Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,157,900 members, 7,834,998 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 12:23 AM

ColeB's Posts

Nairaland Forum / ColeB's Profile / ColeB's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (of 4 pages)

Crime / Re: Prostitutes, Customers Arrested In Maiduguri After Raid On Borno Hotel by coleB(m): 9:49am On Jun 04, 2018
they are earning their leaving the way they see fit.. prostitution has never been illegal any where on earth..
Phones / Re: See The Interesting Features Of The Newly Updated Whatsapp Version by coleB(m): 7:20am On Jun 04, 2018
megafem1:
Plz help me
I mistakenly recharge #10,000 on my glo. The money is part of my school fees. Kindly buy card from me on 07056897107
go to ur bank,plead with em n they will assist u reverting it. dis is d 21st century
Family / Re: My Wife's Family Has Ruined My Home And My Life by coleB(m): 12:32pm On Jun 03, 2018
i ve no idea what u r going thru.. but if it has to do with ur house or home, d rule is always simple no matter the person, #YOUR HOUSE, UR RULE. anyone that cant abide should take d highway. it works like magic as long as ur money long
Health / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Dies In The Process Of Abortion In Jos by coleB(m): 9:10pm On Jun 02, 2018
leo1234:









The so called leaders of tomorrow. embarassed

leaders ko, tomorrow ni.. buhari ws presido b4 u wia born and he ran for and claimed d presidential seat again wen u r matured fr marriage.
tell me which tomorrow cry

1 Like

Romance / Re: First Photos From The Wedding Of Dora Akunyili's Daughter by coleB(m): 4:20pm On Jun 02, 2018
only if her mother was alive, d church and its outer environ wouldn't be scanty.. keeping resting Dr. Dora
Romance / Re: Guys, This Pretty Nigerian Lady Is In Search Of A Boyfriend by coleB(m): 4:13pm On Jun 02, 2018
i can c d truth in her lies..ladies r complex beings..indecisive wud rather b an insult.. she's singularly single fr d sole highest bidder.
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by coleB(m): 11:47am On Jun 02, 2018
SexyCeline:

Who taught yhu all this?
why can't y'll ladies read d caption on d thread..
GUYS only.
now with ur b..bs on ur hands, run along, go n milk junior

4 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Iheoma Nnadi To Take Adenike Balogun, Her Wedding Planner To Court by coleB(m): 8:39pm On May 31, 2018
wetin concern me,? grin..
kukuma enjoi ur honeymoon b4 court cases.

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Name A Word That Is Spelt The Same Way Backwards by coleB(m): 1:20pm On May 29, 2018
talk about palindrome:
nurses run, pap
Romance / Re: How I Met My Cheating Girlfriend's Other Boyfriend Without Knowing He's The One by coleB(m): 12:54pm On May 29, 2018
Troubledmind:
We have been having issues lately and she called me on Sunday that i should visit her at home so we could straighten things out, i told her I'd not be able to make it because i had an appointment later in the day, she said ok and kissed me on the phone before hanging up, later on in the day my appointment got cancelled so i decided to surprise her,

I visited her and knocked on the door, she opened up and the look on her face is nothing but disappointment, she was wearing something raunchy, exposing her full bursts and laps but i behaved like i didn't notice it, she offered me a seat and before we could finish exchanging pleasantries, her phone rang, and she was like its my friend David he's outside, i behaved like a gentleman and showed no sign of jealousy, David came in and sat opposite me, she didn't bother introducing us, and when i gave her the look she was like David meet my bae and bae meet my sweetheart david,

I was confused, she then started behaving like I'm her close friend not her lover, she'd chat more with David but ignore me all by myself, she'd tease David and sit beside him on the sofa while i sit miles apart, the last straw that broke the camel's back was when he jokingly placed his hands on her exposed lap, and she behaved like its some sort of joke. I'm not one to fight a fellow guy for a lady so i just stood up, shook the guy and announced my departure, i left the room before she could say a word.

