goldfish80:
I can only recognize Ezeugo and Lucan chambalis. Maybe because I stopped watching the show when it became watered down for mommy boys to show their faces on TV.
The first edition at snake island and the 2nd/3rd edition at the gorilla mountains of Obudu still remain fresh in my memory.

Uuuuh yea! Those glorious days of valour. Endless miles of running swimming climbing jumping ..... These days all we see na kpomo men,soft chin gum boys and feeble lasses doing crappy brain teasers. I lost intrest in all that sh** mtcheeeeew

Of course it is just. Any juicy recruiitment in nigeria is supposed to favour mostly Northerners. GEJ didn't honour that supreme unwritten law and tried to do the nonsence federal character crap. That is of course unacceptable to U KNOW WHO .Then Change came and the rest is history.


SAI................BUBU

moyinoluwabun:
One thing that get a lady attracted to a man is simply cash. Forget ur voice, ur look when u get cash. Ask MKO abiola

And Adams Oshomole

Ego bu mma nwoke (wealth is the beauty of a man)

Most equality inclined women only think of benefits. How will they feel if their husband begs dem to step down from the car in de rain to change the tyre or push de car or even search for a mechanic in a strange town. Of course I expect them to jump up to de job because of equality baa?. No more "but u are de man naaaw" abi?
You still see dem lusting for rich powerful men who will take care of them because "dats how a man should be". Is it not sexist? They still won't toast a guy they like because "we ladies can't emotionally handle rejection like men" pffffffhh!
Most of the girls talking about men cooking cannot service a generator or a car or chop wood or handle a hammer or fix burnt wires or even a blown fuse. These are some things men do just because they are MEN. Women can do them but mostly choose not to because they are WOMEN and have their own duties. It is division of labour through gender difference not inequality.

Most equality inclined women only think of benefits. How will they feel if their husband begs dem to step down from the car in de rain to change the tyre or push de car or even search for a mechanic in a strange town. Of course I expect them to jump up to de job because of equality baa?. No more "but u are de man naaaw" abi?
You still see dem lusting for rich powerful men who will take care of them because "dats how a man should be". Is it not sexist? They still won't toast a guy because "we ladies can't emotionally handle rejection like men" pffffffhh!
Most of the girls talking about men cooking cannot service a generator or a car or chop wood or handle a hammer or fix burnt wires or even a blown fuse. These are some things men do just because they are MEN. Women can do them but mostly choose not to because they are WOMEN and have their own duties. It is division of labour through gender difference not inequality.

Bullet proof things

PiperAlpha:

This is really worrisome bro. Nigeria is the only OPEC member still importing crude. Doesn't make sense. The truth is that most of these business moguls might have refineries outside the country. We had oil selling at $115/bbl for five years, yet we squandered the oil revenue and did zilch with the revenue. We still do not have refinery and gas infrastructures. Na wa for this country o. Let me join you to say F uck the Govament!

Preach bro!!! You are soo right. To add to the matta we decieve ourselves with tribal squabbles and religious egoism while our real enemies smile to the swiss bank in private jets. They use us duriing campaigns,fill our heads with empty promises and then dump us when they win. They give us guns and send us to die for them while they send their kids abroad to study in peace. No jobs,no infrastructure,no gud education,no securiity,no future,nothing. .......you are damn right. .........
...........FVCKK DA GOVMENT...............

.............................AMEN..................

Ma first game was Ending Man 8-bit. We had mario,MK,and contra

kristisking:
Thank you my brother.It is not everyone that reasons like you.Like what one of my neighbours said,he clearly and boldly said that they are happy because a christian will longer rule over them,and I began to wonder what is actually wrong with these people.

And to prove boko is a northern agenda war machine,as soon as GMB won they dropped their guns and bombs instantly and joined in the jubilation. Don't they desire heavenly virgins again? GMB's war effort has paid off.

GMB has been overhyped too much. I hope he is the messiah we need after all.

Fear North. The devil is North in control.

illiad:
HausaFulanis have taken back power, and their sidekick the yorubas are happy. but it all serves nigeria right. ndigbo have shown Jonathan much love by standing by him to the last. if we had got even a quarter of that love from the ijaws and other waterside people during the Biafra war then the whole of our regions would have been liberated from northern backwardness. having said that, I thank ndigbo for proving once more to the south south that in nigeria they've got only one big brother who loved them more than they loved themselves. and I hope that this love will from henceforth be returned from generation to generation

It won't. South south people never learn. From Adaka boro to saro wiwa they won't learn. Well I pray GMB does better. Sai Naija

Shubbylee:



All APC is saying is that....why is it when election is around d corner that he's crushing Boko Haram? he could have crushed them since but he delayed it till now so he can use it to campaign and win votes from gullible and sentimental pple like you!! OPEN YOUR EYES NIGERIANS!!! WHY IS IT WHEN ELECTION IS AROUND THE CORNER? WHY?

