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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 12:14am On Apr 28, 2016|
HARDDON:°•1st my name Is Valerie.Thank you sir.
2nd I an that moniker are 1 an the same
....I'm also ButteredBiscuit.
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:56am On Apr 28, 2016|
know what? Do us all a fav, open a thread n explain in details this split personality abberation Using ValeV profile n cc me, lets see if id have d time to scrub arround n read ur scrolls
BTW, I asked for sign not an explanation
On the subject at hand, having read tru it al, we await ur input, objectively or subjectively howeverly King-wano-be-valery-buttered-puff-puff
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 2:00am On Apr 28, 2016|
If her birthday is coming up n she starts pesteting u about what u get for her, tell her that depends on the amount of carat gold they use in plating her kake
Nb: don't be ignorant, some ladies have 2 or more birthdays! This is to extort monetary gains n gifts from d gullible.
Also avoid asking bland questions about her DOB, find it out urself
SENSE PILL 8: NEVER BUY A LADY SOMETHING COS SHE PRESSURED U TO , IF U MUST BUY HER ANY THING, IT SHLD BE A SURPRISE!
These r some of d tests u wud go tru in a lady's world, know about them n know how to wear ur balls when faced with them
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 2:09am On Apr 28, 2016|
We go back to out sequence: thinking on ur feet n making new friends : different situations: practical examples n real life stories
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 5:56am On Apr 28, 2016|
HARDDON:big ups bro! Glad Ientered this thread. No girl wants another 'woMAN' THEY SECRETLY AND UNCONCIOUSLY LONG TO BE UNDER AN ALPHA ,ALES AUTHORITY. ONE THAT CAN CONTROL THEM.
Buh these guys no wan show face o.
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 5:59am On Apr 28, 2016|
KingCheezyPuff:can say it's cute tho..
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 6:07am On Apr 28, 2016|
the Hate is Stronghere
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:03am On Apr 28, 2016|
One thing is to be sick n not know u r, the other is to be sick n seek solution, most guys don't know they stink n suck with ladies
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 11:12am On Apr 28, 2016|
HARDDON:hahahahahah.... Em nice guys. Lol
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lexaydfg(m): 11:23am On Apr 28, 2016|
Learning a lot here.... Ride on op
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by TheSCRYPT: 11:38am On Apr 28, 2016|
You got mail bro.
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 2:27pm On Apr 28, 2016|
HARDDON:°•You butcher my name on the constant.
...°•I ain't been readin' this stuff, just disruptin' it's flow
*°An you helpin' me
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 2:48pm On Apr 28, 2016|
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:54pm On Apr 28, 2016|
Uwc, tell us some of ur experiences , we wano learn from u too
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:07am On Apr 29, 2016|
They make guys like us appear like goDs to ladies n makes it very easy for us....
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SimpleBea(m): 1:44am On Apr 29, 2016|
I fancy girls alot bt i dnt show it. This makes some girls crush on me. For example, i lent out my textbook to a girl and when she returned it. She wrote her number at the back. I dint call her, after crushin on me for abt a month.she later frendzoned me. Even, my brother think i am datin her. He asked her, are we dating and she said no. She said i didnt tell her i love her, and that its only msgs that i do send.
Its true that i do send msg... I love this gel deeply bt dint knw aw i should i tell her. She had friendzoned m ryt nw.
How can i make her love me again?
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:36am On Apr 29, 2016|
Telling a gurl u luv her is like handing over ur balls to her, giving her ,on a platter , d license to start demanding things n leaning on u for most of her wants.
It send d wrong message out to dem n puts frictional tension btw u too, now u both start getting conscious of each other's presence n starts acting PSEUDO RIGHT so as not to mess up d whole thingy n the friendship that u shld be building, wanes!
Don't get me wrong, I know women r moved by what they hear, there r right things to tell her to create attraction , not this very commonly used, super-abused word she has heard world over
This is just wrong.
I can tell u that she didn't friend zone u because u didn't tell her u luv her( in fact, that shld draw her close cos she wud wano know how a man is able to hold his tots,control his mind), d reason she friendzoned u is in those messages u have been sending ( both physically n tru phone)
BORING MSGS that doused d attraction she felt for u at first that made her borrow ur text book so she can give u her number since u wudnt ask n she didn't know how to approach u.
This is what u shld hv done immediately u saw her number:
U wud have waited a day or two, this is to keep her anticipating ur call( bliv me she was) then on the third day, ring her up( u cant imagine d excitement she wud feel to know its u calling) n say:
" is that how shy u are? So u cudnt tell Me to my face that u r dying for me rather u used sense to collect my text book so u can write me a luv letter Tru it?
Well guess what ? u are on a very long queue, u have to show me why u deserve ME cos I'm not that Cheap. "
She wud try to deny writting it, then u hit her thus:
" oh so u cudnt even write it with ur clear eyes ? U had to HY up? O-2-da-h the blazing luv u feel for me, Yea i know i have that effect on ladies! "
Do u get the msg? U r inputing it to her she wants U so badly, ofcos she does!
