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Religion / Re: YahwehYesha Ace "Queen Esther" Apostle Suleman’s Second Accuser Unveiled (Photo) by coltaine(m): 9:48am On Mar 18, 2017
that emeka paul is a complete sex starved fool.......
Romance / Re: Woman Pours Hot Water On Neighbour's Manhood For Refusing To Sleep With Her (pic by coltaine(m): 6:35am On Mar 09, 2017
RadiantBae:
I don't understand the need of the censorship of a Johnson clad in boxers. That's one and the story makes no sense to me, it doesn't add up because her husband was standing there so why would she choose to react at that time and not all the other times when there was no around. I don't believe it.
my thought exactly......she even pointed out that the boiling water was for his manhood. No sane woman would react that way in front of everybody, unless the story ain't true
Literature / Re: Red Ashes by coltaine(m): 9:32am On Feb 17, 2017
I keep following this story like green follows grass, who wouldn't be stuck on a cool story such as this.........

kainene is been affected by the saying that "you don't know what you have until you lose it"................just what I hate most in my life, a saucy and nagging woman, still praying for the strength to be able to walk out when it gets to that time sha.....cos i av been made to understand, most women nag......

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Literature / Re: Silent Seduction by coltaine(m): 9:00am On Feb 09, 2017
fiyah:
I'm sorry the update took too long. I was kind of busy. This update is somehow rushed so it may be strewned with errors. I will be glad if my attention is drawn to some of it... Thanks for reading

oh my my!!! I am loving this already........you look cute in d hijab tho. nice piece u gat going here

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Romance / Re: How My Friend's Girlfriend Tested Him To See If He Truly Loves Her by coltaine(m): 6:48am On Feb 09, 2017
showmeurpenis:
How do university students /graduates, not know the correct use of He and she!!! Like really? That's y'all university levels? What do they do? just take your money and after 19yrs of studying you still can't differentiate between he and she? I give up! Really I just give up!

Just showmeurpenis and go!: angry

jeez what kinda moniker is this? By the way here is mine
its name is STONE COLD

Crime / Re: Woman Slashes Her Husband's Lover's Breast And Face (Graphic Picture) by coltaine(m): 6:33am On Feb 09, 2017
AshawoGirl:
That means I have to be very carefull I've been looking for married men on Nairaland.
God will protect me this will not happen to me,
had to check the picture behind d moniker nd it was wat i expected,
are those 40DD?
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by coltaine(m): 8:36am On Jan 20, 2017
Nice work angel.......one of the reasons i log onto nairaland is to check if there is an update nd 100 pages phew!!! dats a lot nd m following bumper to bumper. To other members of the family I greet una o......SirOrubebe nd Sunshine, u guys shld go to d altar or shrine alredi
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by coltaine(m): 8:13am On Jan 18, 2017
Yewandequeen:


I dont wanna believe wat am seeing .
Yungtemy never boight me anything angry temmy its high time you choose btw us angelinastto or me?
tall and busty, just the way i like my milf....... black beauty all d way gal
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by coltaine(m): 10:55am On Dec 29, 2016
Maduawuchukwu:


Your problem is indiscipline. Trust me, I have been there. U have friends that u care abt but u don't check them up until u feel the need for them. U have things u do on your own that interest u and occupy your time but when u are done with them you go back to your friends.
U have to know that life is not all about ur convenience. U need to take time out to care for people even if you don't feel like doing it. This is where discipline comes in. At the end you will be happier.
Well, not that I just stop caring for them.....prob is that when I call or text most of the time, i get this feeling of me being the only one investing in the relationship nd it is quite annoying.....bliv me I make time to say hi nd want to chat but they sometimes exhibit dis behaviour of "i am busy"....... like presently I have decided not to say hello to my bestie cos for the past few months, m d only one calling or texting.....so it aint my fault if i jst feel they shld hold their own while i care for me alone

