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Romance › Re: She Is A Treasure by ConcNiggress56(f): 8:09pm On Jan 19, 2017

Kondomatic:
I used up to 8 phones last year alone.

8 nokia torchlight phonea you mean? huh

Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Michigan Girl Arrested For Raping Man At Knife-Point (Pictured) by ConcNiggress56(f): 7:39pm On Jan 19, 2017

JUDASiskariot:
Well your English is bad, and no doubt your parents wasted their money sending you to school. No offense.

Bet why

Someone cannot play with you?? undecided

You just ended a bright career before it got started..

My gad angry

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Career › Re: Pictures Of A Taxi Driver With No Legs Spotted In Lagos By A Nairalander by ConcNiggress56(f): 11:42am On Jan 19, 2017

And me with two legs cant drive.. New goals now.. Who go teach me?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Write A Job Application Using The E-mail Format by ConcNiggress56(f): 11:40am On Jan 19, 2017

This biafranbushboy is still looking for job himself.. Now he is advicing people.. undecided

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Crime › Re: End Time: See What 15year Old Girl Posted On Facebook (pics + Video) by ConcNiggress56(f): 11:39am On Jan 19, 2017

This one has chosen her career path from her teen.. Not bad..

I wonder who her parents are.. They can't be any better..

At 15, she ia sure to have lost body count!! Phewww!!

On behalf of igbos, we hereby reject this thing and deny any relations with her whatsoever.. We have manners and we are brought up with sanity.

Maybe the afonjas can claim her.

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Phones › Re: Battery With Inbuilt 'fire Extinguisher' Developed by ConcNiggress56(f): 7:23am On Jan 18, 2017

When police and road safety asks for my fire extinguisher, is it safe to show them my phone?

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Health › Re: Important Things To Know About Tuberculosis by ConcNiggress56(f): 7:22am On Jan 18, 2017

Thanks OP. Great job at keeping us informed

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Education › Re: Type The Longest Word You Know And The Meaning by ConcNiggress56(f): 7:17am On Jan 18, 2017

Pseudoposykialysigonisis- meaning government by a few, enjoyed by a few, and meant for a few.. E.G the kind of government practised by _________ a.buhari b. Jammeh c. Putin d. Buhari e. Trump

10 first Correct answers wins 10k in airtime. Offer closes 6pm GMT

Phones › Re: Could This ‘newly Discovered’ Whatsapp Feature Enable Anyone To Spy On You? by ConcNiggress56(f): 7:30am On Jan 17, 2017

Hello bbm

Romance › Re: My Course Mate Just Got Married. Lord When Is My Turn?? (photos) by ConcNiggress56(op): 7:27am On Jan 17, 2017

BreadandBeans:
You don't have to be so mean, he might have something reasonable to tell you and I hope you don't treat people like that outside NL.

Well, I know you'll probably bash me too but..

*returns to listen to future's OVOL album*

No i wont.. I like bread and beans as a meal oo. So hun, can you recommend a place i can get a nice one in lagos.. I am tired of this butty meals.. I haven't given out a long fart in months

Romance › Re: My Course Mate Just Got Married. Lord When Is My Turn?? (photos) by ConcNiggress56(op): 11:59pm On Jan 16, 2017

studM:
Hi

Sorry.. You never reach your destination.. Keep movjng forward

Romance › Re: You're Airforce1 Right? by ConcNiggress56(f): 9:41pm On Jan 16, 2017

LifeofAirforce1:
You're a foool

Let us do a poll your royal foolishness..

If airforce1 is the fool-in-chief, pls click like, if i am, click share

The highest is the fool

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Romance › Re: You're Airforce1 Right? by ConcNiggress56(f): 9:28pm On Jan 16, 2017

We would prolly be having one less MB to waste to open this thread if condoms were so cheap back when your mom and dad.. You know..

It's dry season, so i am not dissapointed that the Flower of sense is not growing in your garden.

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Career › Re: 10 Things To Look For In A Great Boss by ConcNiggress56(f): 7:42pm On Jan 16, 2017

Topshow2010:
You re rite dt d write up was meant for d saner clime and nt ours bt wrong on Tony Elumelu based on my working relationshp wit him bt cnt say much on Ubah cuz I dnt know him .You shud get d real appraisal on Tony frm d core staff in UBA nd trnscorp nd nt d adulation in d media.

I have met him on three occasions hun.. Probably he treated me well coz i am a lady tho kiss

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Career › Re: 10 Things To Look For In A Great Boss by ConcNiggress56(f): 2:23pm On Jan 16, 2017

OP must be a european..

