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Anyone seen d cut offs 4 science courses?...e.g physics engineering,chemistry,physics etc....would really be obliged if u could paste em!...Fenks!

Wizarddprince: Now i tink dis forum is screwin me up one say yes other say no wish to belif.d site u gav is outdated.pls guy u hav to understand dat we dat cant make it to d schol now rely on u dat ar their let us kno wat is goin on inther.pls brothers

....copy n paste d link on ur URL!

SEE THE LIST OF CUT OFF MARKS
http://www.ebimablog.com/p/
oau-post-ume-screening-
update.html

SEE THE LIST OF CUT OFF MARKS
http://www.ebimablog.com/p/
oau-post-ume-screening-
update.html

denixii: hullo all, im happy to inform you that the 2012/2013 merit cut off for health sciences is out, medicine - 268
dentistry-255
nursing science- 240
medical rehabilitation - 238. Will update you guys when i have more info. Wish us success in our first sem examz and i hope to see you guys soon.

....To everyone, d cut off 4 Health science's trully out...saw it wit my very eyes!...hope d cut-offs 4 other departments come out soon!

A 24 year Old boy seeing out
fromthe Train's window
shouted:-
"Dad, look the trees are going
behind!"
Dad smiled and a young Couple
sitting nearby, looked at the 24
year Old's Childish behaviour with
Pity.
Suddenly he again Exclaimed.
"Dad look the clouds are running
with Us!"
The couple couldn't resist & said
to the old Man.
"why don't you take your Son to
agood Doctor?"
The Old man smiled & Said.
"I did and we are just coming
from the hospital, my son was
blind from birth, he just got his
eyes today."
MORAL: Every Single Person On
The Planet Has a Story,Don't
JudgePeople Before You Truly
Know Them.
The Truth Might Surprise You..!!

The barber
A man went to a barbershop to
have his hair cut and his beard
trimmed. As the barber began to
work, they began to have agood
conversation. They talked about
so many things and various
subjects. When they eventually
touched on the subject of God,
the barber said: "I don't believe
that God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked the
customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in
the street to realize that God
doesn't exist. Tell me, if God
exists, would there be so many
sick people? Would there be
abandoned children? If God
existed, there would be neither
suffering nor pain. I can't
imagine loving a God who would
allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a
moment, but didn't respond
because he didn't want to start
an argument. The barber
finished his job and the
customer left the shop. Justafter
he left the barbershop, he saw a
man in the street with long,
stringy, dirty hair and an
untrimmed beard. He looked
dirty and un-kept. The customer
turned back and entered the
barber shop again and he said to
the barber: "You know what?
Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked
the surprised barber. "I am here,
and I am a barber. And I just
worked on you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed.
"Barbers don't exist because if
they did, there would be no
people with dirty long hair and
untrimmed beards, like that man
outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! What
happens is, people do not come
to me."
"Exactly!" affirmed the customer.
"That's the point! God, too, DOES
exist! What happens is, people
don't go to Him."
Beloved Ones i believe that,if you
don't ask, you can't
receive.
Go to God "The Almighty" through prayers,ask him the things you want with a pure heart and faith, and i bet you,by his grace n mercy he'll surely see you through, it
might take enough
time, just wait on thy lord,
Because he only is the Master
planner of our life(s).

....STORY THAT TOUCHES THE HEART!

A boy was born to a couple after
eleven years of marriage. They
were a loving couple and the boy
was the apple of their eyes.
When the boy was around two
years old, one morning the
husband saw a medicine bottle
open. He was late for work so he
asked the wife to cap the bottle
and keep it in the cupboard. The
mother, preoccupied in the
kitchen, totally forgot the matter.
The boy saw the bottle and
playfully went to the bottle and,
fascinated with its color,drank it
all. It happened to be a poisonous
medicine meant for adults in small
dosages. When the child
collapsed, the mother hurried him
to thehospital, where he died. The
mother was stunned. She was
terrified how to face her husband.
When the distraught father came
to the hospital and saw the dead
child, he looked at his wife and
uttered just four words.
What do you think were the four
words?
The husband just said "I Love You
Darling"
The husband's totally unexpected
reaction is proactive behavior. The
child is dead. He can never be
brought back to life. There is no
point in finding fault with the
mother. Besides, if only he have
taken time to keep the bottle
away, this will not have happened.
No point in attaching blame. She
had also lost heronly child. What
she needed at that moment was
consolation and sympathy from
the husband. That is what he gave
her.
Sometimes we spend time asking
who is responsible or who to
blame, whether in a relationship,
in a job or with the people we
know. We miss out some warmth
in human relationship in giving
each other support.
After all, shouldn't forgiving
someone we lovebe the easiest
thing in the world to do?
Treasure what you have. Don't
multiply pain, anguish and
suffering by holding on to
forgiveness.
If everyone can look at life with
this kind of perspective,the re
would be much fewer problems
in the world.
Moral: Take off all your envies,
jealousies, unwillingness to
forgive, selfishness, and fears and
you will find things are actually
not as difficult as you
think.....

