₦airaland Forum

Presidiotbuhari:
The idiotic buharii is worst than an uncircumcised philistine. Buharii is cursed right from his mothers womb. He's scum,a swine, a bloody bastarrd. A fooolish despot, an imbecilic bastarrrd, a raving lunatic. An autistic foool, a brainless id.iot. A jihadist & a terrorist, accursed senile old foool. A moronic rapppist. A retard, an islamist,a hopeless nimcompoop.Buharii is a known bastarrrd, a fooolish foool, an idiotic nethenthal, a convulsing lunatic. An imbecilic rapist. An autistic nematod, accursed despot. Unrepentant ethnic jingoist,a religious bigot . A good for nothing loafer, a senile old bloody fooool a raving madd man. & a cretinous ret.ard. And finally an abormination to humanity.........Spits on him

Shit men.....this is called a triple combo finishing

Beremx:
I have not been reading stories concerning the upcoming elections in Anambra State. What has Ifeanyi Uba done? The last time i heard about him was when he was arrested by EFCC.


Obiano should complete another term. He has done well.

Election is near, all the hibernating e-worriors are beginning to rise ( omenka and Beremx). Una don get alert for 2019 shebi! I pray say una go receive sense one day

You need to be smart mama. Haba

The sleeping Governor

Buhari is the worst president we've ever had.

Gabbyraze:
500,000 from an atmhow possible is that? Mr governor get your facts with concrete evidence and proceed to the attorney general's office. abegi

It is Oga. Especially if you using a domiciliary account.

NCANpatroller:
Na this kain news sarrki they like. Whether true or false

I need to know the typist behind the sarrki moniker. He must be chopping FG money too

He own 3 much!!!

Kilode!

The Government is so clueless that even their paid goons online are also dumb enough not to be subtle enough to mask their true identity.

GavelSlam:
Don't tell me the 68 in your moniker is the year you were born Godswill.

You can't fool anyone, no one gives a shit about figures five us bloody facts. We want it reflect on market prices , of both fx and commodities. Don't give us some trashy statistics while people are suffering.

Windflower:
20-24 hours,and its been like that for years.

For year?! Definitely not in Nigeria. What part?

obembet:
To be sincere, some part in Osun state especially ( Ilesa) are now enjoying 24hrs... Sometimes, 3days... And I hear that most places in south west are enjoying same...
Now, I don't even know where my generator is....

Sometimes, I do for forger to charge my fone cos PHCN is sure
Kudos to Fasola only

NOT APC

If fashola ran for president today I'll vote for him. The guy is just a different breed of politician.

AmadiAba:
It feels so bad when Madam is still enjoying it and you are already done.

If feels even worst when Madam needs it and your organ is there looking at her like an over ripe banana.

Worst still, you manage to gain an erection, only to cum in two (2) minutes and your sperm so watery.
Madam may not tell you, because she does not want you to feel bad. But, she will appreciate it, if you can give her orgasm for once.

Make your woman HAPPY.
Treat her well. Satisfy her.
Every woman deserves a real man that can give her orgasm.
Help her not to cheat on you, whether secretly or with your knowledge.

In doing all the above, You don't need to live on drugs. Take care of it naturally, once and for all.

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Really?

Titto93:
Misleading topic

Learn to read Oga...don't be an illiterate.

Wtf! Why nah Reno? Haba

holatin:
truly a fool at forty is a fool forever.
an abortion would ve avert this abomination years ago.

Come clean my shit first nigga

Aufbauh:
When a lunatic start pushing his luck too far then, know that his days as a freeman is number.

All this "agidi" na because Bubu no dey around, If not the psycho for don start him season 2 for Kuje.

Go back to school and learn proper English....stark illiterate

Ebe no body business oo.. Weather we live or weather we die or no!

agbangam:
****Ur World bank minister Mrs gele left our economy in a terrible state, she left 27 state in total bad state cos dey cudn't pay salaries, our civil service was filled wit ghost workers and she cudn't advice Mr stealing is not corruption to save during d time of oil boom. When things became so bad due to fall of oil prices Madam world bank told us to prepare ourselves for Austerity measures which are presently facing and i am so sure she knew we wud find ourselves in dis recession dat was y she pleaded so badly to GEJ to make dat call.
Madam Kemi is seriously cleaning her mess, raising monies to bail out states owing salaries (well their thieving governors still no gree pay dem) and she sent packiNg over 27000 ghost workers. Madam Kemi is doing her best to bring us out of dis recession only dat children of hate from d rising watever with their blank heads will never see anything gud in her. God bless u Ma, gradually we will all surmount dis challenging period.

I don't insult on nairaland but for you I'm willing to make an exception, you are blind FOOL!

