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pendo89:
am sorry but that's very funny.Why is everybody on Toba's case?
Toba am laughing pl dont get worked up.
do ppl swallow posts?

on toba's case? hell no!
toba is gold in this section.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Lol, same to you 
ALWAYS Itching to write to me, i know i'm IRRESISTABLE and all that but get a damn grip.
your a poor cretin .[/color]

itching to write to you?
a housemaid quality like yourself?
when a man looks at you - it must be for two reasons.

1)you are incredibly beautiful with plenty of brains.
2)you are stupendously daft with poop for brains.

i choose the latter in your case.
sometimes i wonder whether it's possible for a human being to be as daft, brainless and genetically moronic as you are. . .

.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Lmao look at this one talking about introducing one's self, bloody ignorant fool[/color]

i am dashing down to the high street to buy you some artificial intelligence.
the natural one has failed you.

coded guy:
By the time you add Young, Nani, Valencia, Park, Rooney, Chicarito, Welbeck, and Berbatov in attack
Na who born the maga defence.

But in anycase, it now boils down to 11 against 11 (quality and experience comes to the fore)
With Fergie am more cofident with this team than even last seasons' squad.
Imagine winning the league with only about 5 away wins and 4 draws. its really strange.

debarring any long term injuries to our big players, only barcelona can beat this man utd squad.
chelsea, arsenal, liverpool, etc are snacks for cleverley and co. . . . . .

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]You seriously don't have family do you? self-proclaimed intellect, people like you make me feel sick, instead of being straight about your background issues instead you choose to spew it out on innocent individuals, look untill you know the defintion of FAMILY don't fukcen mention it, would ave ignored you, but i just can't stand such disgusting guts, your this small to me, people like u just really shake my head in shame for, say all you want mate, u r full of grime.

I Pity any1 who KNOWS you, i will pray for you.[/color]

having seen the way you drag your family's name in mud every day on nairaland, who do you think people would say lack family values in her life? you!
you are crass, you possess the same intelligence level as a young ewe. . . .posting ridiculous and senseless topics everyday like you are in a competition to beat a record. there are better ways of introducing yourself without trying to seek attention. you lack some high degree of self confidence, go and work on it.

besides, you have no class.
you are just a village brat who suddenly bumps into the privilege of using the internet.
the other disgusting thing about you is that you are an educated illiterate. . . . .go hug a boko haram suicide bomber if you hate ma guts, the feeling is perfectly mutual, you ignoramus!

pendo89:
How difficult is it for you to date another cool muslim lady? you say that you only meet faithful ladies but they happen to be christians.
Where are the nice muslims since religion is a big issue her? Don't do stuff out of pressure unless you want to die early out of stress.

poster is a wimp!
if i were him, i would travel north side and get me a nice muslim damsel.

denzel2009:
Yelz

what happened last night?
seems toba swallowed all the posts here.

seanet02:
Nairalanders please what do i do, am dating a girl, a muslim lady, i have been faithful and honest since we started this relationship four years ago.
With all honesty, this lady disvirgined me, but we keep fighting over her unfaithfulness now and then, the problem is she is actually the one that causes problems and yet always adamant, never apologizes and when she seldom does is in a very unfriendly manner, i really don't know how to make our relationship works any longer, her unfaithfulness is our main problem, she is so dishonest. I keep being patient with the hope that she will change but alas it is the other way round. The last time we broke apart, for the whole three months we were apart i just could not let her off my mind, it is really frustrating, i have met more faithful ladies in life but they are christians and my Father is never going to allow me marry a christian. I just don't know how to get out of this relationship, it is like the whole world falling apart when ever i tried getting out, i love her but she is so unfaithful, yet the marriage pressure is heaping on my head from my family. I hate double dating and have not done so since graduating. Please what can i do, a real live story i tell you it is really frustrating, i have met more faithful ladies in life but they are christians and my Father is never going to allow me marry a christian. I just don't know how to get out of this relationship, it is like the whole world falling apart when ever i tried getting out, i love her but she is so unfaithful, yet the marriage pressure is heaping on my head from my family. I hate double dating and have not done so since graduating. Please what can i do, a real live story i tell you

if she's cheating on u, cheat on her!

montelik:
Why do pple keep forgetting Gibson is still here.

gibson should have been sold to sunderland.
the dude just refused to budge and he stayed. . . . .he could move in january though!

where is denzel2009?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKqxAmzjJig?version=3"[/flash]

sir bobby charlton grooving to beyonce. . . . .

afrodoc:
edoyad or a dullard?
u said he was top scorer,but he was not! u dont hav to peddle inaccuracies or blatantly lie to "prove" a point.
just try and eschew the beer parlour debate skills u r used to and discuss with intelligence and facts.

edoyad has always been a pillock.
the size of his nostrils presents a huge obstacle for his brains to function properly.

hasselbaink was the top scorer and yet he wasn't and he expects us to swallow that balderdash from him.
like i keep saying, it's utterly impossible for an average gaynner to make meaningful contributions on any thread.

my 3 month old puppy packs more intelligence than edoyad.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^^So are your female relatives!!


