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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 3:49pm On Feb 17, 2018
tesppidd:
I think it's a good idea to start a full line up.

Dropping points today would be a big psychological blow as we head to stanford bridge.


The only grudge I have is Iniesta.
He should be rested for Coutinho today.
Coutinho, Denis Suarez, dembele, yerry mina, vermelean digne and Alena should have started today

I know Eibar are good but if this aforementioned players can't get a good result against Eibar then they no be am na

imagine if Eibar injure one of our top playershuh

Valverde too dey fear


In fact he should have rested stegen
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 3:29pm On Feb 17, 2018
Raizo007:
i use uba mastercard, and it works perfectly.
Mine is verve and they just fucking me up here
I have tried it in merrybet and bet9ja still thesame thing
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 3:22pm On Feb 17, 2018
Guys please who is using uba card here


it's like the card doesnt work on any betting site?
PoliticsRe: APC Reconciliation: Tinubu, Oyegun In Battle Of Wits by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:45pm On Feb 17, 2018
fulaniHERDSman:
Well this is how we gonna do this.

Fvck Tinubbu, fvck Oyegoon, fvck Buari
Fvck all BMC staff, Building inmates @ Utako and all their motherfvcking NL crew
And if you want to be down with APC, then fvck you too
LIAR XL, fvck you too
All you motherfvckers, fvck you too (take money, take money)
All of y'all mother fvckers, fvck you, die slow, motherfvcker
Our PVCs make sure all y'all kids don't grow
.... cool cool
Ma nigger grin

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:37am On Feb 17, 2018
chewbacca:
B954EZWCSECWAP-4686395
experimented with tennis correct score.. it GREENED cool
Tennis prediction guru


Twale baba
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:36am On Feb 17, 2018
cyberhike:
to the great punting statisticians . ...

I intend staking on the following matches.
PSG vs Strasbourg over 8.5 corners eibar vs Barcelona under 12.5 corners apoel vs omonia 1x
please confirm if I'm good to go.
thanks
That Eibar seems risky O Both teams attack well
I personally expect enough corners
but all na punting sha anything goes But barca Eibar goal market might be better
TravelRe: U.S Bans A Female Nigerian Banker For Life Over Fake Visa by ClumsyFlimsy: 11:29am On Feb 17, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


It's sad that she wants to assist the SFU catch her uncle even when she knows that it won't make them release her or lift her ban.

That's the problem with we Southerners, we never want to go down alone.
Where's the love?
Where's the unity?
Where's the sacrifice?

A herdsman will never give away his accomplice or benefactor no matter what.

We are our own problems and that's why they'd keep conquering us.
Their strength is not in numbers
Their strength is in their unity.
Naira lands very own vip

Na high time seun dedicate space for u in every thread


Your comments are golden
CelebritiesRe: Ebuka Hit Internet With Another Dress,This Time As Benin Royal at Black Panther by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:41am On Feb 17, 2018
MhizAJ:
Ebuka cares too much about his appearance
I don't like such men
Such men don't give a flying Bleep whether u like them or not cheesy
PoliticsRe: Four Quick Thoughts On The Zamfara Massacre By Farooq Kperogi by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:13am On Feb 17, 2018
Hardeybohwarley:
You equally possess that writing skill.
Likewise you cheesy
PoliticsRe: FRSC Celebrates 30th Anniversary by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:07am On Feb 17, 2018
Annoying FRSC
PoliticsRe: Femi Kayode Pens Touching Words To Nnamdi KANU Says He Misses Him by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:36am On Feb 17, 2018
madridguy:
You dey mind the mofo tongue after he had pushed the guy into big pit tongue that is afonja for you. They push and leave you with the aftermath of the pushing.
Since Kanu has been missing, has the basket mouth lead any protest to the Nigeria army for the location of Kanu? NO.
I hope Kanu will understand us better now. Nnamdi Kanu, if you're reading my post now, continue with your struggle and don't allow any politician to come near you again. They will only use you and dump you.

May the peace of God be with you and your family. I know you're alive and alive you will return.
Yorubas can you see that this herdsman Madrid guy is a tribalisthuh

I even think say na only Igbos the boy hate not knowing he also doesn't like yorubas

See as he call una afonja grin

He has the minndset of the average. core northerner who hates everyone and everything good
RomanceRe: My Mum Must Be Regretting Giving Birth To Me by ClumsyFlimsy: 5:22am On Feb 17, 2018
dasparrow:
Your type is the reason why in many advanced countries an increasing number of women are now chosing to forgo child bearing and just get themselves a dog or cat and live their lives happily ever after.

