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coogar:
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so I'm never gonna see it. I give up

I wish jennykadry saved it.

tpia5:
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madam, stop pestering me.

go to coogar , prickaboo or crackhuos for your thanksgiving, as you dey america.

stop disturbing me plz,you be witch?

na dem dey waka go everywhere without invitation as if na dem papa property.

I'm sorry I can't do without you. It is you or no one else

coogar:
ask the people viewing....
they would tell you i did. i am a man of my words.

ok then. Next time

coogar:
see you....
window of opportunity don close.

not fair. I was multitasking. Doing something else and nairalalnding

Something tells me you didn't post any picture at first

coogar:
you have 60 secs grace....

tick tock tick tock.....

time!!!

come on coogar. Ok I'm back . in fact 30 secs now

coogar:
fit women - like sister sarah.

picture or.....

tpia5:
@ crackhuos

Nah, it doesn't.

I am a child of God.

Try your luck with mrs cococandy.

No vex o, madam, I just dey build your market, you should thank me sef.

see as you dey find trouble madam tilapia. Anyway you haven't answered me, am I invited for thanksgiving? I hope you know how to cook.

All those high jumps ke? And the intensity is too much . Coogar have mercy. Whatever happened to the good old treadmill?

Well I think I will watch out for the full video when it comes out and try my ability

coogar:
there's no move anyone can do. if a woman can go into the labour room & come out smoking then this is child's play. it only takes determination. it's a 30-min work out video. no weight lifting, no dumb-bells. just follow the instructor.

if you get zapped, take a breather....note the time & continue. just make sure you do 30-minutes everyday & that's it. there's no magic or abracadabra. healthy living is the best ingredient to achieve a successful marriage.

emeraldoe:
so, how many av u married and divorced

too many to count

coogar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ556KtNva0

i can only do one or two moves in that video . The rest are just too hard
I can't do ONE push up. I'm sorry this is for strong babes. See the way they were breathing and panting . And such ripped abs . Phew.

You have a phobia for fleshy women?
You will make a husband that's like the type I have.
" ha too much carbs"
"Don't eat until you're full"
" work out more"
"Come do crunches with me"
Always breathing down my neck to remember to keep in shape with VERY hard routines.

You guys don't know we don't have as much strength as you do?
Pls go easy on sister Sarah o.

crackhaus:
Good thing you used phat and not fat.

Pretty, hot, and thick!
Just how I like em'

All three conditions must be satisfied to qualify though, it can't be 1/3 or 2/3...

greedy

babyosisi:
The didn't slice it thin like back home but the thing is so dellish
Fresh.
I was actually there when the lady supplied it

i dikwa very lucky.

This issue has different shades of grey.

babyosisi:
Cococandy,you won't believe what I just bought now

Abacha and aki

I haven't eaten this in a while
This will finish before I drive to the junction
I can't even wait to get home

I'm jealous . That's fresh abacha right?

Anyway I hope you're not driving and eating . Before these thanksgiving crazy folks jam you.

alutacontinua:
I don't use my woman for such things
She's a queen, in every sense of the word.
She doesn't get stained by flour and all that shyte

you're the best husband ever.
In fact you're my last bus stop. No more marrying and divorcing for me again .

coogar:
she won't even go 3 sizes up.
thank God for "insanity" workout DVDs.....

you want to kill somebody's daughter? Which one is insanity work out videos?

tpia5:
Even I who am followed from thread to thread by the likes of coogar, crackhuos, prickaboo and a whole host of others with their filthy mouths, did not say I'm being picked on even when its as clear as day.


Maybe I should stop forming superwoman and play the damsel in distress instead.

na lie . You're the one terrorizing everybody. We are afraid of you.

In fact if you tell me to shut the F up, I will simply say 'yes ma'am '

Damsel in distress won't suit you. It's too late already .

tpia5:
Op you need Jesus in your life.

amen.

damiso:
Cococandy Biko where is the lingerie thread?

https://www.nairaland.com/1451607/lingerie-must#18327249

In fact your presence will be very welcome as we have gone cold at the moment.

edwife:
You have to cook it like fried rice,add water little by little.....