Abeg waka, won't even reply you again jare. . . ***spits***[/color]

you are a disgrace to your parents,
you attention seeking pathological liar. . . . .

better go and face your studies instead of prostituting yourself online.
obnoxious swine!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]STFU!! u uncouth creature!!![/color]

you are a despicable slut!
i think you are high from smoking your pubic hair.

decrepit + old + fool is not a bad thing?

i take people's comments as the truth until i see a discrepancy.

denzel2009:
I see things . You see, skydeep didn't hide anything on these boards.

hmm. . . . . .i can see i'm a jew-man in this section.
everyone seems to know everyone's business.

mr denzel, which of these girls are still single?
which ones have not been knocked up?

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=751039.msg9073124#msg9073124 date=1315090592]^^we all know the s.hemale is a decrepit old f.ool.[/quote]as old as this?

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denzel2009:
Xynerise is lying. Skydeep was the one chepsying him here all along. He did some bragado for her for a while until she finally gave him sliding tackle and they met at kuramo beach. That was where they hit it off physically. and now they are happily married with a baby on the way!

you should be ashamed of yourself!
how do you know she's expecting a child?
you are a serious aproko

xynerise:
@coogar. I met skydeep first on Nairaland but met Silvia(her real name) in d real world. She usually bash me here before we met and the world being too small we ended up seeing each other. Its hard for anyone to believe. No be their fault sha.

i believe you. . . . .
at the end of the day, it is what you say that matters. . . .not what others think.
happy married life. . .

about time i cast my net in this section.
competent brides should make their applications.
pendo, cuddlemii, dyt, etc.

pendo89:
I dont believe anything anybody says here anymore.
Everything is shrouded in mystery.
whatever.

i believe in you though. . . .
others are just mysterious. . . .

Iya Witch:
Iya witch is still alive and is getting stronger and stronger everyday.

kneel down, omo baba ika!

xynerise
talk to me. . . . .how did you meet this bride of yours? straight off nairaland or you guys met in the real world before connecting on nairaland?

pendo89:
Thats enough to put a whining full baby to sleep.
i think some men can breastfeed to soothe baby

are you jealous of the boy's size?
are yours bigger/smaller than that?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^^She was moaning about them[/color]

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^^You need therapy or better still drink some acid, your spreading bad vibes.[/color]

this is unacceptable!
i really don't think you should be saying this to tpia.
if you guys have issues, sort it out off nairaland.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=751039.msg9072536#msg9072536 date=1315085339]^You're one of the most pathetic people in this place.

Using the word people very loosely here.[/quote]pweety is in her teens.
forgive her!

pendo89:
cant u c hes got bosoms?

it's one thing to have boobz, another thing to have milk in it.
that little boy is not pregnant.

pendo89:
^
That young boy is capable of breastfeeding

hmmm
breastfeeding?

duduspace:
@folly

I nor wish Manure bad o, just clarifying some misconceptions about their debt levels. Even Manure now is backing FFP cos these Abu Dhabi guys are well set to spend everyone else into oblivion with their arab money.  

another idiotic comment from the lips of mumuface.
all the 20 premier league clubs backed the ffp. . . . .stop making it sound as if united suddenly backed it because of man city. man city and chelsea have also backed it so stop lying to us.

Cuddlemii:
Stale gist. Yes na, it was a romantic time on Nland oh. I loved it Guys went missing so babes don't expect them to pop the question . Its an inspiration, I hope chief  

i am happy for them!
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duduspace:
I'm not to blame if your cognitive abilities are in terminal decline, 
what I was pointing out was that even though the net debt at the time of releasing the result was 308m, that doesnt mean the net debt will stay static as subsequent cash flow would have invalidated that, hence why I made the analogy of someone printing their bank balance the day their salary was paid.
anyone with the tiniest smidgen of financial understanding knows that a balance sheet is a snapshot at a point in time and not a living document.

what a slowpoke!
as if that does not affect every organization posting a financial account. . . . .this is at best clutching at straws.
so because united spent £50m of the money they have in the bank means it will affect their £308m net debt?
you are a twunt of the highest order - stop misinforming the public about what you know nowt about. . . .you are not an accountant, you know f@ck all about corporate accounts so tape it shut!

