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digitite: Of course, there are. I don't know of Nigeria, but I do get original ones from the US.

That's it bro please how long does it last

Can I get a picture of it from you pleaseeeeeee
I'm begging.

I've kept record, ever since nairaland was restored nairaland girls no longer want to update pics again. I'm tired of looking at profiles without pictures and I know most guys feel the same way.
Ladies make I ask una abeg....how I wan know you fine if I no see your pics . Abeg help us to help you cos me I'm searching.

Any profile you click I'm go just dey empty mtchewww

labakeJ: Cos it looks like her breasts are sagging.

Babe don't worry, it's just a matter of time and I will say this about yours.

padeolu: maybe you need to work on you sense of humor then

Hey I didn't talk to you oh

Ever since I started reading this crush crush thread, my chrome browser started crashing

Tazmode: How could the treasures be staring at you in the face at the same time? was she standing sideways? Are the 'treasures' on only one side? Were you dreaming? Did she just appear to you? take your time in answering.

Hahahahha got me rolling on the floor.
I wonder why I'm the only one finding this xo funny

When my first German shepherd dog died..... three months ago.
He was so close to me but out of ignorance I killed it with insecticide. When I remember how he struggled for his life right before me... some drops flow down my cheek. I knew he's gonna forgive me... it was unintentional

I have a LG laptop, and the painful part is that the accessories are too scarce.
My hinges spoiled i had to go construct a similar one, now it's my battery. I've sought new battery for long now it's model is LG A32-H17 incase you've seen one or you're selling it.

Buh my question is, is there anything like external battery just like the external DVD Rms and hard drives. An external portable power saver I can look for.
Something that works like the mobile power bank for laptops. Very portable, something I can have in my laptop bag that powers my laptop externally
Please tell me guys, I need your replies

YouSuckDude: this phone make sense die.. I thought the ferrari picture was a gameplay footage lol... Anyway, i'll be waiting for it to land in jumia, need to have this for the upcoming sallah celebration. But we need a 2gb ram phone from innjoo which will battle the Tecno phantom Z away from the market. #InnJoo fan

Boy it's already on jumia, do you buy online from Nigeria? Cos me too I definitely want to get that phone

19,500 live I saw it on jumia

no lady wan comment now, no be say them no read am oh but them no wan hear that danfo driver part....
Abeg joor make I dey listen to Wetin my lecturer dey yan for class.

abeg mami water dey die?

aikluck007: It works oo! Just did it with mumcy's phone.. Oya na.. Google playstore are u ready for me??

omor see screenshot

my own doesn't show me Usain Bolt..... I want to buy him
please how do I see him

abimbolar: This is mine but it is nothing compared to my friend who has a high score of 120 million, he played it for over 3 hours, he got to 40 million before using his first "save me"

Jeeeeeeez!!!!
men even this your score dey fear me so...
how'd you do that

They say it's a woman's game..... hahahhahahah I laf in China, cos if you never liked this game then you never played.
submit your scores my fellow temple run lovers let's have fun.
what stage have you reached now.

I love coins magnet more than anything

Lols I heard that news around 1 am, all my family members took the bathe except I and my younger brother who didn't because i myself didn't .
lols, you can't imagine that around 5 I started noticing some bites on my body, I knew it had to be mosquito Buh I wasn't sure..... no be person say make I run go carry my younger brother enta bathroom sharp sharp.

To all the boys and girls that bleach their skin if on the judgement day your face does not match the one on angel gabriels laptop my dear don't complain ooooo shhh...just go down below....have a nice week

Lols as funny as this may sound
please guys answer with all sincerity

Hahahahha so funny, abeg make them go visit our politicians

CONVERSATION BTW EBOLA AND AIDS

Ebola on sighting Aids coming closer excitedly offered him a handshake.
Aids ; (avoiding his hands)Ah ah ah abeg abeg not today.
Ebola ; Hahahaha Wetin nah, you nah my man nah
Aids; Hmm no be me and you oh, I carry aids you wan make I put Ebola join, u just come
everybody they fear you like death, wia u get ur
own from.
EBOLA: Ha ha ha, I been tell u that tym naa, say
make u wait ,make u neva commot, u no gree,
u rush come out, e no tey doctors tidy u put for corner, shey no be the patient dog, dey eat fatest bone.
AIDS: na wahoo, everybody dey fear oo, no body
dey near person wey u catch oo, but me, if i
catch someone, no one go send, people go dey
even chop wit am, hug am, even 'sleep' with am
sef, without issue.
EBOLA: Bros Na only me waka come, u know native doctor
wey do ds juju for me? I dey pursue somebody
sef even if im don die...u no fit carry person wey
I kill from state to state like dat oo.
Y you think say I first enta Africa... If oyibo like make them close boarder Na dia I'm go sweet pass.
AIDS: Even hospital sef dey fear u oo, if dem
carry ur victim come hospital, d hospital don
close be that, bt me, everybody go dey go
normally like say i no dey dia sef.
Ebola: Bros, no be me do u oooooo,
Aids; all this virus we're sharing , make form team go visit 9ja politicians , enta sambisa .
Ebola ; Lols you make sense..... Buh make I flex my time shaa.

I know that movie. I watched it last night

Ebola was what she meant. listen to the lyrics again. now you'll understand.
emni-bola by chidimma

I just saw my neighbour today requesting lunch money and she was in primary three and to my greatest shock she was given 100 bucks.
Her school was just by the end of the street and that's her daily lunch money.

I just remembered my dad use to give us N5 on a good day for lunch, Lols and my favorite then was ice blocked soya milk wrapped in waterproof. two 5naira.
Not more than 15yrs ago.
I wonder how much it would be in the next 15 yrs..... if you still remember yours please tell us let's have this fun and what you could buy with it

y not burn them all. set traps and burn them. that's the best. don't kill with hands cos of blood splittering

After MEND came Boko Haram and now the deadliest disease ever in the world locates Nigeria.
Nigeria Nigeria, You keep welcoming horror movies.
The worst is that I don't have the money to leave for good. Cos I'm seeing no light at the end on the tunnel

They are all Muslim ,no wonder they have the resources to sponsor Boko Haram

guy I think she's into you.
so it's high time you stopped posting about her.... it's already looking like an online entertainment stuff.
treat her like you treat your girlfriend, remember that if you're there just to 'kill and eat' your name IS SORRY

I won't open that link

treat her as you treat your girlfriend.
buh when time for bleeping comes....... Hmmmm aah no know again oh