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AwesomeGodIAv:
As I don get alerts God win!!!!


Oya oooooooo I don born ooo.

Favouredmom, I told u ooo sey as e dey do me
I don port o!

MARKone:
“The said Emeka continued saying that his intentions were genuine, that he actually want her for a wife. On hearing this, the girl calmed a little and decided to be a little bit more civil man wey u never see before, u still follow am go him hotel room. Anyway the story get as e be, might be a case of a jilted lover trying to tarnish the image of the man, women can be funny.

zaynie:
Firstly, congrats on the birth of your baby.
May your child always make you happy and proud. Amin

At that age, I feed on demand.
When baby is smacking his lips, rubbing his face on your clothes or sucking on his fingers.... might mean he is ready to eat.

Some people time.... every 3 hours or so. This is usually most effective if baby is bottle fed or if mother works.

SalomonKane:
Up yours, you wasted ovary.

SalomonKane:
Still replying with memes I see. Didn't know your tongue was sliced off for spewing so much nonsense.

Not to worry, your fingers' next, since you chose to behave like a brain-dead dead urchin, what use have you with a brain?

SalomonKane:
Her memes are funny because they show she's suffering from serious case of dyslexia.

That's why she can only reply me with memes.

Truly, the kids of today are dead and buried with mothers like that coldfEet nincompoop.

I'm shamed she's going to infect her poor baby with her moronic' shenanigans.

It's a shame Nigeria doesn't have Social Service.

SalomonKane:
Honestly I thought the coded demented feet was foolish, I didn't know she's a failed buffoon.

keep filling this place with your moronic_ nuisance and let it melt into your shattered medula oblongata so it'll whisper to you just how much of a deranged jester you are.

Ishilove:
Why do you bother with that thing? It is quoting with memes because it's dangerously low IQ is incapable of stringing together a coherent come back. You hit the nail on the head with 'deranged jester', although I would have used 'mentally _retarded'

jazzyjazz:
Ehenm abeg sabi mamas I get kweshion

Pls when it comes to omugo, whose parent usually come first? Is it the lady's mum or the man's mum?

I have 2 mother inlaws (dh papa marry 2 wives)
I know my second MIL will not come
But my dh's mum lives in Jos, while my mum lives in Abj. I and dh also live in Abj

So pls how does this omugo thing really work?
Who comes first?

SalomonKane:
This is among the reason I christian trolling. It's the only answer fools reason with.

Someone who has coldfeet, who even chose the moniker coldfeet should be shove into the abyss of concrete foolishness, so they can solidify with it.

That's why her foolishness speak to her so often that she just can't help but show she indeed has coldfeet.

The demented cunt_ will get scalped by me today. It's a guarantee.

coldfeet, you just earned yourself a first class ticket to Hell.

SalomonKane:
Miss! permit me to tell you that you are a certified failure, who transmorgrify into a foolish abused woman with a battered ego.

Why else do you show such foolishness that warrant you being labelled as a dyslexic who suffer from acute syndrome of dementia.

Madam! I suggest you take your demented vagina and shove a cucumber into it.

You foolish cunt_

SalomonKane:
I'm by no means amazed that a tribal bigot, who's an ipod female disgraced yoot member, who was shamed in the politics and romance section of this great site, believe her useless attention seeking ways is helping to sensitize mothers.

Who would want a bigoted bile infested woman to sensitize them?

I wonder if Techno mobile haven't retrieved their phone from the bile infected big yansh woman.

Attention seeking always has a way of biting one in their sh1t stained anus.

Yeye dey smell!.

SalomonKane:
I find it repugnant that loose vaginas who seek online acceptance so much that they post pics of their young ones online, to prove to peeps who don't give a rats penis_ about them that they're sore losers.

How else can one believe someone having coldfeet can refer to someone else as dumb, without her knowing she's married to the reality of being dumb.

