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~Bluetooth:
Tunde bluetooths madness to pastor Timothy

ROFLMAO !

;DLmao

lazbay: I will not be suprise if A C N planned this as part of its propaganda. Or how can one explain the film where vehicles were riduled with bullets & nobody was wounded & at the same time security details exercised restraints. Kai A C N talk another story joo as we don mature pass this wash. Though PDP is bad but ds story mocks common sense.

Hmmm. I think you're right.

Ekans: Come to think of it,the devil has taken over Nigeria and it is time to fight him.These Nigerdelter slowporks want to steal and waste everything in nigeria.Please what does Mrs jonathan know about tourism?

ask me!

Who no go nor know.

Now nigeria is waking up to reality.

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Wasbayd: I need members to share their experiences and opinion about our Nigeria's bad eggs abroad, they are causing us harm and disgrace, and we suffer from the bad image they paste us. Nigeria is a great country with great name and recognition, but these bad ones make us also majorly stand for anything tagged "BAD" in foreign countries.

Not just abroad alone, majority of them are in the country. Me exclusive.

The debate was really interesting. Click the link below the view my comment.
https://www.nairaland.com/976243/what-take-just-concluded-edo#11251624

Na-Me:
Another character was that SDMP guy who was campaigning for ACN.
Come dey speak Russian!

That is very true. It is very obvious that the guy was campaining for ACN. Not bad thou. Afterall, he knows he's not going to win.

Indeed, election in nigeria is gradually talking a new step. The method of introducing a debate before the actual election is a welcome development as it will enable up have a closer review of the programmes and policies that the candidates intends to formulates when they gets into office.

However, the just concluded Edo state governorship election debate has created alot of dramatic scenerio.

The election was aired live on AIT, NTA et al.

Candidates were speaking against other candidates.

Anothe part that got me cracking my ribs was when one of the candidates could hardly utter 10 words in a minuite. Causing alot of commotion which got the audience laughing. Me inclusive.

The most embarrasing moment was when the party supporter of the PDP created a scene of indiscipline, thereby negleting the laid down rules and regulation slated before the commencement of the debate.

There is so much to say about the debate. What was your observation. Do share it with us.

Same thing as usual, ain't gonna work in this country. Not the Nigeria i know.

There is a deed of truth in this article, but it was kind of overrated.

Daverytimes: 60,000 people have died in the Mexican drug war in the last 5 years but it doesn't make the list? 20,000 died in Nigeria in a span of a decade but that makes the list? fucking idiots.

the list is referring to african countries alone.

WTF! Water ballon tnz o

I said this before in one of my previous post about problems affecting Nigeria. Click the link below to view the full details.
https://www.nairaland.com/938555/40-problems-affecting-nigeria#10830565

Pls wat is GLO is it a name or a place. Lolz

I'd prefer to play eight bit game, dan watch dat stupid chat!

Farouk (Verb):
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker (Noun): A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.

Hunger strike for 30days.

Copy and paste. How many Nigerians watch Basketball? Football Yes, Basketball Nah!!

I thought as much, she dosen't deserve to win the competition. She only won after sleeping with top silverbird officials and politicians inclusive.

But, come to think of it, i'm suspecting some kind of conspiracy here.

Why would Silvebird even allow her to contest in the Miss universe beauty pagent at all. That is if the age thing is true.

¤Or is this another way for silverbird to Rob her for a lower position.

¤Or is it another attempt for the organisers of the MBGN to fool the world beauty pagent organisers, by exchanging her for someone else, because she know, and they know that her performance will prouduce smaller yield.

>You Never can tell, she's from akwa ibom. Those people are kind of holy! Holy! Probably, she can't go on stage and pull off her pant.

>Remember, that of MBGN, they only wore pantie and bikini on stage.

Hmm...

I think somebody should advise kpekpeye about this.

Edo state government has reduced the tuiton fees of Ambrose Ali university, Ekpoma. to about 70k. And even, the major opposing party **P has promised to reduced it more if voted into power in the next election. And now, Lagos state government are increasing their.. Hmm.. Na wa o!

Armed robbers go begin kidnapped okada.

When i was a kid i was told if you drink the water inside coconut, you will become dull. I also belived when you pick money from the ground, you change into yam. I once belived indian beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball change into lion. Vry funny tale. Lastly i also thought you get airtime in your phone when you are charging it.

Same thing do happens to me as well. Well, about the other complain you made about the 10MB. I guess they didn't give you because it wasen't up to 7 days before you requested for another . I will just advise you to off your images when browsing. It will be a lot beter.

Make that boko haram shut up. Nd let real people speak.

Imagine. Closure of telecommunication network because of poor services. Another way of looting money from them.

This guy is a fake pastor. You really have to watch the documentary posted about him.