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i went to a catholic mission school, where boys and girls dont mix both for pry and secondary section. only on special days when we all come to the catholic church for a combine mass.
On one particular ash-wednesday as we were gathering, we heard one of the secondary school teacher shouting at a boy, she said " Michael dont touch that girl, do you want to get her pregnant". we in pry section took it hook and sinker.
as naughty as i was, i started touching all the girls in primary section that i hated and told them that they are pregnant.
that ash-wednesday turned to cry-wednesday, all the girls were crying, the father(priest) couldnt understand what was going on. that ash-wednesdsy was postponed because of me. i will never forget the flogging i got for it.
till tomorrw when i see some of this girls(some are married) i still tease them.

it is obvious that the poster of this thread is very confused

Please go and carry out more research beyond your country of abode before coming here to say naija is this or that.
there are so many countries that go with other complex titles before thier names

i used to be very confused but thank God for straight head now

lilkech: in those years in lagos anytime we saw cattle eaglets flying in the sky we would raise our hands to them and wave our fingers furiously while singing something like "se-ke-le-ke, se-ke-le-ke sometin sometin" and just like magic by the time the birds fly by we would have white streaks in most of our finger nails.


This one works 100%


feel free to quote me


i dont know how or what makes this happen, but i can say to anyone that doubts that it did happen to me and all my friend, i guess it just the power of believing, because we were small and we just believed it without thinking and it works everytime, sometimes we even begin to debate who got the most whites patched on the fingers. i know some will say there is no scientific fact but i know like i know that i did happen

Eldee you no dey try o
wetin you want make i do before you give me code

^nice one Okada man

but i fear that you are confused at what profession you should be engage in
for lines like that i fear you will always be twisting the head of all your female riders

no wonder you will not leave the job

carry go

Eldeee my blood dey hot oh, guy send this code na

ok please i beg ejoor bikonu
just dont deny a rising star the opportunity to shine

Eldee Baba

Please can you throw the code my way

Please can you send the code to me

Hello Guys
I hear that my beloved Lagos state is swimming just under three hours of rainfall
Pls can you guys send in pictures of the flood in your area

NYSC!
I laugh with my mouth wide open
how many of una no do things for NYSC
even the girls will be begging u
Pls advise urself correctly

Organizers of the Rio Olympics are on the defensive after similarities between the logo for the 2016 Games and a Colorado-based charity foundation were discovered.

The logo, which was released on New Year's Eve at a massive celebration at Copacabana beach, depicts figures embracing in a circular motion. It was soon noticed that the design resembles the logo for The Telluride Foundation, a Colorado charity chaired by Norman Schwarzkopf.

Here's the Rio logo:



And the one for The Telluride Foundation:



Take away the legs and the red dancer from the Telluride logo and you have Rio's. It's undeniably similar. But is it plagiarism?

The director of the Brazilian agency that created the logo says no. Fred Gelli acknowledges that there are similarities between the two, but guaranteed that his design was original. "For some reason, we missed that one," he said.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/Did-Rio-de-Janiero-steal-its-Olympic-logo-from-a?urn=oly-302825

Full name: Republic of Zimbabwe
Population: 12.6 million (UN, 2010)
Capital: Harare
Area: 390,759 sq km (150,873 sq miles)
Major language: English (official), Shona, Sindebele
Major religions: Christianity, indigenous beliefs
Life expectancy: 50 years (men), 50 years (women) (UN)
Monetary unit: 1 Zimbabwe dollar = 100 cents
Main exports: Tobacco, cotton, agricultural products, gold, minerals
GNI per capita: Estimated to be low income: $995 or less (World Bank, 2009)
Internet domain: .zw
International dialling code: +263

Zimbabwe is home to the Victoria Falls, one of the natural wonders of the world, the stone enclosures of Great Zimbabwe - remnants of a past empire - and to herds of elephant and other game roaming vast stretches of wilderness.

AT-A-GLANCE

Politics: President Robert Mugabe, in office since 1980, agreed to an historic power-sharing deal with the opposition in September 2008, following months of political turmoil. Relationship has been troubled.
Economy: Economy appears to be stabilising after years of crisis with rampant inflation, "de-industrialisation" and shortages of food and fuel. Agricultural production is shrinking
International: Hopes that political deal will alleviate international isolation


Timeline
For years it was a major tobacco producer and a potential bread basket for surrounding countries.

But the forced seizure of almost all white-owned commercial farms, with the stated aim of benefiting landless black Zimbabweans, led to sharp falls in production and precipitated the collapse of the agriculture-based economy. The country has endured rampant inflation and critical food and fuel shortages.

Many Zimbabweans survive on grain handouts. Others have voted with their feet; hundreds of thousands of Zimbabweans, including much-needed professionals, have emigrated.

Aid agencies and critics partly blame food shortages on the land reform programme. The government blames a long-running drought, and Mr Mugabe has accused Britain and its allies of sabotaging the economy in revenge for the redistribution programme.

The government's urban slum demolition drive in 2005 drew more international condemnation. The president said it was an effort to boost law and order and development; critics accused him of destroying slums housing opposition supporters.

Either way, the razing of "illegal structures" left some 700,000 people without jobs or homes, according to UN estimates.

The former Rhodesia has a history of conflict, with white settlers dispossessing the resident population, guerrilla armies forcing the white government to submit to elections, and the post-independence leadership committing atrocities in southern areas where it lacked the support of the Matabele people.

Zimbabwe has had a rocky relationship with the Commonwealth - it was suspended after President Mugabe's controversial re-election in 2002 and later announced that it was pulling out for good.

Zimbabwe country profile

The fortunes of Zimbabwe have for almost three decades been tied to President Robert Mugabe, the pro-independence campaigner who wrested control from a small white community and became the country's first black leader.