Because the army hadn't the neccesary equipment and arms. GEJ inherited a poorly equipped army due to the neglect of previous leaders (especially our dear OBJ who did nothing at all for the army even though he is an old soldier). Now GEJ has bought arms and the army is better shaped for the fight.

APC should be objective in their politics. Let us not 4get that Nigeria will be here long after we are all gone.

OP you forgot lying stark naked in front of a fan with legs wide open so that the breeze will blow far into the uterus.

Most girls who live alone spend most of the day naked indoors and sleep nude.

Watch porn in secret and pretend they don't flick their bean (ie m.ast ur.bate)

Practice c.0ck sucking with a banana and swear they wont ever do it

Pray to attract a rich admirer.

[quote author=Koroaso post=30829303]*EBORA OWU GOES INTO BATTLE MODE*

*OBJ DOES 300 PUSH UPS*

*YELLS FOR ATIKU*

*ATIKU YELLS BACK "YES BABA I WILL DIE FIGHTING FOR YOU....AFTER ALL YOU MADE ME!!!! WHO THE HELL IS GEJ....SMALL BOY!!!*

*WEARS HIS OLD SOLDIER CIVIL WAR CAMOUFLAGE*

*BOKO HARAM AND PDP RUNS FOR COVER*

*APC HANDS HIM SOME WEAPONS*

*OBASANJO YELLS.................

"YEEEEE UNA WAN MEK I GOO DIE ABI?"

OBJ TURNS TO FLEE LIKE THE COWARD HE IS......

AND HE IS SHOT IN HIS FAT BAKASSI..........

CIVIL WAR STYLE.

infobiz9ja:


Like Rick Ross Everyday Im Hustling, Like 50 Cent Im a P.I.M.P, Like Cassidy Im a Hustler.

Like GMB you aint got shit

sam1234:
Stop frming lies here, show us the pictures of those 600 killed. this is more of ploitics and it amount to nothing but foolishness. if you want us to believed you where are the evidences.

If tinubu talk say army de pursue am,you no go ask for proof b4 you open ur mouth wide to squeal like pig. Na now u know say u need proof abi? Nobody needs u to believe joooor. GO AND DIE!

Kudos to our gallant warriors
I wish them a million more victories
Death to boko boys,sponsors and sympatizers

Especially..........................you know naaaaw.......

Kingslaw:
Who snapped them the photos?
And
OP, how did you got the photos?
Or who sent them to you?

Seriously bro I think plenty boko haram boys are here on Nairaland rooting for their boss GMB.

They are 4Ever quick to play down on the success of our soldiers but if boko massacers innocent women and children they fly up in glee:congratulating them and blaming GEj.

And of course sharing gory pics. SmhhH.................

How will all this stop me from voting GEJ?


GMB has not convinced any weii meaning Nigerian on thee nature of his touted change.

Only tribal bigots love GMB even though he romances with well known criminals (tinub,obasanjo,Lai and co)

The only thing wrong with GEJ is his tribe (hence the hate) and his ill luck in inheriting a rotten system and a weak army from past leaders ( GMB,OBJ,IBB,and co). If the army was under equipped what was OBJ doing for 8 years? A soldier for that matter who would have modernised the army that he was part of.

Some pple said an attack on Boko is an attack on North yet they are contesting election instead of being shot for treason. Dat is GEJ's biggest failing.

Someone promised to soak baboons( his fada!) In blood yet his friends complain when AIG Mbu promised they will be soaked in blood if they try it. Smhhh
Sai GMB
Sai Brutal dictatorship
Sai Bloodbath

nijanigga:


they will shoot you 100 times b4 they shoot tinubu. it's hopeless and poor like you who got shot first.

UR FADA!!!!!

The first thing GMB should do when and if he wins is to shoot corrupt former leaders: especially Obasanjo and Tunubu.

That way he will buy change for the nation with their rotten stinking blood.

SAI NAIJA.

Eromsboy:



Image laundering jare. Story for the gods. And u are talking as if u are a kitchen cabinet member. Where is ur source? I know some people would believe u, but me no fit believe.
U could say it was researched, at least u were not there when the Council of State meeting held. How did u know what IBB said there?

