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PoliticsRe: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:05pm On Feb 19, 2018
nkwuocha:
Rwanda has got a national holiday to mourn those died in the civil war. Nigerian politics will never allow igbos to heal. Funny that akwa ibomites are blind to see that the creation of seaports there is like giving the igbos major lift in their affairs.Lagos is swallowing a major amount of money meant for the akwa ibom government.

Them think say them dey do igbos?? Go to APAPA and see Yoruba landlords crying like Wizards without brooms. Expatriates are relocating to VI and other mainland environment. Trailers are everywhere in Lagos packed and causing gridlocks everywhere.Wicked and evil country. We dey count scores,they will surely suffer in the most gruesome way for what happened to biafrans. Left for me, the Fulani should extend their jihad and claim all their lands and women. Nonsense!
Gbam

This bastards want to bury our history and expect us to heal


Most of us didn't witness the Biafra war but there is still a pain in our hearts that our people were murdered gruesomely and yet the history is not been taught.

They executed our scientists and innovators during and after the war. Uptill today machineries and bombs that were designed by biafrans can't be made in Nigeria today.


This fools want to bury and hide the atrocities they committed against biafrans and humanity.

They are and will still pay for it
They will never bury our ideology

My children unborn must know about Biafra

We will be fully recognized as biafrans someday and no amount if death nor intimidation will stop us.


Imagine if Biafra was successful then; by now we would have been miles ahead of this shit hole called Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Abisola Kola-Daisi, Ajimobi's Daughter In Beach Wear Photos by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:53pm On Feb 19, 2018
See her small succulent boobs

To lash this one go make sense

And she go sabi fall in love eh cheesy
PoliticsRe: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:46pm On Feb 19, 2018
nkwuocha:
I concur brother!
That's why I feel no sorry for the MB. They have scores to settle with history.
Grab

Nigeria as a whole has scores to settle with history

Nigeria can never get better
We must disintegrate
And the Fulani herdsmen will surely see to it
What they are doing in middle belt and South West seems to be just the beginning.

We South East need to arm our vigilantes and be ready for any attack whatsoever.

It's obvious Buhari will still win next election especially with underaged voters and foreigners from guinea, Sudan, Chad Niger South Sudan and Cameroon.


South East leaders need to wake up and prepare


They betrayed the aburi accord and waged war on our people after massacring some of our people for being one Nigerians living in various parts of the country as Nigerians
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:00pm On Feb 19, 2018
csteve:
WON #thankGod
Nice game
CrimeRe: 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud - FATTKAY by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:36am On Feb 19, 2018
HEFAIROHLUWA:
And how many of your so called yahoo yahoo friends stopped scamming after getting the required money needed to start a resonable business here in nigeria? Its just so digusting seeing people reasoning like this at this paresent age. Keep pouring hate on the government even though they arent helping. We know you already. Biafrans grin
I had choose to be called a Biafran over a Nigerian any day any time


Nigeria that has deadly terrorist organisations boko Haram Fulani herdsmen etc

Nigeria where human lives mean nothing where they slaughter people in zamfara like goats

Nigeria where they mine human skull.. you can't die in peace again.. person go dig you grave any mine ur skull


Nigeria where snake swallow money

Nigeria where police and soldier killed innocent people anyhow

Nigeria almost everybody is a tribalist

Nigeria where most people are religious extremist

Nigeria where you can be killed because some one in France insults an Arab prophet


Nigeria where you work like a slave yet no pay


If I am in abroad and someone ask me where am I from; I will jejely tell them am from africa


If they ask me my country, I will tell them my country is yet to be recognized nor accepted


Better to come from an unknown country than to come from Nigeria
CrimeRe: 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud - FATTKAY by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:49am On Feb 19, 2018
Josh44s:
Naaaaa am not o. It’s just funny because I read recently some set of white kids from Iceland hacked a company’s payroll in US and was among their payroll for 4 years undetected. It makes me wonder who Nigerians learned this scamming from.
You see am

Believe me Nigerians dey learn work

Despite how buoyant Iceland economy them still dey scam den what do u expect from Nigerians with our thieving politicians who stash millions of dollars abroad
CrimeRe: 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud - FATTKAY by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:46am On Feb 19, 2018
HEFAIROHLUWA:
Your foolishness is incurable thats my point-Keep scamming we'll get you soon.
If I have ever scammed another human before make thunder fire me but if I haven't make thunder fire u grin


Foolish man not everybody who defends scammers is a scammer. Some of us just understand the plight of the average Nigerian


That's why if I see where they catch thief provided he is not armed; I am ready to help and plead on his behalf and even offer my full support to bless his life. Because I understand some people are weak and short sighted all fingers are not equal.


