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deepwater:
Lol

I stopped active engagement on NL when I discovered most peeps on this forum are either uneducated or partially educated.
The worst are the partially educated MoFos!

That sheet up there is no RECEIPT for heaven sake
There is a difference between a pro-forma invoice and a commercial invoice.
Proforma invoice is at best a mere estimation, whereas commercial invoice is the actual bill that needs to be paid if the goods were actually delivered.
A receipt is that document you received after payment!!!!

What the OP posted is a damm Pro-Forma Invoice, its all an advert for the Club!

Do not quote me abeg, I am seeing my period!!!

You are so smart

daddytime:
The Ukrainian nightmare almost lynched the Nigerian-born British or British Nigerian chop chop to death...British Media.

Lmao! Nigerians and thier mouth sha

fuckingAyaya:
Award for which music?

Lmao! People are just evil man

Tinubu can never be President! He should just berry that ambition

Very Safe bro, that's the best way to travel expcially now that the cost of flying is ridiculously high. Iv travelled to and fro Lagos via night Journey over 20times this year alone. Just use ABC sleeper bus or Landstar. You will enjoy it trust me.

iceberylin:
Most of the people we call mad In Nigeria are just suffering from Schizophrenia but illiteracy won't leave Africa to grow

Schizophrenia is just another scientific big name because the scientist can't seem to know the cause even after the bogus name

Iyaebe:
Annie is too soft for my liking, someone under your roof has the guts to come insult you and your mom on social media, heyyyyy! its like I should just borrow this matter tufia imagine the rubbish Annie is facing because she chose to reason with a wandering penis.This thing dy pain meeeeee!!!

Abeg fo sidon, daughter of Jezebel. Una too do!

Who has noticed that shehu is now the new lauretta and Lai? Nigerians are truly strong to have survived thus far under this hell of a government.

Trash

Zinuseun:
Nigeria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZfp24eEcMg

No be only family and Anxiety

This guy must be living in a mirage

blinking001:
This present administration is arguably the best that has ever Graced Nigeria when putting so many factors into consideration. Our agricultural sector is blossoming thanks to President Buhari, the Educational sector is not doing bad either, how about loans for SMEs? This administration is really doing well.
Our current security challenges is as a result of bad eggs in the country who have sworn never to let this administration fufill their good promises to Nigerians

The economy isn't doing too great thanks to Covid 19, but we are growing gradually as a nation all thanks to President Buhari.
Very soon Nigerians will smile and be thankful for everything this administration has done. The records are they for all to see
We love Nigeria.
Nigeria shall overcome
Nigeria shall be great again.

Always yanning balls I'm sure you enjoy the attention you enjoy from the responses you get on this forum you sick pedophilic bastard. What a waste of sperm.
[quote author= post=105203779]STATEMENT CONCERNING SAMUEL ORTOM, THE GOVERNOR OF BENUE STATE

Governor Samuel Ortom has few political principles. We can see this from the fact that he has changed political party five times during his undistinguished career.

Every time he feels the wind may be blowing in a certain direction, he follows it.

Unfortunately, for the good citizens of Benue State, the most dangerous direction he blows in today is that of sectarianism and ethnicity.

In an attempt to boost his sinking political fortunes, Ortom takes the cheapest and lowest route possible by playing on ethnic themes – and in doing so knowingly causes deaths of innocent Nigerians by inciting farmers against herders, and Christians against Muslims.

Specifically, Ortom stirs up hatred by targeting one single ethnic group in Nigeria – using language reminiscent of the Rwandan genocide.

As was the case in Rwanda where the then Hutu leaders of the country incited their countrymen against each other, claiming there was a “secret Tutsi agenda” over the Hutu, Ortom claims there is a “secret Fulanization agenda” over other ethnic groups in his state and in Nigeria. This is a copy of the language of Hutu Power - which falsely, and intentionally, accused the Rwandan Tutsi of plans to dominate the country.

This wicked talk is aimed at giving cover to his so-called “policy” on the Ranches Establishment Law – which in reality is purely an act of denial of the law - intended to withhold rights and freedoms from one ethnic group alone, whilst inciting race hatred against them amongst all others.