Ishilove:
Imagine that empty headed bufoon calling herself and her progeny dumb heads. See me see nonsense o

Ishilove:
You're the dumbest person I've come across in recent times. Nonsense woman.

thorpido:
SalomonKane and Ishilove.......chillll

Kobicove:
"Good things will never seize in our homes"

Who wrote this nonsense?!

spiceeamiee:
Good afternoon bumping mamas. Hope we are all doing fine. I'm new here (although I posted about my preg news a few days ago). I asked our sabi mamas what kind of prenatals I should be taking but nobody answered me oo . Anyways I sha went and bought Pregnacare Original and Folic acid with Vit B12. I hope I am on the right track? If there are any other vitamins to add, please let me know. Its not that I'm self medicating o. I only found out that I was pregnant this past Saturday so I have been making inquiries about antenatal registration but I just want to be proactive pending when I will register which will be by this weekend by God's grace. I have a few questions to ask and pls, able mamas don't pass by without answers o

a. How do I officially register on NL preggy thread?

b. I got married on 29th Oct. My last period was on 22nd and ovu was 5th of Nov. Found out I was preggy on 19th. However, I read online that the pregnancy will be counted from the first day of my last period. By this calculation, I should be almost 5weeks now. Ejo, is it true? I feel its funny considering that I never even stay husband house reach 5weeks.

c. The other issue that has been bothering me is this. From 5th of Nov, I had this terrible cold and catarrh and I took Actifed tablets twice daily for 4days. On 11th of Nov, I had very terrible waist pain that I couldn't stand up. It was so bad that I feared I was going to get paralyzed and my village people that did not want me to get married had finally caught up with me . Kai, I had no idea it was implantation pain. On Sunday the 13th, hubby got Diclofenac for me and I took two tablets. By evening of that Sunday, I was having terrible heartburns (I have ulcer) so I thought it was caused by the Diclofenac I took. By Monday 14th, I bought Omeperazole and took one tablet. I did not take the Diclofenac again. I also only took the Omeperazole tablet once. By Saturday 19th, I did a strip and blood test which confirmed me preggy. Now my fear is if all these drugs I took will not affect my babies ( im praying for twins!) In any way.

d. Please who can recommend a good hospital for antenatal for me in Ago Palace Way? I dont want Festac cos I feel its far and I dont want to stress myself. I have gone to Outreach to make inquiries but do let me know if there are other good ones besides Outreach. I want to register this weekend.

e. Lastly, Please how do I reply someone's comment on this thread?

Thank you all and God bless.

Loisemm:
Indistresspls , if you are serious quickly send pms or try to reach a few mamas here with your real moniker like helovesme , coldfeet , iomoge2 . They can verify you and convince the rest.

And if its truly an emergency, who privacy help? Like they said, you will get quicker response with ur real moniker. If u want, u can change it lerra.

But Asuquo is primarily a name used by males. Is it ur account? Hubby's own?
U better not be playing games with mothers ooo. God no go take am easy with you, dear.

enkaydewdrop:
Mama, e be like say na you I go come meet for lessons oh.. . Be like say you sabi the thing wella...

Twale ma

ozycy:
Where am I please?

Where did all this twerking mamas come out from?
Enkaydewdrop
Zaynie
Hajarahbadmus
Fortius
Missmalachi
You pple are planning twerking lesson and didn't inform me issnorfair

hajarahbadmus:
the waist rolling...hips grinding. ..the humpings....the scissors and doggy styles were on point..choi I didnt know I could be so flexible

spiceeamiee:
Hello sabi mamas.. I got married three weeks ago and just found out on Saturday that I'm pregnant. My husband traveled and will be back on Wednesday so I haven't told him yet cos I dont want to do that over the phone. I haven't told my mom either because she is in church camp. I just want to keep the news to myself a little bit. Is that weird? I bought Pregnacare Pregnancy yesterday and started taking it. Is it right for me to be taking it? What other vitamins can I add to it? When is the appropriate time for me to register for ante natal? When can I go for my first scan? So many questions lolss.. but I would appreciate swift responses. Thanks

callola:
Pls, mamas I need your prayers ooooo, I have been having waist pains, headache and backache for a couple of days now. I took fansida and pcm last night and was able to go to church today. But after l finish cooking lunch, my sisters na so cold start with headache, backache and waist pains. I have took pcm no way, our family doctor said he is not around, though I didn't register with him due to last experience. The only thing I can take is water. Abeg, i need help.

YeyeObas5:
knock knock. The late comer is here. team November (cover face with my brez). Abeg no be my fault jare, just don't know how to post on the page, being following since may when I stumbled on this thread (God bless that day). Registered sometimes in September but couldn't log in, just found out my way around here. cappo iomoge2, golden chair d
on finish bha? Don't worry, am making myself comfortable already. EDD is 30th. Mydeporch, my edd mate, how far?