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The only problem there is the man's hairline

Open up and tell her your mind
If you perish, you perish Life goes on

How does this bring down the price of goods in the market??

True love doesn't exist!

What do you want us to say now?

We all know you're lying but continue...

Forget about sex.... We're talking about flood!

This is a spiritual problem Run for your dear life

Our biggest downfall as Men is after making it in life, We like to eat with women we never starved with.

And when the women finishes everything, we go back to the one that starved with us.
Since the starvee has come into this world to starve, she will take us back so we can starve together again.

Romanoff:
At OP's last line.

Why will a married woman be calling her husband Daddy?

Can you be romantic or sleep with your daddy?

it happens alot

Chizzyjforce:
What if she's visiting a real prophet?

the prophet is a human being!
Women can do any they are asked all in d name of looking for solution. It has become a modern slave trade for women here in Africa

If you want to have a successful marriage please take note!

This is common among our women and they will never tell their husbands if anything happens with the prophet


You will see married women calling her prophet daddy, if you ask them why calling him daddy, they go tell you say na daddy in the Lord, some of them can't even call their husband daddy

You're among the problems we have in this country

Hard truths

1 Nobody can love you more than your mother.

2 A poor person has no friends.

3 People do not like good thoughts. They like good looks.

4 People respect the money; not the person.

5 The person you love the most, will hurt you the most.

6 Truth is simple, but the moment you try to explain it, it becomes difficult.

7 When you are happy, you enjoy the music, but when you are sad, you enjoy the lyrics.

8 Two things define you in life—Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

9 People will not remember you for all the good things you’ve done, but they surely won’t forget the few bad things you’ve done.

10 People often ask you what you do for a living so that they can estimate the level of respect to give you.

11 People enjoy to watch you suffer because they enjoy seeing your miseries so that they can feel better about themselves.

12 You can love people, but don’t expect them to love you back. Love can’t be forced.

13 Although you cannot change the world, the world can listen to your crazy jokes.

14 You only get stronger by doing hard things.

15 True love doesn't exist, people love you for what you have

16 your friend's enemy is not your enemy

17 Don't over stress yourself with your job, if you die today, the work still continues

18 put yourself first in everything in life

*Feel free to add yours...

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Dogs are predators.
Predators enjoy the hunt, the simple act of hunting is pleasurable, even if they never get the prey: that’s because wild animals don’t often catch the prey, and if they did not have fun hunting they wouldn’t do that so often (which would mean, less prey caught, less food, more animals starving).
This means that they usually instinctually start hunting anything that behaves like a prey: anything that run away.
That’s the reason dog often chase runners or bikers, and the reason why running away from a dog is something you should never, never, never do. Never. Not even if the dog is really trying to kill you: he’s still going to catch you, only by running away you are actually awakening his hunting instincts. Don’t run away.
If you are a biker or a runner, stop running.
Talk, that should help the dog recognize you are human and not prey: when their hunting instincts take over, dogs stop using any other sense, or even listening. They enter what is called “one track mind”: the only thing they can think about is catching the prey, they won’t even stop to see what they are chasing. That’s why you should stop (no longer calling on his instincts) and talk, that may help.
Then see whay happens, the dog may be curious but friendly, you shouldn’t behave as though any dog will try to attack you, they may approach just because they are curious.
Send the dog calming signals (blink, yawn, lick your lips, avoid eye contact), don’t make sudden moves, and move away slowly, backward if the dog seems actually aggressive. If you have something (bike, bag, jacket) keep it between you and the dog (without waving it or hitting the dog, unless you want him to attack out of self defence).
Actually, make sure you don’t flail around. Don’t scream. Don’t hit the dog. All of these things will just make him more excited.
If you have a kid or a dog, don’t pick them up: that as well may awake the hunting instincts, or just make them curios, since they don’t understand what you just picked up. This may cause the dog to jump on you, scratch (unwillingly!) the kid or dog, scare you, maybe even make you fall… don’t do that, instead put yourself between the dog and your child/dog, act as a barrier while you back away (without flailing or screaming or running)
This works even if the reason the dog is attacking you is doing so because he believes you have entered his territory: back away, send calming signals, get out from his territory.

Most dogs don’t want to bite. Most dogs will be happy not having to, so don’t give them any reason and they won’t.

IF AN OFF-LEASH DOG APPROACHES YOU ON A WALK:

* Call out to the owner. “Come get your dog, mine is contagious!” often works.

*Remove visual stimulus, get something between you (umbrella, car, garbage pail, blanket, etc.).

*Try firmly telling the approaching dog a familiar cue, such as “sit” or “stay.”

IF A FRIGHTENING OFF-LEASH DOG APPROACHES, DO NOT;

Scream
Run
Flail limbs
Panic
Make eye contact
Jump up and down

IFA DOG ATTACKS :

*Keep your hands and arms in front of your body to protect them.

*Don’t put your hand near the fighting or attacking dogs’ mouths, or touch the dogs where they could easily turn around and bite you.

*Do not grab collars
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*If the dog bites you and isn’t letting go, move your arm or body part into the dog’s mouth, rather than trying to pull it out. This will prevent more damage to you through tearing.
Keep the dog from shaking its head or your body if they do not release.

*Children should curl themselves into as tight a ball as possible and be as still as possible.
As hard as it is, teach children to not squeal or cry if at all possible - that only increases the excitement of the Attacking dog.

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Calm down bro
Your erection bundle has expired!

Hello �,
I was just thinking of this,
If God is a merciful God then why didn't he have mercy on Adam and Eve?
I need answers...

emmabest2000:
Calm down
Its very possible for a player to score 5 goals in a match
Just calm down

lol you funny o ,when last did such happen? this is modern football ...

I still blame Buhari for this...

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search up micano patches you'll see all kinds of patches I once used 2018/19 season on PES 2013 ,it helps when your PC isn't a high one but you want to enjoy latest gaming

DarkJeddi:
You can't claim to be free when you refuse to carry out tests for your Citizens..

fr
om what is going on in the state we're safe ,if the virus is here then where are We getting the treatment and why no massive death ...

No doubt corruption has been our thing in this country and I trust Nigerians to benefit from any given situation ...
share ...

Has Buhari said anything concerning this issue ?

Vyzz:
By a PlayStation I don't like how the other one sounds A-PC E fit disappoint u Las Las

lol modified.

olamidedivotee:
I will suggest you buy PC and wireless pads.

I thought wireless pads work on consoles with sensors ,or does any PC come with sensors ?

I see a lot of people gaming with PlayStation and I ask "isn't this game available in PC ?" or are there any differences between PC gaming and PlayStation ,I know both prices are similar .

Raptor2cool:
resident evil 7/resident evil remake 2

thanks

Won't they be stranded here also ?

These days I dont know what to believe