I wonder where your father is? Probably dead since it is a well known fact that Nigerian men don't live long looking at the large number of widows in the Nigerian society.

And I bet your mother was so happy she gave birth to a son when she had you. She must be thinking, now I won't be sent packing from my matrimonial home by my husband or in-laws now that I have given birth to a boy.

Little did she know she had given birth to lucifer's little spawn.

I pity Nigerian women. If they are not getting beat up by their misogynist husbands, they are getting beat up by their misogynist sons whom they raised.

I can now see why Nigerian married women look way older than their age. Problems here and there.

Don't worry. Should you have kids, they will treat you the same way. Karma is a dish best served cold. Continue okay? Go ahead and kill the only mother you have.

That is why I shake my head when Nigerian women lament about not having sons. They don't know what God is trying to protect them from.
Hoo my jesuuss
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:07pm On Feb 16, 2018
BadLuckonmyGame:
Who can manage my lionsbet account... I have some cash there but no time dis days to analyze game and play...
I am interested

What are your T&C

I intend playing odds of less than 1.80 5 times a week grin
EducationRe: Jamb Official Blames Boko Haram For Missing N613,000 Belonging To The Board.. by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:41am On Feb 16, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


It has never fully dawned on me why Boko Haram has a problem with education.

They've gone from kidnapping students about to write WAEC to stealing JAMB's money.
I just hope they don't hijack Common Entrance question papers next.
Nairalands finest is back cheesy
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Adeola Williams 'Ade Lawyer' Notorious Assassin In The South West by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:19am On Feb 16, 2018
paparazzi1987:
Ade Lawyer the most dreadful assassin among the Area boys and Unions.
The area boys on the island fear this guy pass devil itself..
cool
E be like u sabi am


The man no looks tough na
PoliticsRe: Ortom Presents Documents To Indict Presidency, Defence Minister, IGP by ClumsyFlimsy: 9:08am On Feb 16, 2018
Buhari has a hand in Benue killings him and IGP
They should be held accountable

Thank god ortom Don grow balls to challenge this wicked Fulani president


Buhari no send because the bastard knows he will still win next years election and nothing will happen
PoliticsRe: 2019: Buhari Meets APC Governors In Daura Today by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:27am On Feb 16, 2018
mokaflex:
Sai Baba till nnamdi cownu goes to hail for calling my country a zoo. cool
Dull aboki it's "hell" not "hail"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:13am On Feb 16, 2018
RuffRuggedRaw:
Nah man. You give this Real Madrid side way too much credit. They have digressed so very badly, it is shocking!
Yes, they have the experience and players that can capitalize if they get chances but PSG with a bit more "sense" should have won that game.
Real played like they do not have a midfield shield in front of the defence; they did not keep possession, did not press to win it back and on way too many occasions, PSG had promising (3v3 / 3v4) attack situations that could have been goal-scoring opportunities if well developed.

City may not have a fantastic defence, but they have 10 outfield players who will run, chase and harry whenever they are not in possession of the ball and can keep it very well. I cannot speak for any other team but Pep's Manchester City have the potential to make Real Madrid look very, very, very ordinary if they meet with this current run of forms on both sides... and they will do it in the way "prime" Barcelona would!
Awesome analysis

Madrid won PSG not because they were superb but because PSG weren't serious nor determined.
PSG weren't confident and lack experience


If Madrid play man city the way they played psg; man city will surely whoop their ass. After all man city have experience and you can't possibly compare their midfield with that of PSG. And Guardiola is no joker cheesy


That man is aiming for treble

To me after barca

Man city are the team to beat in this UCL
I had rather play Madrid or any other team than man city

At least till finals grin
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:34pm On Feb 15, 2018
atoyebidaramola:
***DON'T BE SURPRISE*** Ostersund -:- Arsenal FC Tip: (1) odd:7.00 Time:19:00
I won't be surprised because arsenal na mumu team

