₦airaland Forum

alexistaiwo:
Who else is seeing Sydney FC 2.43 odds in today's AFC champions league match against Kashima as tempting?


Person fit nack am as single?
Make man recover small

Culin:
My local government. May their souls rest in peace. Thank God I'm still young and don't have the resources. I'd have raised a private army.

naijacutee:
Amazing, where is this located? I always wanted to retire in a city in the East that is not too busy, like Asaba. Please tell me this is in Asaba lol.

olihilistic:
One of the funniest question I have seen in a long time.

MrMystrO:
Now I'm Really Scared.

Ordinary Nigerians might not Understand what this means But this is Bad.. Really Bad.

Shollay20:
Winning continued.....

stacyadams:
,,ur capital reach to buy car?

Isomerizm:
Does anybody agree with me that Valverde needs to die?

Imagine what a Guardiola would be wreaking with this squad.

Sane was never as good as Dembele. Guardiola made a beast out of him.

TSOM:
I trust Athletico Madrid to always be Athletico Madrid - ruin their chances (like Tottenham) when they have the opportunity to go top by drawing with or losing to bottom-table clubs.

I am not scared of them - no-one should.

austino677:
I've won it twice different accounts .. even 100k deposit bonus....

Funpeter:
no inplay on bet9ja

Atk1nson:
Step 1 - Decriminalize Homosexuality: The story was formerly decriminalize homosexuality (which I quite agree to). This has since been granted by most liberal countries. Following decrimilization, most countries went to the "don't ask, don't tell level".

Step 2 - Don't ask don't tell - Homosexuals went about doing their thing if they insist that the way the want to be. People are expected to respect people sexual privacy by not probing their sexuality, and people with such sexuality were expected to keep it quite private and not rub it in anyone's face. This is where Russia and formerly the USA was and I think this is the best position.

Step 3 - Open Homosexuality - Some individual and group took things a step further and asked to be allowed to flaunt their homosexuality. They want to be able to go about shoing affection in public and stuff like that.

Step 4 - Normalise homosexuality - they want to make hormosexuality a norm in life. The right to marry, to adopt children and stuff. Seem harmless right? No it is harmful. Its like glorifying suicide as is done in some Asian countries. What happens it that it influences the vulnerable to their cause, the societal value that homosexuality is not a norm is what has encouraged many on the boundary to stay on the side of normality. Moreso, as I said earlier homosexuals typical seek out "vulnerable" people to convert them, many of us are aware of this and have even had the experience of being approached by some of them.

Its necessary that homosexuality stays at step 2 if society is to be preserved.

transformed:
dey no go just lynch you guy, they will lynch passer bye, burn churches and houses, and still blame you for infuriating them...

ayusco85:
We have to know the difference. The north only recognize the middle belt as North central only during elections. But our folly is over

ayusco85:
MIDDLE BELT BY LEGITIMACY
copied
I am Otumala Jeo G
I am from Benue State, Nigeria
When i served as a missionary in Northern Nigeria
The Northerners asked of my state of origin
When I told them I am from Benue
They replied, 'Binue' (in their ascent)
Binue Inyamiri ne(meaning Benues are Ibo(Nyem Mmiri)
When I returned from the north,
I went to Enugu State, (Southern Nigeria) to pick a wife for myself,
They asked me, "where are you from?"
Benue, I responded
They turned to my lady and asked her;
"So you mean you didn't see any man from Ibo land other than Onye ahusa?"
Then i thought to myself,
My father does not understand 'Inaikwuana'
Neither does he know Otutu oma
My greeting is 'Noleyi'-Then, i remembered the great J. S. Tarka
And it quickly dawned on me that, I am not from the North
Neither am I from the south
I am MIDDLE BELT
I remember the story my father told me
About the Bat who has teeth like the dog,
Ears and eyes like the rat and wings like the bird,
On the day of his death,
They searched for his kinsmen to bury him
The Dog came and observed him and he said;
Of a truth his teeth and mouth looks like mine,
But his ears and wings we don't have in my family,
So he is not mine
They called on the rat and he said;
His eyes are my family looks and so are his ears
But we don't have wings in my family neither do we fly
So he is not of my kinsfolk
The bird came and observed him and said;
Surely, he has wings like my family members,
But as u can see, we do not have teeth and ears in my family,
Thus, i can't accept him as mine
There was no man to bury the bat
I am the bat, i am neither of the north nor of the south
But I have an identity, yes, I know I have!
I AM MIDDLE BELT
Why should I be killed as a southner
Or die as a northerner when I can live as a Middle Belter?
I don't need a stray-bullet death,
I have my life to live, I am from MIDDLE BELT
I live to give my children their identity
And die to preserve their prestige
They should proudly say;
I AM MIDDLE BELT
I believe in the Nigerian ideology
But not in the Nigerian political geography
I don't know of anything like North-Central in my geography
When you can't have South-Central
There is only North, South and the Middle Belt
The presidency had been zoned to the North over the years
If i am from the North as purported
Why am I not considered?
Why am I only good as a spokesman for the North and not a game player
I am neither enjoying the benefits of the south
Neither am I enjoying the privileges of the North
I AM MIDDLE BELT
I rise to take my place
I have lived in the illusion called NORTH for too long
A useful idiot I have been
Useful as a political pawn and a game changer
But unuseful in sharing the bounties of political victory
I must wake up to who I realy am
I will not sell my conscience for money
Neither will I sell my purpose for vain alliance
I AM MIDDLE BELT
There is a place called MIDDLE BELT in Nigeria
Where the braves are, there am I
And that's who I am
I AM MIDDLE BELT
By Joe Great Otumala,
Dedicated to the blessed memory of J. S. Tarka and the fourteen Middle Belt States
A speech by Otumala Joe Great
On the Occasion of the Southern Leaders and Middle Belt Coalition Forum
held in Chateau De Victoria Hotels Makurdi, Benue state on 25th Feb. 2018

Holamscoh:
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JasonScolari:
1.The old man was charged to court for murder

2. The IPO and the old man resolved their matter through Alternative Dispute Resolution (ADR)

3. The IPO charged the old man and his family a whooping sum of N500,000 for bail.

4. The old man was so excited upon his release from medium security prison.














Am i the only one who finds this story hard to believe?

KOPT55:
ClumsyFlimsy -- tell me, how clumsy are you when you use kitchen knives?

I am truly worried about your mental state. A grown-up human being who christens themselves such a stupid name as you have done normally wouldn't know to run away from an oncoming bus.

How do you live with your flimsy self?

KOPT55:
ClumsyFlimsy = Clumsy and flimsy?

I daresay that is the strongest entrant into this year's award. How did you survive this long with your clumsiness?