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Ibime:
Stop showing your @ss nikka!

it's your arse in the ijaw puddles, not mine!

Lamps best England performances came in 2004 Euros (where he was Englands joint top scorer) and WC2006 qualification where he was top scorer and assist maker, winning England player of the Year two years in a row and coming second in FIFA WPOTY. Please tell me who was the "target man" for England then. Michael Owen?

lampard scored 4 goals in euro2004?
who was the target man for england in 2004? wayne rooney. england crashed out on the day rooney broke his metatarsal, nor be so?

You talk a lot of shyte hombre! When Scolari was manager and Lamps copped 20 goals and 20 ASSISTS, please tell me who was the target man? Anelka? Lest you forgot, Anelka won the golden boot that season and woulda broke Chelsea scoring record had Scolari not been sacked. You talk a lot of shyte hombre.

majority those goals and assists are from set-pieces.
i don't really rate lampard abeg. put his stats next to iniesta and lampard is a demi-god.
but iniesta shytes on 6 lampards rolled in one.

Let's go back to 2003 where Lamps copped 15 goals and X number of assists. Who was the target man, Crespo.

you are embarrassing yourself going back to 2003
in those years, lampard appeared in all the league games in a season.
if he cannot score 15 goals in close to 60 apps for club where he is the chief penalty taker then what are we discussing.
there's a reason lampard generates stats - he plays load shyte of games. . . .

lampard missed just 5 league games in 6 consecutive league seasons.

Don't sidetrack the story ninja.
Please explain to us how DD and Lamps "poor teamwork" affected the team when we copped 107 goals and averaged 65-70% possession in 09/10.

florent malouda was the man that season. forget drogba and lampard!

Secondly, pull up Torres assist statistics and compare to DD.

what a joke!
torres who starred for a hapless liverpool and is barely fit for games should be compared to chelsea?
drogba's chelsea have won 3 league titles at a canter. how many times has nando played in a team that has won the league title?
should i compare rooney's assist stats to darren bent?

You may not like the style nikka but you must respect the results! Even these ninjas that are the toast of the day (David Silva, Mata, David Villa) - Have you forgotten how we used to bitchslap those "creative geniuses" every year in UCL. Once again, you don't need to respect the style, just respect the results. Whether playing possession footie of Ancelotti or direct footie of JM, Lamps and DD have adapted and made themselves indispensable!

well. . . . . . .that era is gone now.
i don't see any man utd fan begging fergie to resign roy keane and nicky butt or van nistelrooy.
they are gone for good!

Ibime:
In DDs first two seasons, even with 16 goals per season, his teamwork was amazing.
I think you guys forgot the sheer amount of work that DD did in those 2 years. Infact, I started to hate DD after 2006 cos he no longer put in such amount of work.

which teamwork? when a striker is not prolific, he quickly adds other attributes to make up for his failure.
drogba was shyte in his first 2 seasons. i care not about team-work. making defensive headers when chelsea were under attack. did mourinho pay £24m for that?

Lest we forget, this argument is about "teamwork". Can someone tell me that  Torres ever helped his teammates better than DD helped his teammates in 04/05 and 05/06. FFS, the whole solidity of the team was based around having DD running like a madman upfront doing the work of two players. NEVER IN TORRES CAREER HAS HE PUT IN BETTER TEAMWORK THAN DD DID IN HIS FIRST 2 YEARS!
Am sure it was Akolawole that told me that told me that DD made Lamps second best player in the world in 2005!

you are talking bollocks. . . . .
torres is never the kind of striker you would expect to be doing soldier go, soldier come for a team. he's not a rooney or micah richards.
he is fernando torres and mind, mourinho's tactics are weird - bleep knows why he had drogba running around like a rabid dog in those seasons.

villas-boas is a very good man-manager. he will go very far.

he has found a way to infuse torres into the team by playing to nando's strength. villas-boas have found the formular by buying the correct blend of midfielders whose first time passes would set torres through on goal like he was getting from kuyt/gerrard! in ancellotti's era, the team was never built around torres. if you buy a player for £50m, then the manager must at least build the team around him.

Ibime:
As for Nateevs asking me for Lamps England "results", just put it this way - Lamps goal record for England is almost equal to Torres goal record for Spain! Hehehehehe!

for a midfielder that takees 10-12 penalty kicks for england per year, that statistics is dodgy.
by the time you add his freekicks deflected by dean windass' butt to the stats, it becomes even more dodgier.
without the set-pieces, lampard is not better than diaby for club/country. nando torres only scores from open play.

ritchboy:
Shut up Ibime. Torres at his best is a million times better than Drogba has ever dreamt of being. You want him to spearhead the team to EPL record? How long has he been at the club? How long did it take Drogba to find his feet? In fact if I'm not mistaken Drogba has only scored 20+ goals in 2 seasons at Chelsea after 7 YEARS!

