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makydebbie:
Africans and hypocrisy. If it was Kim Kardashian that dressed like that, you'll see them making comments like, "nice boobs, sexy, keep slaying". They'll na come here and act all sanctimonious.

Just say you like those breasts and stop preaching to us about hypocrisy.

That's none of my business.

What's threatening in those messages?

Please, what's the update on Monkey Pox?

Billyonaire:
There is no corruption in the real sense of the word. Some people are licensed to defraud while others who are not licensed to defraud are called Corrupt. Take for instance, if a government licenses an Agbero to take money and make returns to the State, they are called NURTW but without being licensed, you are called Agbero.

BDC are government approved Money Laundering Outfit for Politicians, but if you are not licensed, you are a fraudster.

Banks are mandated to give credit and loans, but if you are not licensed, you are called Loan Shark.

Tinubu owns almost all land in Lagos because during his days in office and even using instrumentality of State, he receives 'allocation', but those without political connects are called "Omonile" and is tagged illegal.

If you have access to Politics at the highest level, you can award OML and OPL to yourself, your girlfriends and your pals, but if you are not in government and you even fetch the crude oil you are a criminal oil bonkerer.

Corruption is a name given to those who are not legally approved to loot. Or those who had the power to loot but no longer in position.

Corruption is why the world is advancing this way, and corruption is the Business of Governments.

You're right.

Most especially on that bank of a thing.

Banks are the biggest fraud in human history.

They create money out of nothing and then they start charging interest on that money that came out of nowhere!

Now if assuming you cannot pay back that interest, these same banks will come and seize your property

But no one is complaining simply because banks are LICENCED to be perpetuating that same fraud over and over...

For those who have been wondering how these banks make their money, that's how they do it - THEY CREATE MONEY OUT OF THIN AIR!

mrMeen:
if there is one thing that can never be conquered it's death.

Since you started using your laptop, has it ever died?

Assuming it 'dies', what do you think you'll do to it to restore it back to life?

Yes, human life will become exactly like the life of your computer - everlasting!

When will the Wizkid become a Wizman, when?

holocron:
Women cannot handle power? Wrong. They are adepts.

Women lack basic rationality? Wronger. They are very cool headed and composed.

Women are myopic? Wrongest. They are long range strategic planners, far more than men.

All these defects u noted are clever ruses the womenfolk has traditionally used to pull the wool over the eyes of men, to the fact of the very clever control they exert on men, and how they ruthlessly use men to sustain and maintain themselves in relative comfort while the men suffer and slave for them in the mistaken notion of machismo.

for more info, go to Chinwendu's "ANATOMY OF FEMALE POWER", and u will learn the truth of your enslavement. U may be able to download scanned pdf copies from the web because the book was banned and wiped off the bookshelves by the female controlled authorities.

I don't know.

Maybe you are speaking for yourself but I don't see how women have enslaved me.

If you are a weak man or you wholly decide to subject or allow yourself to be enslaved by a woman, just know that it is your choice.

This female power you're kind of hyping here is pretty much limited as it is primarily based or related to sex.

Remove the sex and the woman is totally inconsequential in the scheme of things in your life as a man.

Totally DISAGREE.

Reason why?

Women cannot handle power!

Reason why?

Women lack the basic rationality that is expected of leaders!

Reason why?

Women are wholly myopic.

Case closed.

Next!

Benjaniblinks:
Bro, Crimnals Will Advance Too....They Will Introduce A New Method Of Commiting Crimes.

You remember the excuse the Gabonese referee who awarded Algeria an 'ojoro' penalty in that Algeria - Nigeria 2018 world cup qualifiers gave?

He said it was based on the intention of the nigerian player to foul the algerian.

It's funny I know, but he said it is the new FIFA rule.

So the technology I have in mind is that which can put you in trouble just because of your intent.

And you will agree with me that every conception of mankind be it criminal of legal, starts from thoughts... intent... yeah!

People will no longer be able to think on their own as they will be using their superfast android 90.0 robotic brains by then.

In short, robots will completely take over from man with everyone having their own robot double performing every humanly task you can ever imagine.

Crime will be no more as criminals will be arrested even before they commit the crime due to advanced predictive technology that examines human minds.

There will be no more countries.

Death will be no more. It's just a matter of changing your power bank and upgrading your life to newest version.

There'll be no more religion.

People can easily change their race, their sex, their body size. All will be customizable.

Lizzdeb:
Y would i be envy of someone I don't know...Think deep bro!

Why will you say someone you don't know is lucky?

Think about it...

Lizzdeb:
Lucky girl but y the show off

Without the show off you wouldn't have termed her lucky.

The showoff breeds envy like the one I presume you're feeling already.

That's why.

Hozier:
Humans are no different from animals unlike what we think. How will robbers armed with stone and knives be robbing people daily in traffic yet no one would do anything about it.

We watch documentaries daily on Natgeowild on how small numbers of predators attack multitudes of animals and we wonder why the multitude of animals can't seem to see the power in their numbers in defending themselves against the predators.

Small group of miscreants will attack road users in traffic at Oshodi, Ikeja, Apapa and everyone will be watching how these miscreants pick victims after victim.

How are we different from the antelopes, buffalos and zebras we watch on the TV?

You are right sir.

It always irks me whenever I see a bunch of big buffaloes running away from just one or two lionesses.

