₦airaland Forum

searching4love:
Will you marry me

mayb she has a big tummy she can't tuck in unlike anita Joseph

sauceny:
So u also have a protruding stomach as well ...Then stop eating heavy foodz like fufu & garri,try something like weat & semo.

And don't forget to stop drinking beers,try juice & wine(lil bit of em tho)....No man lovez a girl with fallen/protruding/triple stomach

no,but thanks. ...my stomach is not protruding plus I don't do beer buh I tuck it in perfectly well wen d need arises

axortedbabe:
why she cum hold her breath like that..

jst to make her stomach look flat
I dy do am well well

I only see these things on net
I stay close to okrika
how come I no see am or hear d news
liars errwhr

baby mamas are like mtn,they are evrywhr u go

isaac boro park looks like a dumping site 4 refuse
its not meant to b on d list
port Harcourt tourist kini?go there go see how shit dy float untop the water.by d time u see d beach u go delete this post

chaberry:
Osibanjo doin everythin possible to remain relevant. Don't he have anyother job to do rather than tweeting all the time? Is that how he intend in rulling us, by tweeting 24hrs a day

don't mind him
m really disappointed in dat his pastor status
wen he gets into power
he'll see his paymaster will do worst
osubade d pretender

u think say e easy?can d uncircumcised buhari urinate dat way?
he has to squat so him piss no go splash pour people around am
buhari cannot control his joystick while urinating

emiye:
Na lie, you know sabi jor !

There is no need for laptop use and "catching faces on camera" to collect your PVC.

The whole of rivers state, one PVC collection centre ?? talk another lie

I collected mine from my LGA, even though i had lost my TVC. I proofed my identity, and an attestation form was only filled by the INEC officer, and i simply thumbprinted.

speak 4 ur LGA den
this happened life in Abuloma....people from fimie,ozuboko,okugagu had to come to abloma
we weren't given any form to fill mr know all
wen it's ur turn to get urs...ull sit in front of d official nd den d official will ask 4 ur detail nd den start filling with d laptop nd den use webcam to capture ur face..ull also thumbprint
so I ain't lying oga or madam wichever u are.
people evn had to go to okrika and kalio to get theirs done

J12:
The fact remains that at least 10 million voters won't be able to collect their PVC's due to INEC's distribution policy.
INEC is a doing a very poor job at sensitizing and informing the public about the status of their pvc's.
10-20 million voters will be disenfranchised this month because of INEC's poor communication strategy.
The leadership of INEC should bow their heads in shame.

exactly my point
nd in rivers state we had jst one pvc collection centre whr people 4rm other communities also come to get theirs
imagine inec officials taking details,catching faces oon camera with jst two laptops 4 a crowd of over 500
people leave home as early as 5 nd endup not getting their pvc's done by the end of the day

I knw cos my house is opposite the collection centre nd I had to troll 4 days b4 I got mine

size38:
Instead of my people in the Niger Delta and south-East to go and collect their PVCs, they will be on Nairaland every day abusing other tribes. The south-easterners will prefer going to open their shops everyday including sundays instead of going to get their pvcs. While my Niger delta people prefer running errant for politicians including killing and maiming others for peanuts. Yet, they still want GEJ to win. How? Even as am not going to vote GEJ again because I don't believe in his leadership style, let those who still believe do the needful.

come to rivers state and u'll knw getting pvc here is not a day job
don't sit in d comfort of ur home nd type rubbish u knw nothing about
how do u expect a crowd of 500-600 to get their pvc's done with jst too laptop nd two officials taking err1's detail wen it finally gets to ur turn,d laptop is shut down nd they keep posting you.

I love d aquarium bed
gives uu d under water sensation
it's jst too fine

wakacome:
You are as dumb as your post...go and sin no more...na joke ooo..

I'll jst ignore u dullard
na joke too o

berem:
Was your own data deleted? Haven't you collected your own PVC? The day you went to collect your own PVC and told us the story on nairaland by opening a thread for it,did you make this statement?
Why do you people always resort to lies?

In the north,the people there are ready to stay from morning till night to collect their PVCs unlike in the south where they are waiting for INEC to bring their cards to their homes.

