₦airaland Forum

This is quite hilarious.

But seriously, I will like to see how lesbians react to such photos...

OP, any ideas on that one?

chalantmike:
I don't know when Nigerians hear occultist they begin to conjure up certain things in their mind, money, evil,sacrifice blah blah blah.

occultist have very good/strong presence, no matter how nice they are they have a presence.in psychology its call personage.

some have the natural gift some don't,some pick it along the way.

let the Christian I meant, I made him an offer, I would be a Christian for a week if he will consider been an occultist for a week. he has the gift,he just don't develop or chose to use it in the Christian doom, regardless his lacking.

so I don't know about yhu.

I understand.

Truth is, so many Nigerians are so ignorant in so many areas.

Now, when you mix that ignorance with the type of dumb messages they get from things like Nollywood, you can then imagine the type of retrogressive society we are saddled with.

Silvertrinity:
made a little sense though

no.

made a lot of sense.

chalantmike:
yhu don't, the average occultist can make yhur religious knowledge look very stupid, because they've transcended that realm of knowledge. an occultist, at least a real occultist is a scientist of nature, what that means is he works with knowledge of how the universe is, that include religion, depending on their upbringing, an occultist has very very very God theological knowledge of the bible or the Koran,in most cases both, he knows the Bible to the very skeleton, cause an occultist works with the bible,many occultic ritual were dug out n manufactured from the bible, that is why the real name of Christianity is neopagan religion, it means new age pagan religion.

So guy, I hope you're not trying to say that I am an average occultist in that case then?

Undertaker001:
make tottenham just pack out of wembley...

the curse is real..

I dey tell you!

Dat Wembley no be am at all.

Just look as my cool 10 odds just cast because of turtlham

I'm sure one of her neighbours or friends said something like may tree fall on you to her last nite.

veekid:
All these are obvious

Exactly.

I was expecting him to say something quite new or revealing.

AmuEwu:
I go arrest you if you call my name anyhow

Amuewu o gini kwa?

torres89:
most times the problem is always within us.

but we are always looking for whom to blame...

have you considered spoiling your woman with enough flirting and romance

if u can't do that, then someone else will do the job for you....

You must be out of your senses.

EmekaBlue:
Mumu neighbor...Must be an afonja because they fear so much. Reminds me in Lagos when everybody is crossing road,only a Yoruba woman will remain at d middle of d road begging d motorists Ejo o Ejo o...

Oga m, to be frank, there was a time I thot you were afonja too...

Until the day I came across your comment to one weird nairalanda that calls himself Amuewu.

zico530:
Two beautiful ladies

Very poor eyesight you have there!

Sex object!

No need to increase your brain capacity because you don't even have any to begin with.

tosyne2much:
You're wrong bro. NYSC actually kick-started in 1973

Get your fact right egbon

You lie.

NYSC started in 2006.

I served with Sinator Dinor that same year.

Chai!

Bros tosyne2much you can lie o!

E be like say you too dey like mislead people with false information?

How can you say you served in 1995 whereas NYSC actually started in the year 2006?

Chai!

Has it gotten to this bad that even a fine lady like this will be doing this type of public advertising!?

Umunwaya ndo nu o!

Well, for the first time in my life I will believe what is in Bible as can be found in the book of Isaiah 4 verse 1 and I quote:

In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"

three:

When some said Fashola's legendary success in Lagos was largely due to media packaging many scoffed.

Now they know better.

No worry, light full everywhere for Naija na haters no dey see am.

I dey tell you!!!

If you see my freezer now eh, you go confam say truly Fashola is working!!!

Cologne's a done deal...

Next up: Chelsea!!!

Let's go spill some blue blood boys!!!

COYG!!!

Arsenal, until the end of time!!!

Everybody is blaming the guy.

No one has bothered to ask if the girl is of marriage material.

Truth is, men already know whom they want to keep as side chic and whom they want to marry.

mistel:
was it ok?

Okay how?

Ariaria again?

Seems like very stubborn people full that place!

Why not?

Probably she started when she was barely 10 or 11...

Chai!

Dis woman don suffa no be small.

Dis goes to show that power is truly very transient.

Do the crime; do the time.

That's just the way it is.

Umunne m na umunna m, we are truly in the last days!

Oyindidi:
the bolded

I can't see it.

Udmaster, may eke ogba fall on you this moment for having this deep wisdom.

May you dance the egwu eke until you can dance no more for saying this gospel truth.

This is serious.

Our brothers searching for Hausa persons in the bus should remember that we also have our brothers, in fact, so many of our brothers, in the north.

Oyindidi:
we all make mistake

Excuse me ma'am, what mistake are you talking about?

How can someone be claiming he's well educated yet he writes such rubbish like "help am confused"?

I hope someone did not write your WAEC English for you?

Now back to issue at hand.

I don't even know why this is an issue between choosing your girl or your family, a family that trained and suffered for you!

Dåmn!

I don't even know why you are even confused.

Any girl that tries to come between me and my family, be it girlfriend or wife, is already a goner.

I will toss her away so fast that she won't even know what happened to her.

That's me.

No apologies.

hammerFU:
NOTHING WILL BE ACHIEVED ASIDE WAR.

IT WILL BE CLEAR IN UR EYES WEN THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY RECOGNIZE OUR RIGHT TO SELF DEFENCE AND SUPPORT US WITH ARMS.

THIS IS ANOTHER EVIDENCE GOING TO THE APPROPRIATE AUTHORITES, SOON A CALL TO SELF DEFENCE WILL BE MADE, UR ARMY WILL START RUNNING OR IS IT TACTICAL MANEUVER.

Akuko Mike Ejeagha!

But is she in any way related to Mr. Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Just look at how they even shamelessly make themselves sex objects.