She followed me outside, asking why I'm being immature by embarrassing her in front of her classmate and esteemed guest, that she's tired of my clinginess, i asked her why didn't she introduce me as her boyfriend? Then she smartly fired back, what is bae? Was it not bae i called you? I just shook my head and left, now my friends have been seeing her around town with the pretty boy, why are nigerian girls this wicked,this is a girl who tried to have sex with me but i refused because i love her beyond sexual pleasure and i respect her as well, this pretty boy just wanna get in her pants but she's too naive to notice.

if by now u still don't know that d pretty boy is banging hell out f that gal, u r d naive one here nigger.
i ve no advice fr u than either u collect urs too or use the exit door asap.. ur gal likes sex unlike u and u cant give it to her. wot do u expect??

1 Like

Travel / Re: Terrible Accident In Onitsha As Car Burns, Many Killed (Graphic Photos) by coleB(m): 10:17pm On May 25, 2018
too much graphic exposure in dis country have altered our sensitive nature .. no thanks to herdsmen & B/H cry

13 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: She Told Me She Doesn't Love Me But Keeps Calling Me by coleB(m): 9:25pm On May 25, 2018
probably she's using u for dick appointment.. simple continue d chop and clean mouth abi u wan marry her? grin .. kip her at d cliff of ur mountainous heart, that way u cn easily get ova her.let her c u hang around other gals.

1 Like

Crime / Re: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by coleB(m): 8:31am On May 25, 2018
lefulefu:
gbam! Gbam! Gbam! Gbam!!! cheesy. U have said it allcheesy. Better oil dey ur headcheesy. As in ehcheesy. ..some guys really dey Bleep up. Someone will come out in the morning or afternoon looking dirty with uncombed hair and dirty appearance. Its not that u even need to be on suit or agbada but at least make sure u clean and T shirt or jeans u putting is clean. If u neat or well dressed which lady go wan talk to u anyhow for ATM queue. If u look responsible she will even be d one asking u saying, 'please sir is this spot taken'? Omo go ATM and the way u see some guy's appearance u will be wondering if they really looked themselves in the mirror b4 they stepped out. Some, their feet will be all dusty and their slippers worn out. Their three quarter jeans go dey smell and their shirt go look like wetin dem pick for dustbin. In short some guys will just look like those bus conductors for ringroad and they expect a lady to respect themcheesy. I am sure this guy they slapped was dressed up like a bus conductor. Though the lady fuk up but then we guys should dress up the way we want to be addressed.

i no fully agree with dressing been a major cause..will d lady gather mind slap a rugged shabbily looking mechanic wey dey always wear dirty clothes??. its all abt composure. a man shouldn't talk much to the extent of exchanging words

1 Like

Crime / Re: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by coleB(m): 3:50am On May 24, 2018
BenzEne1:
This is a tough situation. Even these men wey dey trash d guy no know say he probably just escaped murder. Yeah I totally agree that he behaved like an inferior person.

A teen mom once slapped me at UBA ATM Auchi based on queue issues. I got so angry that I hit her and pushed her down the steps. Na God say I no go enter prison dat day. She landed on her side and the baby strapped to her back was unhurt. She had a few bruises. My parents had to take her to a clinic and treat her bruises. No body even look my face dat her nails scratched. Since then once it's getting heated up I go just rest make the female carry on.