It's a fukcin' disgrace!!!

ritchboy - take this e-handshake.

it's like most chelsea fans have no retentive memory.
drogba was rubbish when he joined the premier league. he was doing 16 goals in 40+ appearances. lampard consistently outscored him for 2 seasons until 2006/7 when he won the golden boot with 20 goals.

now they are comparing him to nando torres? would ibime have made this daft comparison in torres' debut season?
torres that terrorized defences in his debut. scored 33 goals(pure goals) in 07/08. only ronaldo was better than him in the whole division.
i cannot believe nuccas on here have forgotten torres' exploit so soon. phuck benitez for ruining el nino. he should have joined man utd where his skills would have been utilized!

dayokanu:
Torres is soo important that his NT coach now avoids him like a bubonic plague.

he is out of form!
plenty of players have been left out at one time or the other in their careers - it's a temporary measure.
when he starts banging it in for chelsea - he will get his shirt back.

They actually stuck him further the sub bench to win the world cup, What a shame

like i said, he was out of form!

but one thing is clear, torres has done it in the biggest stage of football.
he scored the only goal in a final of euro 2008. klose couldn't do it in 2002 world cup, no german striker did it in 2008 euros, none did in 2004 euros.
they didn't even get to the the world cup final in 2010. scoring 300 goals in meaningless tournament matches is not as important as scoring in the final!

torres trumps any german striker in the last decade and a half in that regard.

dayokanu:
I laugh in Gurumaharaji.

Torres that had to be benched for his team to win the world cup

Get back to me when Torres wins the World cup Golden boot like 2 German strikers have done in consecutive world cup

This is a Torres who has never been Highest goal scorer in any league for about 10yrs of pro football career

torres obliterated the german team in 2008.
he scored the only goal in a fiercely contested final - where were the 2 german strikers, huh?

dayokanu - in my snooker club, i know about 12 different amateurs who clear 147 points the moment they grabbed the cue to play. they do it for fun just like the best snooker players in the world. the most important thing is doing it when it matters. i am sure chamakh scores 20 goals in the training session every day. the difference between him and messi is the moroccan does not do it when it matters.

torres has done it when it matters - no german player has done anything since 1996 for national team. no german player has done anything since 2001 for a german club. i believe that speaks a lot of volume.
go and ponder about that!

ritchboy:
Berbatov offers nothing to the team apart from goals - Nateevs 2011

nateevs was probably drunk when he said that.

until last season, dayokanu and co actually believed berbatov does not know where the net is. he was blamed for being too over-elaborate on the ball. he never shoots at goal, etc. last season, he proved his doubters wrong!

now, nateevs is saying the only thing berba does is goals? berba-goals? what about his smart link up play? the best in the league by a country mile?
his deft touches? ball retention ability in the final third of the pitch!

dayokanu:
How can anyone even see anything good in Torres to the extent if comparing him to Drogba

he's better than any german striker since klinsmann!

AjanleKoko:
The tool actually makes a sensible post for once

get out of here, you rhesus monkey!
this discourse is way above your intelligence level.

upendo 98:

No its shud read Scam travels.
no doubt as to the no of clients you will receive,50% being lawyers.

i don't even need lawyers. i will buy an entire police command with 10% of my earnings.

lol r u telling me that people walk the streets with millions in cash?  ok what about receipt as proof of pay even if its cash transaction?
I think people have lots of cash they do not know what to do with it. but why nigeria with its oil and gas? why shud pple be that desperate?or have they only employed foreigners to work in these oil and gas co at the expense of locals?

receipt? nigerians don't know why receipts are issued.
they chew it or throw it away the moment they receive it - unless that receipt is meant to be brought back to collect something vital!

you are asking why people are that desperate? i think you need to go to the politics section.
read every topic page by page. by the time you hit the 100th topic, you should get a rough idea.

if i start on that. . . . . . .i won't finish till 2048!

dayokanu:
Feel free to dig up. You claimed Schalke were German champs ? WRONG

pedantry!
i said schalke, german's only hope in europe conceded 7 goals against united. lost home and away too!
the team had the best german keeper in it and he conceded 7. anderson even scored against him!