Until the 2008 parliamentary elections, Zimbabwe was effectively a one-party state, ruled over by Mr Mugabe's Zanu-PF. A power-sharing deal has raised hopes that Mr Mugabe might be prepared to relinquish some of his powers, but in the meantime he presides over a nation whose economy is in tatters, where poverty and unemployment are endemic and political strife and repression commonplace.

Mutare, Zimbabwe (CNN) -- Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe threatened Friday to seize all Western-owned investments in the country unless their governments remove targeted sanctions imposed on him and his senior ZANU-PF party members.

The 86-year-old former guerrilla leader spoke at his party conference in Murare.

"This conference must come with a real program, a solid program of how we decide to fight sanctions," Mugabe said. "What is our anti-sanctions program? We have been too far too good for malicious people for countries which seek to destroy us. Why should we continue to have 400 British companies here operating freely with Britain benefiting from us?"

The 86-year-old former guerrilla leader said that "the time has come for , revenge" and suggested that Zimbabwe's Indigenization and Economic Empowerment Act -- which gives foreign companies five years to submit plans for transferring 51% of their investments to black Zimbabweans -- did not go far enough.

"We can start with that 51%. In some cases, we must read the riot act to the British and others and say them, 'This is only 51% we have taken. Unless you remove sanctions, we will go 100%,' if they insist the sanctions must remain," he said.

In 2002, the European Union and the United States imposed targeted sanctions on Mugabe and some senior party members after rampant reports of human rights violations and stifling of the opposition. Mugabe blames the sanctions for his country's woes, which include an unemployment rate of more than 90% and an inflation rate of 231,000,000%.

Zimbabwe's Indigenization and Economic Empowerment Act was passed by a ZANU-PF-controlled parliament and put into effect this year. It has been the subject of considerable criticism, particularly from opposition leader and Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai's Movement for Democratic Change.

Mugabe has held power since Zimbabwe became independent in 1980. A 2008 election resulted in a runoff between Mugabe and Tsvangirai. Movement for Democratic Change, charging fraud in the election, eventually pulled out, and Mugabe was declared the winner.

In 2009, with ZANU-PF no longer a majority in the parliament, Mugabe formed a coalition government with Tsvangirai, who was named prime minister.

On Friday, Mugabe said he was tired of working with the opposition party, which he said "lacked ideology and policies." He termed the unity government a "creature."

Mugabe warned Western diplomats not to interfere in Zimbabwe's elections, which he said would be held next year. He said the West had contributed to his party's defeat in 2008.

"(In 2008), we had even the American ambassador going out with anti-ZANU-PF documents and blatantly organizing for MDC," he said. "That will not happen (next year). Any ambassador who does will kick him out. We have been too good."

Zimbabwe's president threatens 'revenge' against Western companiesBy the CNN Wire Staff
December 17, 2010 -- Updated 2132 GMT (0532 HKT)
Zimbabwe's Mugabe lashes out at WestSTORY HIGHLIGHTS
Robert Mugabe says at party conference that Zimbabwe should seize companies
He demands an end to sanctions against him and other party members
Mugabe says he is tired of working with the opposition in the unity government

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I THINK ITS TIME TO CHASE ZIMRIM OUT OF THE PLACE
HE IS SIMPLY KNOCKING OUR HEADS AGAINST EACH OTHER
THE FACT THAT NIGERIAN ARE OPEN DON'T MAKE US STUPID

UR FIRST POST SAID IS INSULTING- or you just bonk like rabbits and have so many litters

ARIK ARIK
My beloved carrier
always treating me nice
i wonder why bad luck dey follow all of u
arik has always been there for me

Where is this mbeki that started this whole noise
Nurtured dilusion truely
too much breast milk is worrying this people

@ ferari90

its either you are confused or you are IBB hinself

Pls dont mind them
it is photoshop.
That is my house and there is nothing like flood in it
PLs  come and live in lekki
im short i wantto move out to a bigger apartment in lekki

pls it time to ban everything and reorganise our life

Nepa banned for life
senate banned for 100 yrs
NFF banned with their families
INEC Banned till after the election
DSTV Banned until after the world cup
Nairaland banned btw 8am to 8pm
Pls just banned or dissolve everything so that we can all reorganise
sorry also ASUU Demolished
CBN PLS DONT BAN, JUST fire that man
if i think of anything else to ban, dissolve or demolis i will let you know

confusion confusion confusion everywhere
how can a normal person say that it ok to be abnormal
this people think that God was not smart enuf to say that a man should be firing a woman
they dont think of all the stupid disease that can arise from their stupid act
LET ME PAINT IT WELL FOR U ALL

Homosexual=do u meant that A man will put his manhood into another mans Anus(Its function is to control the expulsion of feces=unwanted waste)
thereby spreading and breeding new disease into the world
Lesbian=do u mean that a woman will be licking the V of another, thereby collecting all the rubbish ,
i don try i no fit continue
But if there is one thing i know badly even as a sinner is that God hates Homosexuality/lesbianism with a passion, anfd i dont know why
maybe its becos its will stop the population of the earth becos he said replenish the earth

i prayed but i still went ahead and stole the meat==wanted to eat the meat by force
i prayed but i still slept with her==i have been eyeing her with lust
i prayed but i was lucky i didnt come last==i have been lazy and havent prepared
you think that God is a lucky charm, if u like pray till tomorrow
principles can never be broken, whether in the moon or sun
principles will always be principles and even God will abide by it

well i hope this party in london and mega spending will only mean free visa to all nigerians becos its our birthday
but if i common naijas not invited then i know that they are out there to eat money

im surprise that someone with enuf information can fall for such trick as fill ur card details over the net
for ur info their is no secure info over the internet
sorry sha