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Romance / Re: Spot The Problem With This Picture by collinsEFF(m): 7:23pm On Mar 16, 2023
The only problem there is the man's hairline

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Romance / Re: Seriously, I Don't Know How To Ask This Girl For Sex. by collinsEFF(m): 5:51am On Feb 27, 2023
Open up and tell her your mind
If you perish, you perish Life goes on
Romance / Re: My Boss Daughter Wants A Relationship With Me by collinsEFF(m): 8:25pm On Oct 29, 2022
How does this bring down the price of goods in the market??
Romance / Re: Thing I Know At 31 That Would Have Changed My Life At 21: by collinsEFF(m): 8:24pm On Oct 29, 2022
True love doesn't exist!

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Romance / Re: This Toothache Wan Kee Me by collinsEFF(m): 8:21pm On Oct 29, 2022
What do you want us to say now?
Romance / Re: I Slept With My Madam by collinsEFF(m): 8:12pm On Oct 29, 2022
We all know you're lying but continue...

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Romance / Re: How Do I Control My Sexual Urge As A Young Man by collinsEFF(m): 5:48pm On Oct 21, 2022
Forget about sex.... We're talking about flood!
Romance / Re: Virgina Smells, What Could Be The Course?? by collinsEFF(m): 5:47pm On Oct 21, 2022
This is a spiritual problem Run for your dear life
Romance / Our Biggest Downfall As Men by collinsEFF(m): 6:54pm On Oct 15, 2022
Our biggest downfall as Men is after making it in life, We like to eat with women we never starved with.

And when the women finishes everything, we go back to the one that starved with us.
Since the starvee has come into this world to starve, she will take us back so we can starve together again.

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Romance / Re: Never Marry A Woman Who Is Always Visiting Prophets. by collinsEFF(m): 2:19pm On Sep 25, 2022
Romanoff:
At OP's last line.

Why will a married woman be calling her husband Daddy?

Can you be romantic or sleep with your daddy?

it happens alot
Romance / Re: Never Marry A Woman Who Is Always Visiting Prophets. by collinsEFF(m): 2:16pm On Sep 25, 2022
Chizzyjforce:
What if she's visiting a real prophet?
the prophet is a human being!
Women can do any they are asked all in d name of looking for solution. It has become a modern slave trade for women here in Africa
Romance / Never Marry A Woman Who Is Always Visiting Prophets. by collinsEFF(m): 2:03pm On Sep 25, 2022
If you want to have a successful marriage please take note!

This is common among our women and they will never tell their husbands if anything happens with the prophet


You will see married women calling her prophet daddy, if you ask them why calling him daddy, they go tell you say na daddy in the Lord, some of them can't even call their husband daddy

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Romance / Re: I'm About Settling Down But Scared Of This by collinsEFF(m): 1:00pm On Sep 25, 2022
You're among the problems we have in this country
Romance / Some Hard Truths In Life by collinsEFF(m): 11:40am On Sep 03, 2022
Hard truths

1 Nobody can love you more than your mother.

2 A poor person has no friends.

3 People do not like good thoughts. They like good looks.

4 People respect the money; not the person.

5 The person you love the most, will hurt you the most.

6 Truth is simple, but the moment you try to explain it, it becomes difficult.

7 When you are happy, you enjoy the music, but when you are sad, you enjoy the lyrics.

8 Two things define you in life—Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

9 People will not remember you for all the good things you’ve done, but they surely won’t forget the few bad things you’ve done.

10 People often ask you what you do for a living so that they can estimate the level of respect to give you.

11 People enjoy to watch you suffer because they enjoy seeing your miseries so that they can feel better about themselves.

12 You can love people, but don’t expect them to love you back. Love can’t be forced.

13 Although you cannot change the world, the world can listen to your crazy jokes.

14 You only get stronger by doing hard things.

15 True love doesn't exist, people love you for what you have

16 your friend's enemy is not your enemy

17 Don't over stress yourself with your job, if you die today, the work still continues

18 put yourself first in everything in life

*Feel free to add yours...

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Pets / Re: What To Do When Being Attacked By A Dog by collinsEFF(m): 8:19am On Jun 02, 2022

Pets / What To Do When Being Attacked By A Dog by collinsEFF(m): 8:17am On Jun 02, 2022
Dogs are predators.
Predators enjoy the hunt, the simple act of hunting is pleasurable, even if they never get the prey: that’s because wild animals don’t often catch the prey, and if they did not have fun hunting they wouldn’t do that so often (which would mean, less prey caught, less food, more animals starving).
This means that they usually instinctually start hunting anything that behaves like a prey: anything that run away.
That’s the reason dog often chase runners or bikers, and the reason why running away from a dog is something you should never, never, never do. Never. Not even if the dog is really trying to kill you: he’s still going to catch you, only by running away you are actually awakening his hunting instincts. Don’t run away.
If you are a biker or a runner, stop running.
Talk, that should help the dog recognize you are human and not prey: when their hunting instincts take over, dogs stop using any other sense, or even listening. They enter what is called “one track mind”: the only thing they can think about is catching the prey, they won’t even stop to see what they are chasing. That’s why you should stop (no longer calling on his instincts) and talk, that may help.
Then see whay happens, the dog may be curious but friendly, you shouldn’t behave as though any dog will try to attack you, they may approach just because they are curious.
Send the dog calming signals (blink, yawn, lick your lips, avoid eye contact), don’t make sudden moves, and move away slowly, backward if the dog seems actually aggressive. If you have something (bike, bag, jacket) keep it between you and the dog (without waving it or hitting the dog, unless you want him to attack out of self defence).
Actually, make sure you don’t flail around. Don’t scream. Don’t hit the dog. All of these things will just make him more excited.
If you have a kid or a dog, don’t pick them up: that as well may awake the hunting instincts, or just make them curios, since they don’t understand what you just picked up. This may cause the dog to jump on you, scratch (unwillingly!) the kid or dog, scare you, maybe even make you fall… don’t do that, instead put yourself between the dog and your child/dog, act as a barrier while you back away (without flailing or screaming or running)
This works even if the reason the dog is attacking you is doing so because he believes you have entered his territory: back away, send calming signals, get out from his territory.

