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johnstar:
I swear ppl juz dey drop ticket wey dey cast anyow

I suspect say some of dm na alabi agents

Must you wait for ticket to drop before you play?

Why not try and do your own forecasting yourself?

Na dat time you sef go even see say punting hard sha.

dmostcheerful:
That show was mrnt for that man.
I don't think anyone can do it better than him.
We will miss him

I, personally, will not miss the nigga.

The show needed a new face.

Seeing Frank all the time made the show quite boring.

But all the same, frank or no Frank, it's none of my business.

CAPSLOCKED:

I'VE NEVER MET A MORE MENTALLY UNSTABLE PERSON, ALL MY LIFE.


IN CASE THE TRUCK EXPLODES (LIKE THE POSTER IMAGINED) YOU'D BE BURNT TO DEATH, MAN.. DAMN!

Believe it or not, that nwaamaikpe of a guy is extremely intelligent.

You know why?

Watch as he strings his often sarcastic and ironic comments just to create dark humor.

So when you say he's mentally unstable, yeah you may be right.

Most people with high IQs are often viewed as mentally unstable.

And the ability to create humor from almost anything is a sure sign of high intelligence.

AnthonioAlsaid:
don't agree.....country matches are the easiest to predict

True.

Choi

My under 3.5 o!

Nigeria why

African man and his prayer mentality.

As if all the prayers in the world can save the dire situation in Benue right now.

Instead of sending in helicopters to lift people and relocate to camps, they are here sending prayer hashtags.

Why couldn't all your prayers protect the people in the first place?

Dumb and foolish race!

I'm sure some desperate Nairaland girls on this thread would have applied sharperly

Only that...

They carelessly lost their virginity a long time ago

Pidgin2:
Good news but PayPal needs to start allowing us receive funds and spend legitimately on its platform, I keep saying this "It shall not be well with those yahoo boyz that misused their system initially"

FTC

Please, indulge me. Was there ever a time they allowed Nigerians to use their site before blocking Nigerians from their services?

Maybe it's me, but he really really looks like God the Father In Heaven.

Thus, he's hawt!!!

If she's really Abuja's finest, then abuja got no taste!

Nigerians abi Biafrans?

We know that the most intelligent ones are from the east side!

We de best!

We lead; others follow!

Igbo kwezuonu o!

My wife to be: 4.

Her sister ayam targeting: 2

Can you now see why ayam so confused on who to settle down with?

Gangster1ms:
Sad but extremely funny.. Na person liver them use chop plantain porridge.. Pastor for that matter kwakwakwa

Gangsta, you dey very funny o!

So you wan tell me say you believed it when some pastors say no weapon fashioned me shall prosper?

obstead200:
Trust me, if the colors and paint job is done right, u will love this furniture.
My sister used to make them.
I plan to construct some, using Keke tyres and glass tops, to serve as side stool in my house

In that case, you'll agree with me that this one wasn't done properly, right?

WTF!?

Another Girl!?

Dammit!!!

Anyway sha, good for them.

Because...

If it were to be somewhere in africa now, the wife will be panicking already because she never get full ground for the family.

silkytouch:
Good riddance!
Just popular because he is English and not because he adds any real value to the team. Calling him average is to flatter him AOC is below average.

9 goals in 6 seasons, even Metersacker and Koscielny have scored up to that amount of goals each over the same period of time.

An attacking Midfielder that can not score nor assist, is that one an attacking midfielder?

You sound like an ANGRY and DISAPPOINTED ass-nal fan.

Abeg chillax.

LesbianBoy:
Arsenal is crazy o! One of their best players na him dem sell so

Arsenal needs the money.

If they don't sell now, the Ox-guy will leave for FREE next year.

Arsenal don't want that.

Same thing for Alexis Sanchez.

Not impressed in any way at all.

Aesthetically speaking, this is bull_shit!

How can I walk into a room and be seeing colored tyres everywhere?