JOKES~

BOY: Helo
GAL: Wat?
BOY: How are u?
GAL: Do i knw u?
BOY: Hmmm... No, but i'm rich.
GAL: Really? Ok... I'm barbara, my
friends cal me barbie bt u can cal
me baby. I'm 21, i live in lagos bt i skul at madona uni. I luv short dark guys, especially as short and dark as you. I'm glad
2 meet you.
BOY: No no no, i mean i'm rich by
name.
GAL: (Mtsweew) abeg abeg,i dnt talk 2 strangers.

Solaceye: @Cloaked pls put a stop to such obscene joke. Our eagerness to make things lively shouldn't give any undue licence to spoil the highly embraced moral values that have been established by previous sets.
@All, let be engaged with good works that can modify our inner beauty. Can't wait to see you guys next session.
And to all those whose score are low, don't give up. the best can still come out from you once you press forward and pray. It's well....

JESUS Saves

...Apologies!!!....IMHO; I'm sincerely sorry 4 d obscene characters d "joke" contained!...

Rated 18
A wife went on holiday leaving
the husband behind.
The husband got so Hot one
day that he decided to try the
maid who had just come from
Nsukka village and who seemed
clever.
...
He called the maid to his bedroom
where he had taken off his pants,
he pointed to his thing, when the
maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know what this
is?
Maid: (Shyly) Yes...
Husband: Do you know what it Is
for?
Maid: Yes
Husband: show me.
The maid immediately dropped to
her knees held the item with
both hands drew closer and
opened her mouth.
The husband was shiveringwith
anticipation.
The maid then began,
"My name is Amaka Nweke,I'm 24
years old and I'm from Nsukka,
Enugu State.
I would like to make a shout-out
to my parents, my uncle Emeka
Ossai in Ontisha aka'Eribe
agwuagwu'and aunt Nneka
aka'ochalugo nwanyi'.
I would also like to tell my
boyfriend Emeka that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo by Flavour
Nabania?" Then finally saysto the
man,
"Oga, take your microphone I'm
through'

A White Man visited Nigeriafor the
first time and was taken round
the
city of abuja by A Yoruba taxi
driver.
They drove past an edifice that
looked like the World Trade
Centre.
The white man said;
Wow! This building is awesome.
How long did he take themto
build
it?.
The taxi driver replied; 3 years sir.
The white man said; That's too
long. In my country, It takes just 6
months to build somethinglike
this.
They drove past a Mega Mall and
the white man said; Now this is
what I call Magnificent! How long
does it take to build this one?.
The taxi driver at this time trying
to
be more impressive replied; 4
months sir.
That's too bad. In my country, It
takes just 2 months to build
something like this.
They finally drove past the 60,000
capacity National Stadium and the
white man was awestruck.
He said; Excellent! World class!
How long does it take to build
this?.
The Yoruba driver replied; Oga, As
I
was coming this morning, it was
not there o!! The white man
fainted.

JOKE OF DA DAY

Teacher:- We are talking about
what we called"Question Tags",
Example are:- She is Coming, isn't
she? They have eaten, havn't they?
Teacher:- Now who can give me
another Example? Dele:- Na Yam
we go chop today, Chopn't we?
Techer:- What kind of Sentence is
that, Pls who can Correct him?
Ganbo:- Aunty, pls no mind him jare, the Correct one na, Na yam we go chop today, Yamn't we? ::
lol.....Guys Drop Yours

:: The day
don break, breakn't it.?
JOKE OF DA DAY

Teacher:- We are talking about
what we called"Question Tags",
Example are:- She is Coming, isn't
she? They have eaten, havn't they?
Teacher:- Now who can give me
another Example? Dele:- Na Yam
we go chop today, Chopn't we?
Techer:- What kind of Sentence is
that, Pls who can Correct him?
Ganbo:- Aunty, pls no mind him jare, the Correct one na, Na yam we go chop today, Yamn't we? ::
lol.....Guys Drop Yours

:: The day
don break, breakn't it.?
JOKE OF DA DAY

Teacher:- We are talking about
what we called"Question Tags",
Example are:- She is Coming, isn't
she? They have eaten, havn't they?
Teacher:- Now who can give me
another Example? Dele:- Na Yam
we go chop today, Chopn't we?
Techer:- What kind of Sentence is
that, Pls who can Correct him?
Ganbo:- Aunty, pls no mind him jare, the Correct one na, Na yam we go chop today, Yamn't we? ::
lol.....Guys Drop Yours

:: The day
don break, breakn't it.?