These are not the actions of a man who should be trusted with running public services or holding public office.

For the governor of a major state in Nigeria to be politically driven by ethnic hatred is a stain on our country.

The good, and fair-minded people of Benue State deserve more than this, and we look forward to the next elections when they have an opportunity to restore its greatness.

Garba Shehu
Senior Special Assistant to the President
(Media & Publicity)
August 25, 2021



Peace is all we want in our nation.
Not anything that will invoke more deaths and violence against any citizen of Nigeria.
Peace shall reign in our nation.
And the enemies of this country will all die painful las las.
They can NEVER escape the brutal and Total judgment coming their way.
A normal, sane Nigerian that doesn’t support violence and killings have no problem in saying AMEN to the below prayer.
But the hypocritical ones will always run away from the prayers, cos they know themselves.
Y'all will never end well in life as long as you keep supporting evil and bloodshed being sponsored by the evil and wicked politicians Y'all wanted back in power.

Okay.


Amen Amen and Amen in Jesus name.[/quote]

[quote author= post=105187327]Every evil and killer herdsmen
All the ritualists, kidnappers, Cultists, armed robbers, Baby factory owners, Child traffickers, cannibals all over the South, East, North and West of Nigeria causing chaos and unrest in our darling nation will not see the end of this year.
And to anyone supporting such devils and unrest.
Painful ends awaits them all.

I weep for you

No be curse,
Na FACT

If you don't say AMEN to this above and below prayers but you quote this post to justify your evil.
Evil deaths will come your way for the evil you support,.


A very BIG AMEN To that also.[/quote]

Savagery

chatinent:
Is this what the female gender has been reduced to?


Proud incestuous inclinations?

We have stomached the fact that they produce children for different pieces of men. Now, what's trendy is the taking pictures with their minor in pornographic positions for public discombobulation, enthrallment, and to their ilks, absorption.

And they will also now categorize this waste as a Christian; a waste tainting the religion!

Every pregnant women now wants to be naked, snap, and send pictures online to win few likes, shares, and followers.


Aristotle was right on this. He said there'd be a time robots will be normal, and humans mad.

If this was done in 2001, her village people could have disowned her, if not set her ablaze to suya her way to shame.


How does this small boy grow up knowing well he has climbed his mother naked for public amusement?

The chap is even wearing earrings!

Moral decadence; oh sorry!

No Upbringing.


The society has finally normalize abnormalities.

The society has failed.


Shift for your leg, Mazi Nnanbuife, so I can spit this abomination!

helinues:
They said a female officer, why are you showing us a male photo...

Don't tell us the person in the photo is a woman

Abiiiiii!!!!

Ravern:
HonNL 3:35pm
LUGBE 3:35pm
Amotolongbo 3:35pm
Simplyleo 3:35pm

Mad observation! Something fishy going down

BKayy:
What use is the court when they don't guarantee judgement on time?
One case takes average of 3 years to be settled in Nigeria.
Whay use is the court if they can't defend human right.
If the court was that good, will supreme governor be presiding over innocent people in Imo?
Infact the court contributed to getting Mr Supreme into power.
Like the Bible said "the tree that does not grow fruit must be cut down with chain saw"
May God be praised

Word!

Oga shut up make we hear word! Awon Terrorist sympathizers! Who you want deceive?

[quote author= post=101068029]When you fight Terrorism, Terrorism fights back.

We Must Continue Fighting Terrorism as Relentlessly as the Coronavirus.

Nigeria and Africa at large, should continue to pursue terrorists and fight terrorism like we are now fighting the coronavirus: relentlessly, creatively, and coherently.
There’s no miracle drug for stopping terrorism.
The best offense for the terrorist contagion is to continue the aggressive treatment that has inoculated the United States from a major terrorist attack since 9/11. Counterterrorism policy prescriptions must be complemented by capable foreign partners and sound operational work overseas — meaning gritty intelligence collection, surveillance, special operations, and especially the surgical targeting of terrorists.

Nigeria, Africa and the world at large will win this war.

RIP Great man.