Is that not childish?

She is misguided, definitely.

For those of you guys who think she's right though, always remember that when a woman gives you one thing, she is already preparing to collect a thousand things from you.

So therefore, tread with utmost caution.

Catholicism and idolatry are like 5 & 6!

Womanchester United fans how far na?

How market na?

When Arsenal dey play Leicester, shebi una tink say e easy?

Wey una four goals na?

Una no sabi score again ba?

Ndi owo!

Leicester abeg as my bet don cast, make una helep me console myself with a 2 nil win over womanchester abeg.

OMOTOWO:
can u fund me even if it is #200.I thought I will be able to play game tomorrow with this 16-odd game but one Algerian team red the ticket..b918eewzcezzce-124387..thank u

Where the part 2 of the photospeak na?

You mean no one decided to butcher the snake into pieces in readiness for the snake peppersoup?

If not, so why una even kill am in the first place?

Pesin go just wake up begin make policy anyhow.

Una for leave am na.

Foolish people.

Some banks dey hustle customers upandan, una own na to jus dey find as una go take loss una own.

Ndi nzuzu.

I don't even understand you people of this world anymore.

Why are you guys trying to make it look like she did the guy a favour by staying with him in his rough times?

It was her choice for crying out loud.

She saw something in the guy she needs, wants, loves, and so she stayed.

It is not necessarily the financial aspect of a man that should keep a girl's attention.

Or maybe it is.

What do I even know sef?

1. Panti no n'iro by one stupid igbo man like dat.

Beware of money laundering.

joeeee240:
The problem with this thread are the anti beggars. If they ignore the beggars, there won't be any derailing of thread. If Una see person beg, ignore them. There are people that don't attack beggars here and ignore them are those people fools. Once you see begging ignore by the time the person sees no one is there to help, he'll go. It's that simple

Exactly!!!

Okay.

Away from all the begging brouhaha and noise, in another news...

o2tvseries is back!!!

Let the download things continue!

spencekat:
He jokingly said that.From an angle,it was a call for bachelors not to relent in getting married.I was in that service.

Don't you know that in our original African setting, most often, we normally tell people the GOSPEL truth through jokes?

uglodoh:
What nerve did he strike? That is irresponsible statement coming from a pastor. Go to female hostels in all tertiary institutes and see young married men going for girls.

There are divorce cases every day in courts because people rush into marriages without taking their time.

Well that is his opinion. God did not send to say that. Many Apostles in the Bible did not get married.

Married or unmarried, young or old, men will always be men. We love and will continue to chase after pʋssy and don't you ever think any amount of marriage vows is going to ever stop that, okay?

seguno2:
Is Oprah Winfrey irresponsible?
There are so many responsible people who never married and have made greater impact than these charlatan gods of men.
This fake pastor needs deliverance.
Who can organise a session for him?

Oprah, who is though rumored to be a lesbian, is not irresponsible.

Sometimes in life, there's a position you'll attain to and you now owe it upon yourself to be absolutely responsible.

I'm not actually supporting the man of God for trying to link responsibility with marriage status.

But then again, lemme ask you this.

Are you married?

If you're not, are you really happy about it?

You see...?

The truth is that, whether we like it or not, marriage is a form achievement for so many folks out there.

That sense of achievement that marriage often brings is tantamount to the same sense of fulfillment that being responsible do bring.

Go figure.

riseabovehate:
Meaning Paul the Apostle was irresponsible.
Next slide please

Are you apostle Paul?

Did apostle Paul use android phone?

So why do you want to be held on the same level or judged by the same standards with apostle Paul?

My fren' you Betta go an' marry.

Nnaa na wa o!

It's like the man of God really struck a nerve right there!

Because I can sense so many of my fellow 35yrs and above unmarried brothers and sisters on this thread grumbling.

And why are they grumbling?

Of course, they know - deep down - that the man of God is absolutely right!