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Behold a gathering of the cucumberians.

I hate keke...

Nwodosis:
The value of money is in the spending!

External reserve is not meant to be spent like that...

Nwodosis:
The value of money is in the spending!

External reserve is not meant to be spent...

medexico:
Errm... your private jet nko?

You can call it a flying coffin if you so wish.

KaBabs1:
And that's a bad thing? I disagree with you. She's just being blunt and telling the guy that she cannot reduce her standard of living and live in the suburbs. A man must be a man and must able to take care of his wife and kids. She is not aware of this man's plans at all and that is probably why she declined his proposal. My advice is the guy should tell the lady his plans. If she rejects him again then I guess she's not just into him.

I hope you're enjoying the mentions because I'm sure that's what you wanted when you made this crappy statement?

Odianose13:
Lukaku is a waste. How did we get ourselves into such bad investment.

What happened? Who was that agent of wickedness that brought us to know him?

The way you people volte-face eh...

cherr:
Aspiring husbands, YOUR ATTENTION IS NEEDED

This one is already after one.

Divorcees can take over.

BentiBenti:
please I'm using this medium to beg a good heart here to bless me with at least N2,000. I've been drinking garri since morning. God bless
Account no: 6552648274
Bank name: fidelity bank

You still wan go play bet abi?

onward4life:
Why not rejoice with me ehh!

I was blind buh now is 3D

Do yu know hw many uman head I ate wen I was a Zoom be!

Old tin shapass her way!

You dont get my point.

I Mean, whodafuck is HUHARI you are talking about?

onward4life:
We as a country already went back to our vomit by voting HuHari

You are on your own.

You alone voted huhari.

If i could Turn back the hands of time, i would have started cohabihiting from my day one in the uni.

Im so sure If i did cohabit back then, i wouldnt be facing the challenges i am facing now in choosing a suitable wife.

My singleness is now like an addiction to me and i cant even imagine sharing my life with any woman now.

The result now is That when i see a woman i like, i First imagine her as a baby mama rather Than a cohabiting partner a.k.a wife.

I dont think Theres really any rule in determining what makes a viral content.

If everyone should follow these set of rules, does it Mean every content will then become a viral content?

I think it all comes Down to Luck.

I have written articles That i didnt even cherish so much or put so much SE0 efforts in it but i was only trying to address some evergreen human difficulties and challenges.

Surprisingly three of those articles are still my top adsense earner to this day.

My advice: write your post with your human audience in mind. Let the usefulness of your content to your readers convert your content into a viral content.

I dey tell youuuuu!

Catholics are the top idol worshippers.

Everything in Catholicism is related in a way to idol worshipping.

Be it the veneration of the blessed sacrament which is actually the worship of the Sun of God.

Or the worship of virgin Mary which is actually the worship of the Egyptian goddess Queen Isis.

Or the worship of the holy trinity which is actually the worship of Greek god Zeus(Jesus)

Or the worship of the pope who is the representation of the fish god Dagon.

Or the worship of saints which is similar to the deities our forefathers worshipped with each deity allotted its own special day.

Or the receiving of holy communion which nothing but a symbolic demonstration of cannibalism just exactly the way pagans eat the flesh of animals and drink their blood after performing sacrificial rituals...

So many things...

Now believe it or not, but I am a Catholic.

But anytime I am in the church for the celebration of the mass( for the celebration of the SUN, the giver of life on earth) on a SUNday and I see some of these things, I just laugh at our folly in the silence of my heart.

The reason I laugh is because just like that Igbo man who said Jesus doesn't exist and can never exist said, while our forefathers worshipped local idols, we the supposedly 'modern men' are now worshipping foreign idols.

Laveda:
Well she's beautiful, smart, what else? It's nature and not everyone was born with a very perky boobs, y'all men and women better stop body shaming people. There's more to a woman than just her boobs, besides it was meant to breast feed babies and not old men.

Your body shouldn't define you. Be proud of every curve

Lamentations of another saggy boobs owner.

Dcholeric:
some guys on NL are simply stupid (maybe they are sex starved )
see as some foolish boys they dance around one munae.
all because they wanna lick ass
kontinue fooling yourselves...

Don't mind all those wussy nairaland niggers.

Always ready to do or say anything just to grab a girl's attention.

Foolish asslickers dem be...

tayo60:
That lady doesn't look cripple to me. She only used the wheelchair to pose for photographs. Even if she is, its not permanent as her legs are still okay.

