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Valencia doing me proud...

NwaChibuzor:
Of all meat i've tasted in this life, monkey is the sweetest then goat then parrot then grass cutter then antelope then python then guinea fowl then bat then squirrel then gorrilla

What of pussy?

I mean pussy meat?

Where will you rank it?

iDROID:
What are you looking at H2H for when Nice isn't the same as they were last season. Nice have been utter shit this season. I was surprised when I saw Lyon to win at 2+ odds. I expected something like 1.6 to 1.8 odds.

True that!

Nice has been absolute poopoo this season!

Akinz0126:
Make barca dey warm up diz week bad for all the big teams Na only luck go fit make barca draw today match!woon ma fe ku laleyi

So you mean to say arsenal is not a big team?

So arsenal finally win this thing o?!

Hmmm... Christ is really the king o!

YelloweWest:


Marriage solicitors will soon flood this thread.

I don't know why Nigerians think marriage is the ultimate achievement. Yet a lot of married people are miserable.

That's how you know a foolish society.

Marriage is usually their highest achievement.

On his way?

Is he using horses or Lexus?

all these celebrity weddings sef...

when e go crash eh, na so we no go hear word again for nairaland just like we no dey hear word again for this banki moon wedding now.

na why I like Seun style...

You no go ever hear anything about the wedding.

Such that, when wahala go set eh, you no go ever hear anything kwa.

abusan00:
when ever i try it shows that my bank account name is not matching with that of bet9ja own

I don't know, since you haven't used that particular bet9ja account, maybe you should abandon the account and try and open another bet9ja account and then make sure your bank account name matches your bet9ja names...

abusan00:
I open account with bet9ja months ago and i don't knw how i can fund the account pls somebody shld help

Go and read how to fund Bet9ja account on Bet9ja website.

Anytime I play Bayern, problem.

They don't want to be treated as sexual objects...

Yet everything about them is geared towards making themselves to be seen as sexual objects.

What a confused set of a specie.

How come Seun's autocorrect monster is not changing the word dam with bïtch?

Dortmund sef.

What is this woman u still doing?

If not to say I carry am straight win, I for say make Brighton score two more...

Rawbish morinho.

What kind of badly told story is this?

Chelski all the way!

Atiku is the real definition of a political prostitute!

Jumping from one diick to another in search of what I just don't know.

Who told you you must be president?

Anyway sha, time will tell...

Good for them.

Ogbu mma ga-ala na mma.

Let them rot in the hottest part of hell.

Bomboklat!

holocron:
@bolded: exactly! Remove the sex, then what else is remaining in the life of a Man. Procreation is a most potent force, the raison d'etre of Life itself.

By the way, female power is not just simply sex, as you put it.

Female power manifests in three spheres of a man's life and is hard to escape or control:

Mother power - the power of mothers to condition the behaviour of male children during child rearing.

Bride power - The power of women over men with uncontrollable libido.

Wife power - the domination of women in the nuclear family.

Well, like I said earlier, a man who allows himself to be controlled by women is nothing but a weak man and it is solely his fault that he becomes enslaved by woman.

It's not like a man is totally powerless to the assault of the female power.

I have been going through the Anatomy of Female Power book but I can't help but laugh at the views the man was trying to push through because he was actually trying to make it seem as if a man is completely powerless to this so called female power.

Which I know is totally false.

Besides, the book was written in 1990 and the world has changed a lot since that time, if you'd agree with me.

If you call yourself a man and yet, you are always doing your mother's bidding, you are not the man!

If you call yourself a man and yet, you are always doing your lover's bidding, you are not the man!

If you call yourself a man and yet, you are always doing your wife's bidding, you are not the man!

A man is that man who does what he wants to do without necessarily succumbing to the so called emotional and sexual manipulations of the women in his life.

I love Arsenal...

Stop thinking about getting a job with your philosophy degree.

Just make sure you become very interested in philosophy such that you will have so many philosophical topics or matters to discuss.

Then start your own philosophy blog which you can easily monetize.

I love philosophy.

Very hilarious especially that use answer in 21 to answer questions 22- 35.

Chai

Phreshmann12:
You come forget say na for nite they do the one way born you.......

You dey mind am?

I love Basel... so much

Nelson21:
Of Course i did. And the information there is KEEP YOUR BVN SAFE.

Keep your names safe too.

Don't ever tell ANYONE your name because they might come to your house and rob you.

Nelson21:
It is very possible Sir.
Your BVN is like a gateway.
http://punchng.com/keeping-your-bank-verification-number-safe/

Did you even read the information on the punch website at all?

No one can steal your money just by knowing your bvn WITHOUT YOUR DIRECT OR INDIRECT COOPERATION.

The man got some SMS and then he went and filled some forms and that's it!

Educate people to always make sure they are dealing with their financial institutions before making ALL financial transactions!!!

For you to be able to steal my money in the bank, you will need to have knowledge of my ATM card details, my phone number, my token and stuff like that...

Without that, you might as well be wasting your time trying in vain.

The only harm I can think of someone might do to you by knowing your bvn is IDENTITY THEFT.

Angy55:
I guess from their database. Once you type your BVN it automatically goes to their database, and it can be retrieved from there by whosoever that is managing the database.
Your BVN can be use to make transactions on your bank account without your permission.

What type of transactions, please?

Can we get specific?

Goovo:
help me ask ooo

People just believing anything they hear without even stopping for one moment to think about how ridiculous such beliefs or statements are.

I can imagine how many dumb and uninformed people are already in that said whatsapp group assuming such a group even exists in the first place.

kennypedia:
I don't know if smoking in the toilet is the latest trend but how comfortable is it for the smoker? I've seen people read, sing browse in toilet but this one weak me. Lemme here your views .

Airforce
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Toks2004
And smokers on board rescue me ooo

You have seen...?

So you mean you even watch people shitting?

Such a sick & dysfunctional mind you've got there, or don't you think so?

Tufiakwa gi.

Angy55:
"SCAM ALERT!!!


http://npvn.npower.gov.ng

There is a circulation that N-power site has been readjuted. Don't click on this link.


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Enter your BVN and your Bank Accounts is drained.

Stay away from this site.

If you aren't selected, don't go extra miles to cause yourself pain.

Apply NEXT YEAR".

I got this from a group chat, applicants should be careful with their BVN. Boys are not smiling.

How can somebody steal your money just by knowing your bvn? How?

1984: The big brother is watching you!