He's a junkie sha. Why ask for another slap.

ur case is miles different from this one..
she slappd u, u slappd back which is fair enof.. but d pushing no make sense.dats wia u spoilt everything. why u go push a lady wey back her child?? u wan kill d child and d woman b dat.. b like say them do u dat day.. ppl go even de against u

1 Like

Crime / Re: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by coleB(m): 9:22pm On May 23, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:

You are the obvious fool here.
You dunderhead nincompoop.

is that donly thing u told rubbish he will c? angry
Crime / Re: Lady Slaps Man On ATM Queue. He Walks Away by coleB(m): 8:12pm On May 23, 2018
nawao..
d guy gave her d impression that she could intimidate him. and he confirmed that wen he received d 2nd slap.
i can't raise my hands on a woman no b wen d woman first sample my face. put her wia she belongs[same level with a man]

1 Like

Romance / Re: Help Before She Kill Me, My Babe Is Fun Of This Bad Habit by coleB(m): 9:04pm On May 22, 2018
op, wot ever u can't take or accept in a relationship, b open abt it to her.. reason with her.its either ur way or she takes d highway..life's too short to tolerate nonsense..
scared of losing a gal? undecided no wonder u wia tolerating it all d while.
sorry but am damn dissapointed in u right now. wia are ur balls as a man??
she's d one dat should b scared abt losing u not d oda way round. see urself as d price. ve some honour.
haven't u heard, d beautiful ones r not yet born. dia r beta ladies out dia.
d sooner u take ur mind off abt losing a gal, d better.
Romance / Re: How Do You Plan A Perfect Date For Your Lover With Just #5000 by coleB(m): 8:36pm On May 22, 2018
Xavier5:


Are you trying to tell me your Bank Account Details?
could help u with d remaining 3k grin
Romance / Re: How Do You Plan A Perfect Date For Your Lover With Just #5000 by coleB(m): 8:22pm On May 22, 2018
Xavier5:


Okay. Then what happens to the remaining #3000.
fidelity will thank u in 6170318382 ways cool

vital rule in dating- don't do stuffs cos u wanna impress a gal.run ur tin on ur level.
u dont need to spend or show off to show a gal u care.. no go de do pass urself. buy booze plus anytin eatable. ur room is cozy enof to serve while u crack her up with fun jabs.
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Me Three Months After Breakup by coleB(m): 6:57pm On May 22, 2018
OfficialDad:


test results shows that she wasn't pregnant after all. we did a scan today. I will create a topic about that later.
if she b ur current gf, u fr show am ur oda side fr lying and making u waste resources wen she knws she aint preggy.
since say na ur ex, she just wanted an alimony abi settlement benefits but just didnt knw how to go abt it. grin
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Me Three Months After Breakup by coleB(m): 11:53am On May 21, 2018
OfficialDad:


She actually suggested abortion. She's the type that is practically against pregnancy standing as an obstacle to her future career and goals. I was surprised to hear this from her.

So i agreed to pay her for abortion, and go with her, then she refused abortion. We discussed about DNA test, and she was so strong on the fact that the pregnancy belongs to me.


why do i feel like d gal is tryn to pull a smart mugu on u?
anyway, wot do i knw.
a normal bae wey de scared n wey no sabi wia to do abortion go even ginger u make u follow her to back her up. or u cn stil tel her to go with a personal loyal female friend u guys ve in common and watch her reaction
Romance / Re: I Will Be Ending A Toxic Relationship On Monday by coleB(m): 1:40pm On May 20, 2018
ur mistakes plenty Op..

1. don't innundate a lady with financial blessings with the hope of gaining her love. she might end up loving ur gift but not u . u might b her undercover maga.. just saying.. afterall, who i b?.. Go to where you are celebrated and not where you are tolerated bro.

2. probably u didnt build attraction from d get- go. i dont think she's attracted to u no matter how introverted she is. am sure u are d one doing most of d callings in those resource wasted 5 years.

