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A Nigerian man, @SteveTemitope who is probably pained by the issues of governance and economy in Nigeria has, in a series of tweets asked the acting president to stand up and act. His hilarious but wake up calling tweets has garnered over 1000 retreats and 800 likes. He is trending on Twitter right now

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Lalasticlala

Nairaland has 3,333,333 topics and counting. the topic that made that number was a foolish post but I was the one to capture it anyways.

How many likes do I get??

Nairaland has 3,333,333 topics and counting. the topic that made that number was a foolish post but I was the one to capture it anyways.

How many likes do I get??

Genea:
gold digger

She's coming lucky.. She's digging gold right??whatchu digging look alikes, smelling hairy armpits, camera 360 modified faces.


Face your business.. You could have applied for a job with this 1kb you wasted commenting.


Don't quote me or this will come for you

DriveByKiller:
Your parents probably abandoned you on the street of Nairaland due to your irreformable mental handicap.

You said bye? Then you're the one to go away, not me.

You keep quoting and saying bye 3 times because I'm hurting you.
I pampered you too long so you think I won't scalp you anymore.

A full grown woman who doesn't know her sexual status or monthly cycle.

Maddened idiot!

I think I know why the flower of common sense is not growing in your garden.. It is dry season and Its not your fault..


Keep off my friend's mention or NL is gon come down on you. I know just best to make hell comfortable for ya..

iPurge:
so wats d meaning of conc?

I need a massage

On your?

iPurge:


concentrated niggress come here lemme tell u something

I am not concentrated. But I'd just let that pass. Funny tho

So what can I do to please you dearie I am here now

torqque7:
Rotfl..OMG for real?you wish,don't flatter yourself.

Please get off my mention. You are an embarrassment to it.

torqque7:
I had to go to your profile again and I noticed all your threads reek of stupid.ity..and you are wondering how your course mate is married and you are not?is that why you made this thread?you desperate for a man?lol smh,see you tiny face like lassa fever rat,i hate to break it to you but in order to be married you have to be a wife material..and clearly you are not,see how you trying to convince your fellow female to worship money..thats called being cheap,hmm your class of girls are on the streets now looking for money this night.Oya biko don't quote me again..not unless you have something intelligent to say.

Boy. You can't say this to my face if you can ever be opportuned to see me sef. I can bet this with you. You are one of those yeye boys who rant online and end up peeing in their pants when they come in contact with high class people.


No be your fault anyways. It's my thread, my data. please self-service off yourself if you have issues getting some sleep.

She's helpless, harmless and armless with nothing to defend herself. Like the hell buhari is making us to face isn't enough, this religion fanatics had to make her suffer more.

The term "man of God" the and "people of God" 3 has stopped appealing to me since 1980.


They should be brought to book. They must for this show of shame. Do this to FULANI herdsmen. Not an helpless old woman bikonu

torqque7:
Lol some of us here are allergic to Bullshi.t, and a lot of people here are full of B.S..kinda like the O.p and maybe your friend too that's why she went extinct lol..less B.S is all we ask,is that too much to ask..

If by bullshi+, you mean my freedom to express myself, you are a goat.


Sorry. I mean, you are a baboon.

I dunno if it is your space, or your thread, or your data, or your phone or who called you to chook your kettle-shaped mouth enter.

Onye ara

DuchessDee:
but money doesn't bring smile to my face. What other advice can you give


Thanks for trying tho

how can you say money doesn't bring a smile to your face?? even Beyonce can't say that. You need to set your priorities right my love. Money makes the world go round.


Yes. the love of money is the root of evil.

But, the absence of money is the root of wretchedness

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=deeppink]Babe,I am not worthy [/color]

Lolssss.

You are more than just worthy hun. I just proved that to you by following you. And you might probably be the only one i will ever follow here.

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=dodgerblue] who do it? U romaceland folks u snuff them out the way they did missclassy

Missclassy I miss u.
#No Homo [/color]

Missclassy is Bae..
Ain't going nowhere. And I like you already.
Wannabe my NL partner in crime?

DuchessDee:
Babe.... Sleep is not coming oooo


How are you?

Think of that nigga who puts a smile in your face. I mean the one who shows you the money and not the other broke ass nigga. Kill me if you don't sleep in 10 seconds

Jodha:
Op I raise boobs+ass for you....

Thatz all I have to say

OK babe. I sight you..

Chop kiss

torqque7:
Lol..she'll burn herself out soon enough..

No I won't. I can only glow. Been in this game longer than I can recall.

torqque7:
You are not the brightest of the bunch are you?smh..you talking agape love after you talked about a thre.esome? I give up..

You deserve to. MMM has ruined your life. Now please, don't use a rope while trying to give up. drink cement. It is irrevocable and faster. my 2 cents

Jay542:
You've spoken for yourself and it's cool but there's no point speaking for others.

And there is no point wasting your data jumping on my thread. Now, please Swerve before I send you to your ancestors

Aderola15:
What's threesomes?

Awww sweet!! Looks like you are a V.. or possibly, but you attend deeper life coz it is only people in this category who doesn't know what party is.

Maybe trapqueen77 can explain better

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]that's nice the dude ain't all bad

But why did u have ta name yaself "Niggress" [/color]

Masculine-feminine
Lion-lioness
Tiger-tigress
Nigga-niggress



Since you have chosen to burn your parents' sweat into ashes by not going to school. I would be a good Samaritan enough to school you.

SirJeffry:
Come this small girl, your travel travel rich fiancé don dump you

If you would use your brain to read my post again.. I didn't say I want a relationship with him. My love for judefcc is agape-inspired!!


Dunno what is wrong with this yeye small boys.. They just take things over the moon

Aderola15:
She likes my Jude

Awww.. Baby.. We can do him together

You like threesomes?

DozieInc:
Bashing loading...
Have got no problems with Judeefcc, 18m or not.

Abi oo

dingbang:
If you were my daughter I would have disowned you and divorced your mother....

I would have used you for rituals daddy.. You can't be entirely useless sir..

Hello romance-landers. I am attracted to this guy- judefcc. Everyone h ates him. But deep down there, and every girl loves him. I am one of them. He oozes with confidence. I like a nigga who's got it and can flaunt it.

PS: not a gold digger. I do not entirely believe his story but nevertheless, I believe the confidence he displays

Bad Belle can hate. I know you wish to be in his shoes

BreadandBeans:
Yea that's better, because even distance is a barrier between us so there's no way I can disrupt your serious relationship..

So you're officially my NL bae onwards

Yaaaayyyyy

BreadandBeans:
Lol.. I listen to future's music almost everyday.. and besides, I can't even remember the last time I had bread with beans.

I only used it as my monicker when all the names I tried was already used, and I'm f*ckin loving the username

Well.. I I like future too.. And don't take that 'I don't see a future with you " part seriously.. I was only trying to be sarcastic. I


Lemme make it up to you this way. Be the butter in my bread Only on NL ooo..

I am in a serious relationship out here

BreadandBeans:
Concniggress56 this could be us, you know?

No baby.. I see no future with you except that you will kill me with bread and beans..

Location?

Buhari sef RIP to the dead