You get sense no be small..

SlimBrawnie:
I sweeeear to God I don't understand what you are saying...

Me too...

WetinConsignMe:
Problem is, PRAYERS WORK. I know it makes no logical sense that it should work, just like placebo.

You're right.

The placebo effect!!!

tosyne2much:
Can't stop laughing Funny u

O' boy, the thing taya me no be small...

Just two days ago, I asked one undergraduate to list for me some of the things she thinks will make someone pass his exams very well.

After listing some very useful and practical points for me, she concluded by mentioning prayer.

I was like, "you must be a fool. If you like pray all you can but don't read your book lemme see how Jesus will open your eyes like he opened the eyes of Saul after blinding him when he was on his way to Damascus to bokoharam more and more Christians..."

Wetin prayer don do our people eh...

Why must you people spoil whatever nice things you've must have written by mentioning prayers? Why?

If you have run out of ideas and you don't have any other meaningful points to add, why not stylishly drop your pen like tosyne2much normally does while maybe, inviting others to add their own points.

This whole doctrine of praying instead of doing is what is keeping us back in this third world of a country.

Now ask yourself this: does it mean that millions and millions of graduates who have been hopelessly and endlessly looking for job for so many donkey years now have not been praying?

Does it mean he wants to enjoy zoo money?

Bia nnamdi, o buru egwu, biko kwusikwa ya o!

MrBrownJay1:
if your wife had more value than a side chick, you wouldnt be with a lousy side chick....therefore the minute you lay with them side chicks, she can feel more entitled to your wife....thats why many have the audacity to insult their bfswife on Social media etc

Wrong.

A side chic knows the reason you're with her is simply for the sex.

All men who do side chics know that their wives are way more much more valuable than all the side chics in this world they can get.

If not, why will the man prefer to get another side chic but not another wife?

a wife does NOT think she owns you, she DOES own you...as you guys became one when you said I DO!

Wrong again.

Nobody, I repeat, nobody owns anybody.

Don't let that 'join together to become one body' doctrine to fool you.

Each and everyone of us, we are different and separate entities.

The only time you can actually 'own' another person is if you bought the person in a slave market in Lybia.

fair enough, but then such man should NOT promise to be faithful to any woman, and certainly NOT get married to any woman.

Which brings us back to the first point I made.

If you don't want to get stabbed by your wife; DON'T MARRY HER in the first place!!!

Chai.

Such a pretty babe dead and gone and never to be seen again.

Death why?

MrBrownJay1:
so you think a side chick will not kill you, if you mess up with her?!?!? lol very funny!

the only way you can stay far away from women drama is to be GAY, and only date men....so bro, you better choose wisely!

A side chic KNOWS she doesn't own you.

A wide THINKS she owns you.

That's just the difference.

Most of the time, the only thing a man needs from a woman is sex.

So get the sex and then let the woman carry the rest of her problems and go.

How about don't even get married at all?

Just continue to enjoy your side chics.

If worst comes to worst, just get one or two or three or four or five or even six baby mamas, that is even, if you really really wanna have your own biological kid/s as the case might be.

Do anything possible within your humanly powers to stay far far away from women and their drama.

That way, you will definitely live a fun filled and fulfilled life in this world as a man!

It's all good.

Chai!

This BLACK is not beautiful at all!

daddytime:
Couldn't help quoting you..very apt.

You're most welcome.

OBAGADAFFI:
You guys just love thrown words around.

Christians are sheep, and they don't need your freedom

Jesus said, “My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me” (John 10:27 ).

Do you know the most interesting aspect of living in a Prison Planet like our world today?

Well... it is the fact that the prisoners themselves don't even recognize they are in prison.

They will even call the attention of the prison warders should one of them try to escape or break free from the chains of bondage.

It is a fact and you can see it happening all around you.

So my guy, you are right.

Christians do not need any form of freedom.

Let the delusion continue.

#FreeTheSheeple

Suleman and co have forgotten that you cannot continue to fool ALL the people ALL the time!

At some point, they will surely come to the realization of the deception and they will certainly react as they try to break free from the chains of bondage.

I guess it's about time.

My dear pastorpreneurs, it seems it's about time we start looking for another means of earning income.

These sheeple are now fully awake...

#FreeTheSheeple

Keneking:
Of course he is the next President

He can only be the next President of Biafra.