But at least u agree GMB WAS a boko sympatizer if not sponsor abi? A patriotic general who knew the solution to BH but stayed put while his people were killed like sheep. GREAT MAN!!!
Vote for GMBoko
Vote change for the worse.

voltron:
This is not a real chess game and i doubt both players even know the rules of chess.

1: Peter Okoye played his Rooks Pawn as his 1st move - ridiculous, stupid move
2: Don Jazzy is drunk on LOYA milk to have his 1st move be a Pawn in front of another Pawn..

O Boyy u should be a sniper. Ur eyez sharp well well.

Yinkagbo:


Honestly u are right,I have about 3 of them around me....they are really confused human and dey don't even understand what life is....

Yes 3-ur FADA, ur MAMA, and YOU

Eluwilussit:
There is nothing good about this news. Jega couldn't suddenly become a saint to PDP. PDP is upto something. It is either Jega has just been compromised or he's getting the boot and PDP is playing cool. I don't trust these politicians.

Correct reasoning. Jega may be compromised or may get de boot or get an "accident". Either way GMB will lose.


And no one will be blood soaked as he promised.

Kennywills7:

My brother its painful to me when i see ways they are using to frustrate dis man out of office
They are painting a picture of him as a problem for us, when actually they are d demons putting on d cloths of saints

Nigerians will apreciate GEJ if and when GMB wins and the nation is plunged into the draconian darkness that GMB and his croonies are selling to us as change.

omenka:
The kind of dangerous politics Jonathan keeps playing is one which is guaranteed to see to the complete obliteration of this country.

I believe this is just another plot to get at Buhari. AIT would write a threat letter, address it to itself, and after the general public is sufficiently aware of the existence of such a letter from some "pro-Buhari Group", they (AIT/Presidency) go ahead and execute the final act of their sinister agenda by bombing AIT's facilities and making sure a few staff are killed, then blame the incident on Buhari's supporters who had earlier "threatened to deal with AIT" and by extension, blame it on Buhari.

Jonathan is unbelievably wicked at heart. He would burn this country to the ground just to realise his selfish ambition.

This type of reasoning can only come from soulless black-hearted dogs. Tufiakwa gi!!!!

lastpage:


You are a phucking Ret@rd!

Yes, it is regrettable that lives were lost but as the story goes, there is yet no concrete evidence that she was killed by a Fulani herdsman.

Your silly GEJ was there when almost 300 Girls were kidnapped and yet he was saying there was no kidnap!
Your GEJ never visited the place until he needed to campaign in the place!
Your GEJ actually subverted security in those places so that he can use that as an excuse to shift the Polls, knowing he will lose!
crime happens everywhere and everyday. Its not particular to Fulanis alone.
As a matter of fact, what have you and your GEJ done about all the ritual killings in your Eastern region?

Yorubas will not support "mediocrity and cluelessness" any longer.
We supported him in 2009 and 2011 but six year sis enough to develop some balls...if you can ever grow one.

Yorubas will support whosoever they think can move Nigeria Forward, irrespective of what people like you think.


Bunkum!

May all de thunder in the entire creation fire ur papa 4 nya5h!!! Eeeeediot. Bloody bunkum. Soon dem go catch u next,Bleep u well well 4 nya5h den kill u. Aturu mmeeee

BlackLeopard:


If that person is a Nigerian living abroad, and studying dere, it's well possible they are in college. Chill down.

Puuulleeeeaassssee. Spare me bro. Second year at 16? Step by step explain how naaaw. Double promottion don kpafuka naa.

Elan83:
cursed tribe!

God punish ur papa nya5,h. Ewu kafanchan

Timzy234:


I'm 16 and a second year Law student. So what is/was your point exactly?

The point is dat u ar a bloody liar. I expect such from girls, gays and tweenies and am sure u are one. So u took jamb at 12 years, did primary six at say 7yrs. Did u start school in de womb? Don't u feel shame at these silly eenie meenie miney moes boy? U don't deserve a d1.ck,BOY.

Dat is why nigaz bang olosh0. No drama, no acid,no long tin. You even fit chop two babes together if you fit pay dem(I don do am). Girlfriends and their lovey dovey shenanigans sometimes suck.

Ymodulus:
This is it.

I am happy, because this news shows that the APC Government is truly committed to ending the Boko Haram or Insurgent Crisis from sweeping the nation. O i asked my self if this plane had landed in a state ruled by the opposition party what would have happened?

The tip off must have been from Buhari

Na so APC pple desperate? Haba! boko Bomb blow for APC state una go blame GEJ. Army capture arms plane for APC state una go praise buhari. Chamelions. Anyway this must be a CIA covert operation. The russians aint this stupid.