Schalke were in horrible form, YES, Sacked their coach YES, Finished 2 spots above relegation YES.
It would require the biggest gambler to stake money on Schalke (A relegation battling side) beating Man Utd (Perenial EPL Champ)

horrible form but they got to the semi-finals - bayern munich have only managed that once  in a decade.
schalke were horrible, they defeated inter milan - the same team that disgraced bayern munich in the previous edition.

i can't work it out.

Often times, Rio is the weak link in defence, He is a horrible defender end of. whenever he was left on his own vs average strikers, he has always been exposed.

much better than vidic. so what does that make vidic?
vidic has committed more errors than rio. it's vidic that always gets sent off in games. it was vidic that torres battered the other season against rafa benitez's men. it was vidic that got fired against etoo in rome. it's always vidic vidic vidic. rio is the better half.
the one english defender better than all the german defenders in the last 11 years.

In rome a Messi who is barely 5ft 6 even outjumped him. What a disgrace

stop lying.
messi got a free header! i repeat, free header!!!

No doubt Mertersacker is better than Rio could ever be,

what has mertesacker gotta show for it.

Barcelonas B team vs Bayern B team? In a meaningless friendly?

bayern team b?
schweinsteiger, gomez, kroos, muller, tymoshchuk, olic, badstuber, pranjic, contento, boateng? team b?
i will like to know your team a.

What can Yakubu think of Rio when he knows Rio is his Biatch.

yakubu can't even clean rio's shoes.
ferdinand is the best defender in the league for years now.
what he has won for man utd, no bundesliga defender has done it in 10 fuckin years!

upendo 98:
very sad.
so if the 10% educated refused to listen to Justwise, cz I went through the entire thread and saw how he tried to warn these guys but some ended up calling him names  what do we say about the 90%?
Its as though nigerians can sell their country given a choice cz they seem to hate it soo much.
This scam speaks a lot about the country.From security agencies to the justice system. If all was well coupled with wisdom from people this would have been prevented.
But everybody is letting everything pass by.No responsibility no questions raised.Its like a jungle. sad

what do you expect the security agencies and the justice system to do about it?
it's a cash-driven economy, so no evidence of payment. i can give you 10 billion naira in cash and i can lie under the oath it never happened.

in developed countries, payments to dubious people can be traced cos it leaves a digital footprint.
nothing like that in nigeria. it's a dog eat dog society - survival of the fittest. the dubious agents even pay for police protection so a lot of people have been left duped. mind, it doesn't deter them from paying the same amount to the next dubious agent!

i think i should go to naija sef - start my own travel firm. pendotravels limited.

debosky:
You two should keep your irrational arguments on this thread. . . .it's the best place for it.

i can see you are itching to join in!

dayokanu:
When Arsenal was the last representative in Europe in 2006 qualifies to call the English champions right?
FACT is you beat a horrible Schalke who sacked their coach weeks before playing Man Utd.
Schalke conceded 7 goals and what was Schalkes Bundesliga position last season?
You are bragging about a team who finished 2 spots above relegation last Spring?
I doubt Bayern, Barcelona AC Milan etc would brag about Wigan Athletic conceding 7 goals against them

the depths of foolishness you can swim sometimes.
these pathetic schalke eliminated inter milan(defending champions) and i can suck out your comments when they drew man utd in the semis.
you said united would go down against a german side and neuer would blitz rooney and co. . . . . . until the german side lost scandalously in germany!

Villareal Europan gate crashers? Badstuber led a defence that kept a clean sheet vs Villareal who has never lost at Madrigal in the CL. While Rio couldnt handle ordinary Peter Crouch?

the same rio have handled better teams - kept better strikers toothless without vidic(your superman).
180 mins of football against the best attacking side in europe(etoo + messi + henry) and 0 goals conceded!
talking as if it's the first time rio has shut down peter crouch -

Thats the sad part. Even Mertersacker is better than Rio. Were Rio German, He would never have a career in football

i won't even get into that!
rio and metresacker? this is when people would say dayokanu is a tool!

and which players did Barcelona score 4 goals against? Breno, Lell, Massimo Oddo?

they disgraced you guys again @ the audi cup!
that was barcelona's team b and they sodomized bayern on their own soil!

i am waiting for u to say it was a friendly game. germans don't lose at home so you got royally served!

What is Rio doing about that Yakubu tattoo on his behind? 

no defender has sodomized yakubu more than rio!
go and read rio's book and what yakubu thinks of him!

justwise:
you hash ooo , if na me talk that one now. . dem go come out calling for my blood

let them come!

upendo 98:
evil man.
But tell me this.Nigeria is well connected as far as internet is concerned unless am wrong. What would it have cost to call embassy/google or write them mail esp when such huge amounts are involved? Havent we heard of the phrase 'when the deal is too good think twice?
Nigerians are some of the most educated people in Africa

they are also the most populous black country in the world - so don't read much into the most educated bit.