Na hypocrites like u dey kill common thief for 5naira then hail our thieving politicians
FamilyRe: How To Handle Husband That Eats Out When There's A Misunderstanding by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:36am On Feb 19, 2018
The husband is a real smart man

That's one of the best ways to punish a woman


"Ignore her and don't eat her food till you guys settle"


Omo the thing go pain her die cheesy


How can i eat my woman's food when we are having matter. You want make she poison me

Never trust a woman not even your wife
Coach hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
CrimeRe: 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud - FATTKAY by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:33am On Feb 19, 2018
HEFAIROHLUWA:
TOP CLASS FOOL SPOTTED approving scam.
You and your entire lineage are fools


If you don't know the rate of armed robberies and cultisim have reduced because of yahoo to some extent


Naija stolen money in Switzerland and UK wey our government officials stash there what has people like u done to criticize themhuh



I am only against local scam but foreign scam isn't that had


If you don't know Chinese and some other Asians are currently scamming Nigerians and even the Nigerian government but dumb people like you wouldn't kno
CrimeRe: 6 Reasons Why People Engage In Yahoo Yahoo Internet Fraud - FATTKAY by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:21am On Feb 19, 2018
uuzba:
Nigerians do yahoo-yahoo because of all these reasons and you are correct.
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Are you aware that ALL Computer SECURITY updates that Microsoft is making is designed to counteract all the attempts OYIBO people have been making hack into windows computers being run by banks, and home owners to steal financial information from the masses?

Are you aware that all the computer Viruses that exists AT ALL are created by Banks Oyibos trying to hack into each others PCs especially Bank PCs?

We and them who do am pass?
No mind this foolish people

Them go just dey cast us anyhow

Them no know say British, Americans Russians and Indians bad pass our Yahoo boys by far

Naija Yahoo boys never sabi work for where this one's dey


Most naija Yahoo boys are into dating scam and few na wire while those other countries na bad hackers and wicked scams


In fact the government of England they scam us


I only hate all this mumu local scam
But any Yahoo boy picking money from other countries

I say kudos to you grin
CrimeRe: Policeman Shoots Driver To Death In Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:54pm On Feb 18, 2018
haywire07:
Them go dey form right in front of rifle like they are currently using a photocopied version of their life.

I'm sure there was an altercation before he got shot
Shut up
Even though there was an altercation does it warrant the policeman shooting the cab driver like a wild gamehuh

People like you are the reason why Africans and Nigerians are still backward

It's good to know your right

Naija police harass people unnecessarily and sometimes one must stand up and face them. After all na human being them be.




Personally as I know say naija na ShitHole I wouldnt drag or argue with any armed person whether police soldier or armed robber


Anyways rest in peace to the gallant driver


Too bad you are in a shit hole if not that armed bastard murderer would be brought to book
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:32pm On Feb 18, 2018
This Madrid team Don die

I won't be surprised if PSG nack them for Paris

See as real Betis they press the living daylight outta madrid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:30pm On Feb 18, 2018
Krasid:
But why are Barcelona legends scatterbrained buffoons? Is it some sort of mental decline once they start to age? grin or could it be the Catalan weather or diet? It seems Xavi has taken up the stupidity mantle from Stoichkov. It's unfortunate though; how can one man be short, stupid, and a Barca legend all at once. For the sake of football, I hope Messi and Iniesta don't turn out this way.
As a barca fan; I was disappointed in xavi

His comments were shameful


How a world Cup and numerous trophy legend acts so childish is beyond me

Big boy like xavi go dey put mouth for small children matter.. Match wey no concern am o. No be say na even barca match


Mehn xavi fall hand sha
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:37pm On Feb 18, 2018
Bleep CELTIC
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:23pm On Feb 18, 2018
Cjarlins Muzane - USD Adriese 1906
abeg who know wetin them playhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 3:53pm On Feb 18, 2018
jamescross:
yet he worn 9trophies in 3years while pep worn 10trophies in the same period of time. and they both worn 6 major trophies in 3years.



clap for yourself
Yea Enrique is a good coach no mind that boy


But my problem now be say wetin make u dey defend Enrique like thishuh

E be like u be closet barca fan cheesy

Or u dey pray make abrahimovich sack Conte for Enrique


Anyways come Tuesday Stamford bridge must fall grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:04am On Feb 18, 2018
jamescross:
you guys writing your formations should consider that barca will play 4-4-2 diamond. the midfield will be thick

suarez 9
messi 10 (free role between ss and am)
iniesta LCM/AM, rakitic RCM, paulinho AM/CM, busquets DM (who can drop deep like a CB and still push up like a CM when either rakitic, paulinho or iniesta burst into the box to create or to score)

at the back: alba lb and semedo/roberto rb (will run the flanks and spread play) leaving pique and umiti cb.

conte should go with a 3-5-2 not to win the midfield battle but limit the space for barca midfielders. 3-4-3 could be use to win the game when the match has become less risky even though losing the midfield.

except conte plans to start on a front foot going with 343 is risky if chelsea doesn't score and start winning early in the game

a midfield trio will give chelsea a bit of control. who does conte trust more a front trio or a midfield tro? for me a 352 azi, chris, cahill; moses, dw, kante, fab, alonso; hazard, giroud. subs morata, willy & pedro
See you at Stamford Bridge cheesy

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:20am On Feb 18, 2018
DonPiiko:
See the mail Alfotundeseun dropped me cheesy grin.
Men crazy b people dey nairaland o cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:51am On Feb 18, 2018
I know it's quite hard but I think it's high we start ignoring that Twitter bot


