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If it wasen't a joke, why did i post it here. Mak una tak am easy small.. U guyz re so quick to start ur criticism..

Have your say!!

Patience Jonathan speaks on Dana Crash: I blame Road Safety for this Dana Air Crash. Civil Defence will investigate the matter in collaboration with my office so that all the victims will be happy!!!!!!!=))........ This can't be true =))

TWO persons, including an expatriate working at the hospital project in Benin Central hospital, Edo State were rescued, yesterday, after a section of the building collapsed.

A section of the west wing of the new Accident and Emergency Ward being constructed by Edo State Government collapsed inside the 102-year old Central Hospital complex on Sapele Road, around 5pm, while workers were still at work.

The engineers at the site explained to newsmen that the accident was caused by arope cut on one of the cranes conveying concrete from the base of the four-storey building, smashing into the third, second and ground floors of the building.

One of the rescued victims was being conveyed to the hospital in a Federal Road Safety Commission, FRSC, vehicle. He was admitted at the intensive care unit of the hospital and is responding totreatment.

The site engineer, who was still trapped at press time, was communicating with the rescuers while frantic efforts were being made by other expatriates attached to the RCC and Setraco Construction companies to rescue him.

Chief of Staff to the state Government, Mr Osarodion Ogie; Majority Leader of the state House of Assembly, Mr Philip Shuaibu; Commissioner for Health, Cordelia Aiwuzia and the Secretary to the StateGovernment, Dr Simeon Imuekheme were all at the site monitoring the situation.

Shaibu said, “From what I gathered, a crane fell after it srope cut and crashed into the floors below. As you can see, rescue efforts are in progressing. We had sighted the other person and he will be brought out.”

May their souls Rest in peace!

About 153 passengers on board. NCCA confirms no survives yet. This is tragic! Tragic!!

I'm a very good cook. I only knw hw to prepare indomie. Lolz

milehigh06: which school is maulag?

UNILAG Renamed Moshood Abiola University «

1. Absence of Boko Haram

2. Presence of electricity

...i even heard the guy who founded 2go is from South Africa. Infact, 9jerians still need to wake up from their slumber.

I'm giving it to Comrade Adams Oshiomhole of Edo STATE. The o-talk-nado of our time. That guy has achieved alot in just less than 3yrs.

I'm not really a supporter of this whole scenerio.. But the problem i have is with the Girl. Atleast, she should have thought of that before applying for the job.

Nice 1. Tnkz bro. Buh sum of d comments were kinda funny.

I quite agree with this article. Women don't just call themselves names, they also snob(look down) on one another.

i think it means ''die while sitting.'' in yoruba 'ku.' means die, eku means 'you die.' and joko means 'sit down'. In addition it means 'die while sitting'.

I very much agree with this piece of article. Majority of student today have little or no knowledge about the said subject'. mathematics and english. It's not as if they are not brilliant. Most of them can do very well when it comes to other subject. But they are certain to write waec or neco for 10times and fail either englsh or mathematics; thereby denying them access into the university. I think the educational body of waec, neco, nabtec. etc. Should only make english compulsory since mathematics is not very important to them, especially Art student. Also, i seriously think the government should interrogate this body, as we all know what they are doing is money making and not necessary to improve the standard of education in the country.

RIP

Here are some ways you can make a girl love you:

1. Smell good: Body odor is not good. Shower, and if you want, apply some scent. Use only a little. You want her to wonder what that
wonderful smell is, not
feel like she's getting hit
over the head with it.

2. Talk respectfully in front of her.

3. Guys who swear and curse loudly are not impressive.

4. Sound intelligent every once in a while, but don't be afraid to joke sometimes.

5. A deep voice is great, especially when
you're on the phone.

6. Be confident, but don't be arrogant. Confidence is
great, and if you make her laugh too you'll have a winning combination.

7. Shave. Bristles are not
good.

8. Take care of your
skin. It makes you look
clean and neat, not rough around the edges.

9. Sweet girls tend to prefer well groomed guys, not ones who are a bit of a mess.
Alternatively, some girls
like the wild just-got-out-of-bed look.

10. Discover which appeals to your girlfriend and strive for
that.

11. Show your interest. Ask about her favorite movie, food, flowers, books, everything. After you've asked her simple things, get to know her on a deeper level. This will
show her that you're
genuinely intrigued in her.

12. Don't forget that being sweet isn't her only attribute. (But don't be too pushy or aggressive.

13. Keep sexual questions out of the conversation, as
well as anything too
controversial, like religion and politics.)

14. Do not reveal
to her about your past
and other current dates
with other women too
soon; do not chase other
women for sweetheart
before her such as letting
your eyes wander to
check out the other girls
there.

15. Be yourself. No matter how sweet the girl is, don't fake it. Once you have her you'll want her to like you for who you are. Girls have differing tastes just like guys do. Don't fake the "bad boy" or any other archetype. Just be sincere and comfortable in your own
skin.

16. Don't be obsessive or needy. If she's acting like she needs some space, step back and give it to her.


17. Forgive her faults. We're all human, after all.

18. Be creative. Find different ways to tell her how much you love her.

So, good luck.. i hope this works for you..