Nigerians are much aware of these scams than anybody else.So how d u fall for this with all this knowledge?
What on God's good earth happened? . No country has more prophets than nigeria.who failed.

like bruce willis said - God already left africa.

You know its as though an evil witch on a magic broom flew over there and cast a spell to block peoples minds! cz I just cant seem to get a better explanation to this madness.
Its a good lesson however for the future generations.

you have observed very well but you have missed the most important clue here.
nigeria is populous - some 160 million heads in that country. this forum says there are 763,716 members on it - i know that figure is a bit incorrect because of multiple ids and spam usernames - but it will surprise you that 99% of the members on this forum represent the top 10% of the enlightened population in nigeria(as clueless they may sound sometimes). the rest don't know nada.

they just have the cash and they want to travel. just print some forms and shove it in their faces and they are ready to part with millions.
it doesn't matter if you are real or fake. these people just want to get on the plane to anywhere. they hire rogue travel agents. the agents fill the application forms for them and submit on their behalf. they don't even bother to read what's filled for them. when they get to port of entry and they are randomly picked out to be questioned - they don't know the details on their form.

the other percentage who slip through the net later meet their waterloo when they want to renew their visas. this is because they cannot remember the entire details on the application forms the rogue agents filled for them before coming into the country. so their application for renewal gets rejected after they must have submitted conflicting date of births or other vital stuffs and you tell me these lads are educated. educated my black arse!

i don't pity these lots - if you listen to their tales, you would shake your head at the level of their ignorance! supposed graduates thinking like goats!

dayokanu:
You have started with your goofy self again

that was meant to be german's last representative in europe last season - which is besides the main point.
that is how u leave the main point and chase pedantry! did schalke concede 7 goals or not? did neuer concede 7 goals or not?

Badstuber played 3 CL games already and didnt concede.

against which teams?
the dregs of europe - gate crashers!!
big teams don't play in that level in europe.

dayokanu:
Get the video of that particular move and see how useless Rio is.
Rio can never start for any German team even U21.

and metresacker has copped close to 100 games for germany?

Whenever he doesnt have the Vidic and co to cover for him he ends up being so useless.
By now he should have tattooed Yakubus name to his as55

rio minus vidic kept barcelona's messi that had messi, etoo, henry, xavi, iniesta from scoring in 2008!
a piece of history for you there. when the same barcelona team met bayern munich, it was 4-0.

dayokanu:
That ball Rio did not jump at all. that crouch behind him could chest the ball
For coruch to chest the ball that means Rio could have headed it out.
If not for the heroics of De Gea.

stop debating like this now - crouch is miles taller than rio!
crouch is the tallest player in the league and such is bread n butter for him

Rio is a worthless defender and always hides behind more hardworking ones

even when vidic couldn't play last season, rio hid behind who? behind matt hummels?

Badstuber is better than Jones and Jones better than Rio
Badstuber >>> Jones >>>>>>>>> Rio

that will be the same badstuber that nani sodomized times without number!

There is a reason Badstubers defence has only conceded one goal both in Bundesliga and Europe this season

the reason badstubers defence has conceded only one goal in bundesliga is because the league is shyte!
it's like playing brazil in a group of 20 teams including tahiti, somalia, san marino, comoros island, libya, etc. if bayern munich are in the premier league, they would be just above arsenal in the 11th position. schalke wey be german champions and manuel neuer, bundesliga's best goalie conceded 7 goals against man utd's 2nd team.

nateevs:
Many of us Chelsea fans will pardon any style of play, any footballer, anything in boots as long as they score a goal. It was the same with Lampard, the same with Drogba and now Ramires.


SMH.

nateevs, how many times do you shake your head per day?

dayokanu:
The floated ball over Rio in 54th min?
the disorganisation at the back?

which floated ball over rio? stop talking like a bushman watching football for the first time.
vidic - the best defender in europe has never lost an aerial incursion before?

Why was Jones marking Crouch? His inability to take responsibilities rather choose to hide behind other defenders

after watching it again. . . . .crouch left rio to stay further out. . . . . .crouch was at the edge of the box when the corner was floated. rio couldn't have left his position to man mark crouch.

All these point to it that Rio is a USELESS defender.

if these point to it that rio is a useless defender, what should we say about all the defenders in bundesliga who have conceded tonnes of goals this season already? you are not an astute observer of the game. you watch your footie upside down!