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Literature / Re: Post A Quote From A Book You're Reading or Have Read. Include the Book Title. by coltaine(m): 10:31am On Dec 20, 2016
Women are terrifying to men,’ he whispered, ‘because they can break them with the simplest word or briefest glance.’
Now she smiled. ‘Not if they care for them- Orb, Sceptre nd throne (malazan series)

You've all heard stories about how these Seguleh have never been beaten. How they've slaughtered everyone who's ever faced them. Well look around... We're still here! And now - now they're offering you a choice! All you've to do is drop your weapons and surrender. That's all. But if you do that I can promise you one thing ... you ain't gonna have another shot at the bastards! So what's going to be? Hey? What's your answer?
Silence. Aragan glared right and left, his heart hammering, gulping breaths. Then at the far end of the line a hulking Dal Honese trooper drew his blade, held it out saluting, and bashed it to his shield twice. Hands went to sword-grips all up and down the lines. Swords hissed, drawing to clash in a great thunderous roar agains shields, once, twice, then extending in the formal salute.
There's your Malazan answer - Orb, Sceptre and throne (fist aragan)

“I'll not deny I am impressed by your mastery of six warrens, Quick Ben. In retrospect, you should have held back on at least half of what you command." The man made to rise. "But, Bauchelain," the wizard replied, "I did.” - Quick Ben (dont remember which one of the books now)


“Children are dying." Lull nodded. "That's a succinct summary of humankind, I'd say. Who needs tomes and volumes of history? Children are dying. The injustices of the world hide in those three words


Kallor shrugged. '[...] I have walked this land when the T'lan Imass were but children. I have commanded armies a hundred thousand strong. I have spread the fire of my wrath across entire continents, and sat alone upon tall thrones. Do you grasp the meaning of this?'
'Yes,' [said Caladan Brood.] 'You never learn.

There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived.

No tyrant could thrive where every subject said no. The tyrant thrives when the first fucking fool salutes.

People don’t change to suit their god; they change their god to suit them.

this is just a few of the many quotes in those books, how I wish it can be adapted into a movie, even game of thrones na pikin beside this one.....is it humor, war, savageness, true words, romance sef.....the malazan world has them all
Romance / Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by coltaine(m): 9:56am On Dec 20, 2016
OmichaelO:
PS: it's kinda weird cos i feel comfortably nt communicating with any of em gals or other friends of mine

let's just say am a lone wolf
same here bro, always thought it was only me......i just ignore my frnds for sometine, as in no call or mssg but then when m totally alone i start messaging them again.....i find it annoying but i jst cant help myself

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Set To Wed In 2017 by coltaine(m): 4:44pm On Dec 19, 2016
KingAfo:
YOU STILL GET G SPOT
dude u just killed me bro with that pic

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Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by coltaine(m): 6:41pm On Dec 18, 2016
hey dearie, u re really good with the way you write your story....the way you paint the scene through the eyes of the character, awesome i must say......keep it up angel
Romance / Re: Traits Of A Good Boyfriend by coltaine(m): 2:59pm On Nov 29, 2016
Rexnegro:
make God just give person him own woman And vice versa...Because mr op hmmm I have done all these even more yet today misunderstanding Tomorrow settle next day misunderstanding again And settle...funny enough na issue that she suppose reason with me, but instead of reasoning And correcting it by not doing such next time...for where! love Gat me going with her coupled with The fact that who know What The next lady has in possession in terms of annoying and unreasonable behaviours, more like The devil You no is better to The angel You don't no...truth is women are very difficult And complex to understand and to please...most of them are confuse about what exactly they want...am saying This Because You will discuss with a lady today she will be saying my Boyfriend is cheating And not behaving well, Now when they con See a guy who treat them as a queen they go say e too soft e too Mumu etc...I Have heard of a true life rejection of a guy proposal, The lady said she rejected his Marriage proposal Because The guy is too gentle...just imagine op....women? confuse Beings