So because of this thing wey you talk eh, as from now henceforth, anytime I see criminals operating anywhere, I am going to open my .357 magnum on them and I will keep on blasting until no criminal is standing.

Hope you will like that?

samuelezekiel:
It's not prostitution, it's called fornication a d adultery... And for me I blame the ladies, why give them sex if you know they will eventually run away, you shouldn't feel stupid, you are stupid (sorry for the insult).

Please don't say what you don't know or fully understand?

Let's assume you're a woman, now tell me how will you know the guy that will stay and the guy that will eventually run away?

In case you haven't realized it already, sex is the only way a woman can get a man interested in the first place.

That's nature, my friend.

Any woman saying she's not gonna have sex with a guy because she doesn't know if the guy will marry her or be in a relationship with her or not is just deceiving herself.

Understand the nature of men. For most guys, sex is not the major thing to be considered when choosing whom to marry.

When it comes to marriage, you and I know there are so many things that guys look at and consider and those things are not even related in any way to sex.

For guys, sex is just like a preamble. A book cover. An introduction. Depending on how the woman handles it, a guy might as well stop reading the book at the introduction stage.

iamJ:
i understand what she is saying sha, most girls become prostitutes like that, its annoying wen men keep coming and going, u decide to just collect money and forget abt love and like that, like that olosho amaka is born

Poca said its village girls but that is not true its everywhere, imagine men coming and leaving, they will talk love and still leave, if ur head no strong u will decide to be using them too, so nobody can hurt u again


Men are at fault abeg forget ur tori, una go disturb girl because of sex, no pity for her feelings, give her lies to chop


If she was loved will she be frustrated, girls suffer alot abeg dont blame her, liars, dogs and snakes shld be blamed

Yeah, you have a point there and men are to be blamed for use and dump...

But...

One thing you must realize is that for most guys, sex is more important than love.

So given the option of going for love and going for sex when it comes to women, most guys will normally settle for sex.

That's nature.

And there's little or nothing you or anyone can do about that.

Telling me that I have to fall in love with any girl I want to have sex with is like telling me to make a hen to grow teeth.

IT IS NOT JUST POSSIBLE!!!

Ho ha!

In this age of ebooks?

Dem dey force people to vote abi?

Some people sef and the way they reason.

Wey the snakes and rats name?

Seems like every rubbish piece of information makes it to nairaland and subsequently nairaland front page these days.

This is totally unacceptable.

Seun take note abeg.

Nwodosis:
Why not admit that you are the one? This how most of die hiding our sicknesses!

Don't mind him.

Maybe he wants us to know he's always looking at his best friend's ejaculate to notice the bloody semen.

Very disgusting in that case!

I hope she'll also remember to go for IQ enlargement.

So all because of pussy, I will be smelling garlic-awful throughout the day?

No.

No way.

Are you stupid?

Why will you even think of blocking her way?

Guy, allow her to come in.

Give her every opportunity to make her to finally realize that indeed this life na truly turn by turn like mbaka sang.

I'm sure seeing you alone and realizing that you now have a say in the source her daily bread is enough revenge!

Depending on her type of person, don't be surprised to find out that she might actually reject the job offer or resign soon afterwards... just because of discomforting thoughts of you.

This life eh...

Which iheanacho?

Is it the biafran one?

Or the Nigerian one?

Chai!

Makeup is really really helping girls o!

Without makeup eh, some girls will just be below ordinary.

Like this one for instance.

If a girl I'm with ever makes such a statement to my hearing, that very day will be the beginning of the end of our relationship.

People should be sensible most especially in what and how they say what they say.

It is utter foolishness on your part as a girl to tell a guy you're dating that you can only fight for him if and only if he's your husband.

How else do you think you'll even qualify as a wife if you can't even show the guy you've got his back?

Anyway sha, I'm not surprised as most girls nowadays are just fools. Common commonsense dem no get

mayweather145:
They look more like cultist, Men on black.

You get good eye.

Adaumunocha:
Sitting on the floor now shows humility

I wonder o!

Monkey(Pit bull) dey work,

Baboon (that's you OP) dey chop.

Abeg remember to give the pit bull im own share o, abeg!

Exclusive32:
I am also waiting for the response o.
inasmuch I no that nairaland is not a blog with Google AdSense, I still want to get how he will hammer with just traffic.

Exactly!

I've noticed that sometimes people just make or throw out certain statements that seems quite vague and bogus on closer observation or analysis.

So, calling their attention back to the statement for them to explain their viewpoint will serve as a way to educate those of us who may be in the dark.

That's what education is all about.

And I believe we are here to learn.

TellMeNothing:
This is how you make money from Betting. Follow your instincts! Not Odds!
Messi not playing was a signal!
I rep that 90 minutes Patriots..

7 odds oti she

No sir.

I think you're not totally correct.

That time argentina been dey thrash us 2 - 0 for first half, I know say no be dis thing wey you dey talk now dey your mind dat time.

That's why this business is strictly probability.

Sometimes the odds go save you, sometimes your instinct go save but in some cases na dat same instinct go even kill you one time!

So there is no one sure way of winning this thing.

It is and will always be a 50 - 50 game!

iamsirmichael1:
Click rate per ad would increase but NL's ad pricing is on timely basis not per clicks

But do people actually clicks these ads on nairaland?

I ask because I can recall it's only a few times that I have actually clicked on some ads I think will be interesting.