Damscrob: I tink it involves brown ring test in which freshly prepared FeSO4 is added to d water sample nd H2SO4 is added slide by slide.....dere will b formation of a brown ring(FeSO4.NO) which indicate d presence of nitrate in d water...for more details,add me on 2go...ma username=Damscrob.

....where will d nitrate come 4rm?...water?....don't knw wat u're trying 2 say...although d reagents u listed are correct....but brown ring test is simply a qualitative test 4 Tri-oxo Nitrate V ion in a given sample salt!...not water!

ASUU GETS NEW PRESIDENT: NO MORE STRIKES

The Academic Staff Union of Universities(ASUU) after an executive meeting now has a
new president, in the person of Dr Nasir Isa Fagge, of the Bayero University Kano.

Dr Fagge, would succeed the previous ASUU president, Professor Ukachukwu Awuzie of the Imo State University(IMSU)
owerri who has led the Union for so many years, when the
Union faced their tough challenges.
In a congratulatory message by the Minister of Education,
Professor Ruqayyatu Rufai, She urged the newly elected executives to work on
Improving the previous Regime’s achievements, in
service. In her own Words; “ASUU, now
led by Fagge should foster leadership that would improve on the immediate past president which we all believed brought about a lot of transformation in unionism.
“While we wish the outgoing Exco success in their future
endeavor, I must say that there was unprecedented
achievements by the Prof. Awuzie led Executive committee that helped in the
implementation of most of the
2009FGN/ASUU Agreements, the statement added.
The elected executives
comprises of dedicated men and
women who are willing to work
for the promotion of our Educational sector. They comprise of;
• Biodun Ogunyemi Onabanjo
(Vice President)
• Dr. Victor Osadeke(Financial
Secretary)
• Dr. Ademola Aremu(Treasurer)
• Dr. Ngozi Iloh(Welfare Officer)
• Dr. N. Wurugii(Legal Adviser to
the ASUU national body).

Why the Education minister deliberated on a major point,
which is the need for the new executive to improve on the
previous results, Nigerian students are hoping and praying
that this would be the first set of
ASUU executives, whose tenure
would not suffer and STRIKE
ACTION.

cloaked: Fellow aspirants of Oba Awon university!...since d cut off isn't out yet,...let's make dis thread lively by sharing Pume scores,jokes,reasonable discussions n questions etc!....atleast it will keep d thread busy 4 a while b4 d cut-off comes out!

An American guy and a Nigerian
man were sitting next to each
other on a plane. The American
guy asked; Would you like to play
a
game. The Nigerian man, who
was
tired & just wanted to take a nap
declined. The American guy
persisted and said; The game will
be fun filled, I will ask you a
question, and if you don't know
the answer, you will pay me $5.
You will ask me a question,and if I
don't know the answer, I will pay
you $500. This catches the
Nigerian man's attention and to
make the American guy quiet, he
agreed to play the game. The
American guy asked the first
question. What is the distance
from The Earth to the moon?
Nigerian man doesn't say aword,
he reaches to his pocket, pulls out
five-dollar, and hands it to the
American guy. It became the
Nigerian man's turn. He asked;
What goes up a hill with three
legs,
and comes down with four? The
American guy used his laptop,
searched all the references he
knew. Used d air - phone,
searched
google, the Library of Congress,
Sent e-mails to all d smart friends
he knew, all to no avail. After one
hour of searching, he finally gave
up. He woke the Nigerian man &
gave him $500. The Nigerian man
pockets the $500 and wentback
to
sleep. The American guy wanted
to
know the answer. He wokethe
Nigerian man up and asked; Well,
so what goes up a hill withthree
legs and comes down with four?
The Nigerian man quickly reached
into his pocket, brought out $5,
gave the American guy andwent
back to sleep.

Fellow aspirants of Oba Awon university!...since d cut off isn't out yet,...let's make dis thread lively by sharing Pume scores,jokes,reasonable discussions n questions etc!....atleast it will keep d thread busy 4 a while b4 d cut-off comes out!

Ghydyon: NOTE; its not d oau post utme statistics bt d jamb statistics dat is to say its include dose who choose oau 4 jamb

....yep, i get!...just need 2 knw 4 reference sake!...L.I.H.S would really be obliged if u could post it 4 me!...Fenks

Orebukola: 269.5 i tink u have a beta chance if not merit,den catchment wil give u admision,yet u stil need to pray hard,may Allah help us all.amen

....Amin summa Amin!

i can't access d link on my phone,it's a java related phone!...can anyone pls help me check d statistics 4 engineering physics?!...would really be obliged if anyone could!...Fenks

Pls Wat are d cut-off marks 4 science courses last year?

