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...what makes a person responsible is not been in charge of something.. But also taking responsibility for mistakes.

...That's because they believe It's only ghosts that watch tv during midnight, when everyone else is sleeping... Lolz.. Just kidding.. Gone are the days when they even go on break in the afternoon.. At 12:00pm and come back on air at about 2-3pm..

That's a nice move... The number of universites in Naijanistan cannot accomodate the amount of timing youths seeking admission into various institutions.. I'd be very glad if other state will emulate this movement....

So OBAMA still dey chop for restaurant ni...

Jakumo: Ha ha great story. "He couldn't give any SATISFACTORY account of why he was running about doing nothing", will go down as one of my favourite quotes of all time. Playing Devils Advocate, I suggest to the court that the accused was ACTIVELY engaged in jogging, as ordered by his doctor ha ha ha.


Joking aside, I can think of one or two writers here in the Nairaland forum that deserve arrest and jail for being idle and writing crap. Of course, there should be NO leniency in the sentencing of chronically idle internet writers, who deserve at least 7 years with hard labor breaking quarry rocks with hammers, as unwilling guests of the government, so as to serve as a deterrent to others.

I guess Demdem is one of those writers.....

Which Naija will that ever happen... Maybe Naija in space... Besides, what kind of quazi-criminal will think of buying and loading airtime at the scene of crime..

Which Naija will that ever happen... Maybe Naija in space...

nikkyshyne: Why is this Op guy discussing girly stuffs. Could he be gay?

You're just pointless.. What has a guy discussing a girls stuff has to do with gay... Na wa for you o...

Clarence peters... That guy is good..

Na wa o... I knew july 14 is gonna be hot... Thank God i'm travelling to lagos that day..

Obama to GEJ: 'Mr President, Why are there so many committees in Nigeria?. There is committee on Boko Haram, Committee on Fuel subsidy, Committee on 2015, Committee on PHCN, Committee on plane crash, Committee on Jos violence, Committee on privatization, etc. We don't run America like this!!! ...GEJ replied: ''Mr president, don't worry. I will raise a Committee to look into what u just said'.

Gone are the days when my parents always give me 5naira coins to school... I remember i always buy kulikuli, abacha cap and hausa sweet...

He should go to SCOAN.. He needs payers from T. B joshua..

She looks like that evil queen in cinderella...

Yeah! I remember.. Also, the 2a book that has the picture of okocha, and kanu.. Maybe taribo west inclusive. Can't really remember.

...and majority of student still wouldn't make it after spending so much money checking the result. Naija is crap!

Maths is my LULLABY!

warlei: Thank God.i was formally a stdt of dat glorified sec school in elele,the man brainwaishes his students of his powers,jugging on monday nd teusday,maltreat ment of stdts.that school should be shut down.thank God am now an Akokite.

hmmm.. This one pass dame patience bullet o..

Amen..... Amen..... Amen....

Prettypresh: NUC suspended part time programes in university, why was it not also suspended in polytechnics nd universities of education, make we know sey no more part time programes in Nigeria.

Did i hear you say university of education.

I think this thread should make it to the front page.

Earlier today, i was watching a political documentary on AIT, when the minister of works and minister of state works were giving commentaries based on projects executed so far in various parts of the country. Sooner than later, i stopped and poundered if there is any need of having the minister of state works. Not forgetting the fact that there's already a GOVERNOR who can execute projects; alongside the state commisioner of works. Personally, i don't think there's any need of having a minister of state works since they don't seems to perform, rather than just sit and receive salary for no-do-job.

Please share your views about this topic.

Same thing here in benin. I've not been able to call or browse efficiently for quite some days now. The network here is very poor.

jennykadrry: Well you see, I was in your shoes as well. I simply increased the number of men I slept with. I was doing 5 to 6 men but the money was not enough. I had to buck up and service 10 to 14 every night to get the money to marry. My husband Mr. Kadrry is just a mugu so he could not contribute much. You may have to do likewise.

WTF!

Good move. I just hope our So-called leaders are not giving us this hopeless hope in order to loot our money again.

I seriously think delsu post ume result should be remarked. I guessed an error occured during the process of marking. Majority of people i know scored below 40. Even me, scoring 32. Thou, i was expecting something more than that. Although, i know they haven't added the jamb score. But, even when they do, still wouldn be favourable.

The oba of benin has shown some great deed of courage in taking that decision. I think It's a fair one and i think it's a decision worth taking for the people of edo state.

Grinding stone Noni!

ITV RADIO benin. Sydney shocker..!.!

Rap music is good. I am a young rapper. And i intend to do something with it soonest. Don't care what some fvckin person say.

Billyonaire: Satan and God, two sides of the same coin, there is no hell....Live freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

biggest fool the world has ever produced.