda Berge
How to know the higher worlds
Deepac Chopra
Davinci Code
The Book of Enoch
The Lost gospel of the bible
Pistis Sophia
Sexual Alchemy
The Star of David
Esoteric treaties of theurgy

Most of these are in PDF, I downloaded but the 1st one I have the hard copy


Is for the strong minded
Jokes Etc / Re: April Fools Day: Father Prank His Son Of Getting Him An Apple Phone. by clemz85(m): 10:00pm On Apr 01, 2018
Guy why?

To make matter worse, he still write the buttons and mounted antenna
Events / Re: Big Man Buried With Gold Chains, Rings And Timberland Shoes (Photos) by clemz85(m): 11:15am On Mar 31, 2018
Am I the only one that saw a Rosicruxian cross?
Religion / Re: Joyce Meyer Defends Tattoos, Says She Might Get One To Make Religious People Mad by clemz85(m): 10:23am On Mar 30, 2018
ednut1:
When it comes to religion the pic below depicts most people

I came here to look for memes, and I have found one to laugh all day
Car Talk / Re: Help!! This Car Was Stolen In Onitsha This Morning (Photo) by clemz85(m): 1:44pm On Mar 29, 2018
Chei! Nke a alago,

Don't look for in the same state, search in another region where the demand is high - Lagos, PH, Owerri, Enugu
Romance / Re: “My Boyfriend & I Broke Up 2 Months Ago, He’s Getting Married To Pregnant Lady" by clemz85(m): 1:41pm On Mar 29, 2018
Am I the only whole speed scroll pass comments looking for memes?

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Car Talk / Re: Spot The Difference Between These Chinese Copycat Cars And Their Original Models by clemz85(m): 12:55pm On Mar 24, 2018
One igbo parable said "njije bu uba"

Means copy copy makes progress

Another one said "ibe zim ako"

Means motivation from rival
Car Talk / Re: Flash Back 2006:Mazda Destroyed 4,703 Brand New Cars After Cargo Ship Accident by clemz85(m): 9:32am On Mar 23, 2018
Waste in a rationale level,

What happened to recreating the airbags?

Some time I love the other side of nigerians
Prospect thinking

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji And Her Father Head To The Cinema (Photo) by clemz85(m): 12:34am On Mar 23, 2018
That man is beautiful hence the daughter took his likeness

Behold where the lips come from
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Reacts To Daddy Freeze Calling Out Celebrities With Fake Wristwatches by clemz85(m): 3:13pm On Mar 22, 2018
Olaala Versace?
Travel / Re: Danfo Bus Bashes A Ferrari At Lekki Tollgate (video) by clemz85(m): 12:59pm On Mar 21, 2018
Ferrari and lambougini one danfo bus,

This topic gan!
Romance / Re: I Can't Date A Man That Cannot Give Me 5million Naira Monthly - Lady by clemz85(m): 12:23pm On Mar 21, 2018
In exchange for what?

If she is even useful to her self she could have think of making 5m with her Brain
For her self,
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Shows Off His Property At 26 "I Have Sex With Married Billionaire" by clemz85(m): 12:18pm On Mar 21, 2018
I was expecting real estate properties but then even that...

One would say your soul was so cheap for the devil... no I didn't say that

I said - your life your doings your business

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