Biko nu, see bad thang!!! cos he is too gentle....
Na her kind go they stick with man wey dey batter her left nd right ooo.
That is why when i see a girl who knows what she wants, stands by it nd goes for it, she has my respect....
Romance / Re: Traits Of A Good Boyfriend by coltaine(m): 2:54pm On Nov 29, 2016
GossipHeart:


May God strike me dead any day i show love to any girl or woman who isn't my mum, sister or wife

I used to be that lovely boyfriend who buys flowers for my girlfriend, takes her on vacations and dates just to make her happy but i learned the hard way, i treated my ex girlfriends like Queens but i was foolish enough not to realize that you can't make women happy by being a nice guy

These hoes did me dirty

And when i became that hard boyfriend who doesn't give a flying fucck, these hoes are now loyal

Them really do you strong thing and I understand your plight bro.....they never like the faithful, caring boyfriend, they want the fun lords, guys who have the sweet mouth to ruin them, you hear them say "he swept me off my feet".
By the time fun lord is done having his fun, he moves to the next "fish" as they call it nd they cry foul "all men are the same", " men are dogs" etc.....
when you have a faithful caring but probably "boring" type stick with him, they re the ones who really care.....i jst hope these "hoes" listen sha
Crime / Re: Photo Of Nigerian Deathrow Convict, Chijioke, Who Will Be Executed This Friday by coltaine(m): 8:48am On Nov 17, 2016
drizslim:
Some Countries Needs To Learn From America.. it's nt every crime dat requires a Death Sentence because God is the owner of Every soul on Earth
Though the punishment is extreme but one thing I will like to point out is that, the country had a law which they (the traffickers) know......so you saying they have to be like America is wrong.....what you might like may be what I hate most....so you see.....
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by coltaine(m): 8:03am On Nov 13, 2016
Angelinastto:

blushing. Thanks
you are a good writer really.....I got your thread on speed dial.
more battery to your phone....
btw.....where is kelvin?? he has been out for too long.....bringing him into the story again might complicate things....but isn't that the point!!
Phones / Re: Share A Screenshot Of Your Home Screen! by coltaine(m): 6:18am On Nov 11, 2016
Evansjj:
thanks bro for the info

you are welcome....
Phones / Re: Share A Screenshot Of Your Home Screen! by coltaine(m): 9:22am On Nov 10, 2016
Psychodavidovic:
Infinix hot 4 ..

XOS 2.0 based on Android 6.0 marshmallow ..
hey bro, what is your mc5 in game name....re you on the whatsapp group? if not drop your number
Phones / Re: Share A Screenshot Of Your Home Screen! by coltaine(m): 9:16am On Nov 10, 2016
Evansjj:
my device is rooted and I have the xposed installer but I can't install the framework zip file ..my device is itel it1407
you have to flash it through custom recovery.....you have twrp recovery right?? if you do, use dat.....there are apps like flashify that can flash too but i dnt av any xperience wit them
Phones / Re: Share A Screenshot Of Your Home Screen! by coltaine(m): 9:14am On Nov 10, 2016
Ifejiswag:
how do you use the CyanogenMod

For you to use cyanogenmod...
You need the following but before then av a backup of ur stock rom
-a rooted fone
-you must have twrp recovery already flashed
-then search for a cyanogenmod rom compatible with your device on google for example, "cyanogenmod 13 for infinix hot 4" and the gapps package (google apps package)
please do try and read reviews first and if there isn't prepare to take a leap of faith...
after downloadin the cm rom, place it in the root folder of your internal storage.....
then boot into recovery (most times volume up button+ power button tho it myt b diff for ur device)
in twrp recovery mode, go to wipe and wipe cache
then go to install and choose the cm rom (it should be in zip format) nd then flash....
it myt take up to 5 mins for first boot so be patient.....
This is what I did, but the author of d site whr u download d rom from shld av d steps so do read up....
Literature / Re: J.k.rowling's Fan? Get Harry Potter And The Cursed Child Here + Other Collection by coltaine(m): 9:03am On Nov 10, 2016
Greatzeus:
Coltaine Sent
Thanks bro, seen it..
Literature / Re: IN The DARK (A Story Of Love,betrayal And Survival) by coltaine(m): 8:52am On Nov 10, 2016
Angelinastto:
Lol, seriously you got me laughing. So my eye balls are big abii?
yes it is.....in a good sexy kinda way
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Deletes His Post About US Election On Facebook by coltaine(m): 1:02pm On Nov 09, 2016
klassykute:



