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As shared by a nigerian lady on her linked in page.. I had to crop out her name but the resolutions are attached. What do you make of it?? Isn't this insane??

He wants to disgrace himself again.. Ok he cant do that.. No red beret on him

The name "God" has been messed up by our religious leaders.. Can God please change his name already.. These people led by the devil to confuse the masses are plain stewpid!!

TheSonOfMark:
The heavens bless the woman who nurtured you into a sensible woman.

Amen baby

Berbierklaus:
Sweetheart I don't follow the crowd that all men are evil,in fact I am with a good man as I speak.
I am not talking about crashing marriages here,I am talking about cheating from men generally,and my point is if only all what you listed worked,a lot of married women will be happy,because they have done more than enough yet their men cheat without looking back.

Cutiepie.. Awwww..

Seems you skipped that part where i opened the floor for comments.. Yiur recommendations are welcomed because i am learning myself.. But you sounded like a critic at first and i thought you were taking sides with that madmelon kilode100 .. And i am busy doing nothing so i can roast wailers alive..

Kindly drop your suggestions and tell us how you been able to keep your man hun.

Prayers from this smoker and womanizer.. The prayer nor fit pass our cloud here

I like funke and i pray she concieves but God doesnt answer prayers on your social media page.. His grammatical flaws sef.. Good for a yeyebrity

I think say olamide don pack go island ni.. What is his kid doing on the main street where they push cart??


When they tell you not to have a child out of wedlock, you will not listen.

Berbierklaus:
As in ehn,the heartbreak go do her like film trick.
Na their type dey commit suicide
I just look at ladies that are all over a man like this and shake my head,not cause I have a bad experience or hating,but I see they don't know what the world of men really is.

if only all these monkey in the shadow style works a lot of married women will be very happy.

Bae, go back to your board.. A lot of marriages in our generation crash due to infidelity, betrayal of oats and prolly inability to concieve.

It is past time we ladies stop dwelling on the old aged mentality "all men are wicked and evil". Create a paradise for them and watch them turn you to a god.

VictorRomanov:
By ur comments, i tell you have a very low self esteem. Your validation as a woman comes from not the things u can accomplish as a person, but on pleasing a man. There are women who spend their whole life trying to do whatever to please a man, yet the man would still cheat. Ask Toke Makinwa


I will not drag myself down to ur level of insults. You would definately win.



By the way, there is a difference between a Civil/Highway engineer and a bricklayer. Of couse, u won't know. U don't read. U only know how to cook, text, and have sex.

Nigga just got his ass dumped by a girl.. Please don't transfer your aggression to me.. Biko.. Let us just bury it.. I know more than to just cook, have sex and text. I have a 6 figure job, strong networks and connections and can express myself verbally and in writing. A self proclaimed highwayrobber engineer writing in shorthand is pathetic.

I disagree

VictorRomanov:
She still dey learn. She thinks he's staying faithful is by her own making. She's just fortunate to have a guy with good habits.

There is only one to find out if she's the best cook or the best sex machine: by trying someone else.

Even if i want to try someone.. It wouldnt be a petty bricklayer like you..


My ex-bf's only regret was me breaking up with him

keenn:
some sex position are not just possible.

I for one and I believe most guys wouldn't subscribe to that position. the lady face is below and would be looking directly at the mans butt-hole and balls. this off course is a mood killer.

this is the reason most porn videos(heterosexual) try to cut out the man's ass and butt-hole.

Bros.. Three gbosa for you ooo.. You have watched porn so well you pay attention to tiny details. Who needs to watch porn to satisfy his libido when you got me.. You'd be surprised that men with wives and guys with gfs are still watching porn. But why??

kilode100:
Lmaaaaaoooooo..... I don't do boyfriends, I marry them and when I get tired, I divorce and take their money!!

I don't need to cook,wash and Bleep for peanuts like you oloriburuku ashewo oshi. You are The one giving women a bad name. Desperado werey.


Continue fucking them free till your totoh go turn to borehole.

Everyone has taken note of the bolded..

Now listen.. I dont wash nor Bleep for peanuts. I dictate when to have it.. I am no saint and i am glad.. Keep living in pretence.. I know your regrets are far from over.. You will cry your eyes out someday for delivering fatherless babies.. And you will be alone then.. These NLderswont be there to console you

ikp120:
Chai!

That dude is very lucky mehn... I'm imagining a dude wey don get free "ashawo"

Free ashawo will give you HIV.. I wont

Free ashawo isnt future oriented.. I am..

Free ashawo go still task you.. I work for my money and even take him out..

Now swerve.. Bikonu

softwerk:
Words of a serially broken heart.....Eya!

obviously..

kilode100:
You are an amateurish learner.



For your mind, you are the best cook and best lay?



You must be the only bar in town.


Na wa!

Sorry your 10th bf broke up with you again.. Sorry ehn

CorGier:
Now dats the spirit sista. Nothing like a lady who knows how to please her man.
For your sake tho, let's hope it's enough.

Thanks sweet.. Some perverts might be claiming holy mary already

How to know you have landed in Nigeria even at the airport.

*Nepa first take light
*policeman see your fresh skin..but wants to share your hard earned money with you. Then they call you a drug pusher or scammer if you refuse.. Might end with a gun duel with you been the victim.

*once you arrive home.. Even those who didnt know where you travelled to will come and greet you and you are a bad stingy person if they leave empty handed.

*armed robbers raid you that same night from the information reaching them that you just came back from abroad(usa or uk) not knowing you were in libya going to italy but luck ran out of you.

Why?

Their lifelong union still dey annoy some people?? Nna ehn

Damn . This guy money and wizkid money nor be mate ooo..

I know the title is funny but it is true as absurd as it may sound. Guys and cheating are 5 and 6 but trust me, even while cheating, they think about the girl they care about. So, except you are a side chic, you have a chance to tie him down forever and make him walk down the aisle with you.
From time to time, i give my man the best food he can't get outside.. Makes him rush to my place to have more. I give him the best mindblowing sex he can ever have.. This makes him come more than 5 times every other day we engage in such. I text him from time to time and he has a job that keeps him busy (from 8-5pm). He is very handsome and a ladies' man.. I feel so lucky to have him.. But sharing him with one girl from hell will make me lose my cool. He knows this and respects me.. I am loyal and he's loyal.


Your comments are welcomed.

And the thief to be is even laughing.. Do this in ojota and watch the way they will lynch you ehn..

Lovely

What a political loss for the 2% of nigerians who care

In lagos ehn.. You are on your own if you own a car without air conditioner and mobile tv.. You can actially finish 4 episodes of jenifa at the same point..

I want to profer a solution.. Maybe rerouting of road networks should work fine

This guy has taken this relationship whatever for a joke.. A godfearing wife material at shoprite, owerri??

jesus!!!!

the tanker did mass jungle justice.


may God continue to protect me, you and all our loved ones this year and beyond.. (amen)


the end is near truly!!

This blogger is from ekiti.. How is this place oshodi??

Lala sef nor proof read before pushing it

doubleportion:
How does it work?

drop your whatsapp number.. Lemme contact you
It will be easy from there

Yinkey6:
For me if my relationship with the girl ended on a good note. I may attend.
Abeg what is your opinion?

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Thank you but no.. except I didnt really love him back then..

Who digs up her own vomit?? If that works for others, it is a no no for me

eeeyahh!!


check my signature.. say no to poverty.. you cam quote me if you need a guideline