Reverse is the opposite in nigeria.

The kind oga bosses that we have lately wants to fire down your legs or fire you if you don't allow them to fire.

I have seen a scenario where a boss slapped a surbordinate for a simple unavoidable mistake that costs $0.0000

The only CEOs that i know that exhibits this trait is ifeanyi ubah and tony elumelu.. I was priviledged to meet them one-on-one on over two occasions and believe me, first impression matters.

Romance › Re: How To Tell When He's Close To Proposing To You by ConcNiggress56(f): 1:15pm On Jan 16, 2017

This is dumb.. Oyinbo copy copy.. Just live the african way

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Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, How Do You Cope With A "Always Travelling Out" Bf Without Cheating by ConcNiggress56(op): 10:29am On Jan 16, 2017

Lalasticlala and seun sef.. Password:,Snake tonto dike

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Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, How Do You Cope With A "Always Travelling Out" Bf Without Cheating by ConcNiggress56(op): 1:27am On Jan 16, 2017

dubylhover:
since d business trips wont stop,ur body needs wont reduce,then yu shud knw deep down dat d inevitable wud happen.when u reach ur breaking point

Now i am asking for some advice because i know i need one before i break.. Ok??

To err is human

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Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, How Do You Cope With A "Always Travelling Out" Bf Without Cheating by ConcNiggress56(op): 1:17am On Jan 16, 2017

PabloOmoEscobar:
Loads of cucumbers must have perished between this one's laps

Btw, What's the difference between 'been' and 'being'?

I know you like dem deceivers and pretenders. I don't employ cucumber when i have loads of meaty flesh i can make use of. But that isn't an option.. Stay loyal and faithful is!!

Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, How Do You Cope With A "Always Travelling Out" Bf Without Cheating by ConcNiggress56(op): 1:16am On Jan 16, 2017

Benita27:
Sex isn't food na, they should get married if she can't close her legs.

And getting married will stop him from his business trips??

Get some sense bae

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Romance › Dear Ladies, How Do You Cope With A "Always Travelling Out" Bf Without Cheating by ConcNiggress56(op): 12:25am On Jan 16, 2017*

Biko. No forming here.

My boyfriend travels for business every now and then (at least, thrice a week). He is not even a footballer but i am happy since more money is being made.

Sometimes, i get to see him once in a month. He is faithful to me as far as i know but i have needs. Sexual needs. This thing between my legs is meant for him and him alone but i hate the fact that he enjoys it occasionally.

What do i do please? Help a sister

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Romance › Re: Ladies Do You Forgive When Your Boyfriend Cheats by ConcNiggress56(f): 12:18am On Jan 16, 2017

Yes dear..

His dad is dangote... Who am i not to?? It is not only God who forgives jor.. I do too grin

Travel › Re: 7 Tips On How To Survive A Water Crash by ConcNiggress56(f): 12:16am On Jan 16, 2017

Insightful.. The real prblem that i see is swimming abilities..

I once thought swimming and floating was so simple until i almost drowned in a pool that is 1 billion times lesser than the body of water at third mainland bridge. I am gon use my spare time to go for swimming lessons.

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Romance › Re: When A Guy says "I Care" Does It Mean He Loves You? by ConcNiggress56(f): 11:43pm On Jan 15, 2017

darbeelicous:
really, so common sense is actually a flower....... Hmmmmm I Neva knew, please can you lend me from your own garden since its raining season in yours.

Get sense in jesus name.. You are so 1935.. If you keep up this way, men will continue to use you and dump you.. Grow up

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Want Serious Relationship With A Lady In Lagos Only by ConcNiggress56(f): 11:39pm On Jan 15, 2017

LegendaryArnold:
how much will you pay for a decent hookup

But they say love costs nothing.. You must be an igbo girl for sure.. Tifff!!

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Romance › Re: When A Guy says "I Care" Does It Mean He Loves You? by ConcNiggress56(f): 11:36pm On Jan 15, 2017

darbeelicous:
Hey guys just curious though....... So i kinda noticed most guys find it difficult to say the word "I love you" most times they say "I care" so when they say that, does it mean they actually love you and don't know how to say it or something?

It is dry season. So i am not dissapointed that the flower of common sense isn't growing in your garden..

When jesus wept.. It was for you..

Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Writes Oby Ezekwesili On Chibok Girls (Snapshot) by ConcNiggress56(f): 6:27pm On Jan 14, 2017

Mama oby ezeks dey fear to go battle field (sambisa forest).. It i lai mohammed's way of saying "oya come, come and witness this yourself, if you survive it, goodluck, if you dont, you are on your own"..

Oby ezeks after getting the letter

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Travel › Re: Lawyers In Akure Involve In Accident On Their Way To Court, 4 Dead (Graphic Pic) by ConcNiggress56(f): 2:18pm On Jan 14, 2017

sar33:
A Nigerian lawyer Balogun and his learned colleagues were involved in accident on their way to court of appeal Akure. Luckily for him, he survived the accident that killed four people. He took to social media to thank God for saving his life and that of his colleagues. He wrote...

'AKURE-ILESA EXPRESS WAY SAGA. A CALL FOR DUAL-CARRIAGE LANE .Crusader of Justice using this medium to sincerely appreciate d protection of God upon my soul, 11th January, 2017 remained an unforgettable day in d history of my life cum legal profession as God narrowly escaped my soul and my learned colleagues DAT drove his Toyota Sequal along mine around IPETU-IJESA on our way going to the Court of Appeal Akure. Whilst pray for the death of four souls inside Peugeot 406 to be gentle rest in perfect peace and quick recovery for d survivals, Moreso we call d FEDERAL GOVERNMENT to do needful as d road has become over busy one and deserved to b expanded. May I sincerely appreciate d prompt intervention of FRSC in Ipetu-Ijesa command. Kudos to them. Crusader of Justice'

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/nigerian-lawyers-involved-in-accident.html?m=1

A lawyer wrote this??

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Crime › Re: El Chapo, Joaquín Guzmán Loera, The Most Wanted And Notorious Drug Lord Ever. by ConcNiggress56(f): 2:10pm On Jan 14, 2017

Spreads mat..

Explorers is a hit back to back

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Business › Re: See The 55-inch Plasma TV A Lady Got After Ordering For It On Facebook. by ConcNiggress56(f): 8:21pm On Jan 13, 2017

This is one chance..

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Literature › Re: The Foggy Path (a Comedomantic Story Inspired By True Life Events) by ConcNiggress56(op): 6:09pm On Jan 13, 2017

Chapter 1

Emily! Emily! I heard mommy faintly calling unto me on the dawn of a new day, i knew i was in for one of my mom's dirty pat on my back if i don't round up my sweet dream and heed her call.

Yes mommy! I answered sounding like i was coming through like an onrushing wind, little did she know that i was, in my head, trying to complete and imagine the part where i kissed david, my high school crush.

David is every teenager's fantasy. His gigantic biceps and muscular shoulders which can be visibly seen when he plays basket ball is every girl's fantasy in dales' high. Watching basket on TV makes me get hungry but I am usually filled more than a christian with holy spirit when i watch him play. I am never alone on this. I see my mates giggle and gossip about him, some even skip classes just to steal a glance at him. No one would ever believe his age, sometimes, i even have to try to convince myself that he wasn't a man. He is just an endowed boy.

"won't you help me in the kitchen"? cried my mom. One would think she needs help with kitchen chores only to discover she feels lonely with them and bately needs someone to talk to. "I am in the middle of a seeet sleep, now you would let me carry it over" i snapped back. That dream isn't as important as the help i need here, as a matter of fact, this is a 10 unit course. Now get in here before i show you where you came through to this world. The place must be disgusting, i silently whispered to myself, i don't want to see any of it.

So, what were you dreaming about?? Asked my mom. Loke you are joseph the interpreter? I asked her. No baby, she answered. You are a teenager and i have felt this way before trust me. Whatever dream you had that made you storm out of your room with a huge smile on your face must be dramatic. I hope it is not about a boy?? She asked. No mom, i blantantly denied. But either i was fooling her or myself, i think we both know the truth.

"Go wake up your brother , she said. You cannot afford to get late to school as usual.

Ok mom. I nodded in agreement as i headed for my brother' room.

Knock! I stormed in without even knocking twice and what i saw was the scariest i have ever seen in my life.

Whaaaaattt!!!??

To be continued

Literature › The Foggy Path (a Comedomantic Story Inspired By True Life Events) by ConcNiggress56(op): 5:49pm On Jan 13, 2017

This is a story by theresa naban dolapo (aka concniggress), no part of this story must be plagiarised, rewritten or published without my consent.. Mail me on dollarpor89@gmail.com if you wish to do so

Thanks as you follow with rapt attention

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