And today chernomorets u21 with about 16odd win shattered Donetsk
And peykan with big odd win today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:30pm On Feb 15, 2018
jamescross:
what of the 135m better than neymar lw replacement cheesy dembele
Nobody said dembele was better than Neymar


At least not yet grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 6:29pm On Feb 15, 2018
Neymar1095:
If only Neymar has the sense of DE Bruyne for releasing that One time pass with prescion.
Lol cheesy

Twitter Bot don come again o
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Trader In Benue State (Graphic Photos) by ClumsyFlimsy: 4:16pm On Feb 15, 2018
NonsoWow:
Abuchi. Sounds like a wawa name. It is only wawa people you see living in interior villages of the north, thereby making themselves susceptible to attacks. Anambra indigenes are only found in the big cities there doing big business like real Igbos that we are.


On a more serious note, what is Governor Ortom doing with security votes if he can't protect his state with it? He should hand over the security votes to the FG if he can't put them to good use.
Onye ofe mmanu.
BusinessRe: Can Freelance Be The Answer To The Prayers Of Unemployed Nigerians? by ClumsyFlimsy: 3:06pm On Feb 15, 2018
henrixx:
At the beginning op said

What do you do when no one wants to hire you because of bad economy and having enough staff

How do you think you can make it as a freelancer when no one is hiring?

It's easy to write write and write. There is a stark difference between what is on the paper and reality
Don't mind the op


Freelancing is good


But without someone that requires your services it will be useless and a total waste of time
AgricultureRe: Fulani Herdsmen Destroy Farms Worth Millions by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:24pm On Feb 15, 2018
Narldon:


WRONG
So what's the answer cheesy
AgricultureRe: Fulani Herdsmen Destroy Farms Worth Millions by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:03pm On Feb 15, 2018
Narldon:

WRONG
All your money I don't want
CrimeRe: Policemen Injure Many In Bayelsa As They Open Fire On Youths. Graphic Photos by ClumsyFlimsy: 2:00pm On Feb 15, 2018
it's high time we start dealing with any law enforcement personnel who thinks he can intimidate and kill and go Scot free
AgricultureRe: Fulani Herdsmen Destroy Farms Worth Millions by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:34pm On Feb 15, 2018
Seun:
Arrest them for armed robbery or theft, because that's what they are doing. Sell their cows to farmers who maintain their own pastures.
What about farmers being butchered?

How will they be compensated ❓
AgricultureRe: Fulani Herdsmen Destroy Farms Worth Millions by ClumsyFlimsy: 1:33pm On Feb 15, 2018
Narldon:


Please arrange the following words correctly and win 1k

"All your I money at want don't"

I don't want all your money
PoliticsRe: Fire Outbreak At National Assembly, Senators Evacuated by ClumsyFlimsy: 12:14pm On Feb 15, 2018
I pray the fire consume them
CelebritiesRe: Valentine: Davido Celebrates The Plenty Women In His Life & Number 1, Chioma by ClumsyFlimsy: 10:46am On Feb 15, 2018
Onijagidijagan:
Of all d beautiful women in Nigeria why chioma? d juju don dey work on Davido.
Davido nor get good taste at all unlike wizkid.
No be juju


Igbo babes are the best


They are clean and cook well


They treat us like kings grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:42am On Feb 15, 2018
We are coming for u hazardous bitch ass fuckboys.
We go molest una home and away cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ClumsyFlimsy: 8:39am On Feb 15, 2018
dmcdad:
As much as I ain't a fan of making excessive noise about how we will beat a team silly, yet it should be noted that it happens with every club. Go to the Chelsea thread and some other places online and imagine what they said they would do with Barça.

In the course of last night's game, Chelsea fans were just reiterating that they would kill Barça... As in, they would do to Barça what Madrid was doing to PSG at the time. So, just know it's a normal thing with most fans, hence you should tone it down with the 'caution' 'caution.' thingy. It's a normal thing that happens with football fans. Besides, whatever you say prior to the game, whether optimistically or otherwise, it wouldn't change the outcome.

Moreover, do you think because you applied caution with regards to the match, and maybe Chelsea ends up winning, do you think the Chelsea fans on here would spare you trolling? I guess not.

Like I said... It happens everywhere. Alot of Chelsea fans are full of confidence already that they would defeat us. It's a two-way street bro.
Spot on




We go trash chelshit home and away


Those hazardous Bleep boys can't do nada

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