TheCabal:
And as a nyamiri, him do the normal parols. Dupe your business partner and call it business accumen or competition.

Let this be a lesson to all, the federal government will not tolerate fraud by it's contractors and business liasons.

Ifeanyi Uba is a scapegoat, and will serve as a deterrent to all who think becoming a member of the APC will save you. After you stole from the government and caused untold hardship in the populace. This is a case of sabotage, near treason.

I wonder what a useless goat you are....how can Nigeria ever be great when dogs like these are still alive... Ur name says it all....hippopotamus!

nate4life:
WHAT BUSINESS/INVESTMENT CAN I DO WITH 5M HAVING A MONTHLY ROI

Hi, my name is gozie and I am a business man at tradefairlagos. I have dealt with foreign imported goods for years now until I decided to venture in to local Production. Initially it was because of the high exchange rate of FX but as time went on I discovered that it was a hidden goldmine (dangote is a testimony). I have a mini factory, a bus ,a shop in tradefairlagos and a shop also at plataeu state jos to be precised and my company is registered. I seek a partner because we want to register with nafdac and get more machineries. If interested o8Io4IoI367 is my digit. Let's talk more. Your ROI will be 1 million monthly for life.

Hi, my name is gozie and I am a business man . I have dealt with foreign imported goods for years now until I decided to venture in to local Production. Initially it was because of the high exchange rate of FX but as time went on I discovered that it was a hidden goldmine (dangote is a testimony). I have a mini factory, a bus , and shops in a few states to be precised and my company is registered. I seek a partner because we want to register with nafdac and get more machineries. If interested o8Io4IoI367 is my digit. Let's talk more. Only serious peeps pls

queenoflafia:
Common indeed

Aps dog! I spit on you for your lack of sensitivity to the suffering of the poor caused by reckless decisions of this politicians

VivianUdeogu:
How I wish Fayose can rule us Igboland. Fayose is greater than all the Governor in Igboland. Fayose is greater than Governor Willie Obiano

Fayose is the future of Nigerian politics

dason4life:
I have been tricked to a party before, where the celebrant hired a cow, tied it in
front of his house only to return it to the owner very early on the party day. . . .
We were full of expectation that day . . . .


Show me the picture of the cooked crab or Adonbilivit

Signed
Jealous NLander

Funny nigga

eyeview:
(aka nwokem,ima onye mbu?)
.

ROTFALMAO

That nah my village oo...stone throw from my country home oo...got to make some calls

Toks2008:
Every relationship has three stages and no matter who you date..even if you date your twin of different gender,formed in the same womb,you must go through these 3 stages and the truth is that any guy can date,marry and live together with any lady till old age if only you are both determined to go through these 3 stages.

No matter the butterfly feeling you have towards that new date,until you pass the first two stages with him or her,i will advice you take a chill pill.

Here they are...

1- Initial stage of adrenaline rush where you are just ok with him/her and everything about this person is just wow.This is the most fascinating,deceptive yet frigile stage of every relationship.The initial stage when you meet a new person and you just can't see or hear enough of each other but suddenly after sometime which could be days, weeks or months,you just tend to realize that the feeling is not so real and you move on to another person.The unfortunate twist is that many people tend to mistake this stage for the real deal until they get to stage 2.

2- The reality stage :When all the initial gragra fades and you see the real person. This is the make up or break up stage where you start doubting if you ever made the right choice.This is the stage that defines a relationship and it is at this stage that you start seeing the faults and imperfections of the other person and many relationships break up at this stage due to the dreaded "irreconcilable differences" but the unfortunate fact is that no matter how many times you change partners, this stage will always be waiting for you.

My advice is that people in romantic affairs should not say i do to each other until they have truly passed the first and second stage.

3- Last stage is called comfy stage :At this stage,you have become so used to each other and both of you have made a conscious decision to be together against all odds and couples who make it to this stage will experience the best union ever.

While some believe that falling in love with someone is never planed,i will say loving someone is a decision we must make if we truly want to get the best from any union.

Hope this makes sense.

Powerful Piece

icebebe:
Can't wait to be a mom really

Wait no more, lemme help your wish come true

Drabeey:
I will be back

And back i was..


While no apologies reserved, i cant but say im siyesteredly disappointed by this movement. It gave me myraid of migraine to see churches turning into business poles.
Infact, churches and mosque owners cn be easily be called business morguls.

Sitty sitty kitty catty, shall we till tge judgement sway and no ballymanny shall be left untouched.


Anyways...



DrabeeyWasHere

I love your grammar gone!

Our politicians are all recycled criminals

Senetor Ben Murray Bruce you sabi