It would have been better for the youngins like Smalling, Jones and Evans to continue than for that Useless defender called Rio to come and spoil their game

of course, smalling, jones, evans are better than rio.
and this was the same jones you dissed two weeks ago that badstuber is better than!

naijababe:
Coogar, chief derailer of the century, carry your manure head go somewhere elso jo!!! Anyway, i know English is not your first language, but the key word in the sentence you bolded is  ALL 

english is my 10th language!!!
if you are telling a young man not to blow his profit on booze, women and fast cars, where else should he put the money? back in that lottery ish where the money would be lost?

naijababe:
The lifestyle of a successful trader is truly one to envy but don't blow all your winnings on booze, fast cars and women/men. My friends, invest! invest!! invest!!!

Naijababe is intent on creating a dynasty, what's your own goal?

without booze, fast cars and women - what else is there to spend money on?

upendo 98:
This is like one very very very bad dream or movie
Is Africa this bad? are we this gullible? Do you know this has painted nigeria in a bad way cz apart from the scam it shows they can be easily duped.

Never heard of such a bad thing.This is a NATIONAL TRAGEDY and gov. there need to declare a week of mourning.
The rich and poor alike also cry.

lagos has about 15 million population.
13 million of those are mugus. if you take dog's shyte and spray cologne on it and say it's chocolate - people would buy from you in wholesale!

the only reason lagos harbours plenty of conmen is because there are so many people to con!
nigerians are the most gullible set of human beings on the planet - people would pay you 5 million naira to get them abroad without knowing the details involved!

instead of going on the internet to find out the details, they would rather go to the top of the mountain to fast and pray for 40 days and 40 nights so their application can be successful. it baffles me and these lots are not stark illiterates. many of them are graduates but they cannot tell their left from their right when it comes to travelling abroad!

dayokanu:
Thats because Rio hides from responsbilities.

One move that the ball was floated over him, Crouch chested and De Gea had to make a point blank save.

I repeat Rio is a useless defender.

De Gea made 3 top draw saves the one who punched moments after the goal, the grounder shot that he parriedand that Crouchs save around 54mins

so all these suggested rio is a useless defender? do you watch your football upside down?

phil jones lost peter crouch for the goal, not rio.
crouch had to make a run from his starting to position before jumping to head the ball. he would always get there before rio!

MariaP:
i don't know if he used fake documents here, But do you know if the police in his state can trace him if his photograph is presented to them?

they should - but you have to rub their palms.
any amount from 500 euros should do the job - but if he's got more than that amount to bribe, you are back to square one!!!

Boyloaf:
bros dat was actually on a lighter mood! Nor vex oh! MR INTELLBIZNESS

then you should save some money and buy yourself some sense of humour!

laide bakare is in jenifa's category.
ronke ojo, ireti osayemi and gbogbo big galz!

Boyloaf:
@cooger, are u an FBI or SSS agent? Seems to me your already on dis case! See as u dey quiz her! Shiooooooooo

what has my being fbi or sss gotta do with the issue here?

intelligent people ask questions!

MariaP:
I'm sure that's his real name. The police here confirmed it.

i mean how sure are you he bears the same name in nigeria?
what if his real name in nigeria is omoyemi adebola but got into austria with akinwale akinwhatever?

^^
perfect!

she's far better than laide bakare.

MariaP:
Thanx , I've told my relatives back home, Akinwale Olusegun Akinleye is from Oyo State and my relatives are in Lagos,
do you know if the police in Oyo State, Ibadan can help out?

how sure are you that what you have got is the real name?

debosky:
@ Sharon
I hope you now agree the Britannia can also be horricious for y'all.

it's not horricious - that's the first time stoke fc would take any point against man utd since they got promoted.
their draw even reeks of dodgy decisions - in spite of united losing rooney and hernandez.

As for Fergie playing Owen, I guess he got carried away by the CC performance.

fergie must be smoking lah for thinking owen would boss woodgate and shawcross!

De Gea? The Walters save was the only impressive one, the others were quite routine or directly shot at him.

i guess you didn't see the wilkinson save! that was better than johnny walters snap shot!
de gea is a top goalkeeper. all he needs now is the presence in the box and that would come when he grows fully and fills his frame.

He's getting way more stick than deserved though - the likes of Reina and Cech aren't covering themselves with glory so far. In my opinion Begovic is currently the best performing GK in the league not De Gea, the 4-0 thrashing by Sunderland not withstanding.

begovic ko, vidic ni.
begovic is not even better than al-habsi.
de gea reigns supreme - far better than your sczcesny and loads better than joe hart!