Don't blame INEC if people in the south didn't get their cards. Blame the people who have refused to collect.

people in d south went out to collect theirs ok
I personally trolled 4 3days b4 I could get mine
sometimees I wake up as early as 6 nd leave d pvc collection centre by 8
so u should blame d incompetent inec officials nd dia two system 4 distributing pvc to a croud of 500
m a sortherner 4rm rivers state.
some people had to cross rivers to d oda side cos of too much population at my end but stl ddnt get theirs
so get ur facts ryt ma'am

wakacome:
Who stole your common sense??

Even if the election is postponed to next twelve months BUHARI will still win and our votes will send your boss GEJ back to otuoke to go and be doing cassava farming and be drinking ogogoro that has made him clueless......

common sense isn't common afterall nd wat makes u think votes dat are not rooted 4 GEJ can make him go to otueke nd start drinking ogogoro. dude has more dan enough to carter 4 his family till weneva

nd u,ul'ld only endup on nl cursing GEJ on nl
e go surprise u wen u see say ol d ogogoro joints 4 otueke go soon turn to 5 stars hotel

Sanchez01:
CAN does not have the guts to! Ayo Oritsejafor had been branded a PDP pastor at some and I was almost forced to believe he was the President's spokesperson sef.

cc
Seun
Lalasticlala
Mukina2

same way I believe father mbaka is apc's spokeperson

story for ikwerre gods

no big difference between channel tv nd linda's blog
nobi so linda say she no dy support any party on her blog
but her written language says it all
na apc get her blog

no big difference between channel tv nd linda's blog
nobi so linda say she no dy support any party on her blog
but her written language says it all
she b apc die hard fan

I see jealousy errwhr evn on liinda's blog
linda say she no dy support any party but anything wey pdp do dy pain her. ..it's clear she supports Apc cos her captions on pdp related posts dy annoying evn her comment 4 toyin pics with Jonathan is demeaning
she sed good 4 her in a mocking way
linda ikeji na jealousy go kill u
go snap wit buhari na

rokiatu:
My brother you have said it all. They should be praying for him instead, if only they knew whats after death, Prayers is what Muna needs right now.

sorry can u pls give me an indepth explanation as to wat praying 4 d dead does,does it give us comfort or make a person's sinful soul repentant. ....I really wish to learn more cos there is this man on tele dat toks abt death,astrial plane nd so on it really gives me comfort.

Foxycute:
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My dear wat were u expecting? Is now a lifeless body. Weeda decorated or not wat matas is where is his soul going. #life afta death. Not too harsh on him moreova his mom is frm my town(Obosi Anambra state), he was my broda's secondary school mate. Death don't move me again, am presently on wheelchair due to accident I had oct last year. Lost 3 of my fwends, was even in coma wen dey were buried. We shd be worried more abt our salvation. Life is vanity

so sorry abtt that...wish u speedy recovery. m jst saying cos of his celebrity status,plus I'm not sure he is a muslim...u knw how dere own burial is na.it doesn't matter tho, ol d same my hrt reaches out to d family of d deceased

this is disturbing....na evn untop bench dem place him casket.indeed death is no respecter of person,sleep on muna

berem:
What kind of hairstyle is that? Is she bald in the middle of her head?

Well,she should apologize to her parents and promise not to hurt them again.

lool

saw d news on tv yesterday
she's an albino

papaejima1:
Rotimi Amaechi now has a pdp equivalent!
Good to know.

lol
so true

conversation btw pepe nd another woman at d rallly



woman:pepe,I jst saw ur gist online. sum1 jst posted ur blunders


pepe:hahaha,dem no say I no sabi English but dem stl dy kill demsef.
na me stl dy chop naija money
if dem ask dem 4 d name of dia first lady 4 exam na my name dem go stl write 4 dia answer sheet durrrrrrrrh!!!!!!

nigeria needs to b divided
anybdy dat doesn't wnt to b ruled by Jonathan can go join buhari at d other end of the country

DeCritique:
Abeg my sister, no mind the thugs jare. This sun too much oh. You go follow me lick ice cream?

Ice cream man!!

Which one you dey like? Fan milk abi fan choco??

#GEJ till 2019!!

lol thanks

DeCritique:
Abeg my sister, no mind the thugs jare. This sun too much oh. You go follow me lick ice cream?

Ice cream man!!

Which one you dey like? Fan milk abi fan choco??

#GEJ till 2019!!

lol