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Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/between-two-pastors-yemi-osinbajo-and.html

Reno Omokri is a former Media aide to former president Goodluck Jonathan and Yemi Osinbajo is the vice president of Nigeria.

Dearies, what can you say about this?

emeraldknytt:
Op is damn wrong. This event happened in kenya

lol. Let's give our brothers some break.

Photos: Man caught having sex with car exhaust in Brazil

A middle-aged man was caught red-handed making love to the exhaust of an Opel Corsa. The incident happened earlier this week in Brazil.

In the viral footage which I won't upload here, the guy who filmed the video approached the man and hailed him "you're a car fucker" but the the man ignores him initially before he pulled out his manhood from the car and began walking away after a few seconds.

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/photos-man-caught-having-sex-with-car.html

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Nollywood queen Omotola Jalade has given some insights on the survival of marriages from her point of view. The 38-year-old mother of four who celebrated their 20 years marriage anniversary with hubby Matthew Ekeinde in March said in an interview with The Nation:
"It’s just been fun. I’m married to my friend and should I say, my destiny supporter. There’s no relationship without its challenge. When people hear that we are celebrated twenty years, they think we must be really without stress or anything, but I just want to let people know that if you are determined to do it in life, if you are determined to make it, you will make it. You have troubles in life generally anyway; either with your parents, or with your siblings.

"So it’s just like that. It’s a normal thing. Don’t use any opportunity or any quarrel in a relationship with your spouse to justify the fact that everybody says marriage is hard. It’s not any harder, I think, than any other relationship you’ve had in life, maybe with your business partners or with your siblings. I understand that there are some marriages that have more challenges than others. If there is abuse involved, I think you should find your way out quickly. But if there is no abuse, then there is nothing you cannot overcome. Given that, I have had a very wonderful time with my spouse. We’ve just been friends. That’s what matters most."

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/omotola-any-marriage-void-of-domestic.html

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24-year-old Olamma died in her parents' house in Imo State after she was sent packing by her husband identified as one Mr. Benue who works in an oil company in Port Harcourt.

According to an angered relative Ben Eziefule who took the matter to his Facebook wall, Olamma got disabled following childbirth complications and the husband didn't waste time to send her packing.

He wrote:

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/24-year-old-wife-dies-in-parents-house.html

Photos: This baby survived accident that killed mum, policeman, others in Enugu today
An 18-seater bus belonging to Royal Mass Transit LTD was involved in a fatal road mishap on the morning of Friday 28 July 2016 at Abia town, Udi LGA of Enugu, killing driver, occupants as well as a policeman standing on the road.

Eyewitness say the baby pictured above is the only survivor of the accident while her mum and other occupants of the car were not lucky enough to scale through.

Pictures:

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/photos-this-baby-survived-accident-that.html

Eko boys get ready! Princess Maurine Imbayi says she's relocating to Lagos


The lady who blasted Kenyan men for being "idlers" (while their mates are buying G-Wagons for their girlfriends in Nigeria), Princess Maurine Imbayi, hinted she might be heading down the streets of Lagos soon in a bid to get the man/men of her dreams.

She made her intention known via a Facebook post:

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/eko-boys-get-ready-princess-maurine.html
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Christian Donatus aka Inyang, a leader of the robbery gang which terrorised Value Mart, a supermarket owned by Akwa Ibom first lady Obioma Imoke weeks ago, has been arrested by the Akwa Ibom State Police Command.

19-year-old Christian confessed to being a senior secondary 2 (SS2) student of Eastern Secondary School, Ediba, Calabar in his confessional statement.

Police PRO Irene Ugbo confirming the incident said:
"The gang shot a medical doctor at Akim Qua three weeks ago and also carted away safes at a shop along Marian Road, containing large sums of money.

"The suspect and one of his members were arrested on July 16 by operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS.

"Efforts have been intensified to track down four other members of the gang who are on the run and we hope that very soon they will be arrested and brought to book.

"These ones in our custody will soon appear in court."

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/ss2-student-is-leader-of-robbery-gang.html

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ucee64:
Fhats all u can say.

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Following a heavy rainfall at the Ifite area of Akwa, Anambra State, a well-known student area and residence to thousands of Nnamdi Azikiwe University (UNIZIK) students, the major tarred road in the area got flooded and led into a free-for-all fight between a student, a cyclist and a motorist today.

According to eyewitness, the driver knocked down a commercial bike conveying a UNIZIK student and refused to pay for damages inflicted on the bike as requested by the cyclist. This led into a brawl that involved the trio of commuters and it took the attention of other people to halt the fist fight that ensued.

Source http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/unizik-student-motorist-and-okada-rider.html

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LMAO! Saw this on popular blogger Somtoo Okoye's Twitter
https://twitter.com/somtoookoye

http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/oge-okoye-serves-cleavage-in-new-ig.html

She shared the picture on IG and her fans were like...

lalasticlala come and see this one

Patos Oghenevwede was flying a tiny plane on the last day of his training exercise when the landing gear of the aircraft refused to engage. Subsequently, the plane's front wheel refused to appear when landing at Denton Enterprise Airport in Denton, Texas so Oghenevwede and his instructor had to land the plane with only two wheels.

Incredibly, they came out unscathed although the plane had some bruises. The incident happened on Friday July 22 2016.

Watch the video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JynrTyuBmk

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/nigerian-pilot-patos-oghenevwede-lands.html

Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State has given more details of what transpired between his Zenith Bank account and officials of the Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) last month.

Fayose who was speaking during an interview on Fresh FM on Sunday said:
"The EFCC is only engaged i‎n mind game. They think they can wear me out, that is not possible as God is on my side because I stand for the truth. EFCC has not told Nigerians how money was wired to me.‎ They must be responsible to do investigation that would not be a media issue. What the EFCC and their APC collaborators are trying to do is to set the people of the state against me and they have failed.

"In my two accounts that they have frozen, I have N300 million in the fixed deposit one and N82 million in the other. Both accounts and my properties were duly declared in my Asset Declaration Form.

"They are treading the same 2006 path and they will fail woefully by the grace of God. What they did in 2006, the Supreme Court declared it illegal and I came back to office exactly eight years after. It means one of us lied and was mischievous."

http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/efcc-seized-my-382-million-naira-fayose.html

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/this-is-only-way-they-can-top-premier.html

Lalasticlala see what they are doing to your club.

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http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/photos-fifa-president-gianni-infantino.html
Gianni Infantino in the company of FIFA Secretary-General, Fatma Samoura, touched down at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja for a two-day working visit to Nigeria on Sunday July 24 2016.


More photos:

Mtchew!