Spencer63: Gud morning greatest aspirants of oau..(oasis of all university) am spencer a part 1 student studying engineering physics!!.. Was in ur shoes this tyme last year and nairaland rily helpd... Ama ready to help in any way i can.. You can add me on 2go 'spenceradex' have a wonderful day

....pls add me back on 2go!..."it's cloaked1"

Pls any Engineering physics aspirant in d house?...

The Obafemi Awolowo
University,(OAU) Ife, 2012/2013
post-utme examination,has been
into a lot of speculations, since
the forms were released early
last thursday, at the university
(OAU) as a result of limited
evidence at the University
website to prove that.
Most participating candidates at
the OAU post-utme also doubts
the possibility of the
examination being on the 26th
as it was disclosed due to the
fact that registration for the
examination for the examination
(post-utme) has barely
commenced, but the Institution
(OAU) has finally laid many
minds to rest, as the OAU official
portal has been officially
launched to accept students
registration from midnight
today.
Participating students at the
OAU post-utme students at the
OAU post-utme are required to
proceed to any of the centres
below, to obtain their OAU post-
utme scratch card:
Locations / Branches
1. Zenith- Femi(08081003288)
LAGOS- Ikeja , Ozumba Mbadwe
OYO- Ibadan ( Chanllege ,
Mokola , Dugbe , Bodija ), Oyo,
Ogbomoso
OSUN- Ile-Ife, Osogbo , Iwo, Ilesa
ONDO- Akure , Ondo ,
EKITI- Ado- Ekiti
OGUN- Abeokuta
ILORIN- Offa, Ilorin 1, Ilorin 2
2. First Bank- Lanre
(08034834883)
OSUN- Ile-Ife
OYO- Ibadan
LAGOS
3. OAU Microfinance- Awoyemi
(08060241738)
OSUN- Ile-Ife
4. Olofin Microfinance- Bello
(08034704983)
OSUN- Ile-Ife
5. Mainstreet- Solomon
(08023243066)
OSUN- OAUTHC, Ile-Ife
6. Ecobank- Adenike
(08063286474)
OSUN- Ile-Ife
OYO- Ibadan
LAGOS
7.Wema Bank- Agbaje
(08073949984)
OSUN- OAU Ile-Ife, Modakeke
8. Skye Bank- Dipo
(08091154462)
OSUN- Ile-Ife
OYO- Ibadan
LAGOS
9. UBA- Wale (08030666911)
OSUN- Ile-Ife
OYO- Ibadan
10. Stanbic /IBTC Abimbola
(08079830200)
OSUN- Ile-Ife
Note: Call any of the numbers
above for details on how to
obtain yours within a specified
location, then proceed to the
portal for your registration.
INFORMATION ON 2012 OAU
POST UME SCREENING EXERCISE
Screening Procedure
1 You are required to Complete
the Application Form online.
Your Digital Passport
Photograph and UTME Result slip
are required to fill the
Application Form.
Please note that any Digital
Passport Photograph size
greater than 50 KB will be
rejected and the format for the
Digital Passport MUST be in JPG .
2 You are required to print three
copies of the Application Form.
Ensure that it contains your
FORM NO , NAMES, SCREENING
CENTRE and PASSPORT
PHOTOGRAPH before you print .
The three copies will be used as
follows:
>> Bring 1st copy to your
Screening Centre
>> If you are finally admitted,
bring the 2 nd copy for
Registration on resumption.
>> Keep the 3rd copy for your
own record.
3. The DATE for the SCREENING
EXERCISE is Saturday, MAY 26,
2012 at exactly 2.00pm .
Candidates are expected to be
seated latest by 12 noon.
Please bring the following for
the Screening:
>>> HB Pencil
>>> UTME Result downloaded
from JAMB website showing
your Passport Photograph
>>> Post UTME Application/
Registration Form showing your
Passport Photograph.
Click here to fill the Application
Form now
Click here to see VNTI’s review of
OAU post-Utme
click here to see the Number of
Candidates per course for OAU
We wish You all The best as you
go in for this examination.
Thanks
VNTI ̈́ ͂ ̷̐ ̈́ ̈́ ͂

IROMINI TOHIFAH OMOLOLA.....ENG 54, MATHS 57 PHY 61, CHEM 58 AGG 230

BUSARI QUADRI OLAMALE.......ENG 51, MATHS 54 AGRIC 67 CHEM 59 AGG 231

AFOLABI YINKA AYOBAMI........ENG 50, MATHS 63, PHY 61, ECO 42= AGG 216

IBRAHIM ROFIAT ABIOLA.........ENG; 51 MATHS; 55 PHY; 54 BIO;58 AGG 218

@BSJOY- please! wat was ur average n ur first choice?