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Personally, i attend Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG.) but that does not mean i must attend the school. My question to the poster is.. since you know it was a christian mission, why did you go there? Did they force you to come there. So now i'm sayin it's not your fault, it's because of a broken condom. Bleep u..

Nigeria to me is a mere geographical territory, below are some of the problems affecting this nation.

1. Nigeria, a country that is just address by name, but the populace are never united.
2. ..a country that human trafficking in diaspora seems to be the business of the day.
3. ..a country that is bless with mineral resources, yet the Rulers not "Leaders." are yet to establish a refinery to process it's raw materials.
4. ..a country where laws are made to favour the rich and punish the poor.
5. ..a country that it's senate receives more salaries than the president of America.
6. ..a country that billions of Naira has been pumped into electricy, yet we have no stable power supply.
7. ..a country that always has mass failure in external examinations. E.g waec, neco etc..
8. ..a country that refers to it's super chickens as "Super eagles."
9. ..a country that has discrimination against women in politics.
10. ..a country that has the possibility that a woman will not become the president in 50yrs Ahead.
11. ..a country that it's youths has turn a holy day "SUNDAY." into a day when they go out clubbing and banging away their lives.
12. ..a country that it's first lady is someone i will describe as "Bottle Breaker." no be me talk am o!
13. ..a country that it's citizens are ashamed of speaking their local dialet.
14. ..a country which tends to deceives it's people that it's official language is English. Whereas, it's our Naija lingua franca (Pidgin.)
15. ..a cotntry that it's youth has coined a name (NAIJA) to call it because of the Bad influence the it's original name has outside.
16. ..a country where suicide bombings is now the talk of the day.
17. ..a country that it's stupid senate was trying to legalise prostitution, when we have other problems facing this nation. E.g insecurity, poverty etc..
18. ..a country that it's citizens in diaspora will refer to it as africa.
19. ..a country that a man/woman of 40 is still in the university.
20. ..a country that a young girl of 16 is already thinking of abortion.
21. ..a country that everyone want to become a politician inorder to eat from the national cake.
22. ..a country where their is no true love without money.
23. ..a country that is true african for true african time.
24. ..a country where homosexualism/lesbianism is now the talk of the day.
25. ..a country where there is increasing mass number of unemployed persons.
26. ..a country which is bless with talented and creative people, but there is no government to support.
27. ..a country that has low reading culture.
28. ..a country where kidnapping and juju-ism is now the business of the day.
29. ..a country where a mad man will be controlling traffic and normal people will obey.
30.. ..a country where secret cult is now becoming a religion. (Afterall, they do sing patrol songs as praises).
31. ..a country where a girl will be raped either in the university or elsewhere because she refused to date a guy.
32. ..a country where a girl of 12/13 is already banging in uncompleted buildings and in secondary schools.
33. ..a country where there is continious religious crisis.
34. ..a country where a politician will embezzle billions of Naira, yet justice won't prevail.
35. ..a country where funny names of churches is now diversified. E.g fist of fury ministry, chukwudi and sons ministry (aba) and lastly Jesus never Bleep up ministry (here in Benin.)
36. ..a country where it's NDLEA now detect satanna for drugs..
37. ..a country where a graduate in medicine is working in the Bank.
38. ..a country where it's ladies tend to form and forget where they are from.
39. ..a country where the legalisation of arms is now the talk of the day.
40. ..a country where it's civil-servant won't go to work for about 2weeks and will still get equal pay at the end of the month.

I remember sumtym ago i heard d CBN wanted 2 reduce d highest currency denomination to 50naira inorder to reduce the cost of production and purchases & also the diminish the level of looting by our political counterpart. Where did dat policy runs to? This goes a long way to show that this country is just so backward.

Can't believe some people can be so jobless. Nigeria ranked second in road accident. Sometimes i wonder if this so-called statistics do their research very well before making a conclusion. Remember. It's not called reckless driving, it's called mad skillz. Lolz

stand up for your right, dnt giv up the fight. - bob marley

As far as i'm concern. Epilesy is spiritual, It affects someone through a curse. I used to knw somebody dat was a victim of this disease. However, there is a cure for it, which is medical care and prayers as well. There are also some local remedies dat can reduce it lik onions and so on.

Pls i nid update on their post ume date and how to buy the form.

EDO STATE!

1. Over sized uniform
2. First week of resumption = clearing of grasses
3. Buying of broom, cain and chaik.
4. I remember i was also floged bucause i failed to buy cassava stem and yam for planting.. Life was so wonderful then.

Tragic! I was so sad when i heard the news today from ITV & EBS respectively here in benin. I heard the governor was coming back from a rally in his hometown in Auchi (edo north) the news said a truck accidentallyhit their vehicle. I sincerely think the opposition rivals(PDP) were trying to eliminate the governor. Just as they know they have no chance of winning the july 14 election. A popular journalist"OLATUNJI JACOBS." also lost his life. *sad* MAY THEIR GENTLE SOULS REST IN PERFECT PEACE!

"Chop grass." Here in benin, it is used to refer to a situation when a player dribbles another to the extend that they falls and begins to crumble on the floor.

I was coming bck 4rm skul 2day nd i was singing to d tune of music by danfo driver. It seems lik dos guyz has gone into extintion but i can still feel every aspect of dier lyrics. Expecially dier igbo tnz..