The main point was that the gross debt remains at 458m, is that what you are disputing or are you confused as usual? 

it was £716m this time last year, slowly and gradually, the debt is getting lower and lower.
your daft predictions were united would go under like leeds fc or liverpool. matter of fact, when chelsea were having their mini-crisis last season, your [i]e[/i]rections knew no bounds, declaring yourself nostradamus of nairaland cos you predicted the top clubs would all suffer a mega-crisis. chelsea got their acts together and finished above arsenal.

united won their 19th title even with your orga[i]s[/i]mic screaming and wailing of the rooney transfer saga.
if you have any decorum left in your bone, you need to stop making these dud predictions. you know nothing about united's financial accounts.
the brand is massive and they will always make money whether you like it or not. . . .
go and hug a boko haram suicide bomber if united's success irks you. you indolent twit!

xynerise:
We met at a supermarket close to each other's house. After shopping I decided to move out and found out that her car was behind mine so I ask d security to fetch d owner of the car. She came out walking majestically and smiling. She apologized still smiling I was gazing at her smiling without listening to what she was saying. I quickly said "no problem madam" she was about going back to the supermarket when I quickly said " I am Jeff and u are? Silvia she slowly said. As I try to give her my card she said "Dont bother I dont need it". I pleaded for where she said pls let me be. She hurried back to the supermarket and I followed just like a he-goat. After buying, time for the bill I brought out my wallet to pay and she quickly brought hers out and pay. I said in my mind " witch". She went back to her car and tried to open it when held her hands and begged like a beggar for just a lunch.(imagine me) She looked at me with pity and said "ok but I will pay my bill" Till then I said in my mind after all na initial gra gra. She didnt me her address rather she gave d address of where she normally read her silly Hardy chase romance novel(sorry to say). I met her there and off we go. I took her somewhere sha . Right there I began to tell her about Nairaland and she said she too is a member. She asked what my username is and I was shy to say XYNERISE due to the number of nasty and funny thread I have posted. Ok, she said, " I am Skydeep and u are? I am XYNE. . . RISE. She laughed like a hyena. I said what is funny? She said "u clown". In my mind I said "your papa clown" and laughed with her. Nairaland actually made our friendship closer and she gave her add. This time her real add. I never stop coming to her house every weekend. She later said Yes to me and today we are happily married after 10 months of dating. We just cant believe it. You too can get a life partner here if crazy Xynerise did.

is this for real?
you guys actually got married?

duduspace:
@Coogar
You are very silly, so the money for the 4 year contract was paid upfront or what are you implying? 

you are a tool. . . .
if anything, you were the one that suggested united don't have money in the bank again as they have had to pay the wages of the new recruits.
i countered you by saying united sacked about 6 players and their wages would cover for the new recruits with a tangible amount to spare. . . .
united moved out oshea, neville, scholes, obertan, hargreaves, van der sar, etc. . .they brought in phil jones, ashley young and de gea. . . .the arithmetic showed united saved £220,000 per week from that transfer interchange alone.
and you say i am silly? spermflakes definitely dwell in your brain cavity.

for someone who claims to know so much about corporate finance, you sound so idiotic, and seem unable to understand what I was saying.
There are no gate takings during the summer period and sporting payments have already been made so what are you talking about?
If you have nothing reasonable to say I've advised you to keep your gob sealed, not everyone has time to seat online all day and type rubbish you know?

there were few testimonial games at old trafford in the pre-season. . . .fans came to watch those and they paid premium.
sporting payments like dhl and beeline were just secured this summer - go to sports sites and educate your mumu-self.
you have been predicting doom and gloom for 3 years now and yet old trafford keeps making you look extremely idiotic with your daft prophecies and moronic prognosis.

if you have nothing credible to say, start knitting your pubic hair you ignoramus asswax!

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^^^Lmao your life is daft woman, stop looking for my attention you frustrated human-being, stop being bitter i am NOT the cause for your numerous divorces and rejected [proposals, dayumm biatch go and get tamed!! [/color]

[color=#550077]Seriously?wow[/color]

divorcee? frustrated? rejected? daft?
how do you know all these?

[quote author=Ricky_Ross link=topic=750652.msg9072120#msg9072120 date=1315081887]Fools like you who think they know too much dont know anything in reality.
From talking plenty you just exposed your ignorance and you just told the whole world that Don Jazzy and D-Banj are fraudsters If you are not part of the gang how did u know all these things? Abeg tell them to give u your own cut so u can close your ugly dirty mouth (if possible)[/quote]you are a consummate simpleton.
fools like you are so deluded you cannot tell your left from your right. . . . .you see feet when you should be seeing hands.
go and bring the duo here to deny the accusation, you serial w@nker!

who in the city of london does not know how d'banj and don jazzie got the capital to start their music business?
you are a goat, a spastic hilly-billy.
better go donate your brains to the biology-laboratory of your dilapidated secondary school!