This same lunatic trolls other clubs cheesy

I was in Chelsea thread yesterday and the psycho was all over the place


Abeg let's try and ignore him henceforth


The robot feeds on attention
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:50am On Feb 18, 2018
Linkfield:
grin grin

I'm joking oo. I don't want trouble abeg. grin

Good morning and happy Sunday. cheesy
Happy Sunday too bro grin

Whether u dey joke or not we are coming for you guys






Conte: Chelsea will need a 'perfect game' to stop Barcelona and Messi
http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/conte-chelsea-will-need-a-perfect-game-to-stop-barcelona/1jiv1bunpsc2218zt888a8iv9h



Stamford bridge must fall cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:43am On Feb 18, 2018
Linkfield:
I hope Pique grin Iniedo grin Rakishit and Semedull starts. grin grin

grin grin grin
Bitch stop spamming this thread tongue

Our attack pass una own
Our midfield pass una own
Our defence and gk pass una own


Chelsea will be extremely lucky if barca no win una home and away

This wan na champion's league match not that overrated epl
exhibutiom fixture way na to just dey run around like headless chickens.. EPL no Sabin tactics. See as pep they wound una

Shameless cunts



Even coach dey fear Eibar pass una

Apart from man city, that eibar team go win any other EPL team including chelshut tongue
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:06pm On Feb 17, 2018
sanmitee:
And the ugly trend goes on every day. When we go wise my pple?

This morning started with whoever has won a 40 games acca bashing and ended with Lamentations, just like every other day! When we go unanimously give the mic to the only person that makes routine profit in here?

Yes I'm talking about the Jasper guy, he even posted is betting history,yet no one noticed there was no single red! With over a million realized already with single live bets.

Till that day we swallow our prides and be United, Alabi and Co will keep feeding fat on our resources.

Way forward: Someone get Jasper to teach us how he fishes. This really is our only chance to wreck havoc on bookies. Thanks, may God unite us.
Never seen any Jasper here




Cc Jasper show thy self
PoliticsRe: Before Nigeria Goes The Way Of Rwanda By Dele Momodu by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:59pm On Feb 17, 2018
This fat shortsighted cow should shut up


Just imagine the boring epistle this nigger is spewing. How the so called sophisticated and enlightened people such as this dummy were able to campaign and vote for a certificate less jihadist like Buhari is a surprise to me.


Buhari was, is and will still be a failure


2019 Buhari must win whether u and I like it ir not


Who can stop himhuh


Already they have started mobilising children almajiri voters and foreigners from Chad Niger Cameroon Sudan South Sudan and any other place for election

The entire North will still vote him
South west will vote him because of that foolish short osinbajo
And the middle belt slaves will still vote him


So I repeat no one can stop Buhari

forget all this online noise

I have already accepted Buhari will remain nails president till 2023

I have my PVC but God forbid I suffer myself and que just to cast my vote

I go dey my house dey chill

Besides most of this politicians children no dey vote
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 7:00pm On Feb 17, 2018
Valverde: "This (Eibar) match was very important for us after two draws in the league. I don't care much about Chelsea, our objective was to win again. In Ipurua everybody suffers, nobody wins easy, but Tuesday is another story"
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:25pm On Feb 17, 2018
funnynation:
Abeg make una help me secure this one abeg. My fellow punters...

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Oya punters in the house this guy na one of our own let's vote him


But first u go give men uncastable 10 ogbonge odd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:52pm On Feb 17, 2018
Neymar1095:
Messi has not scored in straight 5 matches now .
There is so much more to his games than scoring goals

He gave an assist and has being on messi mode as usual


Nevertheless I expect hat trick against Chelsea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:51pm On Feb 17, 2018
This Eibar are mean I

Now I understand why Valverde decided to use our top dogs

This Eibar team has what it takes to whoop Chelsea 2-0 self tongue
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:30pm On Feb 17, 2018
2dice01:
Eibar Vs Barcelona Home win foul 1.47
Livebet
Which bookiehuh
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:30pm On Feb 17, 2018
Fxwarrior:
You say what?
That same person wey carry Bayern win still PSG under 5.5
First half never finish them dey play 3-1

People get mind sha
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:51pm On Feb 17, 2018
The devil has used Bayern to do his bidding cheesy

and I here say person use 5milla play game with Bayern to win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:25pm On Feb 17, 2018
haymekus:
Mtcheeew


You should hav said he shd use our team B or better still not turn up for the game
Shut up


Why did we buy Coutinho so he can come and chop benchhuh


Our match against Chelsea is this Tuesday

it's so close

Ev suppose to rest Iniesta at least
in fact even dembele suppose start
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:15pm On Feb 17, 2018
mcdreeezy:
Our regulars couldn't get a win at home against a struggling Getafe, is it Eibar that hasn't lost their last 12 games that they would get a good result?


The only anomaly in that line-up is Andres and I don't even expect him to play all 90mins.
What if they couldn't win because they rarely resthuh


Ev rotation has declined
when last did he play Denis Suarez
The boy rarely sees bench sef

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