3. dis lady has ur mumu button sotey she also ve ur balls too. dammit she is fucking playing u in ur very before and u wia blind to all d handwriting on d wall.. i hate wen guys act too soft with these softsouls. bitter truth is some guys are banging her in dat her skul

am not good at long epistles.
but if i where you, i won't let her know i ve broken up with her. i wil just cease all communications and move on. she will call wen she doesnt hear from you or your money in a while.. jst pretend you ve been very busy with work. man's got no time to lose and man's not hot.
b d first to cut d calls and promise to call her back bt never call her back.
never ever gt emotional with her or any lady dat u wil friend in future except ur wife

check out this thread and thank d Op later

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/3#45168440

1 Like

Romance / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Has Become Best friends With My Current Girlfriend by coleB(m): 11:09pm On May 19, 2018
play ur cards well and a 3some might just happen.. just use reverse psychology on ur current gf to switch on her fantasy.. dont badmouth ur ex too
Romance / Re: Don't Marry Guys Who Have This 10 Habits... by coleB(m): 4:43pm On May 19, 2018
Op, are you a female hiding behind a male moniker?

am still searchn fr wia u made a logically ballful sense in dat long epistle
Properties / Re: Registered Land Surveyor Needed In River State by coleB(m): 1:14pm On May 12, 2018
you can pm me for ur land and engineering surveys within southeast and south south

1 Like

Politics / Re: Why We Re-Arrested Senator Dino Melaye In Court - Police by coleB(m): 8:49am On May 03, 2018
bbmate:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/05/re-arrest-sen-melaye-court-police/amp/

” It will be recalled that, on the 24th April, 2018, at about 1200Hrs, Sen. Dino Melaye while in lawful custody of the Nigeria Police Force and being taken for arraignment for Conspiracy and Unlawful Possession of Prohibited Firearms in Court in Lokoja, from Abuja, escaped from lawful custody when hoodlums and miscreants in Two (2) Toyota Hilux Vehicles blocked the Police vehicle conveying Senator Dino Melaye around Area 1 Round About, Abuja and in the process the Senator broke the side glass of the vehicle and jumped out of the Police bus through the window and was rescued from the Police men by hoodlums and miscreants to an unknown destination before he was rearrested at Zankli Hospital in Abuja later in the day on same date. This case was investigated and that is why the Senator was arraigned in court today.

its either the nigerian police are lying or they know something that we don't. when will they quit feeding us with such lies like we r bunch of simpletons. how can hoodlums block police operatives carrying a whole senator branded a suspect and stil successfully carried the senator away from their grasp with no exchange of ammunitions.? those policemen who were on that duty should be summarily dissmissed..
there was a country indeed!

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Will She Get Pregnant by coleB(m): 1:48pm On Apr 28, 2018
kukuma gv am belle, na d mama go even wan sponsor d wedding cool
Education / Re: Masters Without NYSC Discharge Certificate Possible? by coleB(m): 1:23pm On Apr 28, 2018
a no no fr naija universities cos it wil b required fr ur online and physical clearances. in nigeria, its only architecture that permits their bsc holders to run their msc fr reasn best known to them

3 Likes

Politics / Re: PICTURES: Bauchi Residents Boycott President Buhari Today by coleB(m): 8:40pm On Apr 26, 2018
all i knw is that i am abt to b united with my PVC after 7 long years.. bye bye to my TVC

1 Like

Romance / Re: Help! How Can A Lady Love Sex by coleB(m): 12:59pm On Apr 24, 2018
pemiakd:
How can a lady who was forcefully defiled at age 29 by a friend who she doesnt like but broke into her home. Its over a year now, the trauma its all over her, she hate and dislike sex. What can she do to help herself love sex and be loved man?

diariz alot left unsaid behind d brief story.. am quite lost here a friend who she doesnt like.she could ve reported a rape case and damn d stigma.
sex is sweet wen carefuly exploited and explored

4 Likes

Romance / Re: Do Ladies Still Love To Be Chased by coleB(m): 12:48pm On Apr 23, 2018
somadinho10:
matured ladies don't have time for long talk
They go for what they want
Met one fresh girl at shoprite on Friday
She called me yesterday and ask if I have light that she want to watch bbn finale
Picked her up, went home watched till around 9, she said it's too late to go to cut the whole story short we did it that night
she wanted it, yu wanted it..no love lost.friendship ws gained. i dont like over dramatic ladies

2 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (of 4 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 51
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.