Don't u ever fail again when faced with this Linda situation
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:05pm On Apr 29, 2016|
To d bolded, know this, women have six sense. They can read ur body language in a jiffy n know what is on ur mind. They study ur eye contact, actions n inactions that helps them draw conclusions that r very right most times!
This is that part of them that has been the bane on the existence of cheating husbys n bfs...they just know
Bliv me , she knew u luved her, she was just waiting for u to convert that strong luv into an attractive force that wud make her deny her family n follow u, but u were too naive
( hit urself with a pitch book 5 times now! Yea u deserved to be punished ! )
As much as it is very difficult to come out of da friend's zone, we should try.
Now here is the deal: u r going to do just the opposite of all that u have done in time past.
Cos Big Brother always say : if u have dug urself into a pit, u don't keep digging to come out, u seek help from above, a rope... N I'm about throwing u one, u just have to follow exactly what I say.
1) u r gono take hold of ur emotions and forget d fact u luv her much, this wud help u think on or feet n use d skills I'm about to tell u
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:35pm On Apr 29, 2016|
King-oiled-Puffpuff , vainVerarahia or ButteredB00ty?
Yea sure, u aint reading this stuff, u just chose to spread ur mat on here, spread eagled, waiting for that gullible guy to come have a swift snipe...
Well guess what? We ain't interested!
We luv gurls that are intellectually challenging, logically alluring n tactically enchanting not some lay about whose singular idiosyncrazy is a penchant for b00bs n B00ty bargains .
#ouch! #somebodypleasecall922 #PuffyisDownIrepeatPuffyeyesISoUT
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 1:30pm On Apr 29, 2016|
HARDDON:°*There was a stain on yer post so I wiped it off ....°You welcome.
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 3:53pm On Apr 29, 2016|
We can still use d luv letter line on her. Depending on ur body language, voice tone n the way u lay it across, I might still work:
Here go: I saw the luv letter u wrote n placed in my text book sometime ago, u were so shy u cudnt be lady enuf to just ask me out?
( our aim is to unnerve her n make her laugh, surprise her with d new witty u n ultimately attract her )
She wud ask u when was that:
With a quizzical look, n a lil smack smile playing on ur lips, say " wow, it must have really annoyed u I ignored u. Ur face suddenly turned red.... "
Whatever she says, make sure u twist it to show she really wanted u but was just too shy, make it look like u friend zoned her
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 4:03pm On Apr 29, 2016|
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 4:06pm On Apr 29, 2016|
I like my woman outspoken not so shy......
Now here is one of my best lines:
I DONT THINK THIS RELATIONSHIP WUD WORK .....
so many wud forget themselves n ask u why not: how can it work when u cudnt tell me how u felt about me but rather go hugging ur pillow at night wishing i was there? It means if we start dating, it is sign language we be communicating with?
Some wud ask what r/ship: tell her that btw moon n d star ( with a surprise look on ur face).
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SimpleBea(m): 4:24pm On Apr 29, 2016|
You got me enthralled.
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 4:48pm On Apr 29, 2016|
Oh , Thatz ma hobby
I wud only get excited when u tell me u got d woman of ur dreams back
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:11pm On Apr 29, 2016|
Mmmm, u cleaning after me now? Wow, Gud wify trait, but uv got to do much more than that to impress me.
While at it, remember that u r on a very loooong queue
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by mygee2(m): 11:24pm On Apr 29, 2016|
pls I have these problem I have about girls wenerver I start chasing a girl wen I gt successful sometimes they would admit they love meeting bt in short period they gt bored wet mee by not replying my messages and picking up my calls
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 11:48pm On Apr 29, 2016|
HARDDON:°•Loool I'll remember
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:01am On Apr 30, 2016|
For a start, stop chasing gurls, only C0ck on heat do that. Make them to chase u rather
Secondly, U aint successful because a gurl gave u her number.....u shld leave them with a footprint that makes them glad meeting u.
Your problem lies in d fact that u r trying too much too soon.
Its boring talking to u because all u ever ask is how r u? Have u eaten , where r u, can u come to my place , r u free, let's hang out...if she ever agrees to come out, after drinking, u want them at all cost to come to ur place so u can tangle........boring boring boring . if u were in her shoes wudnt u back out?
Here is a solution: read this thread from beginning , pay attention to this:
Seek to make friends instead of coming for a lil puss taste.
Learn to use humour in ur conversation : be witty n funny. Go over the examples , u wud see how to keep a conversation going.
Above all, stop acting needy n clingy! U can't meet a gurl today n start preaching luv tomorrow cos u wano get into her pants, gone r d days that worked.
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|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:44am On Apr 30, 2016|
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by SimpleBea(m): 1:46pm On Apr 30, 2016|
|Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 3:35pm On Apr 30, 2016|
SESE PILL 8: You must create YOUR REALITY and Live in it as a man, else you'll turn mumu to a woman's
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