We wish your son all the very best in the battles ahead.
We shall ALL overcome.[/quote]

Heineken:
Xiaomi Poco X3 Pro
Samsung Galaxy A72
Samsung Galaxy A52 5G

FuckHomophobes

Bleep you too!

PlayMaker14:
"The Joy of Motherhood" It will make them forget about the highly exalted position they once held at the Feminist temple.


Jayce, greet your daddy for us, you hear...

Mr sarcasm! Oshe! On point

Wicked response man! Receive more hoyel on yah head ma bloda!

PlayMaker14:
Dear NgeneUkwenu,


I noticed that ever since the British government made the announcement of granting Asylum to IPOB members, you and your fellow BMC's have been in unceasing secret pains... The news really tormented you guys to the point that you have to use every means possible to make the British change their mind.

Well, surprisingly, IPOB members are asking for Referendum and not Asylum like some Benin Republic refugees we know.


Do well to celebrate this news with a grilled vulture meat from the BMC barbecue business man in this forum.



Best regards.

veli1:
so fuckin what? if u lyk, cook the d* ck and eat it. we still don't give a f*ck.

Savagery!

pocohantas:
What makes you think you are more sensible than him? Is common sense an STI that’s endemic to heterosexuals or something lined in the vagina walls?

I’m curious.



A man is not sensible and logical for inserting his own PENIS, not yours into the butthole of a CONSENTING ADULT. But the ones that insert into the vaginas of kids are sensible?

You homophobes should deal with your issues.

Must you comment. When not stay num if you have nothing to say

Bornsinner7:
Baba you need to pay me for reading this.. even that year for school lecturer handout no long like this..

And to those who patiently perused through this literalistic piece.. you are the hope of Africa..

Back to the matter!
The whole thing just look like a dobed piece or perhaps the op is just showcasing his writing skill..

Well since you've tasted the coochie of your beloved wife to be sister and you're feeling guilt.. why not confess your sins and be free again

Tell grace what has happened and make her understand that it was just a one time thing that you will forever regret.. that way you are saving your relationship and freeing yourself from bondage.. Abigail will be family again when you confess your sins

Wrong idea mehn! The truth in this case will be a huge mistake. Take the secret to ur grave

Trimjos:
Pls where in Apo is her church located?

Once you get to Apo resettlement, just tell any bike you are going to mummy Apo's ministry.

Savage .man

JasonIbori:
Dear Nairalanders,



Baba lifeless have finally shown us why he was so desperate to become president.... This is Nigeria being fully colonized by the Fulani's.

The IGR from the oil rich SS, SE and SW is what a Cow loving Miyetti Allah nuisance is using to gallivant in the north.


When we talk now, the useless Desmond Efulefu Elliot will call us children...

When we talk, the notorious tyrant moderator we all know will give us a lengthy ban for not "mynding" our business...

When we talk, Buhari Media Cow's (BMC) under the leadership of one vulture meat business man will say that his darling daddy is the best thing after burial rice.

madridguy:
Brother, no point regretting marrying your wife. The only problem is a simple fact, 55K is small for a family of 5 in this present Nigeria.

I would suggest you continue to pacify your wife because raising 3 kids is not a small a task.

May God expand your income.

Words of wisdom

Tina4yes:
How did you stop yours? Give me details.

I started listening to worship songs while I slept from Pastor Enenche Paul. And one day while I was asleep listening to the songs in my sleep, I felt something leave my body. And it was so real, and that was the last time I saw those mark until today.

Tina4yes:
Please I need answers. I recently started noticing strange three line marks on my body. Like scratches but this is deep with normally three lines and sometimes one line ( I have attached pictures). I do not drink, I always read my scriptures and pray before I sleep. I don’t have any pet. I live in a very clean house (abroad). I do not sleepwalk or have any health issue.

I noticed this before but recently started seeing more of the marks. Please does anyone know what this marks mean, how I can stop it, or any solution? Please don’t comment nonsense answers because I am very serious and need honest answers and solutions. Thank you so much.

it's called the mark of destruction, someone is trying to destroy you. You need serious prayers. I used to get that alot. If you doubt me Google it

This is a good development