Most dogs don’t want to bite. Most dogs will be happy not having to, so don’t give them any reason and they won’t.

IF AN OFF-LEASH DOG APPROACHES YOU ON A WALK:

* Call out to the owner. “Come get your dog, mine is contagious!” often works.

*Remove visual stimulus, get something between you (umbrella, car, garbage pail, blanket, etc.).

*Try firmly telling the approaching dog a familiar cue, such as “sit” or “stay.”

IF A FRIGHTENING OFF-LEASH DOG APPROACHES, DO NOT;

Scream
Run
Flail limbs
Panic
Make eye contact
Jump up and down

IFA DOG ATTACKS :

*Keep your hands and arms in front of your body to protect them.

*Don’t put your hand near the fighting or attacking dogs’ mouths, or touch the dogs where they could easily turn around and bite you.

*Do not grab collars
.
*If the dog bites you and isn’t letting go, move your arm or body part into the dog’s mouth, rather than trying to pull it out. This will prevent more damage to you through tearing.
Keep the dog from shaking its head or your body if they do not release.

*Children should curl themselves into as tight a ball as possible and be as still as possible.
As hard as it is, teach children to not squeal or cry if at all possible - that only increases the excitement of the Attacking dog.

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Pets / Re: Buy and Sell Dogs @ Pet Lovers Forum (Whatsapp Group) by collinsEFF(m): 4:05pm On Mar 08, 2022
Where's the group link?
Or add me up 08111482499

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Health / Re: Doctors Please Help: I'm Having Weak Erection by collinsEFF(m): 5:16pm On Apr 30, 2021
Calm down bro
Your erection bundle has expired!

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Religion / Why Didn't God Forgive Adam And Eve? by collinsEFF(m): 8:54am On Apr 22, 2021
Hello �,
I was just thinking of this,
If God is a merciful God then why didn't he have mercy on Adam and Eve?
I need answers...
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Hopes Of Finishing Serie A's Top Scorer Fade Away by collinsEFF(m): 4:45pm On Jul 30, 2020
emmabest2000:
Calm down
Its very possible for a player to score 5 goals in a match grin
Just calm down grin
lol you funny o ,when last did such happen? this is modern football ...
Food / Re: See The Big Monitor Lizard I Caught At My Backyard This Evening (pictures) by collinsEFF(m): 9:18pm On Jul 16, 2020
I still blame Buhari for this...
Gaming / Re: Ì Need Pes 2017 Patch 2020 by collinsEFF(m): 8:44am On Jun 30, 2020
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Gaming / Re: Ì Need Pes 2017 Patch 2020 by collinsEFF(m): 8:44am On Jun 30, 2020
search up micano patches you'll see all kinds of patches I once used 2018/19 season on PES 2013 ,it helps when your PC isn't a high one but you want to enjoy latest gaming
Health / Re: Chikwe Ihekweazu: No State In Nigeria Is COVID-19 Free by collinsEFF(m): 8:09am On Jun 23, 2020
DarkJeddi:
You can't claim to be free when you refuse to carry out tests for your Citizens..
fr
om what is going on in the state we're safe ,if the virus is here then where are We getting the treatment and why no massive death ...
Crime / In What Ways Have You Benefitted From Our Corruption? by collinsEFF(m): 5:54pm On Jun 11, 2020
No doubt corruption has been our thing in this country and I trust Nigerians to benefit from any given situation ...
share ...
Celebrities / Re: Falz Reacts To Police Killing Teenager, Rape And Murder Of UNIBEN Student by collinsEFF(m): 12:23pm On Jun 01, 2020
Has Buhari said anything concerning this issue ?
Gaming / Re: Which Is A Good Idea To Buy For Gaming: A Playstation Or a PC? by collinsEFF(m): 11:59am On Jun 01, 2020
Vyzz:
By a PlayStation I don't like how the other one sounds A-PC E fit disappoint u Las Las
lol modified.
Gaming / Re: Which Is A Good Idea To Buy For Gaming: A Playstation Or a PC? by collinsEFF(m): 10:34am On Jun 01, 2020
olamidedivotee:
I will suggest you buy PC and wireless pads.
I thought wireless pads work on consoles with sensors ,or does any PC come with sensors ?
Gaming / Which Is A Good Idea To Buy For Gaming: A Playstation Or a PC? by collinsEFF(m): 10:23am On Jun 01, 2020
I see a lot of people gaming with PlayStation and I ask "isn't this game available in PC ?" or are there any differences between PC gaming and PlayStation ,I know both prices are similar .
Gaming / Re: game enquiries -resident evil by collinsEFF(m): 10:09am On Jun 01, 2020
Raptor2cool:
resident evil 7/resident evil remake 2
thanks
Travel / Re: 268 Stranded Nigerians Evecuated From China Arrive Abuja Airport (Pictures) by collinsEFF(m): 6:22am On May 31, 2020
Won't they be stranded here also ?

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Health / Re: 553 New COVID-19 Cases, 159 Discharged And 12 Deaths On May 30 - (1758 Tested) by collinsEFF(m): 6:17am On May 31, 2020
These days I dont know what to believe

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