mumu during last year shilo bishop David oyedepo predicted. a very big ecinomic crunch will hit d country .. oya Wetin deh nija now ? idiot ..

It is all forecasting bro.....a simpleton could predict that with the way GEJ's administration was making use of funds would have a big repercussion on the economy since we never had anything to fall back to.......now you see??
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Deletes His Post About US Election On Facebook by coltaine(m): 12:55pm On Nov 09, 2016
Alfa55:
He is a lieyer, failure,and confusionest. Dat is d sign of is failure both here and hereaffter.

he has murdered it but we get your mssg bro

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Deletes His Post About US Election On Facebook by coltaine(m): 12:51pm On Nov 09, 2016
ScienceWatch:
BE VERY CAREFUL NIGERIA ! DO NOT JUDGE PROPHECY WITH SIMPLISTIC LOGIC.
The spiritually wise people will know how to interpret prophecy.
Do not follow the mad crowd that have been crying loudly for the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ even though “He is risen.”

Keep your minds firmly on the awesome scientifically verifiable Miracles, Signs, Prophecies and also on the huge number of people world wide that constantly receive help for scholarships, poverty, etc, etc from a truly blessed church called Scoan in Nigeria.

The Holy Prophet TB Joshua's prophecy is still correct in the light of the spiritual realm. History is full of example of how nations and individuals are free to change their destiny. Be very careful Nigerians, do not jump so quickly into the trap set by Satanic forces.

Remember the Jews, they had a 200 year old prophecy that Jesus is the Son Of God and he is coming to enrich us with Miracles, Signs, Prophecies And wonders. The Jews rejected this and changed the outcome of that prophecy in own lives. The Jews have been suffering for more than two thousand years. Because we have FREE WILL, we can change the outcome of any prophecy that directly affects our lives.

America is no different. They changed the outcome of the prophecy in their lives. They will suffer the consequences if their choice was a bad one.

he could have just kept quiet instead of commenting on the issue.....
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Deletes His Post About US Election On Facebook by coltaine(m): 12:47pm On Nov 09, 2016
PMIcon:

because you don't know better.
If you know your God you will not be distracted by men.. including men of God.

cos the guy no fit pray for hin room abi.......abi na only pastors fit pray for you make God answer your prayer...
lets not deceive ourselves jare......so he should go and they feed him lies such as that right?
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Deletes His Post About US Election On Facebook by coltaine(m): 12:42pm On Nov 09, 2016
notoriousbabe:
and he would have belonged to the other room

savage grin
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Deletes His Post About US Election On Facebook by coltaine(m): 12:40pm On Nov 09, 2016
DeLioncourt:


There is something very burnt inside your head!
In the whole Bible, plus the unofficial books, is there anywhere a prophet of God "missed one"?
This is how gullible yáll are. Next time you'll say "He missed two..he's only human". mtchewww

I tire for the guy o......God talk say make him talk false prophecy shey?
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Deletes His Post About US Election On Facebook by coltaine(m): 12:39pm On Nov 09, 2016
ayolanrewaju:
You people should leave the Man of God Prophet T.B Joshua alone. Fine, he missed this one, I want u to remember all of his other prophecies that came to pass. As far as I am concern he is call of God, just because he missed this one that doesn't mean he is not of God.

dude could you be more gullible?? if truely he is of God, all his prophecies will be on point unless ur saying God revealed a lie to him, is that what you mean?

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