It looks good but soggy as you said....

At least you tried,but you know what they say practice makes it better

thanks

Chillisauce:
Looks good babe. Soggy or not. Amma Eat it with a glass of red wine then doze off

I will do it better next time .

ShahzadNonso:
Lol, you no well o. Enjoy your many many husbands.




Abeg I dey sell form o incase any other guy wan join the list of cococandy's husbands

i've made you manager in charge of that aspect . Pls collect enough registration fees o. The economy is tight these days. we need money

Coogar!

Anyway it seems you don't like the phat chic. I put that one for Crackhaus. Else he would have said the models are all malnourished. Dude likes to hold something as a correct African man .

coogar:
chimo!!!!!!!
see chicala......now this is what i am talking about. sister sarah will register soon as she gets back from church.




stüpid cünt!
instead of you to thank her for enlightening you about what to wear, you are picking fights like a hoodrat. you better hop to their threads instead of all those second hand undies you love to wear.

shameless vulture!!!



forgive her!
is there anyway you can enrol her too? i will readily pay her fees & any inclusive cost. her madness might have emanated from the used undies she wears. 90% of tpia's collections were removed from the corpses in crisis-ridden countries in africa(liberia, sierra leone, rwanda, etc)

tpia5:
What did I do to offend you on the said thread,.

never mind. I wasn't even offended. It is hard to get mad at you.

Just that you claiming not to know me after deliberately picking on me makes you look like a joker.

Are you making turkey for thanksgiving?
I'm coming to visit you whether you like it or not.

damiso:
Yoruba word for ogbanje

i guessed as much. Just wanted to be clear. Thanks a lot.

@op, well that's pretty much obvious . Many diseases and ailments that were attributed to evil spirits and curses just so happened because we were in the dark about them. Although Many tribes in Nigeria still have some sort of spiritual beliefs about genetic or even non genetic illnesses. Sad really. We will get there someday

crackhaus:
He told you so?

yes

lol after looking for my trouble in the other thread with your side nigga comments you claim you don't know me. Issorait.



I will kiss you until you pass out

tpia5:
I'm not a lesbian dear, why don't you save your wishes and kissy smileys for coogar and co?


Secondly, I do not know you, so please do not start all this wishing crap.

Its usually those of you with evil hearts on here who do that.


I see you are following my posts even though I am not following yours.

Let me check my follower list, to see if you've added yourself there.

coogar:
which lingerie thread is that? can my delectable sister sarah join you guys there??

yelx of course. You will love the transformation . That is where we perfect the art of red ling . She will no longer be sister Sarah but vixen Sarah.


Well vixen behind closed doors only.

Edwife I'm done. I didn't have chicken so I used fish and no celery so i used carrots instead.

It was nice but a bit soggy cos I added a lil too much water. i was afraid it would be too strong if I didn't add enough water.


I think I prefer my white rice joor.
I will also try that Thai rice chillisauce suggested.

crackhaus:
You know exactly what I mean - traditional rulers are likely to have more than one wife.

You shouldn't disagree just because it's me and you feel I'm endorsing polygamy, you know I'm right.

erm likely but not required to. Well even he knows it is not ideal that is why he kept to one .

tpia5:
Oya, ma'am, you've been given the green light.

The floor is yours, show us what you got.

happy thanksgiving tpia

coogar:
you don't watch football at all? cheiiiii

ehn, we can discuss different types of yams. how do you like them? .

nope. I don't get football at all.

I actually prefer to just view the thread and contribute only minimally so that you guys can have your boys talk while we have our girls talk on the lingerie thread.

coogar:
when important people like una won't come & grace the boy's lounge, why won't the pests show up?

I just follow and read up. The sports talk is above my comprehension level.